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(Gawker)   Shot through the floor, neighbor below is to blame, he gives gun owners a bad name (bad name)   (gawker.com) divider line 98
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2013-10-15 12:53:06 PM
Dammit subby!

// (Bad name)
 
2013-10-15 04:46:52 PM
Well, at least thanks to a subby in the politics thread, I'll be singing "Brave Sir Robin" instead of this all day.
 
2013-10-15 04:47:21 PM
I'm sentencing subby to a dock job, where the union shall strike and he will be down on his luck. That's tough. So tough.
 
2013-10-15 04:47:57 PM
Bad name....
 
2013-10-15 04:48:55 PM
That's why I sleep with a gun, so I can return fire.
 
2013-10-15 04:49:35 PM
Now he's Wanted. Wanted....Dead or Alive.
 
2013-10-15 04:50:43 PM

Combustion: I'm sentencing subby to a dock job, where the union shall strike and he will be down on his luck. That's tough. So tough.


He'll give it a shot!
 
2013-10-15 04:50:46 PM
Don't criticize what I do. It's my life...
 
2013-10-15 04:52:59 PM
I see we're halfway there.
 
2013-10-15 04:53:05 PM
Isolated incident, just like the two or three hundred other isolated incidents happening every day in the US.
 
2013-10-15 04:53:18 PM
Is the neighbor wanted dead or alive?
 
2013-10-15 04:53:34 PM
That metre in this headline is so far off it's like bad medicine.  Subby better runaway.
 
2013-10-15 04:55:00 PM
Accidentally? The whole thing.

Negligence!
 
2013-10-15 04:55:14 PM
A different line every night guaranteed to blow your mind
 
2013-10-15 04:56:29 PM
This is a slippery slope.  It's even more slippery when wet.
 
2013-10-15 04:56:41 PM
Back when I lived in an apartment, our downstairs neighbor once got drunk, put some hamburger helper on the stove, and then passed out on his sofa.  We woke up to a burning smell and a firetruck outside our window at 3:00 AM.  Our apartment smelled like burnt hamburger helper for a week.  I think getting shot might have been preferable.
 
2013-10-15 04:57:02 PM
Was the neighbor's name Janie?

/got nothin
 
2013-10-15 04:59:36 PM
Yep, that sounds like Hermitage.
 
2013-10-15 04:59:36 PM
This headline sucks. The 80's are out, man. The 90's are the new "classic". Quote some Hootie or Third Eye Blind. That's classic goodness.
 
2013-10-15 04:59:49 PM
Heeey subby, your headline's lame! You give FARK, a worse name!
 
2013-10-15 05:01:38 PM

The Envoy: This is a slippery slope.  It's even more slippery when wet.



*Applause*

I was going to go the immature route and make a slippery when wet reference involving Subby's mom.....I like yours better.
 
2013-10-15 05:02:04 PM
Attention morons...always buy snap caps w your new gun.
THEN while you're "playing around" with your new gun even if you do manage to break 2 or more of the golden firearm safety rules you still won't hurt anyone.
 
2013-10-15 05:02:15 PM

Well I use Mac/Linux...: Back when I lived in an apartment, our downstairs neighbor once got drunk, put some hamburger helper on the stove, and then passed out on his sofa.  We woke up to a burning smell and a firetruck outside our window at 3:00 AM.  Our apartment smelled like burnt hamburger helper for a week.  I think getting shot might have been preferable.


I'd go with the burnt hamburger smell myself.
 
2013-10-15 05:02:19 PM
Shot through the heart! Whese words don't match the syllables being sung in this line of the song! You give love, a bad name.

/Does a kickin air guitar solo with subby.
 
2013-10-15 05:02:55 PM
Of course, giving US gun owners a bad name is really just redundant.
 
2013-10-15 05:03:48 PM

ExpressPork: Attention morons...always buy snap caps w your new gun.
THEN while you're "playing around" with your new gun even if you do manage to break 2 or more of the golden firearm safety rules you still won't hurt anyone.


They could still deafen themselves.

/Tinitus is no way to go through BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEE EE
 
2013-10-15 05:05:06 PM

vodka: This headline sucks. The 80's are out, man. The 90's are the new "classic". Quote some Hootie or Third Eye Blind. That's classic goodness.


Then how about something from the 40's.
http://youtu.be/SGJMtnRMpjM
 
2013-10-15 05:05:26 PM
Bad: Coworker of mine died in 2002 from a douche who shot thru the floor of his apt. while he was showing off his pistol to his kids. Hit her in the head and she died where she sat... she was a single mom of a developmentally disabled son, he came out of the shower and found her that way.
Fark: more of her coworkers showed up at her funeral than family.

/Sorry, I just don't have the heart to joke about this one. You guys give it the Full Monty for me.
//RIP my friend
.

i911.photobucket.com
 
2013-10-15 05:06:29 PM
 
2013-10-15 05:06:32 PM
" accidentally discharged "

No.


Extreme stupidity and criminal negligence?  Yes.
 
2013-10-15 05:09:14 PM
I read that as lyrics to the COPS theme.
 
2013-10-15 05:09:50 PM
Naval base shooter guy also "accidentally" shot into a neighboring apartment a year before he went completely nuts.
 
2013-10-15 05:11:37 PM
Shootin through the floor of 'partment, bang bang, he is the warrior
 
2013-10-15 05:11:47 PM
I have many firearms and this is why you don't "play" with them.  Idiot.
 
2013-10-15 05:12:49 PM
No gun charges.

Legal, responsible.
 
2013-10-15 05:12:56 PM

vodka: Quote some Hootie or Third Eye Blind. That's classic goodness.


Unrelated to the thread, but, I'll admit; for otherwise mostly being cheesy pop/rock music, Third Eye Blind's debut album has always been something of a guilty pleasure for me.

In other words, I like Third Eye Blind more than "guy who shoots sleeping neighbor through a wall".
 
2013-10-15 05:14:48 PM

MadameX: Bad: Coworker of mine died in 2002 from a douche who shot thru the floor of his apt. while he was showing off his pistol to his kids. Hit her in the head and she died where she sat... she was a single mom of a developmentally disabled son, he came out of the shower and found her that way.
Fark: more of her coworkers showed up at her funeral than family.

/Sorry, I just don't have the heart to joke about this one. You guys give it the Full Monty for me.
//RIP my friend.

[i911.photobucket.com image 500x329]


What happened to her son?

/No farking around
 
2013-10-15 05:14:56 PM

jaytkay: Isolated incident, just like the two or three hundred other isolated incidents happening every day in the US.


Out of 314 million people, it's almost like there is a group out their trying to blow these incidents out of proportion.
 
2013-10-15 05:15:39 PM

MadameX: Bad: Coworker of mine died in 2002 from a douche who shot thru the floor of his apt. while he was showing off his pistol to his kids. Hit her in the head and she died where she sat... she was a single mom of a developmentally disabled son, he came out of the shower and found her that way.
Fark: more of her coworkers showed up at her funeral than family.

/Sorry, I just don't have the heart to joke about this one. You guys give it the Full Monty for me.
//RIP my friend.

[i911.photobucket.com image 500x329]


ugh... What a way to go.  Just sitting there minding your own business feeling safe at home and then you're dead.   Sad story :(
 
2013-10-15 05:17:07 PM

MadameX: Bad: Coworker of mine died in 2002 from a douche who shot thru the floor of his apt. while he was showing off his pistol to his kids. Hit her in the head and she died where she sat... she was a single mom of a developmentally disabled son, he came out of the shower and found her that way.
Fark: more of her coworkers showed up at her funeral than family.

/Sorry, I just don't have the heart to joke about this one. You guys give it the Full Monty for me.
//RIP my friend.

[i911.photobucket.com image 500x329]


You gave me a sad :-(

But
 
2013-10-15 05:17:31 PM

EnderX: Out of 314 million people, it's almost like there is a group out their trying to blow these incidents out of proportion.


Pretty weird if you ask me.
 
2013-10-15 05:20:04 PM

rkiller1: I read that as lyrics to the COPS theme.


Ooh, I misunderstood that for a moment and was thinking of the crazed barkings of Sheriff John Bunnell.
Nice, now I'm going to read all the headlines on Fark in the voice of Sheriff John Bunnell.
 
2013-10-15 05:20:08 PM

MadameX: Bad: Coworker of mine died in 2002 from a douche who shot thru the floor of his apt. while he was showing off his pistol to his kids. Hit her in the head and she died where she sat... she was a single mom of a developmentally disabled son, he came out of the shower and found her that way.
Fark: more of her coworkers showed up at her funeral than family.

/Sorry, I just don't have the heart to joke about this one. You guys give it the Full Monty for me.
//RIP my friend.

[i911.photobucket.com image 500x329]


Eesh.  Sorry about your friend.  Hopefully the shooter got jail time, lost his gun license, and then lost every single dime in the subsequent civil lawsuit.

/if that's not true, I think I'd prefer that you lie to me about it...
 
2013-10-15 05:24:48 PM

EnderX: jaytkay: Isolated incident, just like the two or three hundred other isolated incidents happening every day in the US.

Out of 314 million people, it's almost like there is a group out their trying to blow these incidents out of proportion.


Clearly this is their fault.
 
2013-10-15 05:25:47 PM
Bravo Submitter, you magnificent bastard.
 
2013-10-15 05:27:26 PM
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2013-10-15 05:30:22 PM
CTRL-F.. "went off"

Yep.
 
2013-10-15 05:32:12 PM
Farkers, if you have an urge to play with a gun, play with yourself instead.
 
2013-10-15 05:32:31 PM

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"Fitting" room
 
2013-10-15 05:33:50 PM

oryx: Farkers, if you have an urge to play with a gun, play with yourself instead.


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