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(WFTV Orlando)   Woman too drunk to get out of car, calls 911 for assistance   ( ) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Mont, Billings Gazette, pay per clicks  
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2592 clicks; posted to Main » on 15 Oct 2013 at 11:43 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-10-15 11:45:10 AM  
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The keys were in her pocket. She was arrested for drunk driving.

fark you, MADD. Look at the lives you've ruined with your reactionary and draconian laws.
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