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(SeattlePI)   Former student claimed that attacking a teacher with a knife was all just a "prank" but the Stiffy Stifflersons on the jury called it "Felony attempted kidnapping and rape"   (seattlepi.com) divider line 98
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2013-10-15 02:45:34 PM  

Satan's Bunny Slippers: TFA says it happened in 2012, so being a 20 year old senior makes it ok?


I didn't know math was so hard. He could have been 19 when it happened. Is a 19 year old senior ok in your book?
 
2013-10-15 02:50:18 PM  
Funny, the CA teachers union said a teacher doing these to students is grounds for tenure.
 
2013-10-15 02:50:36 PM  
"A prank could be anything; funny, scary," said Velasquez

Don't forget, son, a shank could be anything too. That's funny, and scary right there.
 
2013-10-15 02:53:03 PM  
Slaves2Darkness
2013-10-15 02:18:16 PM


NightOwl2255: EvilEgg: 21 year old doing a senior prank? Ok he's probably just not very bright.

He's 21 now, not when the attack occurred. But, you're bright enough to know that, right?

Of course not, he is a Republican.

What a democrat and 20 year old Senior looks like
www.upl.co
 
2013-10-15 02:55:20 PM  

Satan's Bunny Slippers: NightOwl2255: EvilEgg: 21 year old doing a senior prank? Ok he's probably just not very bright.

He's 21 now, not when the attack occurred. But, you're bright enough to know that, right?

TFA says it happened in 2012, so being a 20 year old senior makes it ok?


Could have a birthday between today and Dec 31, making him 21 at the time. DNRTA
 
2013-10-15 02:57:13 PM  
You know who else liked rape?
 
2013-10-15 03:01:06 PM  
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Maybe she was a demon and he was trying to exercise her.
 
2013-10-15 03:04:24 PM  
Is that what the barber told you when he gave you that bieberdo? "It was just a prank"?
 
2013-10-15 03:05:04 PM  
He's a moron. Everyone knows  you yell "Surprise!" first.

/That way you can always claim it was a prank.
 
2013-10-15 03:10:50 PM  
Poor innocent child.

Just like that poor innocent child in the the thread the other day who dropped acid, took his clothes off, cut through the screen door and was found standing nude over a sleeping couple.

Kids will be kids.
 
2013-10-15 03:22:23 PM  
he's got that Bieber awesome hair style going, how could the teach resist?
 
2013-10-15 03:38:11 PM  
Lets get to the real issue here.  What does the teacher look like?  What was she wearing?
 
2013-10-15 03:38:56 PM  

God's Bathroom Floor: Maybe she was a demon and he was trying to exercise her.


Lol yeah all Asians look alike good one
 
2013-10-15 03:42:46 PM  

ransack.: God's Bathroom Floor: Maybe she was a demon and he was trying to exercise her.

Lol yeah all Asians look alike good one


Well, the two do have roughly the same length hair, and similarly shaped faces.

And yeah, good athletic sex can be good exorcise.
 
2013-10-15 03:45:04 PM  

StoPPeRmobile: Satan's Bunny Slippers: NightOwl2255: EvilEgg: 21 year old doing a senior prank? Ok he's probably just not very bright.

He's 21 now, not when the attack occurred. But, you're bright enough to know that, right?

TFA says it happened in 2012, so being a 20 year old senior makes it ok?

Could have a birthday between today and Dec 31, making him 21 at the time. DNRTA


19,20,21:  all too old to be a senior in high school.

18 and out for chrissakes, how stupid are people?
 
2013-10-15 03:46:12 PM  

NightOwl2255: Satan's Bunny Slippers: TFA says it happened in 2012, so being a 20 year old senior makes it ok?

I didn't know math was so hard. He could have been 19 when it happened. Is a 19 year old senior ok in your book?


yes.

18 is high school senior age.  18.

Math is not hard.  Your snark is rather hard to comprehend though.

Have a great day.  You seem to need it.
 
2013-10-15 03:47:44 PM  

Satan's Bunny Slippers: StoPPeRmobile: Satan's Bunny Slippers: NightOwl2255: EvilEgg: 21 year old doing a senior prank? Ok he's probably just not very bright.

He's 21 now, not when the attack occurred. But, you're bright enough to know that, right?

TFA says it happened in 2012, so being a 20 year old senior makes it ok?

Could have a birthday between today and Dec 31, making him 21 at the time. DNRTA

19,20,21:  all too old to be a senior in high school.

18 and out for chrissakes, how stupid are people?


I graduated on May 31 and turned 18 on June 6. Third youngest in my class! Youngest male!
 
2013-10-15 03:50:43 PM  

ransack.: Satan's Bunny Slippers: StoPPeRmobile: Satan's Bunny Slippers: NightOwl2255: EvilEgg: 21 year old doing a senior prank? Ok he's probably just not very bright.

He's 21 now, not when the attack occurred. But, you're bright enough to know that, right?

TFA says it happened in 2012, so being a 20 year old senior makes it ok?

Could have a birthday between today and Dec 31, making him 21 at the time. DNRTA

19,20,21:  all too old to be a senior in high school.

18 and out for chrissakes, how stupid are people?

I graduated on May 31 and turned 18 on June 6. Third youngest in my class! Youngest male!


I graduated in June and turned 18 in September, it sucked having to wait till Jr. year to get my drivers license.
 
2013-10-15 03:53:13 PM  
When I was a senior, we got a new vice principal, and this lady who was 29 came back as a sophomore, she had dropped out 13 years earlier because the VP did something to her and she vowed not to return until he was gone. She ate in the lunchroom and was treated just like any other student, and eventually graduated and got an actual diploma instead of a GED. I thought it was silly of her but now I think that was a pretty awesome thing for that lady to do. I don't know how common that is but it's the only time I've heard of someone doing that.
 
2013-10-15 03:56:25 PM  

jst3p: ransack.: Satan's Bunny Slippers: StoPPeRmobile: Satan's Bunny Slippers: NightOwl2255: EvilEgg: 21 year old doing a senior prank? Ok he's probably just not very bright.

He's 21 now, not when the attack occurred. But, you're bright enough to know that, right?

TFA says it happened in 2012, so being a 20 year old senior makes it ok?

Could have a birthday between today and Dec 31, making him 21 at the time. DNRTA

19,20,21:  all too old to be a senior in high school.

18 and out for chrissakes, how stupid are people?

I graduated on May 31 and turned 18 on June 6. Third youngest in my class! Youngest male!

I graduated in June and turned 18 in September, it sucked having to wait till Jr. year to get my drivers license.


I didn't get my license until four weeks before I turned 18 (3 weeks before graduation) because my parents made me pay for all of my insurance and buy my own car before they would begin to teach me to drive. Knowing how I was at 16 and 17 that might have saved my life, though.
 
2013-10-15 03:57:31 PM  

OnlyM3: Funny, the CA teachers union said a teacher doing these to students is grounds for tenure.


Damn you're farking dumb.
 
2013-10-15 03:58:12 PM  
ransack.:

I graduated on May 31 and turned 18 on June 6. Third youngest in my class! Youngest male!

jst3p:

I graduated in June and turned 18 in September, it sucked having to wait till Jr. year to get my drivers license.

I was 17 when I graduated.  December birthday.
 
2013-10-15 04:03:53 PM  

ransack.: Satan's Bunny Slippers: StoPPeRmobile: Satan's Bunny Slippers: NightOwl2255: EvilEgg: 21 year old doing a senior prank? Ok he's probably just not very bright.

He's 21 now, not when the attack occurred. But, you're bright enough to know that, right?

TFA says it happened in 2012, so being a 20 year old senior makes it ok?

Could have a birthday between today and Dec 31, making him 21 at the time. DNRTA

19,20,21:  all too old to be a senior in high school.

18 and out for chrissakes, how stupid are people?

I graduated on May 31 and turned 18 on June 6. Third youngest in my class! Youngest male!


I graduated high school in June, 1970, but I didn't turn 18 until September, 1970.
 
2013-10-15 04:13:52 PM  

Satan's Bunny Slippers: yes.

18 is high school senior age. 18.

Math is not hard. Your snark is rather hard to comprehend though.

Have a great day. You seem to need it.


A student who attacked and attempted to rape his special-education teacher in the parking lot of a Redwood City high school last year was found guilty on all charges Wednesday, prosecutors said.

So, we should throw special-ed kids out when they turn 19?
 
2013-10-15 04:17:12 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: EViLTeW: It's a good thing he's over 18 or the teacher would be the one going to jail.

Why? What crime did she commit?


Hello.  Minors aren't capable of consenting to sex so she must be the aggressor.

Satan's Bunny Slippers: StoPPeRmobile: Satan's Bunny Slippers: NightOwl2255: EvilEgg: 21 year old doing a senior prank? Ok he's probably just not very bright.

He's 21 now, not when the attack occurred. But, you're bright enough to know that, right?

TFA says it happened in 2012, so being a 20 year old senior makes it ok?

Could have a birthday between today and Dec 31, making him 21 at the time. DNRTA

19,20,21:  all too old to be a senior in high school.

18 and out for chrissakes, how stupid are people?


I turned 19 in April and graduated in June.  Yay being a stubborn 5 year old and having to go to young 5's instead of kindergarten first.
 
2013-10-15 04:19:05 PM  

EViLTeW: Bathia_Mapes: EViLTeW: It's a good thing he's over 18 or the teacher would be the one going to jail.

Why? What crime did she commit?

Hello.  Minors aren't capable of consenting to sex so she must be the aggressor.

Satan's Bunny Slippers: StoPPeRmobile: Satan's Bunny Slippers: NightOwl2255: EvilEgg: 21 year old doing a senior prank? Ok he's probably just not very bright.

He's 21 now, not when the attack occurred. But, you're bright enough to know that, right?

TFA says it happened in 2012, so being a 20 year old senior makes it ok?

Could have a birthday between today and Dec 31, making him 21 at the time. DNRTA

19,20,21:  all too old to be a senior in high school.

18 and out for chrissakes, how stupid are people?

I turned 19 in April and graduated in June.  Yay being a stubborn 5 year old and having to go to young 5's instead of kindergarten first.


I have a feeling that the school system I attended is a bit older.  There was no kindergarten or "young 5's".  Just first grade and up.
 
2013-10-15 04:21:38 PM  

NightOwl2255: Satan's Bunny Slippers: yes.

18 is high school senior age. 18.

Math is not hard. Your snark is rather hard to comprehend though.

Have a great day. You seem to need it.

A student who attacked and attempted to rape his special-education teacher in the parking lot of a Redwood City high school last year was found guilty on all charges Wednesday, prosecutors said.

So, we should throw special-ed kids out when they turn 19?


that was not your argument.


NightOwl2255: EvilEgg: 21 year old doing a senior prank? Ok he's probably just not very bright.

He's 21 now, not when the attack occurred. But, you're bright enough to know that, right?


Work time's up for today.  Have a nice night.
 
2013-10-15 04:47:12 PM  
Satan's Bunny Slippers:

I have a feeling that the school system I attended is a bit older.  There was no kindergarten or "young 5's".  Just first grade and up.

Young 5s is a Michigan thing (I think only MI).  It was meant to allow kids who turn 5 during the fall months to start school sooner.  However, it more often gets used as a way to give kids who are haven't reached certain developmental stages (including social interaction, in my case) an extra year of "not first grade".
 
2013-10-15 05:02:38 PM  

headstone: Agnes Gonxha's Confidant:  ...

Oh, and, nice move shiatting on the memorial / fundraising thread.

Out of respect for her, I didn't want to acknowledge your comment.

Even on Fark, there's a time and a place ...


Yeah. I wish I could delete it. That was unnecessary.
 
2013-10-15 05:14:08 PM  

SevenizGud: Either it was attempted rape, in which case he should serve life, or it was a prank, in which case he deserves life for aggravated stupidity (kind of like what Zimmerman should have been convicted of).

I like life because it is harder on the perp. But as was suggested upthread...organ donor...works for me too.


"The perp". Jesus farking christ.

A life sentence is harder on everyone. Not just the person subjected to the cruel (and all too usual) punishment of a life spent imprisoned. It is better to kill them. From an efficiency standpoint, keeping a man-sized pet is crazy expensive. From a justice standpoint, retribution (an integral, if largely unstated, part of all legal systems) is better served by allowing victims to see the immediate effects of punishment. From a moral standpoint, life in prison is just protracted torture, the morally superior position if someone has 0 or negative value to their society would be a quick and relatively painless death.

If you aren't sure someone deserves the death penalty, you shouldn't be sure they deserve the systematic, legalized torture of the U.S. prison system.

Just to tack on some of my personal crazy: If someone deserves the death penalty, it should be carried out by the victim or their representative (if they are unable to fire a gun/flip a switch themselves for whatever reason but still desire the punishment be carried out). If the victim isn't willing to do the deed then maybe the punishment is more severe than necessary.
 
2013-10-15 05:22:15 PM  

Agnes Gonxha's Confidant: This teacher better be hot like Jennifer Connelly in The Rocketeer or it was all for naught


It was all for naught anyway as he never got the chance to actually rape her.
 
2013-10-15 05:22:51 PM  

Agnes Gonxha's Confidant: abhorrent1: From a different article..


photographs of her saved on his computer in a file called "Young Hotties."
Velasquez admitted he had obtained a photograph of the teacher and her husband, removed the image of the husband, and inserted an image of a penis ejaculating on her face.


So what. It's harmless to all involved.  They should leave that out of the trial. Put him away for being a criminal (the knife and all)

But the fantasy jpegs are irrelevant.


It shows some intent.
 
2013-10-15 05:23:42 PM  

Agnes Gonxha's Confidant: headstone: Agnes Gonxha's Confidant:  ...

Oh, and, nice move shiatting on the memorial / fundraising thread.

Out of respect for her, I didn't want to acknowledge your comment.

Even on Fark, there's a time and a place ...

Yeah. I wish I could delete it. That was unnecessary.


Nobody's perfect.
Go wish her well.
 
2013-10-15 05:24:32 PM  

headstone: Agnes Gonxha's Confidant: abhorrent1: From a different article..


photographs of her saved on his computer in a file called "Young Hotties."
Velasquez admitted he had obtained a photograph of the teacher and her husband, removed the image of the husband, and inserted an image of a penis ejaculating on her face.


So what. It's harmless to all involved.  They should leave that out of the trial. Put him away for being a criminal (the knife and all)

But the fantasy jpegs are irrelevant.

Dude, that's just ... creepy.


Birds of a feather make excuses for each other.
 
2013-10-15 05:33:55 PM  

Satan's Bunny Slippers: EViLTeW: Bathia_Mapes: EViLTeW: It's a good thing he's over 18 or the teacher would be the one going to jail.

Why? What crime did she commit?

Hello.  Minors aren't capable of consenting to sex so she must be the aggressor.

Satan's Bunny Slippers: StoPPeRmobile: Satan's Bunny Slippers: NightOwl2255: EvilEgg: 21 year old doing a senior prank? Ok he's probably just not very bright.

He's 21 now, not when the attack occurred. But, you're bright enough to know that, right?

TFA says it happened in 2012, so being a 20 year old senior makes it ok?

Could have a birthday between today and Dec 31, making him 21 at the time. DNRTA

19,20,21:  all too old to be a senior in high school.

18 and out for chrissakes, how stupid are people?

I turned 19 in April and graduated in June.  Yay being a stubborn 5 year old and having to go to young 5's instead of kindergarten first.

I have a feeling that the school system I attended is a bit older.  There was no kindergarten or "young 5's".  Just first grade and up.


Kindergarten didn't exist at any of the Eugene/Springfield area public schools when I was growing up. Hell, Springfield's school district didn't even offer kindergarten classes until my son was in third grade and he was born in 1980.
 
2013-10-15 05:38:04 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: Kindergarten didn't exist at any of the Eugene/Springfield area public schools when I was growing up. Hell, Springfield's school district didn't even offer kindergarten classes until my son was in third grade and he was born in 1980.


Over in NY, I went to kindergarten in the early sixties. I guess it was more regional back then.
 
2013-10-15 05:57:33 PM  

jst3p: ransack.: Satan's Bunny Slippers: StoPPeRmobile: Satan's Bunny Slippers: NightOwl2255: EvilEgg: 21 year old doing a senior prank? Ok he's probably just not very bright.

He's 21 now, not when the attack occurred. But, you're bright enough to know that, right?

TFA says it happened in 2012, so being a 20 year old senior makes it ok?

Could have a birthday between today and Dec 31, making him 21 at the time. DNRTA

19,20,21:  all too old to be a senior in high school.

18 and out for chrissakes, how stupid are people?

I graduated on May 31 and turned 18 on June 6. Third youngest in my class! Youngest male!

I graduated in June and turned 18 in September, it sucked having to wait till Jr. year to get my drivers license.


I graduated in June and hit 18 in December.
 
2013-10-15 06:41:42 PM  

Bandito King: A life sentence is harder on everyone. Not just the person subjected to the cruel (and all too usual) punishment of a life spent imprisoned. It is better to kill them. From an efficiency standpoint, keeping a man-sized pet is crazy expensive. From a justice standpoint, retribution (an integral, if largely unstated, part of all legal systems) is better served by allowing victims to see the immediate effects of punishment. From a moral standpoint, life in prison is just protracted torture, the morally superior position if someone has 0 or negative value to their society would be a quick and relatively painless death.

If you aren't sure someone deserves the death penalty, you shouldn't be sure they deserve the systematic, legalized torture of the U.S. prison system.

Just to tack on some of my personal crazy: If someone deserves the death penalty, it should be carried out by the victim or their representative (if they are unable to fire a gun/flip a switch themselves for whatever reason but still desire the punishment be carried out). If the victim isn't willing to do the deed then maybe the punishment is more severe than necessary.



How is the weather over there...all the way back in 1845?
 
2013-10-15 06:43:08 PM  

headstone: Bathia_Mapes: Kindergarten didn't exist at any of the Eugene/Springfield area public schools when I was growing up. Hell, Springfield's school district didn't even offer kindergarten classes until my son was in third grade and he was born in 1980.

Over in NY, I went to kindergarten in the early sixties. I guess it was more regional back then.


Probably. Eugene's 4J school district offered kindergarten classes starting a few years before my son was born, but the smaller Eugene school district, Bethel, did not.
 
2013-10-15 06:47:48 PM  

Satan's Bunny Slippers: Well, he went down to dinner in his Sunday best
Excitable boy, they all said
And he rubbed the pot roast all over his chest
Excitable boy, they all saidHe took in the four a.m. show at the Clark
Excitable boy, they all said
And he bit the usherette's leg in the dark
Excitable boy, they all said
Well, he's just an excitable boyHe took little Suzie to the Junior Prom
Excitable boy, they all said
And he raped her and killed her, then he took her home
Excitable boy, they all said
Well, he's just an excitable boy
After ten long years they let him out of the home
Excitable boy, they all said
And he dug up her grave and built a cage with her bones
Excitable boy, they all said
Well, he's just an excitable boy


Great track, fsm bless you.
 
2013-10-15 08:13:17 PM  
Shouldn't that be Felony Attempted Rape and Kidnapping? It spells FARK that way.
 
2013-10-15 08:30:29 PM  
Gotta stab
gotta stab
gotta stab
I'm hot for teacher
 
2013-10-15 09:12:57 PM  
Common folk's..  It's not rape, it surprised strangers with benefits...
 
2013-10-15 10:11:43 PM  

Russ1642: I remember when I chained my high school social studies teacher up in my basement for three years. It was the year's best prank. Epic. It even got mentioned in the news!


Well? Don't leave us hanging, man; what were the best pranks of the other two years? I'm hoping at least one of them involves molasses, a GI Joe, and somebody's ass!
 
2013-10-16 07:27:41 AM  

Satan's Bunny Slippers: 19,20,21: all too old to be a senior in high school.

18 and out for chrissakes, how stupid are people?


20 and 21, definitely. 19, though? That one depends on where your birthday falls. It is quite possible to be 19 and a senior, having never been held back any years. It's not the typical case, but it's not outside the norm at all. Of course, there are also those who graduate at 19 because they got held back a year, but you can't tell one case from the other without knowing their birth date.
 
2013-10-16 11:12:06 AM  
HotWingConspiracy

OnlyM3: Funny, the CA teachers union said a teacher doing these to students is grounds for tenure.

Damn you're farking dumb.

Damn you're farking ignorant
 
2013-10-16 01:13:36 PM  

OnlyM3: HotWingConspiracy

OnlyM3: Funny, the CA teachers union said a teacher doing these to students is grounds for tenure.

Damn you're farking dumb.
Damn you're farking ignorant


And you don't know how to read. farking retard.
 
2013-10-16 11:22:27 PM  
The article failed to include important facts, like did the student play football.
 
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