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(Fox News)   Bad: You are a psychologist who loses your laptop containing hundreds of patients' files. Kiss your license goodbye: because you gave it to a hooker to hold as collateral while you ran to the ATM   (foxnews.com) divider line 83
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2013-10-15 12:49:44 PM  
images.wikia.com
 
2013-10-15 01:00:19 PM  

scottydoesntknow: [images.wikia.com image 691x572]


Beat me to it
 
2013-10-15 01:20:37 PM  
"I am extremely sorry for this situation and understand it may cause concern, embarrassment and inconvenience," Kakar said in a letter to his clients, the report said. "I try very hard to earn your trust, and that includes protecting sensitive information about you. I take client confidentiality very seriously."

Right.  Which is why you were carrying it on an unsecured laptop that you then handed to a hooker.  Because it's serious to you.
 
2013-10-15 01:31:41 PM  
Probably more like collateral for an ATM.
 
2013-10-15 01:37:01 PM  
 
2013-10-15 01:39:10 PM  
Shrink, linked to various kink, on the brink of going to the clink, inks apology causing a stink while his practice sinks into the drink and all because he thinks with his dink.
 
2013-10-15 01:45:01 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Because it's serious to you.


He seriously needed to get laid.  Hence the hooker.
 
2013-10-15 01:45:46 PM  
What is society coming to that you can't even trust a hooker anymore?

For shame, humanity, for shame!
 
2013-10-15 02:06:37 PM  
Does not approve.

i236.photobucket.com
 
2013-10-15 02:07:03 PM  
I don't think she can fence a laptop for very much. She should have just waited for the cash.
 
2013-10-15 02:13:52 PM  
Not encrypted?

Not too bright there doc.
 
2013-10-15 02:14:36 PM  

miss diminutive: Shrink, linked to various kink, on the brink of going to the clink, inks apology causing a stink while his practice sinks into the drink and all because he thinks with his dink.


Lovely, just lovely
 
2013-10-15 02:17:17 PM  

EvilEgg: I don't think she can fence a laptop for very much. She should have just waited for the cash.


Well, it's possible it was still worth more than what he owed her, and she may have just decided to go with the payment she had, rather than wait for the guy who was unlikely to show back up,  especially if she was owed for a double-fisting scene, cause, as you know, a bird in her hand is worth two in the bush...
 
2013-10-15 02:22:21 PM  
The Dept of HHS will nail his ass so hard for the HIPAA violations he'll whistle like a coke bottle when he walks.
 
2013-10-15 02:35:20 PM  
You never go ATM.
 
2013-10-15 02:36:33 PM  
Who the fnck gives collateral to a hooker?

i42.tinypic.com
 
2013-10-15 02:37:02 PM  

EvilEgg: I don't think she can fence a laptop for very much. She should have just waited for the cash.


Unless she blackmails the patients whose files are on the computer.

But she probably already fenced it. Bummer for her.
 
2013-10-15 02:37:57 PM  
But you need to be a total computer nerd to encrypt a laptop. It takes years of training in comp sci, and you have to attend those secret hacker conferences, and then maybe you can make it work. How do they expect normal people to do it?
 
2013-10-15 02:40:14 PM  
facepalm.

Can't she just come with you to the ATM machine?
 
2013-10-15 02:43:05 PM  
And how does that make you feel?
 
2013-10-15 02:43:22 PM  
I remember they covered this in the updated manual. BDSM IV
 
2013-10-15 02:43:32 PM  

miss diminutive: Shrink, linked to various kink, on the brink of going to the clink, inks apology causing a stink while his practice sinks into the drink and all because he thinks with his dink.


Threw in everything but the kitchen... faucet, didn't you?
+1
 
2013-10-15 02:43:50 PM  

fireclown: facepalm.

Can't she just come with you to the ATM machine?


No because she might see your PIN number.
 
2013-10-15 02:44:20 PM  

Magorn: EvilEgg: I don't think she can fence a laptop for very much. She should have just waited for the cash.

Well, it's possible it was still worth more than what he owed her, and she may have just decided to go with the payment she had, rather than wait for the guy who was unlikely to show back up,  especially if she was owed for a double-fisting scene, cause, as you know, a bird in her hand is worth two in the bush...


What you did there, I see it.
 
2013-10-15 02:44:57 PM  

I_Am_Weasel: What is society coming to that you can't even trust a hooker anymore?


I know, I was with one last night, and she had the nerve to try and kiss me.  There are rules, dammit!

aronnaxii: I remember they covered this in the updated manual. BDSM IV


So, I, um...was wondering if you could help a friend of mine find this manual.  For research, of course.
 
2013-10-15 02:45:19 PM  

Chinchillazilla: EvilEgg: I don't think she can fence a laptop for very much. She should have just waited for the cash.

Unless she blackmails the patients whose files are on the computer.

But she probably already fenced it. Bummer for her.



That's $20 extra.
 
2013-10-15 02:45:39 PM  

Chinchillazilla: Unless she blackmails the patients whose files are on the computer.


Where's the leverage in that? I'm not following...
 
2013-10-15 02:46:57 PM  

Beeblebrox: fireclown: facepalm.

Can't she just come with you to the ATM machine?

No because she might see your PIN number.


That's ok your account is protected by the FDIC insurance corporation.
 
2013-10-15 02:47:18 PM  
 Psychologists are the most F**ked up people on the planet.
 
2013-10-15 02:48:21 PM  

EvilEgg: Beeblebrox: fireclown: facepalm.

Can't she just come with you to the ATM machine?

No because she might see your PIN number.

That's ok your account is protected by the FDIC insurance corporation.


You mean the Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation insurance corporation?
 
2013-10-15 02:48:36 PM  

miss diminutive: Shrink, linked to various kink, on the brink of going to the clink, inks apology causing a stink while his practice sinks into the drink and all because he thinks with his dink.


Are you . . . Eminem??? You're a rap god.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7cQ3b0iqLo
 
2013-10-15 02:49:37 PM  
1) Find hooker to have sexy time with
2)Offer her sham laptop/netbook/busted smartphone as collateral until I pretent to go to an ATMfor payment
3)Blowjob profit!
 
2013-10-15 02:50:36 PM  

urbangirl: EvilEgg: Beeblebrox: fireclown: facepalm.

Can't she just come with you to the ATM machine?

No because she might see your PIN number.

That's ok your account is protected by the FDIC insurance corporation.

You mean the Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation insurance corporation?


I went to the ATM machine yesterday to get cash for a new hot water heater.
 
2013-10-15 02:50:46 PM  
media.cmgdigital.com

Poor guy just needed to get encryption.
 
2013-10-15 02:50:49 PM  
Gonna go out on a limb and assume it was a mac book.
 
2013-10-15 02:51:15 PM  
Maybe it was some kind of Compaq.
 
2013-10-15 02:51:21 PM  

urbangirl: EvilEgg: Beeblebrox: fireclown: facepalm.

Can't she just come with you to the ATM machine?

No because she might see your PIN number.

That's ok your account is protected by the FDIC insurance corporation.

You mean the Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation insurance corporation?




t1.gstatic.com
 
2013-10-15 02:52:16 PM  

Evil Mackerel: Maybe it was some kind of Compaq.


I think it was a Wang.
 
2013-10-15 02:53:33 PM  

urbangirl: EvilEgg: Beeblebrox: fireclown: facepalm.

Can't she just come with you to the ATM machine?

No because she might see your PIN number.

That's ok your account is protected by the FDIC insurance corporation.

You mean the Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation insurance corporation?


That's just what the MSM media wants you to believe.
 
2013-10-15 02:54:04 PM  
Also, never give a hooker money to get you some coke. She never comes back.
 
2013-10-15 02:54:43 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: [media.cmgdigital.com image 815x480]

Poor guy just needed to get encryption.


That face looks too much like the troll face
 
2013-10-15 02:55:04 PM  

lockers: That's just what the MSM media wants you to believe.


That's why I watch the BBC broadcasting corporation
 
2013-10-15 03:00:18 PM  
ATM mouth costs money
 
2013-10-15 03:00:29 PM  

special20: Chinchillazilla: Unless she blackmails the patients whose files are on the computer.

Where's the leverage in that? I'm not following...


Plenty of people wouldn't love the idea of their bosses, friends, etc. knowing they even GO to a psychologist. Then add in that some of the files probably contain things like biatching about bosses, or talking about how you were molested as a child, or whatever... I can see how some people would pay her not to send the file to people, depending on what was in their file.
 
2013-10-15 03:02:45 PM  

vudukungfu: Psychologists are the most F**ked up people on the planet.


And proud OF it!

/psychologst (research, not the kind that helps anybody)
 
2013-10-15 03:03:39 PM  

Royale With Cheese: miss diminutive: Shrink, linked to various kink, on the brink of going to the clink, inks apology causing a stink while his practice sinks into the drink and all because he thinks with his dink.

Are you . . . Eminem??? You're a rap god.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7cQ3b0iqLo


When I heard that last night, I had to give props to him. Like, 10 different flow styles, super-speed lyric rush, all sorts of technical stuff done to a fairly sub-standard pop beat and making fun of the rap game all at the same time.

Then the Columbine lyrics which were removed from the first MMLP.

Every other rapper right now is likely picking their jaw up off the floor. They just got owned.
 
2013-10-15 03:06:12 PM  
RedPhoenix122:aronnaxii: I remember they covered this in the updated manual. BDSM IV

So, I, um...was wondering if you could help a friend of mine find this manual.  For research, of course.


This is fark, so I think you want anything that covers  this
 
2013-10-15 03:13:15 PM  

Chinchillazilla: special20: Chinchillazilla: Unless she blackmails the patients whose files are on the computer.

Where's the leverage in that? I'm not following...

Plenty of people wouldn't love the idea of their bosses, friends, etc. knowing they even GO to a psychologist. Then add in that some of the files probably contain things like biatching about bosses, or talking about how you were molested as a child, or whatever... I can see how some people would pay her not to send the file to people, depending on what was in their file.


So what keeps a whacko psychologist from doing the same? That in itself tends to lend to the idea that the psychologist pool is kind of dirty with underachievers.
 
2013-10-15 03:15:39 PM  

khyberkitsune: Royale With Cheese: miss diminutive: Shrink, linked to various kink, on the brink of going to the clink, inks apology causing a stink while his practice sinks into the drink and all because he thinks with his dink.

Are you . . . Eminem??? You're a rap god.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7cQ3b0iqLo

When I heard that last night, I had to give props to him. Like, 10 different flow styles, super-speed lyric rush, all sorts of technical stuff done to a fairly sub-standard pop beat and making fun of the rap game all at the same time.

Then the Columbine lyrics which were removed from the first MMLP.

Every other rapper right now is likely picking their jaw up off the floor. They just got owned.


Fist-Bump! No doubt. Many of those who mock his style or age have no idea about the various rap genres or styles. Just try reading along with the lyrics to and see if you can even keep up for a sentence. He's got a gift. A god? I dunno. But he's good and I'll always give Em props.
 
2013-10-15 03:19:37 PM  

miss diminutive: Shrink, linked to various kink, on the brink of going to the clink, inks apology causing a stink while his practice sinks into the drink and all because he thinks with his dink.


This was beautiful.

/wink
 
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