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2013-10-15 12:53:14 PM
Psst, hey buddy. It's called divorce.
 
2013-10-15 12:59:23 PM

miss diminutive: Psst, hey buddy. It's called divorce.


Yeah, but he wanted adventure, see? Nothing screams 'adventure' like a dark past origin story.

/or something
 
2013-10-15 01:00:54 PM
Saw this on the news this morning.  Boy is that family going to feel dumb when in 10 years he's exonerated.

/and poor
 
2013-10-15 01:01:23 PM

miss diminutive: Psst, hey buddy. It's called divorce.


Yes... but that's immoral.
 
2013-10-15 01:10:27 PM
See what happens when you wait until after marriage to have sex? You find out she's a prude who needs constant artificial lubrication or that he's a super-freak who needs you to beat him off every night with an oven mitt and a cheese grater.

/Sexual compatability is important
 
2013-10-15 01:12:36 PM

miss diminutive: Psst, hey buddy. It's called divorce.


Divorce is a pain in the ass too.
 
2013-10-15 01:14:25 PM

miss diminutive: Psst, hey buddy. It's called divorce.


Pssst, hey buddy, he was convicted on "circumstantial evidence", meaning while he was found guilty, it doesn't mean he actually did it.
 
2013-10-15 01:18:04 PM

Russ1642: miss diminutive: Psst, hey buddy. It's called divorce.

Divorce is a pain in the ass too.


I gigglesnorted. But it makes me wonder since this joke is basically the backbone of every thread where someone goes to prison and I'm wondering how accurate it is.

But honestly, maybe I don't know much about prison...but how do they go around raping each other all the time? Aren't they locked up for most of the day and then out in the open and supervised when they aren't? Is there a specific sodomy hour that grants inmates the opportunity to go and make their rounds?
 
2013-10-15 01:23:47 PM

Masta Kronix: miss diminutive: Psst, hey buddy. It's called divorce.

Pssst, hey buddy, he was convicted on "circumstantial evidence", meaning while he was found guilty, it doesn't mean he actually did it.


I agree the case against him was pretty weak, but that doesn't mean that he didn't do it either.
 
2013-10-15 01:24:00 PM

miss diminutive: Russ1642: miss diminutive: Psst, hey buddy. It's called divorce.

Divorce is a pain in the ass too.

I gigglesnorted. But it makes me wonder since this joke is basically the backbone of every thread where someone goes to prison and I'm wondering how accurate it is.

But honestly, maybe I don't know much about prison...but how do they go around raping each other all the time? Aren't they locked up for most of the day and then out in the open and supervised when they aren't? Is there a specific sodomy hour that grants inmates the opportunity to go and make their rounds?


I think it is the influence of two things: "The Shawshank Redemption" and "Oz".
 
2013-10-15 01:34:39 PM
Here we go again. The story unfolds as follows:

Man meets woman who, even judging by superficial attributes alone, is obviously way out of his league. Man discovers woman is sexually incompatible with him. Man puts on an act to get her to marry him anyway, then tries underhanded methods to force her to change because He Wants To Control Her. Woman does not change, because she's, I don't know, a human being and not some programmable robot. Man, realizing he isn't God, after all, decides to kill woman.

People should have to be psychologically evaluated before they can get married. This is becoming more and more common.
 
2013-10-15 01:37:17 PM

miss diminutive: Psst, hey buddy. It's called divorce.


Presumably he was worried about having to pay out alimony or child support? No kids were mentioned though.

Masta Kronix: Pssst, hey buddy, he was convicted on "circumstantial evidence", meaning while he was found guilty, it doesn't mean he actually did it.


I trust DNA evidence and GPS records *more* than eyewitnesses.
 
2013-10-15 01:38:21 PM
I know that circumstantial evidence is as good as direct evidence, but from what was given in the article I don't see how it was enough to convict him.  He was the last person to drive her car?  You can really prove that these days?  That seems sketchy to me at best.
 
2013-10-15 01:43:09 PM

emeraldine: Here we go again. The story unfolds as follows:

Man meets woman who, even judging by superficial attributes alone, is obviously way out of his league. Man discovers woman is sexually incompatible with him. Man puts on an act to get her to marry him anyway, then tries underhanded methods to force her to change because He Wants To Control Her. Woman does not change, because she's, I don't know, a human being and not some programmable robot. Man, realizing he isn't God, after all, decides to kill woman.

People should have to be psychologically evaluated before they can get married. This is becoming more and more common.


You made up quite a thing there!  Well done!
 
2013-10-15 01:47:09 PM

DROxINxTHExWIND: See what happens when you wait until after marriage to have sex? You find out she's a prude who needs constant artificial lubrication or that he's a super-freak who needs you to beat him off every night with an oven mitt and a cheese grater.

/Sexual compatability is important


Yeah... from first date to marriage for me was 11months.

First 6 months was sexually very very nice.

Then she had a cervix reading come back suspicious for hpv...

...turns out a false positive... just a bad reading... but that killed her desire for sex and she's never recovered.

I thought it was just a phase... because of the copious bonking early on.


Otherwise a great marriage... but boy... even 13 years later I still miss those first 6 months together before she got scared into being a prude and began thinking of sex as something dirty.

The lack of sex us a huge strain on a marriage ... and can only be overcome if everything else is perfect.
 
2013-10-15 01:51:39 PM

miss diminutive: Russ1642: miss diminutive: Psst, hey buddy. It's called divorce.

Divorce is a pain in the ass too.

I gigglesnorted. But it makes me wonder since this joke is basically the backbone of every thread where someone goes to prison and I'm wondering how accurate it is.

But honestly, maybe I don't know much about prison...but how do they go around raping each other all the time? Aren't they locked up for most of the day and then out in the open and supervised when they aren't? Is there a specific sodomy hour that grants inmates the opportunity to go and make their rounds?


I don't get that either.  What is it about being in jail that suddenly makes normal straight men all butt-rapey?
 
2013-10-15 01:57:00 PM
"Investigators claimed there were contradictions in his statements and he failed a lie detector test before refusing to undergo a second."

Never, for any reason what-so-ever, take a damn lie detector test! EVER!!

It does you no good, even if you're innocent. If you fail, the cops have you, however if you pass, they simply look harder for more evidence against you. Never in the history of law enforcement has a suspect passed a lie detector test and the cops went 'Oh well, I guess he didn't do it, lets start looking for another suspect."

Innocent or guilty, pass or fail, a lie detector can only hurt you.
 
2013-10-15 01:57:26 PM

CleanAndPure: DROxINxTHExWIND: See what happens when you wait until after marriage to have sex? You find out she's a prude who needs constant artificial lubrication or that he's a super-freak who needs you to beat him off every night with an oven mitt and a cheese grater.

/Sexual compatability is important

Yeah... from first date to marriage for me was 11months.

First 6 months was sexually very very nice.

Then she had a cervix reading come back suspicious for hpv...

...turns out a false positive... just a bad reading... but that killed her desire for sex and she's never recovered.

I thought it was just a phase... because of the copious bonking early on.


Otherwise a great marriage... but boy... even 13 years later I still miss those first 6 months together before she got scared into being a prude and began thinking of sex as something dirty.

The lack of sex us a huge strain on a marriage ... and can only be overcome if everything else is perfect.



JESUS. 12 years and 6 months of longing for the woman who is sleeping next to you to be the woman she was when you first met. That's tough, brother. I can only imagine the amount of time, energy, and money you've spent trying to rekindle the spark. Nothing like laying in an expensive suite with blue balls next to a woman who has an attitude. Smh.
 
2013-10-15 01:59:28 PM

CleanAndPure: DROxINxTHExWIND: See what happens when you wait until after marriage to have sex? You find out she's a prude who needs constant artificial lubrication or that he's a super-freak who needs you to beat him off every night with an oven mitt and a cheese grater.

/Sexual compatability is important

Yeah... from first date to marriage for me was 11months.

First 6 months was sexually very very nice.

Then she had a cervix reading come back suspicious for hpv...

...turns out a false positive... just a bad reading... but that killed her desire for sex and she's never recovered.

I thought it was just a phase... because of the copious bonking early on.


Otherwise a great marriage... but boy... even 13 years later I still miss those first 6 months together before she got scared into being a prude and began thinking of sex as something dirty.

The lack of sex us a huge strain on a marriage ... and can only be overcome if everything else is perfect.


You're a patient man.
 
2013-10-15 02:05:18 PM

CleanAndPure: DROxINxTHExWIND: See what happens when you wait until after marriage to have sex? You find out she's a prude who needs constant artificial lubrication or that he's a super-freak who needs you to beat him off every night with an oven mitt and a cheese grater.

/Sexual compatability is important

Yeah... from first date to marriage for me was 11months.

First 6 months was sexually very very nice.

Then she had a cervix reading come back suspicious for hpv...

...turns out a false positive... just a bad reading... but that killed her desire for sex and she's never recovered.

I thought it was just a phase... because of the copious bonking early on.


Otherwise a great marriage... but boy... even 13 years later I still miss those first 6 months together before she got scared into being a prude and began thinking of sex as something dirty.

The lack of sex us a huge strain on a marriage ... and can only be overcome if everything else is perfect.


My condolences.
 
2013-10-15 02:05:21 PM
"And DNA evidence showed that Mr Pietz's was the last person to drive her car."

What kind of DNA evidence can prove someone was the last person to drive a car? Being in the car I can understand, but the last to drive it? What, did he take a shiat on the drivers seat or something?
 
2013-10-15 02:22:43 PM
That top shot makes him look like Dave Mathews.  Not that that has anything to do with anything.
 
2013-10-15 02:22:44 PM

CleanAndPure: and can only be overcome if everything else is perfect.


I just don't see how even a perfect marriage can overcome the lack of sex.  marriage without sex is friendship, and I got enough friends.
 
2013-10-15 02:37:48 PM
Hahahaha because rape is funny!

This is what rape culture really is
 
2013-10-15 02:49:49 PM

frepnog: CleanAndPure: and can only be overcome if everything else is perfect.

I just don't see how even a perfect marriage can overcome the lack of sex.  marriage without sex is friendship, and I got enough friends.


There is still love and romance and reluctant sex at times.

Occasionally she goes through horny patch when she forgets that sex is dirty. Its rare though.

Marriage is more than just friendship with sex.
 
2013-10-15 02:51:16 PM

frepnog: CleanAndPure: and can only be overcome if everything else is perfect.

I just don't see how even a perfect marriage can overcome the lack of sex.  marriage without sex is friendship, and I got enough friends.


To have to rely on everything else being perfect would be horrifying, and just doesn't sound feasible.

My wife and I made a deal. No headaches. Her idea btw.
It has led to some incredible encounters.
 
2013-10-15 03:09:38 PM

CleanAndPure: frepnog: CleanAndPure: and can only be overcome if everything else is perfect.

I just don't see how even a perfect marriage can overcome the lack of sex.  marriage without sex is friendship, and I got enough friends.

There is still love and romance and reluctant sex at times.

Occasionally she goes through horny patch when she forgets that sex is dirty. Its rare though.

Marriage is more than just friendship with sex.


I'm glad it works for you.

As far as I am concerned tho, if you want an exlusive contract, you need to bring a hell of an offer to the table.
 
2013-10-15 03:18:43 PM

CleanAndPure: Marriage is more than just friendship with sex


not really.  well, people WANT you to believe that, and people WANT to believe it, but it really isn't true.  truth is that without the sexual drive, people would just stop reproducing.  people don't want to admit it, but this "soul mate" stuff is bunk, that "he\she COMPLETES me" stuff is bullshiat.

men and women get together for one real reason - sexual attraction.  we lie to each other about it and pretend that it isn't true...  but deep down in those places we don't like to talk about, IT MOST CERTAINLY IS.  Humans like to pretend we are above carnal things, but we aren't.  The sex drive is just too damn strong.

I mean come on.  Bill Clinton was the leader of the free world.  He was arguably the most powerful man in the world.  And he couldn't keep his dick out of a chubby intern.  Then there was that president that banged marilyn.  and all those senators and congressmen.  and all those sports figures.  and well you get the idea.

I love my wife dearly.  She means the world to me.  And if she comes to me tomorrow and says "no more sex.  EVER", I will say goodbye, because marriage without sex is just friendship, and I got enough friends.
 
2013-10-15 03:41:40 PM
FTA: "Pietz's defense lawyer said the defendant was wrongly accused and that prosecutors failed to establish a motive or come up with hard evidence such as DNA or witnesses to the crime."

That there be a lawyer who watches too much CSI, & thinks that the lines between reality & entertainment have become blurred.
 
2013-10-15 03:46:59 PM
Stand by for adventure.
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2013-10-15 03:59:41 PM
That will be fun. Little did he know, his life will take a turn for the better.
 
2013-10-15 04:45:24 PM

emeraldine: Here we go again. The story unfolds as follows:

Man meets woman who, even judging by superficial attributes alone, is obviously way out of his league. Man discovers woman is sexually incompatible with him. Man puts on an act to get her to marry him anyway, then tries underhanded methods to force her to change because He Wants To Control Her. Woman does not change, because she's, I don't know, a human being and not some programmable robot. Man, realizing he isn't God, after all, decides to kill woman.

People should have to be psychologically evaluated before they can get married. This is becoming more and more common.


Well aren't you special.
 
2013-10-15 04:54:53 PM

Masta Kronix: miss diminutive: Psst, hey buddy. It's called divorce.

Pssst, hey buddy, he was convicted on "circumstantial evidence", meaning while he was found guilty, it doesn't mean he actually did it.


That and speculation are "kinds" of evidence.
 
2013-10-15 05:57:20 PM

MemeSlave: miss diminutive: Russ1642: miss diminutive: Psst, hey buddy. It's called divorce.

Divorce is a pain in the ass too.

I gigglesnorted. But it makes me wonder since this joke is basically the backbone of every thread where someone goes to prison and I'm wondering how accurate it is.

But honestly, maybe I don't know much about prison...but how do they go around raping each other all the time? Aren't they locked up for most of the day and then out in the open and supervised when they aren't? Is there a specific sodomy hour that grants inmates the opportunity to go and make their rounds?

I don't get that either.  What is it about being in jail that suddenly makes normal straight men all butt-rapey?

"


It is my understanding that the majority of the sex happening in jail is consensual.

I'd almost say that gang members like going to jail because it is a place that it is ok for them to have gay sex at.  I do think the majority of gang members are homosexuals.  It is why they used to go around saying "Thug Love", right?  Seriously does "Thug Love" as a phrase not sound gay to someone?
 
2013-10-15 07:04:51 PM

Jeng: I'd almost say that gang members like going to jail because it is a place that it is ok for them to have gay sex at.  I do think the majority of gang members are homosexuals.  It is why they used to go around saying "Thug Love", right?  Seriously does "Thug Love" as a phrase not sound gay to someone?


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2013-10-15 07:06:29 PM

Jeng: MemeSlave: miss diminutive: Russ1642: miss diminutive: Psst, hey buddy. It's called divorce.

Divorce is a pain in the ass too.

I gigglesnorted. But it makes me wonder since this joke is basically the backbone of every thread where someone goes to prison and I'm wondering how accurate it is.

But honestly, maybe I don't know much about prison...but how do they go around raping each other all the time? Aren't they locked up for most of the day and then out in the open and supervised when they aren't? Is there a specific sodomy hour that grants inmates the opportunity to go and make their rounds?

I don't get that either.  What is it about being in jail that suddenly makes normal straight men all butt-rapey?"


It is my understanding that the majority of the sex happening in jail is consensual.

I'd almost say that gang members like going to jail because it is a place that it is ok for them to have gay sex at.  I do think the majority of gang members are homosexuals.  It is why they used to go around saying "Thug Love", right?  Seriously does "Thug Love" as a phrase not sound gay to someone?


"The Bureau of Justice Statistics confirmed this human rights crisis last month. It says that nearly one in 10 prisoners report having been raped or sexually assaulted by other inmates, staff or both. "

If you dig into the statistics certain people make up the bulk of the attacks (gay/lesbian report 1 out of 3 are assaulted).  I've also heard that a lot of times the assaults come as a form of punishments because of debts.
 
2013-10-15 07:37:39 PM

IRQ12: Jeng: MemeSlave: miss diminutive: Russ1642: miss diminutive: Psst, hey buddy. It's called divorce.

Divorce is a pain in the ass too.

I gigglesnorted. But it makes me wonder since this joke is basically the backbone of every thread where someone goes to prison and I'm wondering how accurate it is.

But honestly, maybe I don't know much about prison...but how do they go around raping each other all the time? Aren't they locked up for most of the day and then out in the open and supervised when they aren't? Is there a specific sodomy hour that grants inmates the opportunity to go and make their rounds?

I don't get that either.  What is it about being in jail that suddenly makes normal straight men all butt-rapey?"


It is my understanding that the majority of the sex happening in jail is consensual.

I'd almost say that gang members like going to jail because it is a place that it is ok for them to have gay sex at.  I do think the majority of gang members are homosexuals.  It is why they used to go around saying "Thug Love", right?  Seriously does "Thug Love" as a phrase not sound gay to someone?

"The Bureau of Justice Statistics confirmed this human rights crisis last month. It says that nearly one in 10 prisoners report having been raped or sexually assaulted by other inmates, staff or both. "

If you dig into the statistics certain people make up the bulk of the attacks (gay/lesbian report 1 out of 3 are assaulted).  I've also heard that a lot of times the assaults come as a form of punishments because of debts.


Not to mention the fine art of tossing a salad.
 
2013-10-15 09:02:26 PM

frepnog: CleanAndPure: Marriage is more than just friendship with sex

not really.  well, people WANT you to believe that, and people WANT to believe it, but it really isn't true.  truth is that without the sexual drive, people would just stop reproducing.  people don't want to admit it, but this "soul mate" stuff is bunk, that "he\she COMPLETES me" stuff is bullshiat.

men and women get together for one real reason - sexual attraction.  we lie to each other about it and pretend that it isn't true...  but deep down in those places we don't like to talk about, IT MOST CERTAINLY IS.  Humans like to pretend we are above carnal things, but we aren't.  The sex drive is just too damn strong.

I mean come on.  Bill Clinton was the leader of the free world.  He was arguably the most powerful man in the world.  And he couldn't keep his dick out of a chubby intern.  Then there was that president that banged marilyn.  and all those senators and congressmen.  and all those sports figures.  and well you get the idea.

I love my wife dearly.  She means the world to me.  And if she comes to me tomorrow and says "no more sex.  EVER", I will say goodbye, because marriage without sex is just friendship, and I got enough friends.


While I don't doubt there are many people who feel the way you do, this is just not entirely accurate for all people.  Everyone is different and needs/wants different things.  Some people have low sex drives, some people have disabilities that prevent them from having sex, some people have really busy schedules, etc.  It is perfectly possible to have a great relationship without farking constantly.  Now for some people that is a complete deal breaker and that is fine, you know what you want/need.  For some people, this isn't something they need or want.  If you think you can't have an intimidate relationship with someone without sex under any circumstances you are wrong.  It is possible to have intimacy beyond friendship without penetration.  It might not be possible for you or others, but it is possible.  That is not to imply that both parties will be entirely happy with the situation, but they can be happy with their relationship otherwise.

It just requires a deep level of love for each other, and that isn't about lust.  I'm talking about the throw yourself in front of a bullet for that person type of love, much the way a parent would protect their child at all costs.  It's not common for people to have this level of love with someone, but it's possible.  Most people are too selfish to ever find that type of relationship though.
 
2013-10-15 11:17:30 PM
Sad but true, people are murdered every day. So why is this story from my little corner of the world in the 'Daily Fail'??
 
2013-10-16 08:09:29 AM

DROxINxTHExWIND: See what happens when you wait until after marriage to have sex? You find out she's a prude who needs constant artificial lubrication or that he's a super-freak who needs you to beat him off every night with an oven mitt and a cheese grater.

/Sexual compatability is important


I came to say pretty much this.
 
2013-10-16 08:15:28 AM

bratface: Sad but true, people are murdered every day. So why is this story from my little corner of the world in the 'Daily Fail'??


Because nothing terrifies a Farker, male or female, like the idea of being married to someone who doesn't like sex. If anything else I've noticed, the one tie that seems to bind folks on this site is that pretty much everyone is a freak. Nerdy, geeky freaks
 
2013-10-16 05:06:31 PM

CleanAndPure: DROxINxTHExWIND: See what happens when you wait until after marriage to have sex? You find out she's a prude who needs constant artificial lubrication or that he's a super-freak who needs you to beat him off every night with an oven mitt and a cheese grater.

/Sexual compatability is important

Yeah... from first date to marriage for me was 11months.

First 6 months was sexually very very nice.

Then she had a cervix reading come back suspicious for hpv...

...turns out a false positive... just a bad reading... but that killed her desire for sex and she's never recovered.

I thought it was just a phase... because of the copious bonking early on.


Otherwise a great marriage... but boy... even 13 years later I still miss those first 6 months together before she got scared into being a prude and began thinking of sex as something dirty.

The lack of sex us a huge strain on a marriage ... and can only be overcome if everything else is perfect.


She does know that if she's just having sex with you, she can't catch something you don't have, right?
 
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