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(Daily Mail)   Apparently there's yet another ridiculously frightening fish to give you nightmares on your next snorkeling trip   ( ) divider line 10
    More: Scary, Southern California, Catalina Island, fantasy literature  
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16044 clicks; posted to Main » on 16 Oct 2013 at 5:04 AM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-10-16 05:24:15 AM  
3 votes:

What's that guy doing to the dog?
2013-10-16 05:30:39 AM  
2 votes:

WeenerGord: [ image 850x570]

What's that guy doing to the dog?

Don't know but the fat chick on the left is finally getting some tail.
2013-10-15 10:21:54 PM  
2 votes:
Quite an oar deal.
2013-10-16 09:21:25 AM  
1 vote:
His business card reads "Serpent-like" Oarfish but his friends call him "Wangish Monster-dong of the Deep."
2013-10-16 08:43:49 AM  
1 vote:

Sid_6.7: It's an oarfish. Grow the f*ck up and read a book.

This.  Although, if you encounter one of these fish while snorkeling, you should really consider a career as an Olympic swimmer since oarfish live very, very deep in the ocean.
2013-10-16 07:34:02 AM  
1 vote:

WhiskeyBoy: Nope.  Oar fish is no sea monster.

That title belongs to the Bobbit Worm.
[ image 400x600] k- bobbit-worm/

Terror begins at 0:40.
You may begin rethinking your scuba trips.

That's pretty awesome.  By naming it "The Bobbit" worm, I thought it would cut your dick off.
2013-10-16 05:23:10 AM  
1 vote:

HotWingAgenda: Oarfish are harmless. Call me when you're wading along a quiet beach and stumble across a sea krate, or a beached but not dead mako or tiger shark.

Um, yeah. I'd just step around them.
2013-10-16 01:30:57 AM  
1 vote:
Sorry, but the Candiru is the fish of nightmares...
2013-10-16 12:28:08 AM  
1 vote:
There used to be (maybe still is) an oarfish preserved in a display case at the natural history museum in LA.  When I was a kid I loved looking at it--it was horrifying and fascinating all at once.

Man...I wish I could go back and be a kid visiting the museum again.
2013-10-15 11:57:24 PM  
1 vote:
Waddington said Santana dragged the fish ashore because 'she said, "nobody will believe me".'

"I once caught a fish *this* big... help me out here, my arms aren't long enough."
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