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(SeattlePI)   Former student claimed that attacking a teacher with a knife was all just a "prank" but the Stiffy Stifflersons on the jury called it "Felony attempted kidnapping and rape"   (seattlepi.com) divider line 98
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2013-10-15 01:32:46 PM
I hate articles like this without pictures.

Here are his dead, unemotional eyes.
cdn-static.wildabouttrial.com
 
2013-10-15 01:38:08 PM
In fact, after finding a much better article on the subject:
http://www.sfexaminer.com/sanfrancisco/redwood-city-student-guilty-of - trying-to-rape-teacher-at-school/Content?oid=2596654">http://www.sfex aminer.com/sanfrancisco/redwood-city-student-guilty-of- trying-to-rape-teacher-at-school/Content?oid=2596654

You get little tidbits like:

Following the arrest, investigators reportedly found five images of the teacher on Velasquez's home computer that had been photoshopped to depict sex acts.

I'm sure he'll have fun in prison.
 
2013-10-15 01:40:33 PM
At least its better than his other story. This mofo claimed he was sexually abused by catholic priests so he shouldn't be charged. When he got caught because he has never been to a Catholic church, this guy changed it to the prank story.

/Sorry bad joke I know
 
2013-10-15 02:00:06 PM
What happened to just giving your teacher an apple?
 
2013-10-15 02:09:29 PM
ta.kewego.com

does not approve!
 
2013-10-15 02:10:01 PM
"A prank can be anything; funny, scary,"

It can be, sure, but you're going out of your way to prove that they're usually excuses for douchebags to douche.
 
2013-10-15 02:10:30 PM
One of the best SNL one-shots ever.
 
2013-10-15 02:10:56 PM
Six of one, half-dozen of the other.
 
2013-10-15 02:11:09 PM
Prank him with a tire iron
 
2013-10-15 02:12:31 PM
21 year old doing a senior prank? Ok he's probably just not very bright.
 
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2013-10-15 02:12:39 PM
"A prank could be anything; funny, scary," said Velasquez

I've heard that prison showers are great places for pranks.
 
2013-10-15 02:12:42 PM
Guy should have just found a hooker to roleplay with if he was that horny. Hopefully he is put away for a long time.
 
2013-10-15 02:13:09 PM
It's a good thing he's over 18 or the teacher would be the one going to jail.
 
2013-10-15 02:13:19 PM
I thought a "prank" was what the Japaneese pirates made you walk...
 
2013-10-15 02:13:35 PM
I remember when I chained my high school social studies teacher up in my basement for three years. It was the year's best prank. Epic. It even got mentioned in the news!
 
2013-10-15 02:14:17 PM
Well, hell, if he likes pranks, let's strap him to the chair. We won't flip the power on, we'll just pretend to...(ZZZZAAAAAPPP)...woops.

Good prank.
 
2013-10-15 02:14:51 PM
It is not rape if you yell "Surprise!".
 
2013-10-15 02:15:26 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: I
You get little tidbits like:

Following the arrest, investigators reportedly found five images of the teacher on Velasquez's home computer that had been photoshopped to depict sex acts.


 
2013-10-15 02:15:31 PM
From the other article: "A detective testified during a preliminary hearing that Velasquez had described himself as a "sick-minded person" and pervert who "likes lots of blood."

Prank?
 
2013-10-15 02:16:32 PM

EvilEgg: 21 year old doing a senior prank? Ok he's probably just not very bright.


He's 21 now, not when the attack occurred. But, you're bright enough to know that, right?
 
2013-10-15 02:17:39 PM

Russ1642: I remember when I chained my high school social studies teacher up in my basement for three years. It was the year's best prank. Epic. It even got mentioned in the news!


I remember the time I kept the head cheerleader in my basement for two years. Her and our kid are now the hide and seek champions of Madison county. I'm betting the police will never find those bodies.
 
2013-10-15 02:18:06 PM
This teacher better be hot like Jennifer Connelly in The Rocketeer or it was all for naught
 
2013-10-15 02:18:06 PM
another burden on the taxpayers. cut your losses, slice him open for donor organs and call it a day.
 
2013-10-15 02:18:16 PM

NightOwl2255: EvilEgg: 21 year old doing a senior prank? Ok he's probably just not very bright.

He's 21 now, not when the attack occurred. But, you're bright enough to know that, right?


Of course not, he is a Republican.
 
2013-10-15 02:21:08 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: I hate articles like this without pictures.

Here are his dead, unemotional eyes.
[cdn-static.wildabouttrial.com image 500x341]


I dunno, he looks like a prankster.
 
2013-10-15 02:22:35 PM

Slaves2Darkness: NightOwl2255: EvilEgg: 21 year old doing a senior prank? Ok he's probably just not very bright.

He's 21 now, not when the attack occurred. But, you're bright enough to know that, right?

Of course not, he is a Republican.


So you obviously haven't look at his profile.
 
2013-10-15 02:22:57 PM
From a different article..


photographs of her saved on his computer in a file called "Young Hotties."
Velasquez admitted he had obtained a photograph of the teacher and her husband, removed the image of the husband, and inserted an image of a penis ejaculating on her face.
 
2013-10-15 02:23:20 PM
If she would have just had sex with him then he wouldn't have had to try and rape her.
 
2013-10-15 02:23:28 PM

HotWingConspiracy: Because People in power are Stupid: I hate articles like this without pictures.

Here are his dead, unemotional eyes.
[cdn-static.wildabouttrial.com image 500x341]

I dunno, he looks like a prankster.


What's his Fark handle?
 
2013-10-15 02:23:57 PM
Either it was attempted rape, in which case he should serve life, or it was a prank, in which case he deserves life for aggravated stupidity (kind of like what Zimmerman should have been convicted of).

I like life because it is harder on the perp. But as was suggested upthread...organ donor...works for me too.
 
2013-10-15 02:25:04 PM

abhorrent1: From a different article..


photographs of her saved on his computer in a file called "Young Hotties."
Velasquez admitted he had obtained a photograph of the teacher and her husband, removed the image of the husband, and inserted an image of a penis ejaculating on her face.



So what. It's harmless to all involved.  They should leave that out of the trial. Put him away for being a criminal (the knife and all)

But the fantasy jpegs are irrelevant.
 
2013-10-15 02:27:00 PM

NightOwl2255: EvilEgg: 21 year old doing a senior prank? Ok he's probably just not very bright.

He's 21 now, not when the attack occurred. But, you're bright enough to know that, right?


TFA says it happened in 2012, so being a 20 year old senior makes it ok?
 
2013-10-15 02:27:14 PM

Agnes Gonxha's Confidant: abhorrent1: From a different article..


photographs of her saved on his computer in a file called "Young Hotties."
Velasquez admitted he had obtained a photograph of the teacher and her husband, removed the image of the husband, and inserted an image of a penis ejaculating on her face.


So what. It's harmless to all involved.  They should leave that out of the trial. Put him away for being a criminal (the knife and all)

But the fantasy jpegs are irrelevant.


Dude, that's just ... creepy.
 
2013-10-15 02:27:25 PM

Agnes Gonxha's Confidant: abhorrent1: From a different article..


photographs of her saved on his computer in a file called "Young Hotties."
Velasquez admitted he had obtained a photograph of the teacher and her husband, removed the image of the husband, and inserted an image of a penis ejaculating on her face.


So what. It's harmless to all involved.  They should leave that out of the trial. Put him away for being a criminal (the knife and all)

But the fantasy jpegs are irrelevant.


I hope for your sake that you know how to use TrueCrypt.
 
2013-10-15 02:28:49 PM
headstone
From the other article: "A detective testified during a preliminary hearing that Velasquez had described himself as a "sick-minded person" and pervert who "likes lots of blood."

Prank?
 
2013-10-15 02:30:18 PM

Agnes Gonxha's Confidant: But the fantasy jpegs are irrelevant.


Not irrelevant. The used them to prove that he was obsessed with her.
 
2013-10-15 02:31:14 PM

headstone: Agnes Gonxha's Confidant: abhorrent1: From a different article..


photographs of her saved on his computer in a file called "Young Hotties."
Velasquez admitted he had obtained a photograph of the teacher and her husband, removed the image of the husband, and inserted an image of a penis ejaculating on her face.


So what. It's harmless to all involved.  They should leave that out of the trial. Put him away for being a criminal (the knife and all)

But the fantasy jpegs are irrelevant.

Dude, that's just ... creepy.


No, he's right. We should totes leave motive completely out of this trial.
 
2013-10-15 02:32:16 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: "A prank can be anything; funny, scary,"

It can be, sure, but you're going out of your way to prove that they're usually excuses for douchebags to douche.


Well, well, if you aren't all high and mighty.  Tell me you didn't do the whole attempted-kidnapping-and-rape-of-a-teacher prank as a kid, and I'll call you a liar.  It's like the flaming-bag-of-dog-poop-on-a-teachers'-porch gag but more played out.
 
2013-10-15 02:32:53 PM
Knife and a rape?

Maybe it would've gone over better with toilet paper and forced hand job.
 
2013-10-15 02:33:04 PM

NightOwl2255: But, you're bright enough to know that, right?


You must be new here...
 
2013-10-15 02:33:56 PM
Don't judge. When he was finished, he was going to call out "Bazinga!"
 
2013-10-15 02:35:30 PM

SevenizGud: Either it was attempted rape, in which case he should serve life, or it was a prank, in which case he deserves life for aggravated stupidity (kind of like what Zimmerman should have been convicted of).

I like life because it is harder on the perp. But as was suggested upthread...organ donor...works for me too.


The kid should get jail time.  Life?  I dunno, that seems a little harsh for being stupid...........
 
2013-10-15 02:35:37 PM
It was such a successful, funny prank he'll have a lifetime behind bars to giggle about it.
 
2013-10-15 02:36:06 PM

StopDaddy: Don't judge. When he was finished, he was going to call out "Bazinga!"


I read that as "Bengazi!"  I need to get out more...
 
2013-10-15 02:37:19 PM

Beeblebrox: StopDaddy: Don't judge. When he was finished, he was going to call out "Bazinga!"

I read that as "Bengazi!"  I need to get out more...


Don't feel bad. I read that as "Banzai!"
 
2013-10-15 02:38:10 PM

Beeblebrox: StopDaddy: Don't judge. When he was finished, he was going to call out "Bazinga!"

I read that as "Bengazi!"  I need to get out more...


I did too.  I need to get away from the politics tab more...
 
2013-10-15 02:39:49 PM
Do you remember sweet Michelle?
She was my High School romance!
She was fun to talk to and nice to smell,
so I took her to the home coming dance.
Then I tied her to a chair
and I shaved off all her hair
and I left her in the desert all alone.
Sometimes in my dreams
I can still hear her scream.
Oh, I wonder if she ever made it home.

I tell, ya! Those were the good old days.
 
2013-10-15 02:40:30 PM

EViLTeW: It's a good thing he's over 18 or the teacher would be the one going to jail.


Why? What crime did she commit?
 
2013-10-15 02:40:48 PM
Agnes Gonxha's Confidant:  ...

Oh, and, nice move shiatting on the memorial / fundraising thread.

Out of respect for her, I didn't want to acknowledge your comment.

Even on Fark, there's a time and a place ...
 
2013-10-15 02:42:04 PM

Well, he went down to dinner in his Sunday best
Excitable boy, they all said
And he rubbed the pot roast all over his chest
Excitable boy, they all said

He took in the four a.m. show at the Clark
Excitable boy, they all said
And he bit the usherette's leg in the dark
Excitable boy, they all said
Well, he's just an excitable boy

He took little Suzie to the Junior Prom
Excitable boy, they all said
And he raped her and killed her, then he took her home
Excitable boy, they all said
Well, he's just an excitable boy
After ten long years they let him out of the home
Excitable boy, they all said
And he dug up her grave and built a cage with her bones
Excitable boy, they all said
Well, he's just an excitable boy

 
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