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2013-10-15 07:34:27 PM
Forget it Steve, it's Africa.
 
2013-10-15 07:39:22 PM
But do the eat da poo poo?
 
2013-10-15 07:47:05 PM
Sadly, many men believe in "corrective rape".  Even in my adult life, I've seen women threatened with it when their fathers found out they were lesbians.  It wasn't uncommon in the 80s to hear about a young woman whose father had gotten one of his friends over to "straighten her out".

There's a reason gays and lesbians are distrustful.  It's not such a long step from "OMGWTFBBQ, look at those ignorant Africans" to "All Hail Saint Reagan, let's go back to the 50s!*"

*50s as defined by TV shows and nostalgia
 
2013-10-15 08:02:37 PM
I'd love to be a highly trained people farkerupper female undercover remover of manhood like the bear-jew or some thing. Tarantino! I have a treatment for the origins of Vernita Green.
You takin' notes?
 
2013-10-15 08:14:16 PM
Some folks want to make this sort of thing the future of the U.S..
 
2013-10-15 08:16:21 PM
Uganda_get_raped.jpg
 
2013-10-15 08:16:51 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: Sadly, many men believe in "corrective rape".  Even in my adult life, I've seen women threatened with it when their fathers found out they were lesbians.  It wasn't uncommon in the 80s to hear about a young woman whose father had gotten one of his friends over to "straighten her out".

There's a reason gays and lesbians are distrustful.


PSH! Sound the alarm, here comes the PC POLICE!!!

Nah, I'm just kidding, that sounds truly horrible.
 
2013-10-15 08:17:22 PM

2wolves: Some folks want to make this sort of thing the future of the U.S..


Like in NW Missouri?

/you know what, forget the consensual gay relationships!
//ah, screw the whole thing
 
2013-10-15 08:17:30 PM
I didnt think it was possible.
This guy tied hitler.
I hate them equally.

/this is not to say that one is more evil than the other, nor to minimize the holocaust. Just that .... I cant think of a higher level of hate.
 
2013-10-15 08:18:52 PM
I can't imagine why anyone would actually believe that having a man rape a lesbian would make the woman want future sexual contact with males.

So I tend to think "corrective rape" supporters just like raping people.

s.mcstatic.com
 
2013-10-15 08:19:10 PM
And people were just defending Uganda's laws as "not so bad or violent." Farking scum.
 
2013-10-15 08:20:04 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: Sadly, many men believe in "corrective rape".  Even in my adult life, I've seen women threatened with it when their fathers found out they were lesbians.  It wasn't uncommon in the 80s to hear about a young woman whose father had gotten one of his friends over to "straighten her out".

There's a reason gays and lesbians are distrustful.  It's not such a long step from "OMGWTFBBQ, look at those ignorant Africans" to "All Hail Saint Reagan, let's go back to the 50s!*"

*50s as defined by TV shows and nostalgia


To be fair, I've told a couple of lesbian friends that the option was available. The general consensus was I'm a pig, but an adorable one.
 
2013-10-15 08:22:17 PM
Both sides are bad so vote Ugandan
 
2013-10-15 08:24:13 PM
Snarcoleptic_Hoosier:  The general consensus was I'm a pig, but an adorable one.

Usually that means "loser".
 
2013-10-15 08:26:32 PM

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Benevolent Misanthrope: Sadly, many men believe in "corrective rape".  Even in my adult life, I've seen women threatened with it when their fathers found out they were lesbians.  It wasn't uncommon in the 80s to hear about a young woman whose father had gotten one of his friends over to "straighten her out".

There's a reason gays and lesbians are distrustful.  It's not such a long step from "OMGWTFBBQ, look at those ignorant Africans" to "All Hail Saint Reagan, let's go back to the 50s!*"

*50s as defined by TV shows and nostalgia

To be fair, I've told a couple of lesbian friends that the option was available. The general consensus was I'm a pig, but an adorable one.


I'm on the short list with a few of my lesbian friends as a surrogate penis for when they decide to have kids.

Not holding my breath, though.
 
2013-10-15 08:28:26 PM
Is the Sick tag out raping schoolgirls?
 
2013-10-15 08:29:09 PM
Why not corrective slow romancing with dinner and a movie?
 
2013-10-15 08:29:20 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: Sadly, many men believe in "corrective rape".  Even in my adult life, I've seen women threatened with it when their fathers found out they were lesbians.  It wasn't uncommon in the 80s to hear about a young woman whose father had gotten one of his friends over to "straighten her out".

There's a reason gays and lesbians are distrustful.  It's not such a long step from "OMGWTFBBQ, look at those ignorant Africans" to "All Hail Saint Reagan, let's go back to the 50s!*"

*50s as defined by TV shows and nostalgia


This doesn't even begin to make sense.

Even *if* one truly believed that homosexuality is so evil and terrible that forced heterosexual sexual intercourse is necessary to correct it, how could one reasonably believe that its violent application would result in a new-found love of the D? I don't like cauliflower; I'm reasonably certain that I will like it even less if someone were to hold me down and literally cram it down my throat.

No one believes this; it's a socially acceptable excuse to rape a persecuted minority.

Quasi-mammalian filth.
 
2013-10-15 08:30:00 PM
 
2013-10-15 08:31:13 PM
i1.ytimg.com
 
2013-10-15 08:31:53 PM
 
2013-10-15 08:33:39 PM

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Benevolent Misanthrope: Sadly, many men believe in "corrective rape".  Even in my adult life, I've seen women threatened with it when their fathers found out they were lesbians.  It wasn't uncommon in the 80s to hear about a young woman whose father had gotten one of his friends over to "straighten her out".

There's a reason gays and lesbians are distrustful.  It's not such a long step from "OMGWTFBBQ, look at those ignorant Africans" to "All Hail Saint Reagan, let's go back to the 50s!*"

*50s as defined by TV shows and nostalgia

To be fair, I've told a couple of lesbian friends that the option was available. The general consensus was I'm a pig, but an adorable one.


The difference is that in your case, it would be consensual.
 
2013-10-15 08:34:35 PM
I forget exactly where it is in the bible, but some guy has angels visiting him and everyone is crowding around and lusting after them because they're so beautiful, including guys, so he offers the crowd his young daughters to make them go away.

I suppose that could be taken to support what he's saying. It's clearer than most bible verses used to support things.
 
2013-10-15 08:34:43 PM

jaytkay: grumpfuff: And people were just defending Uganda's laws as "not so bad or violent." Farking scum.

"An early draft of the [2012] Republican platform published by Politico accuses the Obama administration of "attempting to impose" on the "peoples of Africa...legalized abortion and the homosexual rights agenda." Since 2006, with the urging and influence of US conservative Christian groups, several African countries have considered or passed laws outlawing homosexuality. The most infamous of them, proposed in Uganda, would impose the death penalty for "aggravated homosexuality."


WOW


I was not aware of that.

History will be very harsh indeed.
 
2013-10-15 08:34:55 PM
 
2013-10-15 08:38:17 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: Sadly, many men believe in "corrective rape".  Even in my adult life, I've seen women threatened with it when their fathers found out they were lesbians.  It wasn't uncommon in the 80s to hear about a young woman whose father had gotten one of his friends over to "straighten her out".

There's a reason gays and lesbians are distrustful.  It's not such a long step from "OMGWTFBBQ, look at those ignorant Africans" to "All Hail Saint Reagan, let's go back to the 50s!*"

*50s as defined by TV shows and nostalgia


Yea, look at Brandon Teena's story it wasn't really so long ago. What I'm saying is it can and does happen here, it's sad but true.
 
2013-10-15 08:39:03 PM

aagrajag: Benevolent Misanthrope: Sadly, many men believe in "corrective rape".  Even in my adult life, I've seen women threatened with it when their fathers found out they were lesbians.  It wasn't uncommon in the 80s to hear about a young woman whose father had gotten one of his friends over to "straighten her out".

There's a reason gays and lesbians are distrustful.  It's not such a long step from "OMGWTFBBQ, look at those ignorant Africans" to "All Hail Saint Reagan, let's go back to the 50s!*"

*50s as defined by TV shows and nostalgia

This doesn't even begin to make sense.

Even *if* one truly believed that homosexuality is so evil and terrible that forced heterosexual sexual intercourse is necessary to correct it, how could one reasonably believe that its violent application would result in a new-found love of the D? I don't like cauliflower; I'm reasonably certain that I will like it even less if someone were to hold me down and literally cram it down my throat.

No one believes this; it's a socially acceptable excuse to rape a persecuted minority.

Quasi-mammalian filth.


I think it's more of "How can you say you don't like it until you've tried it" thing.  Like how I force my kids to eat cauliflower when they declare their hate for it without even trying it.  Of course, I don't cram it down their throats either.  Still doesn't work however.
 
2013-10-15 08:39:30 PM

J. Frank Parnell: I forget exactly where it is in the bible, but some guy has angels visiting him and everyone is crowding around and lusting after them because they're so beautiful, including guys, so he offers the crowd his young daughters to make them go away.

I suppose that could be taken to support what he's saying. It's clearer than most bible verses used to support things.


That's the story of Sodom, and the sin of Sodom was not being treating visitors with respect(they originally wanted to rape the angels). To read it as being in support of rape is blatantly wrong.

It's cool to mock religion, but please make sure you get your story right.
 
2013-10-15 08:40:41 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: Sadly, many men believe in "corrective rape".  Even in my adult life, I've seen women threatened with it when their fathers found out they were lesbians.  It wasn't uncommon in the 80s to hear about a young woman whose father had gotten one of his friends over to "straighten her out".


...holy fark. I really, really hope those assholes got slammed in jail.

/they didn't, I know, but I can dream...
 
2013-10-15 08:41:05 PM

jaytkay: grumpfuff: And people were just defending Uganda's laws as "not so bad or violent." Farking scum.

"An early draft of the [2012] Republican platform published by Politico accuses the Obama administration of "attempting to impose" on the "peoples of Africa...legalized abortion and the homosexual rights agenda." Since 2006, with the urging and influence of US conservative Christian groups, several African countries have considered or passed laws outlawing homosexuality. The most infamous of them, proposed in Uganda, would impose the death penalty for "aggravated homosexuality."


Christians. . .still at it after all these years. . . And we're supposed to believe that they're not like the ones in the Dark Ages. . .
 
2013-10-15 08:42:13 PM

EvilEgg: aagrajag: Benevolent Misanthrope: Sadly, many men believe in "corrective rape".  Even in my adult life, I've seen women threatened with it when their fathers found out they were lesbians.  It wasn't uncommon in the 80s to hear about a young woman whose father had gotten one of his friends over to "straighten her out".

There's a reason gays and lesbians are distrustful.  It's not such a long step from "OMGWTFBBQ, look at those ignorant Africans" to "All Hail Saint Reagan, let's go back to the 50s!*"

*50s as defined by TV shows and nostalgia

This doesn't even begin to make sense.

Even *if* one truly believed that homosexuality is so evil and terrible that forced heterosexual sexual intercourse is necessary to correct it, how could one reasonably believe that its violent application would result in a new-found love of the D? I don't like cauliflower; I'm reasonably certain that I will like it even less if someone were to hold me down and literally cram it down my throat.

No one believes this; it's a socially acceptable excuse to rape a persecuted minority.

Quasi-mammalian filth.

I think it's more of "How can you say you don't like it until you've tried it" thing.  Like how I force my kids to eat cauliflower when they declare their hate for it without even trying it.  Of course, I don't cram it down their throats either.  Still doesn't work however.


I think you need to hold them down and threaten to cut their throats if they do not pretend to like it. These mammals seem to think that a more effective approach.
 
2013-10-15 08:42:31 PM
d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net
What rape might look like.
 
2013-10-15 08:43:58 PM

vudukungfu: I'd love to be a highly trained people farkerupper female undercover remover of manhood like the bear-jew or some thing. Tarantino! I have a treatment for the origins of Vernita Green.
You takin' notes?


The... bear-dyke? I think I like it.
 
2013-10-15 08:45:28 PM
aagrajag:

This doesn't even begin to make sense.

Even *if* one truly believed that homosexuality is so evil and terrible that forced heterosexual sexual intercourse is necessary to correct it, how could one reasonably believe that its violent application would result in a new-found love of the D? I don't like cauliflower; I'm reasonably certain that I will like it even less if someone were to hold me down and literally cram it down my throat.


I think you are missing the point of corrective rape.  You are overthinking it--a lot.
 
2013-10-15 08:45:50 PM

scottydoesntknow: But do the eat da poo poo?


My first thought was "I bet this is the same country that video came from".
 
2013-10-15 08:49:17 PM

Rambino: aagrajag:

This doesn't even begin to make sense.

Even *if* one truly believed that homosexuality is so evil and terrible that forced heterosexual sexual intercourse is necessary to correct it, how could one reasonably believe that its violent application would result in a new-found love of the D? I don't like cauliflower; I'm reasonably certain that I will like it even less if someone were to hold me down and literally cram it down my throat.

I think you are missing the point of corrective rape.  You are overthinking it--a lot.


That's my point: no one with an IQ greater than that of an bruised eggplant could actually claim to truly believe that violent rape would effect an attraction to the rapist's gender.
 
2013-10-15 08:52:54 PM

aagrajag: Rambino: aagrajag:

This doesn't even begin to make sense.

Even *if* one truly believed that homosexuality is so evil and terrible that forced heterosexual sexual intercourse is necessary to correct it, how could one reasonably believe that its violent application would result in a new-found love of the D? I don't like cauliflower; I'm reasonably certain that I will like it even less if someone were to hold me down and literally cram it down my throat.

I think you are missing the point of corrective rape.  You are overthinking it--a lot.

That's my point: no one with an IQ greater than that of an bruised eggplant could actually claim to truly believe that violent rape would effect an attraction to the rapist's gender.


I don't think anyone who engages in "corrective rape" actually cares if it works.  They just want to punish a perceived deviant.
 
2013-10-15 08:53:05 PM

J. Frank Parnell: I forget exactly where it is in the bible, but some guy has angels visiting him and everyone is crowding around and lusting after them because they're so beautiful, including guys, so he offers the crowd his young daughters to make them go away.

I suppose that could be taken to support what he's saying. It's clearer than most bible verses used to support things.


Could you read the comments at least if you aren't going to read the full article, the rape of school girls isn't to keep guys from turning gay, it is to force lesbians to become straight.
 
2013-10-15 08:54:15 PM
*scans headline in disbelief*


img.pandawhale.com
 
2013-10-15 08:54:29 PM

Rhino_man: [d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net image 500x524]
What rape might look like.


Laughin' so hard! lolz!
 
2013-10-15 08:55:05 PM
EvilEgg: Of course, I don't cram it down their throats either. Still doesn't work however.

Have you tried cramming it in any other orifice? You won't know if it works until you've tried it.
 
2013-10-15 08:55:49 PM

J. Frank Parnell: I forget exactly where it is in the bible, but some guy has angels visiting him and everyone is crowding around and lusting after them because they're so beautiful, including guys, so he offers the crowd his young daughters to make them go away.

I suppose that could be taken to support what he's saying. It's clearer than most bible verses used to support things.


That would be the story of Sodom, I forget who the guy was but anyway the story really isn't about gay sex it's about the hospitality rules from back then, that Sodom was known to break and distrusted and killed strangers coming to their city. The hospitality rules at the time were if strangers come to you door you must offer them protection, food and water, etc.
 
2013-10-15 08:55:55 PM

aagrajag: Rambino: aagrajag:

This doesn't even begin to make sense.

Even *if* one truly believed that homosexuality is so evil and terrible that forced heterosexual sexual intercourse is necessary to correct it, how could one reasonably believe that its violent application would result in a new-found love of the D? I don't like cauliflower; I'm reasonably certain that I will like it even less if someone were to hold me down and literally cram it down my throat.

I think you are missing the point of corrective rape.  You are overthinking it--a lot.

That's my point: no one with an IQ greater than that of an bruised eggplant could actually claim to truly believe that violent rape would effect an attraction to the rapist's gender.


I think it's typically more for punishment. Like, a woman turns you down and says she prefers girls? BETTER TEACH THAT BIATCH A LESSON!
 
2013-10-15 08:56:02 PM

Nappy Imus: Rhino_man: [d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net image 500x524]
What rape might look like.

Laughin' so hard! lolz!


Sadly, those are actually the words to a Ying Yang Twins song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VX3dXiS3mtw
 
2013-10-15 08:56:45 PM
Oh ffs, really? I just posted a big long spiel about this in other thread. Do not make me get out my Bible again.
 
2013-10-15 08:56:49 PM
These people, and their supporters, aren't at all hateful though, nope! I was repeatedly told this in the previous thread.
 
2013-10-15 08:57:00 PM

anfrind: aagrajag: Rambino: aagrajag:

This doesn't even begin to make sense.

Even *if* one truly believed that homosexuality is so evil and terrible that forced heterosexual sexual intercourse is necessary to correct it, how could one reasonably believe that its violent application would result in a new-found love of the D? I don't like cauliflower; I'm reasonably certain that I will like it even less if someone were to hold me down and literally cram it down my throat.

I think you are missing the point of corrective rape.  You are overthinking it--a lot.

That's my point: no one with an IQ greater than that of an bruised eggplant could actually claim to truly believe that violent rape would effect an attraction to the rapist's gender.

I don't think anyone who engages in "corrective rape" actually cares if it works.  They just want to punish a perceived deviant.


I agree; this was the last line in my Boobies:

No one believes this; it's a socially acceptable excuse to rape a persecuted minority.
 
2013-10-15 08:57:11 PM

PsiChick: I really, really hope those assholes got slammed in jail.


Phrasing!
 
2013-10-15 08:57:28 PM

aagrajag: EvilEgg: aagrajag: Benevolent Misanthrope: Sadly, many men believe in "corrective rape".  Even in my adult life, I've seen women threatened with it when their fathers found out they were lesbians.  It wasn't uncommon in the 80s to hear about a young woman whose father had gotten one of his friends over to "straighten her out".

There's a reason gays and lesbians are distrustful.  It's not such a long step from "OMGWTFBBQ, look at those ignorant Africans" to "All Hail Saint Reagan, let's go back to the 50s!*"

*50s as defined by TV shows and nostalgia

This doesn't even begin to make sense.

Even *if* one truly believed that homosexuality is so evil and terrible that forced heterosexual sexual intercourse is necessary to correct it, how could one reasonably believe that its violent application would result in a new-found love of the D? I don't like cauliflower; I'm reasonably certain that I will like it even less if someone were to hold me down and literally cram it down my throat.

No one believes this; it's a socially acceptable excuse to rape a persecuted minority.

Quasi-mammalian filth.

I think it's more of "How can you say you don't like it until you've tried it" thing.  Like how I force my kids to eat cauliflower when they declare their hate for it without even trying it.  Of course, I don't cram it down their throats either.  Still doesn't work however.

I think you need to hold them down and threaten to cut their throats if they do not pretend to like it. These mammals seem to think that a more effective approach.


It's not so much "how can you say you don't want a man unless you've had sex with one?" as it is, "being queer is a sin and it's abnormal and deviant, and you need to be taught a lesson about acceptable behaviour." It's the same mentality as parents who beat their kids. The only difference is that the "crime" is sexual, so the punishment is as well. Then there's the whole daddy/daughter thing.

And of course, it's rape. A powerless and sexually inadequate man exercising physical power over a woman who rejects him.
 
2013-10-15 08:57:57 PM

spamdog: PsiChick: I really, really hope those assholes got slammed in jail.

Winning Phrasing!


FTFY
 
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