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(CBS Sports)   The Cardinals are some Angry Birds after dropping Game 3, while the Dodgers hope there's more Magic tonight - it's Game 4 of the NLCS (8pm ET/5pm PT, TBS)   (cbssports.com) divider line 207
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2013-10-15 06:18:51 PM
sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk
 
2013-10-15 07:21:03 PM
So are people still whining about the fact that Puig "showed up the pitcher", instead of pointing out that a 6'3 245-pound player stopped to watch what he thought was a home run, and after the ball hit off the right-field wall, still managed a standup triple?  Can we instead focus on the fact that the dude is a god damn freak of nature?
 
2013-10-15 07:40:05 PM

Mike_LowELL: So are people still whining about the fact that Puig "showed up the pitcher", instead of pointing out that a 6'3 245-pound player stopped to watch what he thought was a home run, and after the ball hit off the right-field wall, still managed a standup triple?  Can we instead focus on the fact that the dude is a god damn freak of nature?


Thanks for bringing it up!

Wow, so they have handed out plain blue washcloths as rally towels tonight. LOL Way to think ahead, sports marketing interns.

Go Blue!
 
2013-10-15 07:43:42 PM
So, what's the over/under on Baker managing the Dodgers next year? What do Farkers think?
 
2013-10-15 07:51:18 PM
Got my beer and cheap Canuck whisky ready.  GO CARDS!
 
2013-10-15 07:52:30 PM

Mike_LowELL: So are people still whining about the fact that Puig "showed up the pitcher", instead of pointing out that a 6'3 245-pound player stopped to watch what he thought was a home run, and after the ball hit off the right-field wall, still managed a standup triple?  Can we instead focus on the fact that the dude is a god damn freak of nature?


I think the Cards will focus on the fact that the dude is a freak of striking out.
 
2013-10-15 07:54:06 PM

MartinaMcSorley: So, what's the over/under on Baker managing the Dodgers next year? What do Farkers think?


I doubt they fire Donnie.. not this year anyway.. and even if they did I would seriously, seriously doubt they'd go after Dusty.
 
2013-10-15 07:54:40 PM

Mike_LowELL: So are people still whining about the fact that Puig "showed up the pitcher", instead of pointing out that a 6'3 245-pound player stopped to watch what he thought was a home run, and after the ball hit off the right-field wall, still managed a standup triple?  Can we instead focus on the fact that the dude is a god damn freak of nature?


Everyone knows that putting your arms in the air makes you history's greatest monster
 
2013-10-15 07:56:58 PM

Mike_LowELL: So are people still whining about the fact that Puig "showed up the pitcher", instead of pointing out that a 6'3 245-pound player stopped to watch what he thought was a home run, and after the ball hit off the right-field wall, still managed a standup triple?  Can we instead focus on the fact that the dude is a god damn freak of nature?


I actually wonder had he not grown up in Cuba, if baseball would've been his sport of choice.
 
2013-10-15 08:00:13 PM
Bunch of whiny d-bags: if Puig was on the cardinals you'd be crying just as much if not more. Stop that crap. He will be great when he learns some discipline on the plate and on the diamond. So yes he was an asshole last night. Homers.
 
2013-10-15 08:00:30 PM
Vintage plane flyover!!!!!

All right, here we go! Good luck, Cards fans!
 
2013-10-15 08:06:34 PM

The Bestest: MartinaMcSorley: So, what's the over/under on Baker managing the Dodgers next year? What do Farkers think?

I doubt they fire Donnie.. not this year anyway.. and even if they did I would seriously, seriously doubt they'd go after Dusty.


Dusty was at the game last night, and the scuttlebutt swept the crowd. Especially when Donnie puts Ethier the Cripple in outfield. Van Slyke ring a bell, Mattingly? Gaaaah.
 
2013-10-15 08:10:34 PM

The Bestest: Mike_LowELL: So are people still whining about the fact that Puig "showed up the pitcher", instead of pointing out that a 6'3 245-pound player stopped to watch what he thought was a home run, and after the ball hit off the right-field wall, still managed a standup triple?  Can we instead focus on the fact that the dude is a god damn freak of nature?

I actually wonder had he not grown up in Cuba, if baseball would've been his sport of choice.


Yeah, he's a natural athlete. And he's got the second-best booty in baseball, after Jeter.
 
2013-10-15 08:15:00 PM
Good start for Jay.  *cough*
 
2013-10-15 08:23:07 PM
Go Dodgers!!
 
2013-10-15 08:24:45 PM
Meanwhile, I was watching the Sharks @ Blues game only to see the Sharks' Boyle get popped...he's taken off on a stretcher.  Hope he is well.
 
2013-10-15 08:32:34 PM

The Bestest: MartinaMcSorley: So, what's the over/under on Baker managing the Dodgers next year? What do Farkers think?

I doubt they fire Donnie.. not this year anyway.. and even if they did I would seriously, seriously doubt they'd go after Dusty.


If they had washed out against Atlanta Mattingly would be gone. Too bad, they could have rid themselves of him.
 
2013-10-15 08:33:26 PM
I'm convinced the TBS strike zone graphic is a bit off. "Bad calls" on both sides.

Also, the notion that the Cards are pissed off at Puig is overblown. Beltran said he didn't like it, but he also said he's not a bad kid. I certainly don't have a problem with Puig being happy that he got a hit after striking out 5 times in a row. Emotions run high this time of year.
 
2013-10-15 08:35:18 PM
Are fans still mad about that stand-up triple?  If he had ran from the get go at full speed, he would have made it home.  It was a cathartic hit for Puig.
 
2013-10-15 08:43:26 PM

harleyquinnical: Are fans still mad about that stand-up triple?  If he had ran from the get go at full speed, he would have made it home.  It was a cathartic hit for Puig.


Fans aren't mad, but the media would like it to be an issue. More drama is good.
 
2013-10-15 08:43:49 PM

harleyquinnical: Meanwhile, I was watching the Sharks @ Blues game only to see the Sharks' Boyle get popped...he's taken off on a stretcher.  Hope he is well.


www.democracyforvancouver.org
 
2013-10-15 08:46:21 PM
bases loaded.. two outs.. up comes the pitcher!
Hooray NL ball!
 
2013-10-15 08:51:16 PM
They just showed Tom Cruise laughing and rooting for the Dodgers. F*ck you, Maverick!!!
 
2013-10-15 08:52:53 PM
Carpenter!    1 run could win this.
 
2013-10-15 08:55:00 PM
Yeah Cardinals!  Finally something to root for today.
 
2013-10-15 08:55:50 PM
KABOOM!
 
2013-10-15 08:55:53 PM
Bye Golly!!!!!
 
2013-10-15 08:56:12 PM
He crushed that ball
 
2013-10-15 08:56:27 PM
MOONSHOT!   hahah
 
2013-10-15 08:56:39 PM
Wow...Holliday crushed that. Game over.
 
2013-10-15 08:56:44 PM
dammit
 
2013-10-15 08:56:58 PM
Leaving the bases loaded, then giving up three runs.  Sounds about right.  Dammit.
 
2013-10-15 08:57:10 PM

mikaloyd: harleyquinnical: Meanwhile, I was watching the Sharks @ Blues game only to see the Sharks' Boyle get popped...he's taken off on a stretcher.  Hope he is well.

[www.democracyforvancouver.org image 200x199]


Funny.

His jaw hit the top of the boards.  Odds are he is concussed and will miss the next few games.  I'm more hoping his jaw isn't broke too.
 
2013-10-15 08:59:32 PM
ASwww Jeez not this again
 
2013-10-15 09:00:01 PM
I go to the bathroom, come back and the Cards score 3 runs.  I need to go to the bathroom more when they are hitting.
 
2013-10-15 09:03:26 PM
The ball just exploded off hollidays bat. Thats was A no-doubter. I think that ball just hit sandra bullock.
 
2013-10-15 09:06:39 PM

SlothB77: The ball just exploded off hollidays bat. Thats was A no-doubter. I think that ball just hit sandra bullock.


And he didn't even stare at it or flipped the bat. A-hole.
 
2013-10-15 09:17:24 PM
I missed the A-Gon hit.  Did he do his "Mickey Mouse" stuff?

Buncha whiners...
 
2013-10-15 09:17:59 PM
You hit a double, Gonzalez, not a game-tying homer, settle down.
 
2013-10-15 09:20:01 PM
Vin's right.  The blue rally towels look silly.

Aw, Puig, don't worry about it.  Shake it off and get a hit off this guy.
 
2013-10-15 09:20:36 PM
If that brushback on Puig wasn't intentional, it might as well have been.
 
2013-10-15 09:21:30 PM

Gosling: If that brushback on Puig wasn't intentional, it might as well have been.


Oh, it definitely was.  That's baseball, though.
 
2013-10-15 09:21:59 PM

vegaswench: Vin's right.  The blue rally towels look silly.

Aw, Puig, don't worry about it.  Shake it off and get a hit off this guy.


He's an illegal alien. He should get back on the boat to Cuba. I blame Obama.
 
2013-10-15 09:22:14 PM

idesofmarch: You hit a double, Gonzalez, not a game-tying homer, settle down.


He was totting like he hit a homer and he only hit a double?  Heavy sigh.
 
2013-10-15 09:23:34 PM
This is turning into a timeout pissing match. This keeps up, I say the benches clear by game's end. These teams do not like each other.
 
2013-10-15 09:24:02 PM
Single for Puig, 3-1 Cards
 
2013-10-15 09:24:11 PM

Mark Ratner: vegaswench: Vin's right.  The blue rally towels look silly.

Aw, Puig, don't worry about it.  Shake it off and get a hit off this guy.

He's an illegal alien. He should get back on the boat to Cuba. I blame Obama.


Politics --------->

Good patience, Puig (wait, did I really just type that?!).  Sangle to left drives in Mickey Mouse.  Woot.
 
2013-10-15 09:24:25 PM
DAMNIT
 
2013-10-15 09:26:09 PM
I just clenched so hard my back cramped.
 
2013-10-15 09:26:47 PM
It's good Ethier could tag and Puig couldn't, Puig needs more than 90 feet distance so he doesn't overrun Ethier.
 
2013-10-15 09:27:06 PM
Base hit!

3-2 Cards
 
2013-10-15 09:27:25 PM

Peaceboy: It's good Ethier could tag and Puig couldn't, Puig needs more than 90 feet distance so he doesn't overrun Ethier.


Well, he's all clear now.
 
2013-10-15 09:27:57 PM
Shelby Miller, get ready.
 
2013-10-15 09:28:27 PM
And Nolasco's out already
 
2013-10-15 09:28:36 PM
Oooh, huge double play to end the inning.
 
2013-10-15 09:28:47 PM
We pulled Nolasco for that?  Hell, he could have done that...  Thanks, Skip.
 
2013-10-15 09:28:49 PM
Good inning for the Dodgers, getting back into the game.
 
2013-10-15 09:29:42 PM
FOR CRYING OUT LOUD JEREMY CLOSE AN APP
 
2013-10-15 09:29:45 PM
Canucks steal one in Philly, 3-2.

Nice way to start a 7 game road trip.

Now I can focus on the dodgers.
 
2013-10-15 09:31:20 PM

vegaswench: Good patience, Puig (wait, did I really just type that?!).


It is Puig. Puig generally doesn't need patience. His legs are fast enough to get him out of anything his brain's arrogant enough to get him into. He's like 'ooh, bloop hit to shallow right, FARK IT I WANT A TRIPLE' and everybody goes WTF and somehow he ends up on third.
 
2013-10-15 09:35:21 PM

Gosling: vegaswench: Good patience, Puig (wait, did I really just type that?!).

It is Puig. Puig generally doesn't need patience. His legs are fast enough to get him out of anything his brain's arrogant enough to get him into. He's like 'ooh, bloop hit to shallow right, FARK IT I WANT A TRIPLE' and everybody goes WTF and somehow he ends up on third.


He drives me crazy, and makes some really dumb decisions, but you can't say he lacks in Chutzpah.
 
2013-10-15 09:37:17 PM
Walking the pitcher, you want to do that.
 
2013-10-15 09:40:44 PM
i47.photobucket.com
 
2013-10-15 09:40:56 PM
Walk the pitcher, let him get to scoring position on a wild pitch.......
 
2013-10-15 09:41:27 PM

robsul82: Walking the pitcher, you want to do that.


Not that it is much of an excuse for Withrow, but good Lord it makes me mad when a pitch down the middle several inches above the knees gets called a ball.  I have to wonder if the umpires do that once in a while just to make a point.  That's a lay up call.
 
2013-10-15 09:43:22 PM
Balk!

Pitcher to third base.
 
2013-10-15 09:43:31 PM

Rex_Banner: Walk the pitcher, let him get to scoring position on a wild pitch.......


And top it off with a balk. O_o
 
2013-10-15 09:43:52 PM
Lynn is getting to stroll around the bases.
 
2013-10-15 09:44:18 PM
Balk? Hahaha
 
2013-10-15 09:44:39 PM
A walk, wild pitch, balk, and a walk.
 
2013-10-15 09:44:45 PM
Lynn will be so tired for the next inning. Great plan, Donny.
 
2013-10-15 09:45:06 PM
This dude is nerrrrrrrrvous.
 
2013-10-15 09:46:30 PM

BadJazz: A walk, wild pitch, balk, and a walk.


Sounds more like a bad Dr. Seuss poem than an inning recap.  Damn.

Whew, got out of that mess.
 
2013-10-15 09:46:44 PM
Whewwwww, lol.
 
2013-10-15 09:46:58 PM
I miss that guy Brito(i think his name is).He had the big Ol' radar gun and a big Ol' cigar.He looked like a cocaine kingpin trying to trap speeders.
 
2013-10-15 09:54:17 PM

W.C.fields forever: I miss that guy Brito(i think his name is).He had the big Ol' radar gun and a big Ol' cigar.He looked like a cocaine kingpin trying to trap speeders.


Yes, Mike Brito.  Without him there would have been no Fernandomania.  At least not in LA.
 
2013-10-15 09:55:44 PM
IT'S ONLY THE PLAYOFFS

MAKE SOME NOOOOIIIIIIISE
 
2013-10-15 09:56:36 PM
That's twice already Jay has caught a fly ball.
 
2013-10-15 09:57:38 PM

Maybe you should drive: W.C.fields forever: I miss that guy Brito(i think his name is).He had the big Ol' radar gun and a big Ol' cigar.He looked like a cocaine kingpin trying to trap speeders.

Yes, Mike Brito.  Without him there would have been no Fernandomania.  At least not in LA.


You are correct.I forgot about that.
 
2013-10-15 09:58:17 PM

Gosling: IT'S ONLY THE PLAYOFFS

MAKE SOME NOOOOIIIIIIISE


WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
 
2013-10-15 10:04:21 PM
How awesome is that ,that the three Molinas each have two rings.
 
2013-10-15 10:05:59 PM
Yeah that's pretty blatently stalling for time..........
 
2013-10-15 10:06:37 PM
interference
 
2013-10-15 10:06:55 PM
A balk and catcher interference, seeing it all today.
 
2013-10-15 10:06:58 PM
Catcher's interference? Damn.
 
2013-10-15 10:07:09 PM
Balk and interference in the same game
 
2013-10-15 10:07:26 PM
Holy shiat!
 
2013-10-15 10:07:35 PM
Interference is something I don't see too often from the catcher.
 
2013-10-15 10:09:03 PM

robsul82: A balk and catcher interference, seeing it all today.


There is that Trivia question,How many ways can a runner on third score without it being a hit.
 
2013-10-15 10:09:30 PM
Beauty.

Now you guys can actuallly talk to the player and not some messed up Siskel+Ebert sign language.
 
2013-10-15 10:09:35 PM
GIDP, nice
 
2013-10-15 10:09:37 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-15 10:09:38 PM
That was fortunate.
 
2013-10-15 10:09:48 PM
Wowwwwwww
 
2013-10-15 10:10:21 PM
OH ffs, all those gifts and the Cards can't open any.
 
2013-10-15 10:11:49 PM
Just took the dodgers in play at +135.

Thought I would get better odds at this point, but I feel this is where they put up a crooked number on the scoreboard.
 
2013-10-15 10:13:27 PM

robsul82: A balk and catcher interference, seeing it all today.


You know what oddity I'd like to see?  A game where the team I'm rooting for wins and by more than one run.
 
2013-10-15 10:15:15 PM
Puigs coming up to bat muzak sucks.
 
2013-10-15 10:16:07 PM

idesofmarch: robsul82: A balk and catcher interference, seeing it all today.

You know what oddity I'd like to see?  A game where the team I'm rooting for wins and by more than one run.


Heh.  Nice.
 
2013-10-15 10:19:09 PM
THAT was pretty
 
2013-10-15 10:19:16 PM
MOAR GIDP
 
2013-10-15 10:19:54 PM
Hushshshshshshshshshshsh
I might have spelled that wrong
 
2013-10-15 10:23:21 PM
Descalso wouldn't hav turned that. Good job kozma
 
2013-10-15 10:25:07 PM
They keep showing that profile shot of Mattingly and he looks like Joe Torre from that angle.
 
2013-10-15 10:25:30 PM
4-2 Cards, solo HR
 
2013-10-15 10:25:33 PM
ROBINSON!
 
2013-10-15 10:25:35 PM
4-2 Cards, oh yeah!
 
2013-10-15 10:25:45 PM
Home run Cards!!
 
2013-10-15 10:26:25 PM
HR Cards!
 
2013-10-15 10:26:41 PM
Sugar shane!!!
 
2013-10-15 10:36:44 PM
It's the seventh inning stretch!

i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-15 10:39:08 PM
if the cards keep this up the sox wont get to play the dodgers and no one will give a fark about the world series.
 
2013-10-15 10:41:18 PM
Did not expect that from Punto.
 
2013-10-15 10:41:41 PM
All right, nice double for the Dodgers, 1 out.
 
2013-10-15 10:42:14 PM
SON OF A BIATCH
 
2013-10-15 10:42:20 PM
Picked off!!!!!
 
2013-10-15 10:42:37 PM
LOL, oh my God.  This game really does have it all.
 
2013-10-15 10:42:50 PM
HAHAHAHA     Oh man, I like Punto from his Cards days but I laughed out loud.
 
2013-10-15 10:42:52 PM
Pick pick pick.
 
2013-10-15 10:43:03 PM
Balk, catcher's interference, runner picked off 2nd...... there has to be a triple play coming later on, right?
 
2013-10-15 10:43:27 PM
"This inning is over and the fans are booing"

lol
 
2013-10-15 10:45:43 PM
Well damn.  A 1 p.m. elimination game on a Wednesday.  Fanfarkingtastic.
 
2013-10-15 10:46:03 PM

fenianfark: "This inning is over and the fans are booing"

lol

They gotta leave.
 
2013-10-15 10:46:17 PM

4NSpy: Did not expect that from Punto.


..... and, there's the TOOTBLAN.  Never trust a Punto.
 
2013-10-15 10:46:48 PM

irishman4: if the cards keep this up the sox wont get to play the dodgers and no one will give a fark about the world series.


Pretty sure the cardinals have the second largest fan base in MLB... So someone will care.
 
2013-10-15 10:48:09 PM

Rex_Banner: Balk, catcher's interference, runner picked off 2nd...... there has to be a triple play coming later on, right?


I was thinking an infield fly call made halfway into the outfield, but who knows?
 
2013-10-15 10:49:15 PM

Rex_Banner: Balk, catcher's interference, runner picked off 2nd...... there has to be a triple play coming later on, right?


HBP.  Good lord.  I'm guessing an inside-the-park homer by Matt Adams is next.
 
2013-10-15 10:49:45 PM

BadJazz: Rex_Banner: Balk, catcher's interference, runner picked off 2nd...... there has to be a triple play coming later on, right?

HBP.  Good lord.  I'm guessing an inside-the-park homer by Matt Adams is next.


I'm hoping some excessive pine tar gets called.
 
2013-10-15 10:50:08 PM

killdawabbitt: irishman4: if the cards keep this up the sox wont get to play the dodgers and no one will give a fark about the world series.

Pretty sure the cardinals have the second largest fan base in MLB... So someone will care.


define fan base
 
2013-10-15 10:51:14 PM

4NSpy: BadJazz: Rex_Banner: Balk, catcher's interference, runner picked off 2nd...... there has to be a triple play coming later on, right?

HBP.  Good lord.  I'm guessing an inside-the-park homer by Matt Adams is next.

I'm hoping some excessive pine tar gets called.


Or a corked bat.
 
2013-10-15 10:51:59 PM
Wait did Mattingly just double switch Carlos Marmol and Michael Young into a playoff game? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha!
 
2013-10-15 10:52:19 PM

killdawabbitt: 4NSpy: BadJazz: Rex_Banner: Balk, catcher's interference, runner picked off 2nd...... there has to be a triple play coming later on, right?

HBP.  Good lord.  I'm guessing an inside-the-park homer by Matt Adams is next.

I'm hoping some excessive pine tar gets called.

Or a corked bat.


pitcher with a hidden patch of sand paper? oooooh, i could go for that.
 
2013-10-15 10:53:41 PM
WOOOoooO go Sharks!
 
2013-10-15 10:53:54 PM

4NSpy: killdawabbitt: 4NSpy: BadJazz: Rex_Banner: Balk, catcher's interference, runner picked off 2nd...... there has to be a triple play coming later on, right?

HBP.  Good lord.  I'm guessing an inside-the-park homer by Matt Adams is next.

I'm hoping some excessive pine tar gets called.

Or a corked bat.

pitcher with a hidden patch of sand paper? oooooh, i could go for that.


Corked bat and hidden sand paper - both discovered on the same pitch some how
 
2013-10-15 10:57:03 PM
I almost never travel for work, but I have to this week.  Sitting in a hotel room by myself would be such a depressing way to end this season...

Let's go Dodgers!!!!
 
2013-10-15 10:58:26 PM

Rex_Banner: 4NSpy: killdawabbitt: 4NSpy: BadJazz: Rex_Banner: Balk, catcher's interference, runner picked off 2nd...... there has to be a triple play coming later on, right?

HBP.  Good lord.  I'm guessing an inside-the-park homer by Matt Adams is next.

I'm hoping some excessive pine tar gets called.

Or a corked bat.

pitcher with a hidden patch of sand paper? oooooh, i could go for that.

Corked bat and hidden sand paper - both discovered on the same pitch some how


After another balk.
 
2013-10-15 10:58:52 PM

Maybe you should drive: I almost never travel for work, but I have to this week.  Sitting in a hotel room by myself would be such a depressing way to end this season...


This is why God invented hookers
 
2013-10-15 11:02:12 PM

Rex_Banner: Maybe you should drive: I almost never travel for work, but I have to this week.  Sitting in a hotel room by myself would be such a depressing way to end this season...

This is why God invented hookers


While I admit that a dead hooker in the bathroom would make me giggle, it still wouldn't erase the pain of watching my baseball team lose.  Why would you even say that?
 
2013-10-15 11:04:07 PM
Not a good trip through those hitters.
 
2013-10-15 11:05:48 PM
CLOSE AN APP JEREMY
 
2013-10-15 11:07:07 PM

robsul82: CLOSE AN APP JEREMY


I feel like the only person in the US without a smart phone.
 
2013-10-15 11:07:48 PM

Maybe you should drive: Rex_Banner: Maybe you should drive: I almost never travel for work, but I have to this week.  Sitting in a hotel room by myself would be such a depressing way to end this season...

This is why God invented hookers

While I admit that a dead hooker in the bathroom would make me giggle, it still wouldn't erase the pain of watching my baseball team lose.  Why would you even say that?


Dress her up like Yadier Molina and explain to her that she didn't apply the tag correctly in game 2. Then have you're way with her while fantasizing about Don Mattingly's sideburns
 
2013-10-15 11:09:01 PM
Nice Marmol.
 
2013-10-15 11:09:21 PM

robsul82: Not a good trip through those hitters.


You think thats a bad trip? Try staying at a motel with a dead hooker in the bathroom while your baseball team loses. ON ACID!
 
2013-10-15 11:11:58 PM

Scruffinator: robsul82: CLOSE AN APP JEREMY

I feel like the only person in the US without a smart phone.


Right there with ya, brother
 
2013-10-15 11:13:03 PM

killdawabbitt: Maybe you should drive: Rex_Banner: Maybe you should drive: I almost never travel for work, but I have to this week.  Sitting in a hotel room by myself would be such a depressing way to end this season...

This is why God invented hookers

While I admit that a dead hooker in the bathroom would make me giggle, it still wouldn't erase the pain of watching my baseball team lose.  Why would you even say that?

Dress her up like Yadier Molina and explain to her that she didn't apply the tag correctly in game 2. Then have you're way with her while fantasizing about Don Mattingly's sideburns


Look, I appreciate the thought, but this ain't my first rodeo.  How do you think she ended up dead?
 
2013-10-15 11:13:32 PM
Scruffinator:

How'd the wine and vodka treat you last night?
 
2013-10-15 11:14:34 PM

Rex_Banner: Scruffinator: robsul82: CLOSE AN APP JEREMY

I feel like the only person in the US without a smart phone.

Right there with ya, brother


I just can't give up my $10/month portion of my family plan.  It's so cheap!  And I spend enough time on the internet at home, I don't need to add that capability while I'm out and about.

/still drinking away the memories of the Tigers game
 
2013-10-15 11:14:38 PM

Rex_Banner: Maybe you should drive: I almost never travel for work, but I have to this week.  Sitting in a hotel room by myself would be such a depressing way to end this season...

This is why God invented hookers


www.insidesocal.com
 
2013-10-15 11:16:12 PM

mikaloyd: robsul82: Not a good trip through those hitters.

You think thats a bad trip? Try staying at a motel with a dead hooker in the bathroom while your baseball team loses. ON ACID!


Aren't you supposed to light the hooker on fire in the bathtub or something?
/Its been awhile.
 
2013-10-15 11:16:14 PM

BadJazz: Scruffinator:

How'd the wine and vodka treat you last night?


Great!  Doing it again tonight.  I like it.  I didn't like doing mixed drinks because it felt like diluting the vodka.  Now it's like, I'm diluting the vodka...in more booze?  I'm okay with that.  Makes the Tigers loss slightly more bearable.
 
2013-10-15 11:18:03 PM
It's the 25th anniversary of Gibby's homerun against the As.  The Dodgers need a miracle again.
 
2013-10-15 11:18:24 PM

W.C.fields forever: mikaloyd: robsul82: Not a good trip through those hitters.

You think thats a bad trip? Try staying at a motel with a dead hooker in the bathroom while your baseball team loses. ON ACID!

Aren't you supposed to light the hooker on fire in the bathtub or something?
/Its been awhile.


Can you even light a hooker on fire before she mummifies?
 
2013-10-15 11:18:51 PM
hehehe the hand wants to drive the car but he doesn't have any feet
 
2013-10-15 11:19:23 PM

Scruffinator: BadJazz: Scruffinator:

How'd the wine and vodka treat you last night?

Great!  Doing it again tonight.  I like it.  I didn't like doing mixed drinks because it felt like diluting the vodka.  Now it's like, I'm diluting the vodka...in more booze?  I'm okay with that.  Makes the Tigers loss slightly more bearable.


You guys are strange.  And yes, I realize this is the pot calling the kettle black.
 
2013-10-15 11:19:41 PM

mikaloyd: W.C.fields forever: mikaloyd: robsul82: Not a good trip through those hitters.

You think thats a bad trip? Try staying at a motel with a dead hooker in the bathroom while your baseball team loses. ON ACID!

Aren't you supposed to light the hooker on fire in the bathtub or something?
/Its been awhile.

Can you even light a hooker on fire before she mummifies?


I dont know.
 
2013-10-15 11:21:00 PM

Scruffinator: BadJazz: Scruffinator:

How'd the wine and vodka treat you last night?

Great!  Doing it again tonight.  I like it.  I didn't like doing mixed drinks because it felt like diluting the vodka.  Now it's like, I'm diluting the vodka...in more booze?  I'm okay with that.  Makes the Tigers loss slightly more bearable.


I invented that one night when I wasn't drunk enough for bed and was low on wine, but had some cheap vodak in the freezer.  I haven't done much in my 37 years but I can hold my head high for that one.
 
2013-10-15 11:21:19 PM
Here we go. Lets see how Either can fark this up. Get caught in a run-down?
 
2013-10-15 11:21:36 PM
Base hit!  The rally begins...

Oh please, oh please, oh please.
 
2013-10-15 11:21:52 PM
Base hit, potential tying run to the plate.
 
2013-10-15 11:21:56 PM
Please don't let this be another 13 inning game...
 
2013-10-15 11:22:13 PM
I would love to see a bat flip here.
 
2013-10-15 11:22:27 PM
If Puig nails it, I hope he milks it, haha.
 
2013-10-15 11:22:32 PM

Scruffinator: robsul82: CLOSE AN APP JEREMY

I feel like the only person in the US without a smart phone.


I just tell people my phone is stupid, the way I like it.

COME ON, DODGERS!
 
2013-10-15 11:23:07 PM

robsul82: If Puig nails it, I hope he milks it, haha.


forget the bat flip, he'll backspring around the bases.
 
2013-10-15 11:23:21 PM

Maybe you should drive: killdawabbitt: Maybe you should drive: Rex_Banner: Maybe you should drive: I almost never travel for work, but I have to this week.  Sitting in a hotel room by myself would be such a depressing way to end this season...

This is why God invented hookers

While I admit that a dead hooker in the bathroom would make me giggle, it still wouldn't erase the pain of watching my baseball team lose.  Why would you even say that?

Dress her up like Yadier Molina and explain to her that she didn't apply the tag correctly in game 2. Then have you're way with her while fantasizing about Don Mattingly's sideburns

Look, I appreciate the thought, but this ain't my first rodeo.  How do you think she ended up dead?


Frame someone else for the murder. The investigation and trial will keep you occupied all winter
 
2013-10-15 11:23:32 PM
C'mon, Dodgers, you don't want to disappoint Heisenberg.
 
2013-10-15 11:23:37 PM

BadJazz: Scruffinator: BadJazz: Scruffinator:

How'd the wine and vodka treat you last night?

Great!  Doing it again tonight.  I like it.  I didn't like doing mixed drinks because it felt like diluting the vodka.  Now it's like, I'm diluting the vodka...in more booze?  I'm okay with that.  Makes the Tigers loss slightly more bearable.

I invented that one night when I wasn't drunk enough for bed and was low on wine, but had some cheap vodak in the freezer.  I haven't done much in my 37 years but I can hold my head high for that one.


As you should!  Have you considered a name?  Pretentious Russian comes to mind.  I'm open to suggestions.
 
2013-10-15 11:23:45 PM
FARK
 
2013-10-15 11:23:46 PM
Well that was a letdown.
 
2013-10-15 11:23:53 PM
Double play!
 
2013-10-15 11:24:07 PM
Well that sucked.
 
2013-10-15 11:24:11 PM
One out away.....
 
2013-10-15 11:24:14 PM
Double play by Puig, eww.
 
2013-10-15 11:24:20 PM
GiDP!   Sweet.
 
2013-10-15 11:24:22 PM

4NSpy: Here we go. Lets see how Either can fark this up. Get caught in a run-down?


so close.
 
2013-10-15 11:24:31 PM
Aww..puiggy grounded into double pway
 
2013-10-15 11:24:33 PM

fenianfark: Double play!


If this ends up like the Tigers game, this will end in a strikeout.  Right now.
 
2013-10-15 11:25:08 PM
Rosenthal just fist pumped.  I demand retribution!
 
2013-10-15 11:25:38 PM
Wooooo!
 
2013-10-15 11:25:44 PM

Scruffinator: fenianfark: Double play!

If this ends up like the Tigers game, this will end in a strikeout.  Right now.


There it is.  What are the odds?
 
2013-10-15 11:25:51 PM
Woo hoo!!
 
2013-10-15 11:26:00 PM
Cardinals 3, Dodgers 1
 
2013-10-15 11:26:02 PM
Good game. See you tomorrow.
 
2013-10-15 11:26:05 PM
Dagnabbit
 
2013-10-15 11:26:06 PM
Game, cards
 
2013-10-15 11:26:07 PM
Great game Cardinals!  One win away - and it's good you're doing well, because somebody has to stop Boston.
 
2013-10-15 11:26:10 PM
Cards up 3-1 in the NLCS.
 
2013-10-15 11:26:14 PM
Good game, Cards fans.

Aww, Kershaw looks like a puppy in a pound.
 
2013-10-15 11:28:52 PM
Well this is a really good excuse to leave work early tomorrow!
 
2013-10-15 11:28:55 PM
CARDS WIN! FINISH THIS CARDS!!
 
2013-10-15 11:30:47 PM
Rats
 
2013-10-15 11:35:03 PM

Scruffinator: BadJazz: Scruffinator: BadJazz: Scruffinator:

How'd the wine and vodka treat you last night?

Great!  Doing it again tonight.  I like it.  I didn't like doing mixed drinks because it felt like diluting the vodka.  Now it's like, I'm diluting the vodka...in more booze?  I'm okay with that.  Makes the Tigers loss slightly more bearable.

I invented that one night when I wasn't drunk enough for bed and was low on wine, but had some cheap vodak in the freezer.  I haven't done much in my 37 years but I can hold my head high for that one.

As you should!  Have you considered a name?   Pretentious Russian comes to mind.  I'm open to suggestions.


Four or five of these and you go full potato.
 
2013-10-15 11:35:34 PM

BadJazz: Four or five of these and you go full potato.


What if it's potato vodka?!
 
2013-10-15 11:43:04 PM
Joe Kelly pitching tomorrow and I hear greinke has a pickup basketball game to get to. Go cards
 
2013-10-15 11:44:19 PM
so this is gonna end up Cards-Red Sox isn't it? Should I just start pretending this season never happened? Before the season began, Cards-Red Sox was worst case scenario for me, with Giants-Red Sox being a distant second.

ARGH
 
2013-10-15 11:45:59 PM

Scruffinator: BadJazz: Four or five of these and you go full potato.

What if it's potato vodka?!


Good source of carbs?
 
2013-10-15 11:47:09 PM

The Bestest: so this is gonna end up Cards-Red Sox isn't it? Should I just start pretending this season never happened? Before the season began, Cards-Red Sox was worst case scenario for me, with Giants-Red Sox being a distant second.

ARGH


Still a long ways to go in the ALCS.  Remember the LDS?  Tigers looked out of it mid way through game 4, they can pull some magic again.
 
2013-10-15 11:47:44 PM

idesofmarch: Great game Cardinals!  One win away - and it's good you're doing well, because somebody has to stop Boston.


Why does it have to be the Cardinals (aside from the fact that the Dodgers apparently don't have what it takes)? If we get Cards-Red Sox, then no matter what, we'll have a team with three titles in the past decade. I don't want that.. especially not THESE two teams.
 
2013-10-16 12:04:02 AM

The Bestest: idesofmarch: Great game Cardinals!  One win away - and it's good you're doing well, because somebody has to stop Boston.

Why does it have to be the Cardinals (aside from the fact that the Dodgers apparently don't have what it takes)? If we get Cards-Red Sox, then no matter what, we'll have a team with three titles in the past decade. I don't want that.. especially not THESE two teams.


I'm not happy about it either - I wanted Pittsburgh-Oakland for the World Series, but I don't want to root for the Dodgers for a number of reasons, and while I felt the Tigers could rebound before today's game, I'm a lot less optimistic now.  So even though the Cards have a couple recent titles, I'm rooting for them now.
 
2013-10-16 12:27:51 AM

idesofmarch: I'm not happy about it either - I wanted Pittsburgh-Oakland for the World Series, but I don't want to root for the Dodgers for a number of reasons, and while I felt the Tigers could rebound before today's game, I'm a lot less optimistic now. So even though the Cards have a couple recent titles, I'm rooting for them now.


Out of idle curiosity, what are your reasons for not rooting for the Dodgers?
 
2013-10-16 12:46:48 AM

Maybe you should drive: idesofmarch: I'm not happy about it either - I wanted Pittsburgh-Oakland for the World Series, but I don't want to root for the Dodgers for a number of reasons, and while I felt the Tigers could rebound before today's game, I'm a lot less optimistic now. So even though the Cards have a couple recent titles, I'm rooting for them now.

Out of idle curiosity, what are your reasons for not rooting for the Dodgers?


Well, my main reason for rooting for them is love for Don Mattingly and a wish to see him succeed.  However, this has been superseded by a couple things:

1. I really like a lot of the Cards' players - Beltran and Freese, especially, who helped my fantasy team to victory last year.
2. I like the Cards for beating Texas in 2011, and I dislike Texas for a number of reasons...
3. One of them being a particular Farker who I am not fond of, who I also now find out is a Dodgers fan, so even more reason to root against them.
4. Finally, as a Yankee fan, I am a bit peeved at the Dodgers for helping the Red Sox out so much by taking on so many of their bad contracts last year, which helped them rebuild and go from worst to first.
 
2013-10-16 01:02:53 AM
img.fark.net
 
2013-10-16 01:29:15 AM
Cards/Red Sox series?  Fark that.

When does NBA regular season start?
 
2013-10-16 01:36:32 AM
Scruffinator:

I didn't like doing mixed drinks because it felt like diluting the vodka.  Now it's like, I'm diluting the vodka...in more booze?

I'm not sure why, but this seems oddly profound.
 
2013-10-16 08:48:53 AM

SirEattonHogg: Cards/Red Sox series?  Fark that.


My sentiments exactly. Sawx in five, fwiw.

Commence pitchers & catchers countdown.
 
2013-10-16 03:53:43 PM
Quick, someone submit a game thread. It's time for Dodger baseball!

So nervous.
 
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