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(WSOCTV)   Best part about being on probation for indecent exposure and wearing a GPS-ankle monitor? Does not interfere with unzipping and waving your junk at a Wal-Mart cashier   (wsoctv.com) divider line 33
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2013-10-15 12:25:15 PM
accused of showing his privates

Not so much, apparently.
 
2013-10-15 01:06:18 PM
Obviously the guy has a mental illness. What's needed is some good old fashioned negative reinforcement.

Install a low power taser with one contact connected to his hand and the other one to his dick.

He'll only grab it once.
 
2013-10-15 01:42:04 PM

I AM PROBATION, PERV OF PERVS.  LOOK UPON MY DONG, YE SHOPPERS, AND DESPAIR.

 
2013-10-15 01:42:42 PM
Could he be anymore probation?

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2013-10-15 01:42:44 PM
In July, officers said he exposed himself in a nonprofit agency that helps victims of sexual abuse.

ULTIMATE TROLLING
 
2013-10-15 01:43:58 PM
So, to be clear, it's NOT a method of payment at Walmart?
 
2013-10-15 01:44:17 PM

Sybarite: accused of showing his privates

Not so much, apparently.


Yeah they should start calling them his publics.
 
2013-10-15 01:48:17 PM
What are they supposed to do, make a GPS chastity belt? How would that even work for male offenders?

On second thought, don't answer that.
 
2013-10-15 01:50:21 PM

I_Am_Weasel: So, to be clear, it's NOT a method of payment at Walmart?


Sure, you be the first to slide it through the credit card slit.
 
2013-10-15 01:54:36 PM

Millennium: What are they supposed to do, make a GPS chastity belt? How would that even work for male offenders?

On second thought, don't answer that.


This is exactly what I had to say. Get out of my head, please.
 
2013-10-15 02:00:09 PM
How can I be probation?
 
2013-10-15 02:00:50 PM

Millennium: What are they supposed to do, make a GPS chastity belt? How would that even work for male offenders?

On second thought, don't answer that.


There was in fact such a thing. Well not GPS obviously but still.

/its at least as bad as you'd imagine.
 
2013-10-15 02:03:08 PM

Precision Boobery: I AM PROBATION, PERV OF PERVS.  LOOK UPON MY DONG, YE SHOPPERS, AND DESPAIR.


Burned my tongue on some tea while laughing at this. I demand restitution.
 
2013-10-15 02:03:45 PM
Hey botmitter....
 
2013-10-15 02:10:21 PM
Then who was probation!?
 
2013-10-15 02:13:26 PM
Reason number 5,301,788 to NOT shop at Wal-Mart.
 
2013-10-15 02:18:32 PM

Precision Boobery: I AM PROBATION, PERV OF PERVS.  LOOK UPON MY DONG, YE SHOPPERS, AND DESPAIR.


*golf clap*
 
2013-10-15 02:32:32 PM
I am just wondering if there is some thought in the heads of people who do this that the person is going to be like "Oh yeah give me some of that thing!" I mean what is the goal here? I mean I have no problem displaying mine, but only when requested to do so.
 
2013-10-15 02:33:15 PM
In July, officers said he exposed himself in a nonprofit agency that helps victims of sexual abuse.

During that same two-week period, police said he flashed a woman in a church parking lot.

On Wednesday, he was arrested on charges of exposing himself to a group at a lawyer's office.


Notice how it wasn't a problem until the lawyers got involved?
 
2013-10-15 02:39:24 PM
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2013-10-15 02:59:20 PM
www.dailysquib.co.uk
 
2013-10-15 03:01:20 PM
This news makes me think of Trevor Phillips.
 
2013-10-15 03:03:30 PM
Damnit!

Humpordie?
 
2013-10-15 03:28:58 PM
He was on probation for wearing a GPS ankle bracelet, too? Wow, that's pretty messed up right there.
 
2013-10-15 03:47:07 PM
Citizens!
Let us not be haste with our judgment!
Cashiers? Mayhap no, but who among us hasn't felt the desire, nay, the need, to shake one's nether regions at Walmart greeters?!


/the great Gato said
 
2013-10-15 04:05:23 PM
We all have a place in this world...
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2013-10-15 05:32:13 PM
Look, it was an obvious mistake...when the cashier said "Strip down, facing me!" how was he supposed to know she was referring to his credit card?
 
2013-10-15 05:38:10 PM
Sounds like classic autism spectrum behavior.
 
2013-10-15 05:40:56 PM
Don't pull your junk out unless you intend to use it.
 
2013-10-15 07:32:25 PM

Millennium: What are they supposed to do, make a GPS chastity belt? How would that even work for male offenders?

On second thought, don't answer that.


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2013-10-15 08:38:11 PM

utsagrad123:
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Well played.
 
2013-10-15 11:29:28 PM
Paging Dr. Freeman.
 
2013-10-16 02:28:05 AM
"Williams asked the judge to waive his bond"
Oh Yea, waive it baby, Oh yea!
 
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