If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Daily Mail)   Former Playboy model turned high school teacher has been fired. Male students still upset, asking for a box of tissues and some time alone   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 150
    More: Followup, Playboy, Dallas Observer, teacher education, Cristy Deweese, Playboy models, Dallas Independent School District, teachers  
•       •       •

16151 clicks; posted to Main » on 15 Oct 2013 at 12:48 PM (48 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



150 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

First | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | » | Last | Show all
 
2013-10-15 01:05:06 PM

CJHardin: [static-mb.minutebuzz.com image 545x346]
[img2.demotywatoryfb.pl image 600x968]
/no clue what it says and no care either


I think all of us would like to have this teacher.

A dream of highschool students come true.  Three years ago Cristy was a playmate in Playboy, now she is their Spanish teacher.

/Google translate FTW
 
2013-10-15 01:05:42 PM
If I had a bit more money (and I'm not talking huge amounts here) I'd start a school that hires only teachers that "have a past" like this one.  We've seen 3 or 4 every year get "outed", so there's a nice population base out there.

I would so enjoy telling every helicopter parent who complains to "fark off, no refund".  And if they sue?  Even better.  Now I have an excuse to embarrass the prudish, sexually disfunctional little whiners in public.  The reporters would find that my lawyers don't utter the words "No comment".

And the annual "Teachers of" calender would be so hot...  Only $15.99, pays for the whole thing.
 
2013-10-15 01:06:35 PM

MadHatter500: If I had a bit more money (and I'm not talking huge amounts here) I'd start a school that hires only teachers that "have a past" like this one.  We've seen 3 or 4 every year get "outed", so there's a nice population base out there.

I would so enjoy telling every helicopter parent who complains to "fark off, no refund".  And if they sue?  Even better.  Now I have an excuse to embarrass the prudish, sexually disfunctional little whiners in public.  The reporters would find that my lawyers don't utter the words "No comment".

And the annual "Teachers of" calender would be so hot...  Only $15.99, pays for the whole thing.


I think I need to go back to school.
 
2013-10-15 01:07:14 PM
I would look at naked pictures of her on the Internet
 
2013-10-15 01:07:45 PM
 
2013-10-15 01:09:46 PM
Because beautiful people who are paid for pictures of themselves with no clothes on is a risk to students how?  Hell, at least in my case it would have increased attendance.  Honestly though, from the pictures in the article she doesn't even look that incredible, she's just young and thin and willing to show some skin.
 
2013-10-15 01:11:55 PM
But in the town it was well known
When they got home at night, their fat and
Psychopathic wives would thrash them
Within inches of their lives
 
2013-10-15 01:14:55 PM

Caelistis: Banned on the Run: Spanish teacher?

Lo golpearía (No es seguro para el trabajo)

/NSFW

Titless and with ugly beef curtains.

Jesus, poor girl. Maybe she can go teach English in Spain.


Her knees are too sharp. 2/10. Would not bang.
 
2013-10-15 01:15:02 PM

Cymbal: Not much rack, but not bad overall.

NSFW



According to that, she's a 32A.

Why the hell was she even in Playboy?
 
2013-10-15 01:16:43 PM
El gat... gato con so- som- sombrer...

Fark this, I'll be a stripper.
 
2013-10-15 01:17:40 PM

FarkingReading: Cymbal: Not much rack, but not bad overall.

NSFW


According to that, she's a 32A.

Why the hell was she even in Playboy?


She was 18 at  the time, it was an appeal to the borderline Pedo-Bear club
 
2013-10-15 01:17:55 PM

FarkingReading: Cymbal: Not much rack, but not bad overall.

NSFW


According to that, she's a 32A.

Why the hell was she even in Playboy?


Because she posed nude.
 
2013-10-15 01:19:55 PM
When I saw her name we "De Weesee" I feared the worse...

linapps.s3.amazonaws.com
 
2013-10-15 01:20:06 PM

FarkingReading: Cymbal: Not much rack, but not bad overall.

NSFW


According to that, she's a 32A.

Why the hell was she even in Playboy?


Because some men prefer women who are built for speed.

/right?
 
2013-10-15 01:20:31 PM

monoski: FarkingReading: Cymbal: Not much rack, but not bad overall.

NSFW


According to that, she's a 32A.

Why the hell was she even in Playboy?

She was 18 at  the time, it was an appeal to the borderline Pedo-Bear club


You think 18 yet olds look like children?

Wow, you're old.
 
2013-10-15 01:21:29 PM
Not to be the wet blanket guys but how come none of these teachers read thier contracts? I don't know about Texas but in Missouri they have mortality clauses. Also her chest reminds me of two fried eggs.
 
2013-10-15 01:24:01 PM

Mid_mo_mad_man: Not to be the wet blanket guys but how come none of these teachers read thier contracts? I don't know about Texas but in Missouri they have mortality clauses. Also her chest reminds me of two fried eggs.


That's really about the only basis I can see for firing her.  If she lied about this during the interview process, or was required to disclose it and didn't, the school may be within its rights to fire her.  Otherwise, it's pretty crappy.
 
2013-10-15 01:24:48 PM

Banned on the Run: czei: What is the deal with hot spanish teachers?  My HS spanish teacher was also young and hot...

[i169.photobucket.com image 513x640]

Note:  Not my actual spanish teacher, but how I remember she looked.

Well, she's young and has a tit on the table.
Hot, notsomuch


Tit on the table, skin in the game.
 
2013-10-15 01:24:58 PM

Mid_mo_mad_man: Not to be the wet blanket guys but how come none of these teachers read thier contracts? I don't know about Texas but in Missouri they have mortality clauses. Also her chest reminds me of two fried eggs.



Yikes! And why?
 
2013-10-15 01:26:34 PM

FarkingReading: According to that, she's a 32A.

Why the hell was she even in Playboy?


WTF is wrong with a natural A rack?   For that matter, B or C or D...so long as they're natural.  She's a pretty young woman irrespective of her breast size.
 
2013-10-15 01:27:34 PM

Mid_mo_mad_man: Not to be the wet blanket guys but how come none of these teachers read thier contracts? I don't know about Texas but in Missouri they have mortality clauses. Also her chest reminds me of two fried eggs.


1) I assume you couldn't work if you were dead in any state and

2) Well that's just, like, your opinion, man.  Don't be upset because your girl eats you out of house and home and you have to grease the doorway and tempt her with a twinkie just to get her to go outside.
 
2013-10-15 01:27:39 PM

Apos: Mid_mo_mad_man: Not to be the wet blanket guys but how come none of these teachers read thier contracts? I don't know about Texas but in Missouri they have mortality clauses. Also her chest reminds me of two fried eggs.


Yikes! And why?


Stupid unions always trying to protect their own by propping dead bodies against the chalkboard and expecting a paycheck.
 
2013-10-15 01:28:56 PM

Apos: Mid_mo_mad_man: Not to be the wet blanket guys but how come none of these teachers read thier contracts? I don't know about Texas but in Missouri they have mortality clauses. Also her chest reminds me of two fried eggs.


Yikes! And why?




Auto correct problem. A moral clause is what I meant to say. Unless your asking about the fried egg joke. That one you just have to thank about
 
2013-10-15 01:29:03 PM
Do kids even know what Playboy or a magazine is anymore?
 
2013-10-15 01:30:23 PM

slayer199: FarkingReading: According to that, she's a 32A.

Why the hell was she even in Playboy?

WTF is wrong with a natural A rack?   For that matter, B or C or D...so long as they're natural.  She's a pretty young woman irrespective of her breast size.


Yeah, yeah. I hear you. I just prefer at least a C.

Then again, my ex-wife is an A.

Then again again, she is my ex.
 
2013-10-15 01:32:34 PM

Mid_mo_mad_man: Apos: Mid_mo_mad_man: Not to be the wet blanket guys but how come none of these teachers read thier contracts? I don't know about Texas but in Missouri they have mortality clauses. Also her chest reminds me of two fried eggs.


Yikes! And why?

Auto correct problem. A moral clause is what I meant to say. Unless your asking about the fried egg joke. That one you just have to think about





Dang auto correct strikes again.
 
2013-10-15 01:33:01 PM
There was a local school teacher that was fired for posting a picture of herself drinking on Facebook. She was fired because "think of the children." Maybe it's just me, but the line between work and personal life seems to be getting thinner.

On one hand, I think emplyers should have the right to fire/not hire people for their activities outside of work if they're extreme. On the other hand, employees need some protection so you're not fired because you don't like chocolate milk and your boss does. Although, I can't say where exactly the line should be drawn.
 
2013-10-15 01:33:41 PM
Remember the lesson, here:

lh5.ggpht.com = Can be a U.S. Senator

i.dailymail.co.uk = Not good enough to be a teacher
 
2013-10-15 01:34:14 PM

DoomPaul: There was a local school teacher that was fired for posting a picture of herself drinking on Facebook. She was fired because "think of the children." Maybe it's just me, but the line between work and personal life seems to be getting thinner.

On one hand, I think emplyers should have the right to fire/not hire people for their activities outside of work if they're extreme. On the other hand, employees need some protection so you're not fired because you don't like chocolate milk and your boss does. Although, I can't say where exactly the line should be drawn.


It should be drawn after chocolate milk but before Yahoo and strawberry milk.
 
2013-10-15 01:36:35 PM

FarkingReading: Cymbal: Not much rack, but not bad overall.

NSFW


According to that, she's a 32A.

Why the hell was she even in Playboy?


Says the guy who goes home to Rightie every night.  Rightie a cheap date, she just needs a little lotion and she's ready to go.
 
2013-10-15 01:37:31 PM

sendtodave: monoski: FarkingReading: Cymbal: Not much rack, but not bad overall.

NSFW


According to that, she's a 32A.

Why the hell was she even in Playboy?

She was 18 at  the time, it was an appeal to the borderline Pedo-Bear club

You think 18 yet olds look like children?

Wow, you're old.


Once you hit thirty, 18 year olds do start looking as much like kids as they do adults.

They're kind of that in between stage.

I'm mid thirties and 18 year olds have looked kiddish to me for a while.

There again... when I was 18 I always picked up 30 y/o. I've always been attracted to older girls.
 
2013-10-15 01:38:26 PM
 
2013-10-15 01:38:58 PM

FarkingReading: Cymbal: Not much rack, but not bad overall.

NSFW


According to that, she's a 32A.

Why the hell was she even in Playboy?


Because women with small boobies are attractive, too

31.media.tumblr.com

NSFW

NSFW

NSFW
 
2013-10-15 01:39:07 PM

zimbomba63: FarkingReading: Cymbal: Not much rack, but not bad overall.

NSFW


According to that, she's a 32A.

Why the hell was she even in Playboy?

Says the guy who goes home to Rightie every night.  Rightie a cheap date, she just needs a little lotion and she's ready to go.


At least I'm not the guy who apparently watches me and my lotion through a window.
 
2013-10-15 01:39:10 PM

DoomPaul: How long does someone have to be punished for their past?


Better question.  Why does someone have to be punished for their past when they didn't do anything illegal or wrong to begin with?  So she made a few bucks showing off her boobs trying to get her modeling career kick started.  BFD.  A bunch of fat ugly soccer moms worried little Johnny might beat off while counting to 10 in Spanish.  I can understand parents getting butt-hurt if an active teacher does something sexually provocative, but getting someone fired for doing nothing illegal when she was 18 trying to launch a career?  I'd never get a job if I was held accountable for all the crap I did when I was 18 (I'm talking to you Lisa and Mary!).
 
2013-10-15 01:40:02 PM

Banned on the Run: FarkingReading: Cymbal: Not much rack, but not bad overall.

NSFW


According to that, she's a 32A.

Why the hell was she even in Playboy?

Because women with small boobies are attractive, too

[31.media.tumblr.com image 463x700]

NSFW

NSFW

NSFW


You're right. That chick is definitely attractive. The former Spanish teacher, no me gusta.
 
2013-10-15 01:41:20 PM

walkerhound: Mid_mo_mad_man: Not to be the wet blanket guys but how come none of these teachers read thier contracts? I don't know about Texas but in Missouri they have mortality clauses. Also her chest reminds me of two fried eggs.

1) I assume you couldn't work if you were dead in any state and

2) Well that's just, like, your opinion, man.  Don't be upset because your girl eats you out of house and home and you have to grease the doorway and tempt her with a twinkie just to get her to go outside.




I don't have to grease my wife. She's half Mexican. They are naturally greasy. I still perfer my bbw wife with her natural dd's and broad butt over this gal. She's built like a road in Kansas. Straight up and down with no curves in sight.

/ If your reading this babe the greasy comment was a joke
 
2013-10-15 01:44:51 PM

FarkingReading: zimbomba63: FarkingReading: Cymbal: Not much rack, but not bad overall.

NSFW


According to that, she's a 32A.

Why the hell was she even in Playboy?

Says the guy who goes home to Rightie every night.  Rightie a cheap date, she just needs a little lotion and she's ready to go.

At least I'm not the guy who apparently watches me and my lotion through a window.




He's not the only one watching.
 
2013-10-15 01:46:02 PM
Small boobies have their advantages.

If you're built like this (NSFW), you don't have to make accomodations for them (NSFW)
 
2013-10-15 01:47:06 PM

CleanAndPure: sendtodave: monoski: FarkingReading: Cymbal: Not much rack, but not bad overall.

NSFW


According to that, she's a 32A.

Why the hell was she even in Playboy?

She was 18 at  the time, it was an appeal to the borderline Pedo-Bear club

You think 18 yet olds look like children?

Wow, you're old.

Once you hit thirty, 18 year olds do start looking as much like kids as they do adults.

They're kind of that in between stage.

I'm mid thirties and 18 year olds have looked kiddish to me for a while.

There again... when I was 18 I always picked up 30 y/o. I've always been attracted to older girls.


Yeah, I know...

Thatsthejoke.jpg
 
2013-10-15 01:48:31 PM

ole prophet: FTA:
'Are her male 16- and 17-year-old students looking at her without picturing her nude?'

No. They would have thought about her nude regardless if the pictures existed or not.


Which is more important to these people, that their sons aren't picturing their hot female teacher nude, or that their sons aren't gay?

Hmmm, that could be a great tactic for students who want to prevent a hot female teacher from being fired:  "I sort of thought I was gay, but then I was assigned to Ms. Hayek's class, and now I know I'm not!"
 
2013-10-15 02:01:11 PM

Banned on the Run: Small boobies have their advantages.

If you're built like this (NSFW), you don't have to make accomodations for them (NSFW)


That. Is. Awesome.
 
2013-10-15 02:03:09 PM

flondrix: ole prophet: FTA:
'Are her male 16- and 17-year-old students looking at her without picturing her nude?'

No. They would have thought about her nude regardless if the pictures existed or not.

Which is more important to these people, that their sons aren't picturing their hot female teacher nude, or that their sons aren't gay?

Hmmm, that could be a great tactic for students who want to prevent a hot female teacher from being fired:  "I sort of thought I was gay, but then I was assigned to Ms. Hayek's class, and now I know I'm not!"


You might be on to something here. At least in certain areas in the country.
 
2013-10-15 02:04:48 PM

The Muthaship: Mid_mo_mad_man: Not to be the wet blanket guys but how come none of these teachers read thier contracts? I don't know about Texas but in Missouri they have mortality clauses. Also her chest reminds me of two fried eggs.

That's really about the only basis I can see for firing her.  If she lied about this during the interview process, or was required to disclose it and didn't, the school may be within its rights to fire her.  Otherwise, it's pretty crappy.


It is Texas. I am going to assume the only basis they need to fire here is "because we want to".

Even a morality clause should not cover this. She was not affiliated with the school at the time. If she did it after being hired, sure then I would have no qualms over her being fired, espexially if she associated herself with the school.
Unless they asked during her interview "did you ever have nude photographs published" and I seriously doubt they would ask that.

For actions before employment, the only thing that should matter are issues directly relevant to the safety of her students (such as child abuse) or her compentence (is she lied about her degree). Neither of which are the case here.
 
2013-10-15 02:09:47 PM
Sex industry workers and underage kids do not mix.

More news at 10.
 
2013-10-15 02:15:11 PM
Playboy does open doors for young women, apparently exit doors also.
 
2013-10-15 02:15:29 PM
Annoying moralistic nitwits with nothing better to do.

Bah.
 
2013-10-15 02:15:46 PM
Bookmarked thread for later. but legally speaking She wasnt on the job so how can they legally fire her?
 
2013-10-15 02:17:09 PM

super_grass: Sex industry workers and underage kids do not mix.

More news at 10.


Why?
 
2013-10-15 02:18:43 PM

super_grass: Sex industry workers and underage kids do not mix.

More news at 10.


Well, that just can't be true, because some sex industry workers ARE underage kids.
 
Displayed 50 of 150 comments

First | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | » | Last | Show all

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »






Report