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(Washington Post)   The American League of Lobbyists, a lobbyist group for lobbyists that lobbies on behalf of lobbyist interests, is lobbying for you to stop calling them lobbyists, please   (washingtonpost.com) divider line 27
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2013-10-15 11:26:30 AM
8 votes:

snocone: coeyagi: I know many lobbyists are also lawyers, but it's high time we repurpose every lawyer joke ever made for lobbyists.

What do you call a plane load of lobbyists that crashes at sea?


A success on the part of the aviation manufacturers' lobbyists to not have damn government regulations on aviation safety and maintenance!
2013-10-15 11:19:12 AM
7 votes:
i58.photobucket.com
2013-10-15 11:14:54 AM
5 votes:
i1.kym-cdn.com
2013-10-15 11:14:51 AM
5 votes:
2.bp.blogspot.com
2013-10-15 11:31:27 AM
4 votes:
i293.photobucket.com

What one of their meetings might look like.
2013-10-15 11:16:28 AM
3 votes:
Are any of these acceptable alternatives?

Dickheads in Suits
Treasonous Bastards
Assholes
2013-10-15 11:16:03 AM
3 votes:
i0.kym-cdn.com
2013-10-15 11:28:54 AM
2 votes:
And why do they have to be such pussies with the Designated Briber rule? You don't see that kind of crap in the National League of Lobbyists!
2013-10-15 11:26:33 AM
2 votes:
"whores" is not an option?
2013-10-15 11:16:16 AM
2 votes:
Foyerists.
2013-10-15 11:15:43 AM
2 votes:
Fine. The American League of Bribers. Happy now?
2013-10-15 01:40:49 PM
1 votes:
American Society of Shills, Hawkers, Organizers, Lawyers, Entreprenuers and Sanguisugents
2013-10-15 12:52:09 PM
1 votes:
ms-brown.wikispaces.com

How about "former lobbyists"?
2013-10-15 12:10:20 PM
1 votes:

snocone: coeyagi: I know many lobbyists are also lawyers, but it's high time we repurpose every lawyer joke ever made for lobbyists.

What do you call a plane load of lobbyists that crashes at sea?


A waste of a good plane.
2013-10-15 12:02:18 PM
1 votes:

snocone: coeyagi: I know many lobbyists are also lawyers, but it's high time we repurpose every lawyer joke ever made for lobbyists.

What do you call a plane load of lobbyists that crashes at sea?


A good start.
2013-10-15 11:42:57 AM
1 votes:
How about we call them dog food for a little while and then call dog shiat later?
2013-10-15 11:36:04 AM
1 votes:
Hey guys, I found a use for all that ammunition we been stockpiling!
2013-10-15 11:31:37 AM
1 votes:
You said Lobbyist twice.
s.mcstatic.com
2013-10-15 11:27:36 AM
1 votes:
When the lobbyists get put against the wall, that wall needs to be made out of the bodies of these guys.
2013-10-15 11:27:27 AM
1 votes:
Freedom-based Special Interests.
2013-10-15 11:26:50 AM
1 votes:
2.bp.blogspot.com
2013-10-15 11:25:53 AM
1 votes:

Benevolent Misanthrope: Here's another vote for Bribers or Bribists.  Bribe Artists, perhaps.


I'm lost... is this the new name for the Washington Redskins ??
2013-10-15 11:18:51 AM
1 votes:
Damn, that filter gets you coming and going, don't it.
2013-10-15 11:15:46 AM
1 votes:
That is a pretty smurfy headline.
2013-10-15 11:15:36 AM
1 votes:
The American League of Bribery?
2013-10-15 11:14:59 AM
1 votes:
I've been calling lobbyists "parasites" for years, so I don't see what the trouble is with these fellas.
2013-10-15 11:13:26 AM
1 votes:
When you pry my Crackberry from my cold, dead hands.
 
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