Combustion: I'm sentencing subby to a dock job, where the union shall strike and he will be down on his luck. That's tough. So tough.
The Envoy: This is a slippery slope. It's even more slippery when wet.
Well I use Mac/Linux...: Back when I lived in an apartment, our downstairs neighbor once got drunk, put some hamburger helper on the stove, and then passed out on his sofa. We woke up to a burning smell and a firetruck outside our window at 3:00 AM. Our apartment smelled like burnt hamburger helper for a week. I think getting shot might have been preferable.
ExpressPork: Attention morons...always buy snap caps w your new gun.THEN while you're "playing around" with your new gun even if you do manage to break 2 or more of the golden firearm safety rules you still won't hurt anyone.
vodka: This headline sucks. The 80's are out, man. The 90's are the new "classic". Quote some Hootie or Third Eye Blind. That's classic goodness.
vodka: Quote some Hootie or Third Eye Blind. That's classic goodness.
MadameX: Bad: Coworker of mine died in 2002 from a douche who shot thru the floor of his apt. while he was showing off his pistol to his kids. Hit her in the head and she died where she sat... she was a single mom of a developmentally disabled son, he came out of the shower and found her that way.Fark: more of her coworkers showed up at her funeral than family./Sorry, I just don't have the heart to joke about this one. You guys give it the Full Monty for me.//RIP my friend.[i911.photobucket.com image 500x329]
jaytkay: Isolated incident, just like the two or three hundred other isolated incidents happening every day in the US.
EnderX: Out of 314 million people, it's almost like there is a group out their trying to blow these incidents out of proportion.
rkiller1: I read that as lyrics to the COPS theme.
EnderX: jaytkay: Isolated incident, just like the two or three hundred other isolated incidents happening every day in the US.Out of 314 million people, it's almost like there is a group out their trying to blow these incidents out of proportion.
oryx: Farkers, if you have an urge to play with a gun, play with yourself instead.
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