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blaked		2001-12-04 11:30:41 AM

wow....

HP		2001-12-04 11:30:50 AM

Hahaha .. Thats Hilarious!

greggieb		2001-12-04 11:30:55 AM

A funny catch phrase... story sucks =(

AzraelBrown		2001-12-04 11:31:41 AM

"Florida? But that's America's wang!"

meshman		2001-12-04 11:33:22 AM

"Pecker threatens to pull out of Florida"

Um.... oh, never mind.

fb-		2001-12-04 11:36:32 AM

Now there's a lesson I could learn. Pull out before you fill'er up with your man chowder.

eljefe		2001-12-04 11:40:35 AM

You're being mean to me, I'm taking my ball and going HOME!!!!!

madcharlie		2001-12-04 11:48:22 AM

This story was just asking for that headline. Damn that was funny.

Philo		2001-12-04 11:50:08 AM

I never, ever pull out...

I luv Florida. It always looks like it either pulling out Cuba and getting ready to plunge into it.

catapultic		2001-12-04 11:50:13 AM

Ha Ha Ha!
This headline giving me happy on my super fun stars!

bagunca		2001-12-04 11:52:48 AM

weeners!

Coondog		2001-12-04 11:54:29 AM

Tabloid publishers whining about published reports that are negative towards them.

Benjamin		2001-12-04 12:01:06 PM

Pecker seemed pretty let down that he had no contact with Bush.

affinity		2001-12-04 12:01:30 PM

Its best this way, now cuba wont get pregnant.

9/10		2001-12-04 12:08:06 PM

Fark, that's gotta suck having a last name like Pecker. Does anyone know other last names you'd rather not have because of possible double meanings?

ChodeWarrior		2001-12-04 12:08:39 PM

"Bush called Pecker at least once"

Peaches		2001-12-04 12:09:50 PM

Man chowder. Hmmmm.

Hisey		2001-12-04 12:17:55 PM

I tellya, the WWN is a biz I'd work for. Avg salary 65K/year? NOt bad, not bad at all for creative writing.

DrDave		2001-12-04 12:20:47 PM

Pecker? Reminds me of a clasic line.... Is this true, yes it's true, the man has no dick

boojieboy		2001-12-04 12:24:51 PM

I have a pecker the size of Florida

lwr		2001-12-04 12:29:23 PM

9/10: I went to school with a guy named "Titsworth" how is that?

Asthmaticenemyofgod		2001-12-04 12:36:46 PM

The average writers salary there is probably more like 30K...it's just probably just that bloated Pecker and his 4 billion dollar salary that bring up the average.

NuckleheadEd		2001-12-04 12:44:29 PM

Ack! Now he's threatening to move to Broward County? We don't need that Pecker here. Keep your Pecker to yourself, Palm Beach County...

Gumpus		2001-12-04 12:45:06 PM

I used to work with a guy named Horace Dick

That has to be the worst one I have ever seen

Hopefully the filter lets that one by heh

I have a pecker the size of Florida, too - on Halloween I toss it over my shoulder and go as a gas pump!

madcharlie		2001-12-04 12:46:10 PM

I met a lady the other day with the last name Maeksomeporn, no shiat.

BYTEME		2001-12-04 12:47:46 PM

Bought a boat once from a guy named Harry Dick. Say it fast.

BYTEME		2001-12-04 12:49:02 PM

with a southern accent

BenJammin		2001-12-04 12:49:37 PM

Floridus Interruptis?

BYTEME		2001-12-04 12:50:17 PM

Youse guys with Florida size peckers should get Fidel to
suck on it.

blaked		2001-12-04 12:50:37 PM

a real winner

Rosalea		2001-12-04 12:53:39 PM

noooo don't take pecker away!

oh wait...had nothing to do with the story

Thorn		2001-12-04 12:57:12 PM

Florida would be a better place if all the peckerwoods cleared out...

Massive_tool		2001-12-04 01:09:24 PM

I know everyone knows some made up funny names, but someone calls my house regularly and the name on the caller ID is Phyllis Nipples!

MrBrownNow		2001-12-04 01:16:16 PM

"I thought Pecker would be more thick skinned!"

(I'm crying and I can't stop laughing)

Mudfoot		2001-12-04 01:23:44 PM

If James would have pulled out of Florida, we'd never have got to hear JJ yell "Dyn-o-mite!"

Omar_Sharif		2001-12-04 01:25:12 PM

Missing- one Floridian Pecker, seems withdrawn, answers to the name Dave. last seen heading towards France.

Nightjars		2001-12-04 02:05:58 PM

Damn.. This person is.. pathetic.. "former" members of counsels rarely speak offical opinions. Pecker needs to lighten up a bit.

Forsythe P. Jones		2001-12-04 04:04:12 PM

Three words.."About Damned Time"..Signed,Tampa

Philo		2001-12-04 04:18:27 PM

"Pecker stood up for the Bush staff meeting."

Benjamin		2001-12-04 05:15:08 PM

MUDFOOT rules.

Zagloba		2001-12-05 10:14:07 AM

Excellent headline.

Dllsgrlz		2001-12-05 05:27:26 PM

If you could hear me right now, I'd tell the funniest story about a woman named Delight Fox. I lie not.
But, it loses much of it's comic impact if I can't act it out. Ask anyone, I'm famous for this story.

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