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(The Week UK)   Minister suggests raping schoolgirls is preferable to consensual gay relationships. Which minister? The Minister for Ethics and Integrity, of course   (theweek.co.uk) divider line 30
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2013-10-15 08:16:21 PM
9 votes:
Uganda_get_raped.jpg
2013-10-15 08:29:09 PM
5 votes:
Why not corrective slow romancing with dinner and a movie?
2013-10-15 08:20:04 PM
3 votes:

Benevolent Misanthrope: Sadly, many men believe in "corrective rape".  Even in my adult life, I've seen women threatened with it when their fathers found out they were lesbians.  It wasn't uncommon in the 80s to hear about a young woman whose father had gotten one of his friends over to "straighten her out".

There's a reason gays and lesbians are distrustful.  It's not such a long step from "OMGWTFBBQ, look at those ignorant Africans" to "All Hail Saint Reagan, let's go back to the 50s!*"

*50s as defined by TV shows and nostalgia


To be fair, I've told a couple of lesbian friends that the option was available. The general consensus was I'm a pig, but an adorable one.
2013-10-15 07:39:22 PM
3 votes:
But do the eat da poo poo?
2013-10-15 10:23:26 PM
2 votes:
i33.tinypic.com
/without comment
2013-10-15 09:06:15 PM
2 votes:

Peki: tinfoil-hat maggie: J. Frank Parnell: I forget exactly where it is in the bible, but some guy has angels visiting him and everyone is crowding around and lusting after them because they're so beautiful, including guys, so he offers the crowd his young daughters to make them go away.

I suppose that could be taken to support what he's saying. It's clearer than most bible verses used to support things.

That would be the story of Sodom, I forget who the guy was but anyway the story really isn't about gay sex it's about the hospitality rules from back then, that Sodom was known to break and distrusted and killed strangers coming to their city. The hospitality rules at the time were if strangers come to you door you must offer them protection, food and water, etc.

Lot.


So Neil Gaiman once wrote a portion of a graphic novel that was very dirty and sexually explicit. I have a copy of it in my office.  The book was almost banned in England and the publisher was being charged with a prison sentence over it. It violated decency laws or something.  It was overturned in the courts when they realized that despite the lewd nature of the book and the sexually explicit graphics, it was word-for-word right out of the King James Bible.

Here's Gaiman talking about it: http://journal.neilgaiman.com/2008/12/why-defend-freedom-of-icky-spee c h.html

/Very good read. I strongly recommend it
//I may have some details off because I haven't read that article in a few years and I'm posting on limited time; didn't have time to reread the article before posting
2013-10-15 08:42:31 PM
2 votes:
d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net
What rape might look like.
2013-10-15 08:22:17 PM
2 votes:
Both sides are bad so vote Ugandan
2013-10-16 07:10:10 AM
1 votes:
img.fark.net
2013-10-16 05:49:04 AM
1 votes:
This is the worst thread.
2013-10-16 01:32:55 AM
1 votes:

aagrajag: Even *if* one truly believed that homosexuality government is so evil and terrible that forced heterosexual sexual intercourse government shutdown is necessary to correct it, how could one reasonably believe that its violent application would result in a new-found love of the D Ayn Rand?


FTFY
2013-10-15 11:19:51 PM
1 votes:
i44.tinypic.com

If none of us here have had our 'whoppers' shattered by the act of bum-shafting, I don't think our views are valid.

/bum = arse = ass = fanny
2013-10-15 11:12:30 PM
1 votes:

grumpfuff: I don't know about you, but I'm a fan of intellectual honesty. If you want to criticize something, criticize it for what it actually it, not what you think it is.


A story invented by a bunch of goat herders as to why all them thar queer city folk are evil while the good upright people get drunk and commit incest in a cave.  Yeah, I think I can criticize that without giving a shiat about "interpretation".
2013-10-15 10:31:44 PM
1 votes:

spongeboob: spamdog: Farkers really like talking about sodomy.

Keep up Farkers be talking about Sodom not sodomy.


And even if we were taking about sodomy whats so bad about oral ; )
/Me thinks someone has a fixation on anal.
2013-10-15 10:18:11 PM
1 votes:
Farkers really like talking about sodomy.
2013-10-15 09:42:21 PM
1 votes:

menschenfresser: Suckmaster Burstingfoam: grumpfuff: J. Frank Parnell: I forget exactly where it is in the bible, but some guy has angels visiting him and everyone is crowding around and lusting after them because they're so beautiful, including guys, so he offers the crowd his young daughters to make them go away.

I suppose that could be taken to support what he's saying. It's clearer than most bible verses used to support things.

That's the story of Sodom, and the sin of Sodom was not being treating visitors with respect(they originally wanted to rape the angels). To read it as being in support of rape is blatantly wrong.

It's cool to mock religion, but please make sure you get your story right.

The Sodomites originally wanted to have sex with the angels, who were disguised in human form.

Lot did indeed say something like (not quoting, feel free to look it up yourself) "what you want is an abomination. Here: I have two virgin daughters. Do with them as you will, but leave these men alone, for they are my guests."

But the Sodomites didn't want that, so the angels struck them blind and Lot's family fled Sodom before Jehovah destroyed it.

Later on Lot's wife died mysteriously, and Lot and his two daughters holed up in a cave.

His daughters were apparently concerned that he had no male heir and no wife. So, instead of taking him to the next village to find a nice young widow to marry, his daughters SUPPOSEDLY decided to get him stoned drunk and have sex with him.

At this point, I realized what really happened:

On the way out of Sodom, Lot's wife must have been giving him grief about offering her two daughters to get raped to death by the Sodomites. Lot probably killed her.

Then he probably raped his daughters.

All in all, Lot in Sodom is a very nasty story and not one that portrays religion in a good light.

Is this the bit where Lot's wife turns around and looks back, and is transformed into a pillar of salt?

/I realize I could look it up myself, but conversation is so much more meaningful.


Yeah, pillar of salt, that's what Lot wants you to believe.
2013-10-15 09:30:25 PM
1 votes:
Wait, by this logic a straight who is raped by a homo becomes homo. But that doesn't make any sense. Wouldn't getting raped by a homo make you desire women more? So, wait, the cure for the gay is for a homo to be raped by a homo so he or she becomes streight... Holy crap, I've discovered the cure for the gay! And I'm patenting this! I'm gonna make a fortune!
2013-10-15 09:27:25 PM
1 votes:

Kali-Yuga: Peki: Oh ffs, really? I just posted a big long spiel about this in other thread. Do not make me get out my Bible again.

Are you going to cherry pick some verses from it to justify the bigotry christians are rightfully associated with?


Heh, you don't know Peki very well do you : )
2013-10-15 09:18:58 PM
1 votes:
1-media-cdn.foolz.us
2013-10-15 09:16:09 PM
1 votes:
So instead of "Gee I thought she was 18"
Now it will be "Gee I thought she was a lesbian"
2013-10-15 09:04:11 PM
1 votes:

Chinchillazilla: It was Lot. Later his daughters got him drunk and raped him so they could get pregnant, so I guess it balanced out.


Peki: Lot.


Thanks, yea the bible is full of moral authority.
2013-10-15 08:58:31 PM
1 votes:

tinfoil-hat maggie: J. Frank Parnell: I forget exactly where it is in the bible, but some guy has angels visiting him and everyone is crowding around and lusting after them because they're so beautiful, including guys, so he offers the crowd his young daughters to make them go away.

I suppose that could be taken to support what he's saying. It's clearer than most bible verses used to support things.

That would be the story of Sodom, I forget who the guy was but anyway the story really isn't about gay sex it's about the hospitality rules from back then, that Sodom was known to break and distrusted and killed strangers coming to their city. The hospitality rules at the time were if strangers come to you door you must offer them protection, food and water, etc.


It was Lot. Later his daughters got him drunk and raped him so they could get pregnant, so I guess it balanced out.
2013-10-15 08:55:05 PM
1 votes:
EvilEgg: Of course, I don't cram it down their throats either. Still doesn't work however.

Have you tried cramming it in any other orifice? You won't know if it works until you've tried it.
2013-10-15 08:54:15 PM
1 votes:
*scans headline in disbelief*


img.pandawhale.com
2013-10-15 08:43:58 PM
1 votes:

vudukungfu: I'd love to be a highly trained people farkerupper female undercover remover of manhood like the bear-jew or some thing. Tarantino! I have a treatment for the origins of Vernita Green.
You takin' notes?


The... bear-dyke? I think I like it.
2013-10-15 08:26:32 PM
1 votes:

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Benevolent Misanthrope: Sadly, many men believe in "corrective rape".  Even in my adult life, I've seen women threatened with it when their fathers found out they were lesbians.  It wasn't uncommon in the 80s to hear about a young woman whose father had gotten one of his friends over to "straighten her out".

There's a reason gays and lesbians are distrustful.  It's not such a long step from "OMGWTFBBQ, look at those ignorant Africans" to "All Hail Saint Reagan, let's go back to the 50s!*"

*50s as defined by TV shows and nostalgia

To be fair, I've told a couple of lesbian friends that the option was available. The general consensus was I'm a pig, but an adorable one.


I'm on the short list with a few of my lesbian friends as a surrogate penis for when they decide to have kids.

Not holding my breath, though.
2013-10-15 08:24:13 PM
1 votes:
Snarcoleptic_Hoosier:  The general consensus was I'm a pig, but an adorable one.

Usually that means "loser".
2013-10-15 08:18:52 PM
1 votes:
I can't imagine why anyone would actually believe that having a man rape a lesbian would make the woman want future sexual contact with males.

So I tend to think "corrective rape" supporters just like raping people.

s.mcstatic.com
2013-10-15 08:17:30 PM
1 votes:
I didnt think it was possible.
This guy tied hitler.
I hate them equally.

/this is not to say that one is more evil than the other, nor to minimize the holocaust. Just that .... I cant think of a higher level of hate.
2013-10-15 08:02:37 PM
1 votes:
I'd love to be a highly trained people farkerupper female undercover remover of manhood like the bear-jew or some thing. Tarantino! I have a treatment for the origins of Vernita Green.
You takin' notes?
 
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