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(Fox News)   They'll take my duffel bag full of guns when they can pry it out of my fingers in my hospital room   (foxnews.com) divider line 32
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2013-10-15 07:37:22 PM
No guns in the hospital? Thanks Obamacare.
 
2013-10-15 07:38:08 PM
th07.deviantart.net
 
2013-10-15 07:38:12 PM
Yeah, you'd think they'd check for that kind of thing  before anyone got threatened.  Illegality aside, you really don't want a bunch of dangerous equipment in a building full of people that are tripping balls on various surgical-grade drugs.
 
2013-10-15 07:39:29 PM
Obviously that hospital has wild bears running through the halls there.
 
2013-10-15 07:40:34 PM
i38.photobucket.com

Approves.
 
2013-10-15 07:40:36 PM
delphianinc.com
 
2013-10-15 07:41:22 PM
Two lousy seconds? That'll teach me to preview.
 
2013-10-15 07:41:36 PM

skinink: Obviously that hospital has wild bears running through the halls there.



And the nail clippers hint that the perp has good personal grooming habits. Or else he's a really, really sadistic bastard.
 
2013-10-15 07:42:03 PM

Adolf Oliver Nipples: [delphianinc.com image 430x325]



Damn that could have been an awesome simulpost.
 
2013-10-15 07:42:21 PM
FTA: Officers seized a .38-caliber pistol, two .22-caliber pistols, ammo, bear-deterrent spray, a gun holster and belt, scissors, nail clippers and a copy of American Rifleman magazine, according to a police report.

That must be the tiniest seabag in history.  Three pistols and an over sized can of pepper spray would barely fill  one of those reusable shopping bags.
 
2013-10-15 07:42:38 PM
Why aren't we focused on the REAL threats?! He had scissors and nail clippers! You ask the TSA, they'll tell you all about the potential lethality of these sadly all-too-common household weapons!
 
2013-10-15 07:42:57 PM

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Two lousy seconds? That'll teach me to preview.



Heh.
 
2013-10-15 07:43:15 PM
Heh, haven't seen D-FENS on Fark in a good while.
 
2013-10-15 07:48:59 PM
media.salon.com
 
2013-10-15 07:49:57 PM
Farking Teabaggers are farking up everything in this country so bad that even hospitals aren't safe. He'll probably get free or discounted treatment and then turn around and biatch about 0bamacare. People like this are why the country is going to shiat.
 
2013-10-15 07:58:16 PM
After 24 hours in the hospital I'm ready to shoot someone.
 
2013-10-15 08:05:25 PM
"Humans are a virus, Mr. Anderson."
 
2013-10-15 08:25:51 PM
Officers seized a .38-caliber pistol, two .22-caliber pistols, ammo, bear-deterrent spray, then stole a gun holster and belt, scissors, nail clippers and a copy of American Rifleman magazine, according to a police report.

FTFY reporter...
I am sure that magazine confiscation saved millions of people on that hospital floor alone *roll eyes*...

/and the same mag. is now being fapped to by some cop even wackier than the nutjob in the hospital
 
2013-10-15 08:44:59 PM
Responsible American rifleman.

/isn't that mag free with your NRA membership?
 
2013-10-15 09:06:37 PM
Officers seized a .38-caliber pistol, two .22-caliber pistols, ammo, bear-deterrent spray, a gun holster and belt, scissors, nail clippers and a copy of American Rifleman magazine, according to a police report.

How convenient they found all those things in his possession.  Just a little to convenient if you ask me. *shifty eyes*

I smell a false flag!!! I'm not sure what they're hiding from us, but I'm sure Alex Jones is working on it and will let us know soon!
 
2013-10-15 09:21:33 PM
Yup. NRA member.

accurateshooter.net

Probably lobbying for some mental health care.
 
2013-10-15 09:31:53 PM

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Responsible American rifleman.

/isn't that mag free with your NRA membership?


No, you eternal bad bad bad jokes forever anti gun twit, American Rifleman is included with your membership.
Please clarify, what exactly does a crazy guy 'allegedly" have to do with the NRA anyhow?
Not an NRA member and not unfamiliar with  firearms either.
The 2nd Amendment stands.
Nina Hartley still looks good
You'll get over it
 
2013-10-15 09:32:46 PM
That reminds me..My NRA membership is up for renewal
 
2013-10-15 09:37:47 PM

Rivetman1.0: The 2nd Amendment stands.


For the just and the unjust, the idiots and the insane.

s'pose he had this collector's item?

2.bp.blogspot.com

/official journal of the national rifle association!
 
2013-10-15 10:08:16 PM

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: s'pose he had this collector's item?

What would  it matter?


Not a NRA member, do not care, do not pay attention to, ignore as much as possible.

Hype rots your brain.
 
2013-10-15 10:09:19 PM

Rivetman1.0: Nina_Hartley's_Ass: s'pose he had this collector's item?

What would  it matter?

Not a NRA member, do not care, do not pay attention to, ignore as much as possible.

Hype rots your brain.


Might even land you in the hospital.
 
2013-10-15 10:20:17 PM

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Two lousy seconds? That'll teach me to preview.


I award full points to Adolf Oliver Nipples.  Because sponges simply cannot compare to nipples, Olivers, or anyone named after a meat tenderizer.
 
2013-10-15 10:26:07 PM
By the by, I noticed that yesterday was Columbus Day and I had 1492 green lights at the time.

Shouldn't I be entitled to something for that?
 
2013-10-15 10:39:28 PM
Now there is a real American!
 
2013-10-15 10:59:21 PM

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Might even land you in the hospital.


or Prison, doin' life without parole.
 
2013-10-15 11:56:59 PM
"and a copy of American Rifleman magazine.." and yet no rifles were seized.  Quo vadis, o Irony tag?

/Wow, what an idiot, and I say that as a four-gun, three-rifle owning 2nd Amendment 'Murican (FARK YEAH!)

/No, I don't care to get into a swinging d*ck match over  how your gun collection being bigger than mine.

//I'm looking at you, Dittybopper.

///Swing away!!
 
2013-10-16 01:03:58 AM

NEPAman: "and a copy of American Rifleman magazine.." and yet no rifles were seized.  Quo vadis, o Irony tag?

/Wow, what an idiot, and I say that as a four-gun, three-rifle owning 2nd Amendment 'Murican (FARK YEAH!)

/No, I don't care to get into a swinging d*ck match over  how your gun collection being bigger than mine.


i.imgur.com

Not the same thing.
 
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