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(Daily Mail)   Basically all models are ugly until they get 30lb of make up put on by professionals, and anyone can copy that   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 78
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2013-10-15 02:29:54 PM

runcible spork: spidermilk:

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That happened to me on a regular basis at a former job... if I didn't wear makeup that day, a coworker would say, "are you ok? you look tired". Every single time.

The only time I get the ol' "oh, you have makeup on" is when I wear dark lipstick, which I rarely do.

I think lots of people have no idea that women wear makeup every day just to look awake.

/it gets worse as you get older
 
2013-10-15 02:34:24 PM
There's so much photoshopping in those pictures that the women look 2D.
 
2013-10-15 02:37:33 PM

runcible spork: Shazam999: runcible spork: Shazam999: I like the uptight people on Fark that can't understand a joke.  Happens a lot on Fark.

If that's really what it was, then it didn't look any different from those of the clueless, uptight people who frequently do the exact same thing here.

Yes see that's the whole irony of it.  Sharp knees and hairy upper lips.

You know, I'm going with my original take. Then you doubled- and now tripled-down on the uptightness: first, defensively claiming it was joke and now babbling further.

/ stop trying so hard


Good grief, if you can't take a joke, it's on you.

Honestly I could literally not give any less of a shiat of what you think about anything.  Please, poke your eyes out with the nearest available fork.
 
2013-10-15 02:48:26 PM

spidermilk: I love it when dudes will insist that women are prettier without makeup and then go on to say that a particular woman looks like a man, is a 'butter face', or otherwise calls her ugly.

Boo. I don't think that most women are wearing makeup to please you (which is why it cracks me up so much when guys are SO HAPPY TO TELL ME a woman she doesn't need makeup. We also don't need a purse or shoes. Guess what, I like them you dumb self-centered fark. Girls who don't want to wear makeup DON'T. It is not hard to find one.)

All of the dudes I ever hear telling girls they don't need makeup are controlling 'nice guy' types. They are so insecure that they apparently think that all women are so insecure that they need to be told that they are good enough already. It is a back handed compliment like when you lose 20 lbs (and aren't anorexic) and people say 'you didn't need to lose weight!'. IF you are doing this and think it is the nice thing to say then next time just say 'You look great!'

/yes, the Photoshopping is ridiculous. 5000% Photoshopping and wearing foundation, eyeliner, mascara aren't even in the same realm.


You're going way overboard there. I think women look best with some makeup (like the graphic you posted) but no makeup is better than clown paint.

Also it's quite funny that you call men insecure while at the same time instructing us to tell women, "You look great!" no matter what they do to themselves.
 
2013-10-15 02:54:23 PM

spidermilk: I love it when dudes will insist that women are prettier without makeup and then go on to say that a particular woman looks like a man, is a 'butter face', or otherwise calls her ugly.

Boo. I don't think that most women are wearing makeup to please you (which is why it cracks me up so much when guys are SO HAPPY TO TELL ME a woman she doesn't need makeup. We also don't need a purse or shoes. Guess what, I like them you dumb self-centered fark. Girls who don't want to wear makeup DON'T. It is not hard to find one.)



I think a lot of women are wearing makeup because other women will emotionally destroy them if they don't conform to the prevailing female group think.
 
2013-10-15 03:15:44 PM

Shazam999: runcible spork: Shazam999: runcible spork: Shazam999: I like the uptight people on Fark that can't understand a joke.  Happens a lot on Fark.

If that's really what it was, then it didn't look any different from those of the clueless, uptight people who frequently do the exact same thing here.

Yes see that's the whole irony of it.  Sharp knees and hairy upper lips.

You know, I'm going with my original take. Then you doubled- and now tripled-down on the uptightness: first, defensively claiming it was joke and now babbling further.

/ stop trying so hard

Good grief, if you can't take a joke, it's on you.

Honestly I could literally not give any less of a shiat of what you think about anything.  Please, poke your eyes out with the nearest available fork.



I'm sure you seem much more confident, intelligent, and funny when you aren't trying so hard, honey.

/  that's how irony is done
// that's how a joke is done
/// had dismissed you, but you couldn't let it go

iv ok, finished now
 
2013-10-15 03:32:46 PM

JesseL: Several of them look better in the before shots.



She looked pretty good, but then they covered up any feature that made her interesting and burned her hair.

Her eyes look like they've had exhaust coming out of them and leaving soot stains; and I don't know about other guys but I've always thought moles and freckles like those on her chest are sexy as hell.


How about cherry angiomas?

I'm farking covered in those things.
 
2013-10-15 03:35:39 PM

runcible spork: Slaves2Darkness: runcible spork: Shazam999: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x406]

That's a man, baby.

I find it amusing how some people are so uptight they'll assert a lot of women are "that's a man, baby" when they have even the slightest measure of doubt, based on who-knows-what. Happens a lot on Fark.

/ not that there aren't times when it is a man, of course
// that's not a man, baby

Meh, get banged once by a smoking hot tranny and you will get over it.

Why would I do that?



Because your balls were so blue your doctor mistook them for Smurf's and screw it he/she was willing to fark right there right then.
 
2013-10-15 03:46:54 PM

runcible spork: Slaves2Darkness: runcible spork: Shazam999: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x406]

That's a man, baby.

I find it amusing how some people are so uptight they'll assert a lot of women are "that's a man, baby" when they have even the slightest measure of doubt, based on who-knows-what. Happens a lot on Fark.

/ not that there aren't times when it is a man, of course
// that's not a man, baby

Meh, get banged once by a smoking hot tranny and you will get over it.

Why would I do that?


You ain't lived till you been banged by a big fat angry tranny.
 
2013-10-15 03:52:44 PM

Slaves2Darkness: Because your balls were so blue your doctor mistook them for Smurf's and screw it he/she was willing to fark right there right then.


vudukungfu: You ain't lived till you been banged by a big fat angry tranny.



http://www.fark.com/users/runcible%20spork
 
2013-10-15 04:05:09 PM

Smock Pot: JesseL: Several of them look better in the before shots.

She looked pretty good, but then they covered up any feature that made her interesting and burned her hair.

Her eyes look like they've had exhaust coming out of them and leaving soot stains; and I don't know about other guys but I've always thought moles and freckles like those on her chest are sexy as hell.

How about cherry angiomas?

I'm farking covered in those things.



Those are cool too.
 
2013-10-15 05:08:25 PM

spidermilk: I love it when dudes will insist that women are prettier without makeup and then go on to say that a particular woman looks like a man, is a 'butter face', or otherwise calls her ugly.

Boo. I don't think that most women are wearing makeup to please you (which is why it cracks me up so much when guys are SO HAPPY TO TELL ME a woman she doesn't need makeup. We also don't need a purse or shoes. Guess what, I like them you dumb self-centered fark. Girls who don't want to wear makeup DON'T. It is not hard to find one.)

All of the dudes I ever hear telling girls they don't need makeup are controlling 'nice guy' types. They are so insecure that they apparently think that all women are so insecure that they need to be told that they are good enough already. It is a back handed compliment like when you lose 20 lbs (and aren't anorexic) and people say 'you didn't need to lose weight!'. IF you are doing this and think it is the nice thing to say then next time just say 'You look great!'

/yes, the Photoshopping is ridiculous. 5000% Photoshopping and wearing foundation, eyeliner, mascara aren't even in the same realm.


You're projecting the complexities of a woman's thought process on things like that onto a man.
Men don't think like that

If a guy tells you that you look fine without make up he either wants to see you naked and doesn't care about your make up or he wants you to hurry up because you're late/ taking up an unreasonable amount of time
 
2013-10-15 05:35:02 PM

Z-clipped: spidermilk: Boo. I don't think that most women are wearing makeup to please you (which is why it cracks me up so much when guys are SO HAPPY TO TELL ME a woman she doesn't need makeup.

Women wear makeup for many different reasons.  Some women use it for fun, to accessorize.   Some women are so insecure socially that they feel the need to hide behind a veneer of foundation and eyeliner in order to function on a daily basis.  I would guess that at least some of the men you're complaining about really just don't feel like waiting an extra 45 minutes for you to "put your face on" just to go to the laundromat.

I'm lucky.  My wife is incredibly beautiful without makeup, and hardly ever wears any.  So not only do we get to the movies in time to buy popcorn, but when she doesget dressed up and fancy I feel the appropriate sense of awe and appreciation, like I'm eating dinner with a freaking goddess.  Seeing her decked out once in a while makes me appreciate her more on a daily basis.  If she wore makeup all the time, it would become "normal", and it would make her look "plain" when she took it off.

/my $.02


Pics or GTFO.
 
2013-10-15 05:58:29 PM
It works for guys too, but you can't put on a lot of makeup unless you are trying to look like a woman. I am pretty sure they were going for model look here for all those women could have looked great with just a touch of makeup.
 
2013-10-15 06:07:52 PM
After makeup                                       Before makeup

www.capitalfm.co.ke
 
2013-10-15 07:27:17 PM

spidermilk: I love it when dudes will insist that women are prettier without makeup and then go on to say that a particular woman looks like a man, is a 'butter face', or otherwise calls her ugly.

Boo. I don't think that most women are wearing makeup to please you (which is why it cracks me up so much when guys are SO HAPPY TO TELL ME a woman she doesn't need makeup. We also don't need a purse or shoes. Guess what, I like them you dumb self-centered fark. Girls who don't want to wear makeup DON'T. It is not hard to find one.)

All of the dudes I ever hear telling girls they don't need makeup are controlling 'nice guy' types. They are so insecure that they apparently think that all women are so insecure that they need to be told that they are good enough already. It is a back handed compliment like when you lose 20 lbs (and aren't anorexic) and people say 'you didn't need to lose weight!'. IF you are doing this and think it is the nice thing to say then next time just say 'You look great!'

/yes, the Photoshopping is ridiculous. 5000% Photoshopping and wearing foundation, eyeliner, mascara aren't even in the same realm.


Well let me be not nice at all when I tell you that makeup is gross and I'm not complaining for your benefit. I don't want to touch it. It gets all over shiat and women still expect foreplay when they have lips covered in purple wax and a face that feels like it's covered in chalky mud. You would probably have an issue if the man in your life suddenly took to randomly rubbing ketchup into your clothes.
 
2013-10-15 07:38:28 PM
Can we make it any darker in here?
 
2013-10-15 07:52:59 PM

JesseL: Her eyes look like they've had exhaust coming out of them and leaving soot stains; and I don't know about other guys but I've always thought moles and freckles like those on her chest are sexy as hell.


Added to that, the camera will create an unnatural complexion to the skin. In real life the WITHOUT appearance would look even better and the WITH appearance even worse.

I'm convinced that women don't wear makeup to impress men, they wear it to impress other women, or just to hide behind so that they don't feel they're exposing themselves to the world.
 
2013-10-15 08:03:18 PM
I'm 99% sure all of those pictures were pulled from an article I read on Fark a few months ago. It was highlighting a different makeup artist for her work on porn stars. Anyone have the link?
 
2013-10-15 08:43:18 PM
I would bang any of those girls.

Ok, maybe not the last one.
 
2013-10-15 09:05:27 PM
jnonymous81.files.wordpress.com

Blame Hollywood for makeup. And blame Photoshop, and blame magazines, and blame makeup companies, and corporate America. Did I miss anything?

Women who wear makeup LOVE wearing makeup and not for other women or for men. I love makeup because I love how I look when I paint my face artfully. And I need it, I'm getting long in the tooth.
 
2013-10-15 10:56:09 PM

acohn: Z-clipped: spidermilk: Boo. I don't think that most women are wearing makeup to please you (which is why it cracks me up so much when guys are SO HAPPY TO TELL ME a woman she doesn't need makeup.

Women wear makeup for many different reasons.  Some women use it for fun, to accessorize.   Some women are so insecure socially that they feel the need to hide behind a veneer of foundation and eyeliner in order to function on a daily basis.  I would guess that at least some of the men you're complaining about really just don't feel like waiting an extra 45 minutes for you to "put your face on" just to go to the laundromat.

I'm lucky.  My wife is incredibly beautiful without makeup, and hardly ever wears any.  So not only do we get to the movies in time to buy popcorn, but when she doesget dressed up and fancy I feel the appropriate sense of awe and appreciation, like I'm eating dinner with a freaking goddess.  Seeing her decked out once in a while makes me appreciate her more on a daily basis.  If she wore makeup all the time, it would become "normal", and it would make her look "plain" when she took it off.

/my $.02

Pics or GTFO.


I would, but she reads Fark, and would kill me.
 
2013-10-16 04:37:28 AM

spidermilk: I love it when dudes will insist that women are prettier without makeup and then go on to say that a particular woman looks like a man, is a 'butter face', or otherwise calls her ugly.

NAME is confused. You say you "love" it, but the tone of your post is whiny, and it reads like it needs a "welcome to fark" image. So which is it, spiermilk?

 
2013-10-16 04:45:12 AM

DominaNY: [jnonymous81.files.wordpress.com image 454x762]

Blame Hollywood for makeup. And blame Photoshop, and blame magazines, and blame makeup companies, and corporate America. Did I miss anything?

Women who wear makeup LOVE wearing makeup and not for other women or for men. I love makeup because I love how I look when I paint my face artfully. And I need it, I'm getting long in the tooth.


Bottom left is attractive with or without makeup. All the rest are horses. More pics of bottom left girl please.
 
2013-10-16 08:01:31 AM
Why do all the before photos look like they were taken at the annual windy lemon tasting fair?
 
2013-10-16 10:41:07 AM

Bandito King: spidermilk: I love it when dudes will insist that women are prettier without makeup and then go on to say that a particular woman looks like a man, is a 'butter face', or otherwise calls her ugly.

Boo. I don't think that most women are wearing makeup to please you (which is why it cracks me up so much when guys are SO HAPPY TO TELL ME a woman she doesn't need makeup. We also don't need a purse or shoes. Guess what, I like them you dumb self-centered fark. Girls who don't want to wear makeup DON'T. It is not hard to find one.)

All of the dudes I ever hear telling girls they don't need makeup are controlling 'nice guy' types. They are so insecure that they apparently think that all women are so insecure that they need to be told that they are good enough already. It is a back handed compliment like when you lose 20 lbs (and aren't anorexic) and people say 'you didn't need to lose weight!'. IF you are doing this and think it is the nice thing to say then next time just say 'You look great!'

/yes, the Photoshopping is ridiculous. 5000% Photoshopping and wearing foundation, eyeliner, mascara aren't even in the same realm.

Well let me be not nice at all when I tell you that makeup is gross and I'm not complaining for your benefit. I don't want to touch it. It gets all over shiat and women still expect foreplay when they have lips covered in purple wax and a face that feels like it's covered in chalky mud. You would probably have an issue if the man in your life suddenly took to randomly rubbing ketchup into your clothes.


And let me also be not nice by remarking that I am color-blind, don't see any of the 65,536 nuanced tones of shiat brown the cosmetics industry sells you people, and absolutely don't care because all that has to come off during sex, eventually. If you like to play clown, fine by me; I like to play Flight Simulator, thank you. Just don't say we want to "control" anything. shiat, if one is corteous, "CONTROLLING"; if one is honest, "RUDE BASTARD"... *sigh*

In short: men don't like makeup. It tastes shiatty. Wanna know our honest opinion? Wear it if you like it, but don't think it has an influence on us.
 
2013-10-16 10:53:03 AM
belhade - basically fashion models look like a Bag Of AntlersTM because the designers just want a hanger on stick to put their clothes on.  If it can self-propel down the catwalk, turn around and get back off-stage, so much the better.  #FollowTheMoney
Not my TradeMark, I'm stealing from other FARKers in threads of yore....
 
2013-10-16 11:21:09 AM
One of the 4 greatest inventions in the history of...  --  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2WmZDP3kIY
 
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