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(Daily Mail)   Basically all models are ugly until they get 30lb of make up put on by professionals, and anyone can copy that   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 18
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14173 clicks; posted to Main » on 15 Oct 2013 at 12:37 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-10-15 01:04:20 PM  
12 votes:
2013-10-15 12:39:42 PM  
5 votes:
With enough spackle, any woman can look like a drag queen!
2013-10-15 02:09:27 PM  
3 votes:

Send in the next model
2013-10-15 12:41:16 PM  
3 votes:
The fear of waking up to some of that in the AM is why NAME rejects the woman, and conserves the precious bodily fluids.
2013-10-15 02:02:29 PM  
2 votes:
2013-10-15 01:04:09 PM  
2 votes:
Where is the Simpsons "you've got it set on Whore" picture?
2013-10-15 12:50:54 PM  
2 votes:

THE GREAT NAME: The fear of waking up to some of that in the AM is why NAME rejects the woman, and conserves the precious bodily fluids.

"I've never gone to bed with an ugly chick, but I've woken up with a few." ~Lemmy
2013-10-15 12:46:47 PM  
2 votes:

THE GREAT NAME: The fear of waking up to some of that in the AM is why NAME rejects the woman, and conserves the precious bodily fluids.

2013-10-15 07:27:17 PM  
1 votes:

spidermilk: I love it when dudes will insist that women are prettier without makeup and then go on to say that a particular woman looks like a man, is a 'butter face', or otherwise calls her ugly.

Boo. I don't think that most women are wearing makeup to please you (which is why it cracks me up so much when guys are SO HAPPY TO TELL ME a woman she doesn't need makeup. We also don't need a purse or shoes. Guess what, I like them you dumb self-centered fark. Girls who don't want to wear makeup DON'T. It is not hard to find one.)

All of the dudes I ever hear telling girls they don't need makeup are controlling 'nice guy' types. They are so insecure that they apparently think that all women are so insecure that they need to be told that they are good enough already. It is a back handed compliment like when you lose 20 lbs (and aren't anorexic) and people say 'you didn't need to lose weight!'. IF you are doing this and think it is the nice thing to say then next time just say 'You look great!'

/yes, the Photoshopping is ridiculous. 5000% Photoshopping and wearing foundation, eyeliner, mascara aren't even in the same realm.

Well let me be not nice at all when I tell you that makeup is gross and I'm not complaining for your benefit. I don't want to touch it. It gets all over shiat and women still expect foreplay when they have lips covered in purple wax and a face that feels like it's covered in chalky mud. You would probably have an issue if the man in your life suddenly took to randomly rubbing ketchup into your clothes.
2013-10-15 01:07:02 PM  
1 votes:
Not a big fan of makeup on a gal
it takes too long fer 'em to get all gussied up
the crap sticks to a tux jacket/pillows etc

but it is fun to get eyeliner to raccoon..under duress
2013-10-15 01:04:26 PM  
1 votes:

If you can't make them beauty queens, you can at least make them intimidating looking enough that no one would call them ugly to her face.
2013-10-15 01:01:34 PM  
1 votes:
2013-10-15 12:57:30 PM  
1 votes:
so if you lay enough paint down you can draw whatever you want on top of it?
2013-10-15 12:52:14 PM  
1 votes:
Beauty is almost always an illusion. But technically, the 30lbs of makeup is called "contouring".
2013-10-15 12:47:19 PM  
1 votes:
Sometimes it takes a lot of makeup

Sometimes not
2013-10-15 12:45:43 PM  
1 votes:
I think the makeup artist might be Kawme, because all those women came out looking like Real Dolls.
2013-10-15 12:44:54 PM  
1 votes:

That's a man, baby.
2013-10-15 09:24:15 AM  
1 votes:

My penis has retreated
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