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(Bloomberg)   With the economy still in bad shape for most, people are selling their bodies for cash. No not hooking, they're selling hair, breast milk and eggs   (bloomberg.com) divider line 50
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2013-10-15 04:54:25 PM
...but i don't have any of those things...
 
2013-10-15 05:01:01 PM
That doesn't bode well
 
2013-10-15 05:10:09 PM
There is few website telling people on how to get  around the silly laws against prostitution if they are looking for an item that can be resold more often. Put up a camera and call it an artistic performance directed by one of the actors and suddenly it is a commissioned art piece not prostitution. A smartphone suction cupped to the windshield could do the trick as long as not in public view without a filming permit.
 
2013-10-15 05:13:44 PM

eurotrader: There is few website telling people on how to get  around the silly laws against prostitution if they are looking for an item that can be resold more often. Put up a camera and call it an artistic performance directed by one of the actors and suddenly it is a commissioned art piece not prostitution. A smartphone suction cupped to the windshield could do the trick as long as not in public view without a filming permit.


Yeah. Like your mom is gonna fit in the back seat of a car...
 
2013-10-15 05:16:15 PM

Sin_City_Superhero: eurotrader: There is few website telling people on how to get  around the silly laws against prostitution if they are looking for an item that can be resold more often. Put up a camera and call it an artistic performance directed by one of the actors and suddenly it is a commissioned art piece not prostitution. A smartphone suction cupped to the windshield could do the trick as long as not in public view without a filming permit.

Yeah. Like your mom is gonna fit in the back seat of a car...


maybe a Ford F-150...
 
2013-10-15 05:19:02 PM
That reminds me, I need to stop on my way home and pickup a gallon of breast milk and a dozen human eggs.

We're having Soylent French toast for dinner.
 
2013-10-15 05:20:54 PM

Eddie Adams from Torrance: That reminds me, I need to stop on my way home and pickup a gallon of breast milk and a dozen human eggs.

We're having Soylent French toast for dinner.


I was going to guess Soylent Green Eggs and Ham
 
2013-10-15 05:22:50 PM
...where do you even buy human eggs? Fark. I thought reproductive stuff like that was locked away for infertile couples and heavily regulated.
 
2013-10-15 05:24:06 PM
To clarify: how can there be a market for human eggs? It is not like they can be used for anything other than making humans.
 
2013-10-15 05:26:39 PM

Myrdinn: To clarify: how can there be a market for human eggs? It is not like they can be used for anything other than making humans.


i.huffpost.com
 
2013-10-15 05:49:09 PM

Myrdinn: To clarify: how can there be a market for human eggs? It is not like they can be used for anything other than making humans.


How many human eggs would it take to make a decent-sized omlette?
 
2013-10-15 06:25:44 PM
Selling their bodes?

How much can he possibly be worth?

i39.tinypic.com
 
2013-10-15 07:19:33 PM

Eddie Adams from Torrance: That reminds me, I need to stop on my way home and pickup a gallon of breast milk and a dozen human eggs.

We're having Soylent French toast for dinner.


I was gonna say, the headline sounded like my grocery list.
 
2013-10-15 07:25:36 PM
They fixed the headline? Goddamitsomuch
 
2013-10-15 07:51:50 PM
Chest...drawers.  I'd like some chest of drawers please.
 
2013-10-15 07:52:06 PM
Ok I'll gladly part with my fingernail clippings for $10 a bag.

I hate to miss out on a money-making enterprise.
 
2013-10-15 07:53:08 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-15 07:54:25 PM
Probably means your standard of living is too high.
 
2013-10-15 07:58:23 PM
Sounds like their heads are a little scrambled.
 
2013-10-15 07:58:27 PM
Meh.. I bet they're keeping that breast milk in their refrigerators.
 
2013-10-15 07:59:37 PM
Yeah. We're turning into Russia.
 
2013-10-15 08:00:05 PM
I'm buying a 3D printer. This "economy" thing means nothing to a man with a 3D printer.
 
2013-10-15 08:00:44 PM

Sin_City_Superhero: eurotrader: There is few website telling people on how to get  around the silly laws against prostitution if they are looking for an item that can be resold more often. Put up a camera and call it an artistic performance directed by one of the actors and suddenly it is a commissioned art piece not prostitution. A smartphone suction cupped to the windshield could do the trick as long as not in public view without a filming permit.

Yeah. Like your mom is gonna fit in the back seat of a car...


I love this post soooooo much.
 
2013-10-15 08:04:39 PM

HotIgneous Intruder: Yeah. We're turning into Russia.


We get free vodak and black bread?! AWESOME!
 
2013-10-15 08:05:14 PM
I don't understand, we did everything they told us we had to do to survive!  Maybe if we just give a bit more to the ultra rich, they can not create more jobs and not stimulate the economy some more for us.
 
2013-10-15 08:06:54 PM
Do you have to refrigerate human eggs or can you just leave them out on the counter?
 
2013-10-15 08:08:48 PM
Quality pubic hair: $30/oz.

Sculptured dingleberries, hand picked: $20 for 20

Decayed teeth: $2 each, Molars are $3

Folks, the deals don't get any better than this,
C'mon down, bring the kids & wife. We'll dicker.
 
2013-10-15 08:09:36 PM

eurotrader: There is few website telling people on how to get  around the silly laws against prostitution if they are looking for an item that can be resold more often. Put up a camera and call it an artistic performance directed by one of the actors and suddenly it is a commissioned art piece not prostitution. A smartphone suction cupped to the windshield could do the trick as long as not in public view without a filming permit.


business license, tax number, fill out the proper forms with the state, purchase necessary permits/licenses, use proper releases for adult models and supply them with correct tax forms and you can legally make adult films. lots of time and expense right there.

it's easier just making sure to separate the willing from the undercover by telling them you interest is in a model for nude photography, no more no less. a badge won't go that route and you've not broken the law by attempting to engage sex acts for payment.
 
2013-10-15 08:11:58 PM
Brings a whole new meaning to "sheeple".
 
2013-10-15 08:12:13 PM
That's silly, subby. Humans don't even lay eggs. You pee into your wife to get her pregnant. Our three kids look more like their mother (fortunately!) and have a bit darker skinned than either of us, though they are happy and healthy.
 
2013-10-15 08:13:28 PM
What a 2013 hen house might look like:


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2013-10-15 08:14:03 PM
If I were female, I would have no moral objection to selling my eggs and would as often as possible.
 
2013-10-15 08:28:00 PM
This practice is discriminatory against men. Clearly, Obama's fault. There should be public exchanges where farts, pubic hair, boogers, and crusty wads of toilet tissue from my home office are fairly and equitably traded.
 
2013-10-15 08:34:29 PM
My scab collection must be worth something. Any takers?
 
2013-10-15 08:35:39 PM
OK - Who needs milking???
 
2013-10-15 08:49:02 PM
You really can buy anything on Craigslist.  Rotten hooker sex also subby.
 
2013-10-15 08:53:59 PM

tyndiesrntr: If I were female, I would have no moral objection to selling my eggs and would as often as possible.


I'm told very large needles are involved.
 
2013-10-15 09:00:47 PM

tyndiesrntr: If I were female, I would have no moral objection to selling my eggs and would as often as possible.


It's not as easy as it sounds. Large needles, hormone therapy, many office visits & blood draws over several months. Reputable companies will also put you through an extensive background check, medical/history screening, and psych screening. Oh, and there's a risk of permanent infertility.

There are muuuuuuuuch easier ways to earn a few thousand dollars.
 
2013-10-15 09:02:44 PM
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2013-10-15 09:12:05 PM
Eggs are going for $2 a dozen.
I don't see how this is worth all the squatting.
 
2013-10-15 09:13:45 PM

Sock Ruh Tease: That's silly, subby. Humans don't even lay eggs. You pee into your wife to get her pregnant. Our three kids look more like their mother (fortunately!) and have a bit darker skinned than either of us, though they are happy and healthy.


Despite that weird yellow hue.
 
2013-10-15 09:19:09 PM
So I can walk into a hospital with a couple of ovaries, no questions asked?
 
2013-10-15 09:52:16 PM

stuffy: So I can walk into a hospital with a couple of ovaries, no questions asked?


They have to have "sell by" dates stamped on them.
 
2013-10-15 10:00:42 PM
How much is fat worth?
 
2013-10-15 10:20:09 PM

Macular Degenerate: This practice is discriminatory against men. Clearly, Obama's fault. There should be public exchanges where farts, pubic hair, boogers, and crusty wads of toilet tissue from my home office are fairly and equitably traded.


Fart trading is likely to stay purely recreational ("Dude! Getaloada this!") until efficient systems of flatus quality grading and transport are discovered.
 
2013-10-15 10:23:00 PM

Majick Thise: How much is fat worth?


Fat chance selling that! Whale blubber has been replaced with hipster skinny.
 
2013-10-15 11:02:25 PM

Majick Thise: How much is fat worth?


slyoyster.com
 
2013-10-15 11:46:38 PM
I looked into sperm donations, but they said they already had enough brown-haired, brown-eyed donors. Now I'm sticking with paid medical clinical trials, plasma sales and market research surveys.
 
2013-10-16 02:41:27 AM

Ravijn:


This took far too long to show.

/breastmilks
 
2013-10-16 12:55:35 PM

JungleBoogie: Majick Thise: How much is fat worth?

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perfect
 
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