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(CNN)   Bush had 95% blockage in his heart before August surgery. Upon hearing the news the former President remarked, "At least I still had 45% unblockaged"   (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com) divider line 90
    More: Interesting, Langone Medical Center, George W. Bush, EKG, blood thinner  
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2013-10-15 03:12:46 PM
Dick Cheney's reaction: "Amateur."
 
2013-10-15 03:19:52 PM
Is this like when the Grinch's heart grew three sizes?
 
2013-10-15 03:29:49 PM
that joke had potential, subby.  I think you can do better.
 
2013-10-15 03:48:17 PM
They misunderestimated his blockage.
 
2013-10-15 03:51:27 PM

ManateeGag: that joke had potential, subby.  I think you can do better.


Maybe something with the 1% Doctrine and where  Bareefer Obonghit was going.
 
2013-10-15 03:54:01 PM
The real question is if the doctors have a removal strategy.
 
2013-10-15 03:55:15 PM
Mission Unblockaged
 
2013-10-15 03:55:25 PM
So his blood was merely trickling down?
 
2013-10-15 04:03:44 PM
I have to be honest, I have problems depicting anyone other than Will Ferrell when I think of Bush talking.
 
2013-10-15 04:06:05 PM
95% blockage? That sounds about right.

What? Oh...in his heart, not his brain. Never mind.
 
2013-10-15 04:10:22 PM

ManateeGag: that joke had potential, subby.  I think you can do better.


Headline should have just simply read "At least I had 5% unblockaged"
 
2013-10-15 04:29:04 PM
Just die, prick.
 
2013-10-15 04:38:08 PM

vudukungfu: Just die, prick.


Dick Cheney had no heartbeat for nearly two years and he's still walking around.

I'm pretty sure there was some sort of deal with the devil involved. Maybe Bush was in on it.
 
2013-10-15 05:04:07 PM
Block it once, shame on food. Block it twice, shame on ... won't get blocked again.
 
2013-10-15 05:07:27 PM
Well, the good news is that those stents only last about five to ten years in someone his age.

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2013-10-15 05:50:13 PM
i41.tinypic.com
 
2013-10-15 05:52:58 PM

fusillade762: [i41.tinypic.com image 500x493]


Reported for trolling
 
2013-10-15 05:55:11 PM
www.dancelikeachicken.com
 
2013-10-15 05:57:42 PM

Uranus Is Huge!: fusillade762: [i41.tinypic.com image 500x493]

Reported for trolling


Don't waste your time.  The trolls are running the asylum.
 
2013-10-15 05:59:34 PM
Is that where the billions gone missing after being shipped to Iraq went?

/meh
 
2013-10-15 06:05:02 PM
No cure for his brain blockage.
 
2013-10-15 06:05:29 PM

hardinparamedic: Well, the good news is that those stents only last about five to ten years in someone his age.

[mybroadband.co.za image 400x279]


Citation needed.

/I've got a couple of stents, and it's just over four years since they were put in.
//What I'd like to know is GACK!
 
2013-10-15 06:13:13 PM
Better luck next time, atherosclerosis.
 
2013-10-15 06:14:06 PM

Uranus Is Huge!: fusillade762: [i41.tinypic.com image 500x493]

Reported for trolling


You're a funny one, you are.

/only posted that pic because it's so goddamn pants on head retarded
 
2013-10-15 06:15:55 PM

fusillade762: Uranus Is Huge!: fusillade762: [i41.tinypic.com image 500x493]

Reported for trolling

You're a funny one, you are.

/only posted that pic because it's so goddamn pants on head retarded


Fark.com moderators take the posting rules very seriously. Take your seditious posts back to Reddit.
 
2013-10-15 06:18:12 PM
how in the hell did he get a pretzel in there?
 
2013-10-15 06:19:27 PM
Farking Dubya.
 
2013-10-15 06:19:38 PM
Had a piece of sausage stuck in the lining of mah heart
 
2013-10-15 06:20:44 PM

Uranus Is Huge!: fusillade762: Uranus Is Huge!: fusillade762: [i41.tinypic.com image 500x493]

Reported for trolling

You're a funny one, you are.

/only posted that pic because it's so goddamn pants on head retarded

Fark.com moderators take the posting rules very seriously. Take your seditious posts back to Reddit.


I know you're being sarcastic, but the fact that I laughed so hard at that shows how sad things are around here these days.
 
2013-10-15 06:30:24 PM
Never thought I'd find myself rooting for the 5%
 
2013-10-15 06:31:39 PM
Well I don't wish him dead, that's just cruel.
 
2013-10-15 06:35:57 PM
Got a stint in place ONE DAY after blockage was discovered?  Must be nice.  I guess our healthcare system IS working ... for some people.
 
2013-10-15 06:36:31 PM
Great headline subby.

Too bad his heart didn't kill him in early 2001.
 
2013-10-15 06:44:57 PM
Don't forget about colon.
 
2013-10-15 06:46:21 PM

Uranus Is Huge!: fusillade762: Uranus Is Huge!: fusillade762: [i41.tinypic.com image 500x493]

Reported for trolling

You're a funny one, you are.

/only posted that pic because it's so goddamn pants on head retarded

Fark.com moderators take the posting rules very seriously. Take your seditious posts back to Reddit.


As seriously as GWB took heart health and being president.
 
2013-10-15 06:53:14 PM
That's funny, the Republicans have a barely 50% blockage and you'd think the country was dying.
 
2013-10-15 06:54:02 PM

jmr61: Great headline subby.

Too bad his heart didn't kill him in early 2000.


FTFY.
 
2013-10-15 07:14:13 PM
I hear they have a cardiac-specialist in The Hague...
 
2013-10-15 07:15:55 PM
Gawd, I wish he DIED.

Aren't I EDGY?
 
2013-10-15 07:19:34 PM
I absolutely despise that man, and hope some day his conscience catches up with him so he either pleads guilty at the Hague and/or kills himself. That's all.
 
2013-10-15 07:26:13 PM
At least with the support of the hardworking GOP congressional reps, Boston Scientific's stents will still be affordable. That's what's really important here.
 
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2013-10-15 07:29:09 PM

SomeoneDumb: At least with the support of the hardworking GOP congressional reps, Boston Scientific's stents will still be affordable. That's what's really important here.


Only $1000 for 50 cents worth of wire.
 
2013-10-15 07:30:42 PM

super_grass: Gawd, I wish he DIED.

Aren't I EDGY?


No, your a pinhead troll.
 
2013-10-15 07:31:26 PM

super_grass: Gawd, I wish he DIED.

Aren't I EDGY?


Nope.

Just sincere.
 
2013-10-15 07:31:42 PM

Goetz: super_grass: Gawd, I wish he DIED.

Aren't I EDGY?

No, your a pinhead troll.


*chomp*
 
2013-10-15 07:33:17 PM
I'm starting to think Lucifer is running the show upstairs.
 
2013-10-15 07:34:37 PM
Listen, having the evil doer blockinators removinated is serious business.
Give the man a break, he needs to put food on his family.
 
2013-10-15 07:37:02 PM
I would have thought this would end up on the entertainment tab with the rest of the celebrity has-beens.
 
2013-10-15 07:37:47 PM

super_grass: Goetz: super_grass: Gawd, I wish he DIED.

Aren't I EDGY?

No, your a pinhead troll.

*chomp*


No  Mr. Super Pinhead, that was not a bite.
 
2013-10-15 07:39:51 PM

Goetz: super_grass: Goetz: super_grass: Gawd, I wish he DIED.

Aren't I EDGY?

No, your a pinhead troll.

*chomp*

No  Mr. Super Pinhead, that was not a bite.


*glomp*
 
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