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(SF Weekly)   Forget neutering, San Francisco animal shelter just says slip a condom on to your dog or cat   (blogs.sfweekly.com) divider line 34
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2013-10-15 12:55:10 PM  
ah no
 
2013-10-15 12:57:41 PM  
Won't that suffocate them?
 
2013-10-15 01:35:08 PM  
OK, that was clever.
 
2013-10-15 01:36:23 PM  
Your dog wants ribbed.
 
2013-10-15 01:49:30 PM  
Steak flavored condoms have got to be better than the pina colada kind. Those are naaaaasty.
 
2013-10-15 01:49:32 PM  
That's nasty. Next thing you know they will be advising on how to join in once you get the hang of fluffing and prepping.
 
2013-10-15 01:49:48 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org

Nah thanks.  You can just jerk off the dog yourself.
 
2013-10-15 01:51:42 PM  
I still haven't heard any good arguments for NOT getting your pet spayed/neutered while not being a breeders. "It shortens lifespan." No it doesn't and actually many studies on male dogs show how it increases lifespan. "It wil make them sad." No, it won't. Pets don't care either way. "It will make them more/less aggressive." No, it won't. Your pet will be just as mean or nice as YOU train them to be. "It is expensive." Not with free and reduced clinics which our city has four times a year ($20 of neuter, $25 for spay) or get a voucher from any number of pet organizations. "It won't make them look masculine." Buck up nancy or pay for those silly teste implants if you care that much.

Spay and neuter your pets. It is stupid to not and you just create more animals that either get to live in a cold cage or get the needle without ever knowing kindness.
 
2013-10-15 01:51:44 PM  
Ahh, no.

Just......no.
 
2013-10-15 01:54:30 PM  
"Ruff-Ruff Riders," anyone?

/meh
 
2013-10-15 02:04:35 PM  
As long as I've got my condom on the cat won't need one.
 
2013-10-15 02:19:52 PM  

hailin: I still haven't heard any good arguments for NOT getting your pet spayed/neutered while not being a breeders. "It shortens lifespan." No it doesn't and actually many studies on male dogs show how it increases lifespan. "It wil make them sad." No, it won't. Pets don't care either way. "It will make them more/less aggressive." No, it won't. Your pet will be just as mean or nice as YOU train them to be. "It is expensive." Not with free and reduced clinics which our city has four times a year ($20 of neuter, $25 for spay) or get a voucher from any number of pet organizations. "It won't make them look masculine." Buck up nancy or pay for those silly teste implants if you care that much.

Spay and neuter your pets. It is stupid to not and you just create more animals that either get to live in a cold cage or get the needle without ever knowing kindness.


Female cats will spray piss everywhere if not spayed. Every time they go into heat, their risk of cancer jumps.

Cats in general are waaaaaayyy less of a problem when spayed and neutered, and it absolutely makes them live longer.

/Don't declaw them. They will bite, and use your rear claws to maul you.
 
2013-10-15 02:20:17 PM  
My pup couldn't seem to hold off long enough to get the rubber on (no thumbs).

Now he just prefers a quick beej.
 
2013-10-15 02:21:11 PM  
Funnier than saying you run over cats.
 
2013-10-15 02:26:46 PM  
Just buy a few of these and be done with it:


1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-10-15 02:27:51 PM  
My stepmom refuses to neuter her chihuahua because she's inexplicably afraid he'll die under general anesthesia. Sometimes I think about just getting him neutered while she's on vacation and I'm petsitting, but that would probably end our relationship, so. :/
 
2013-10-15 02:28:15 PM  
Viral advertising people. It's popped up on Fark at least a couple times already.

http://www.cbc.ca/newsblogs/yourcommunity/2013/10/spcas-pet-condoms- ca mpaign-applauded-by-animal-owners.html
 
2013-10-15 02:28:20 PM  
make sure rover doesn't come all over!
 
2013-10-15 02:30:08 PM  
Sure.  Right after I finish brushing their teeth.
 
2013-10-15 02:30:42 PM  
First Fark tells me to put lipstick on my cat's ***hole, and now this!?!?
 
2013-10-15 02:41:59 PM  
I'm not into Masochism.

And besides, the design of a cat penis would shred most condoms anyway.
 
2013-10-15 02:47:38 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-15 02:50:06 PM  

fluffy2097: Don't declaw them. They will bite, and use your rear claws to maul you.


Maybe, but the clawing is worse with more claws.
 
2013-10-15 02:51:16 PM  

Chinchillazilla: inexplicably afraid he'll die under general anesthesia


My step-mom's cat did.  They brought it in to have some dental work done and -- under general anesthesia -- it aspirated some water and died.
 
2013-10-15 03:03:05 PM  

that1guy77: Just buy a few of these and be done with it:

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 407x700]


What are those things, RealDogs?
 
2013-10-15 03:27:58 PM  

jshine: fluffy2097: Don't declaw them. They will bite, and use your rear claws to maul you.

Maybe, but the clawing is worse with more claws.


Declawing a cat is like taking away the pepper spray, tazer, baton, and handcuffs away from a cop.

Naturally, they are just going shoot a lot more people. They don't really have an option significantly below "try and kill it"

A cat with it's claws can give you a warning swat. A declawed cat generally goes straight to biting and kicking violently. It can't give you a warning swat.

Also, declawing is pretty much like cutting off your fingertips. cats have veins and nerves in them.
 
2013-10-15 03:33:40 PM  
That dog would bite you!
 
2013-10-15 04:01:37 PM  
In further news.  Sudden increase in cats face-hugging their owners into a coma, and not being put down by animal control.

Fogerty Mcfeely had this to say.  "Why the hell would I do that?  Those idiots had it coming."

He was last seen lounging in a chair with 80 cats purring on him.

We still don't know who Fogerty is or what his connection is to this.
 
2013-10-15 04:48:20 PM  

cwolf20: In further news.  Sudden increase in cats face-hugging their owners into a coma, and not being put down by animal control.

Fogerty Mcfeely had this to say.  "Why the hell would I do that?  Those idiots had it coming."

He was last seen lounging in a chair with 80 cats purring on him.

We still don't know who Fogerty is or what his connection is to this.


www.gamesprays.com

Does he know Lamar?
 
2013-10-15 05:02:34 PM  
hotoffpress.files.wordpress.com

Parody, meet reality.
 
2013-10-15 05:13:30 PM  

fluffy2097: jshine: fluffy2097: Don't declaw them. They will bite, and use your rear claws to maul you.

Maybe, but the clawing is worse with more claws.

Declawing a cat is like taking away the pepper spray, tazer, baton, and handcuffs away from a cop.


Yes, it's exactly like that.  Cats and police are basically the same thing.


Also, declawing is pretty much like cutting off your fingertips. cats have veins and nerves in them.

I know how the process works.  If a cat is kept indoors, it doesn't need front claws for defense or any other purpose -- any more than it needs testes or ovaries.  Those organs have veins too, of course -- and as any man can attest, plenty of nerve endings.
 
2013-10-15 05:59:09 PM  

fluffy2097: jshine: fluffy2097: Don't declaw them. They will bite, and use your rear claws to maul you.

Maybe, but the clawing is worse with more claws.

Declawing a cat is like taking away the pepper spray, tazer, baton, and handcuffs away from a cop.

Naturally, they are just going shoot a lot more people. They don't really have an option significantly below "try and kill it"

A cat with it's claws can give you a warning swat. A declawed cat generally goes straight to biting and kicking violently. It can't give you a warning swat.

Also, declawing is pretty much like cutting off your fingertips. cats have veins and nerves in them.

when I moved into an apt. with 2 cats I went on amazon and bought an expensive scratching post, like 3 feet high with a large base. sisal rope I think it's covered in. the cats love it. they never scratch anything else, i'm on number two. the old post I put in the bedroom for the old cat.
/if you love your cat spay/neuter but never declaw, it would be if someone chopped all your fingers off. and how would you feel if your indoor cat got out. it would be defenseless. it couldn't hunt or even climb a tree.

 
2013-10-15 07:19:25 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: cwolf20: In further news.  Sudden increase in cats face-hugging their owners into a coma, and not being put down by animal control.

Fogerty Mcfeely had this to say.  "Why the hell would I do that?  Those idiots had it coming."

He was last seen lounging in a chair with 80 cats purring on him.

We still don't know who Fogerty is or what his connection is to this.

[www.gamesprays.com image 256x256]

Does he know Lamar?


The worst they'll do is try to couple with your head...uhmm, fruitlessly.
 
2013-10-16 02:36:50 AM  
tulane.edu
 
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