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(Daily Mail)   Basically all models are ugly until they get 30lb of make up put on by professionals, and anyone can copy that   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 78
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2013-10-15 09:24:15 AM
www.colourbox.com

My penis has retreated
 
2013-10-15 12:39:42 PM
With enough spackle, any woman can look like a drag queen!
 
2013-10-15 12:41:16 PM
The fear of waking up to some of that in the AM is why NAME rejects the woman, and conserves the precious bodily fluids.
 
2013-10-15 12:44:54 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk

That's a man, baby.
 
2013-10-15 12:45:43 PM
I think the makeup artist might be Kawme, because all those women came out looking like Real Dolls.
 
2013-10-15 12:46:47 PM

THE GREAT NAME: The fear of waking up to some of that in the AM is why NAME rejects the woman, and conserves the precious bodily fluids.


mlkshk.com
 
2013-10-15 12:47:19 PM
Sometimes it takes a lot of makeup
fashionandhappify.info


Sometimes not
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2013-10-15 12:48:36 PM
Can makeup give women a waist?
 
2013-10-15 12:49:48 PM
www.thekit.ca

I don't mind maekup--I think women look beautiful without it but whatever gets you through the night--but when the artist makes every one of her clients look just like her, then I have a problem.

Watch What Not to Wear. Carmindy puts the same makeup on every person in her chair. She should just use those water-dip sheets for camo and swirl paint jobs. Just dip her client's face onto a make up sheet and voila. Next!
 
2013-10-15 12:50:03 PM
whatscookingamerica.net
 
2013-10-15 12:50:54 PM

THE GREAT NAME: The fear of waking up to some of that in the AM is why NAME rejects the woman, and conserves the precious bodily fluids.



"I've never gone to bed with an ugly chick, but I've woken up with a few." ~Lemmy
 
2013-10-15 12:52:14 PM
Beauty is almost always an illusion. But technically, the 30lbs of makeup is called "contouring".
 
2013-10-15 12:52:22 PM
I would approach 100% of them for a date, if they looked like the before pics.
The after pics, tell me they spend too much time in the bathroom.
 
2013-10-15 12:52:39 PM

JesseL: I think the makeup artist might be Kawme, because all those women came out looking like Real Dolls.


Came to say something similar.

They look generic, like they were stamped out on an assembly line.
 
2013-10-15 12:53:31 PM
Ugh, clown paint
 
2013-10-15 12:53:50 PM
I like skinny girls, but I never turn down a fatty.
 
2013-10-15 12:57:30 PM
so if you lay enough paint down you can draw whatever you want on top of it?
 
2013-10-15 12:57:40 PM
Think there's a lot more photo airbrushing going on than makeup in that lineup.
 
2013-10-15 12:59:03 PM
That Russian dude is pretty farking talented.
 
2013-10-15 01:01:31 PM
Plastic skin isn't hot and no one looks like that outside of photographs unless they're plastic surgery disasters.
 
2013-10-15 01:01:34 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-15 01:02:47 PM
That's bad because it cuts down on the need for beer.
 
2013-10-15 01:04:09 PM
Where is the Simpsons "you've got it set on Whore" picture?
 
2013-10-15 01:04:20 PM
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2013-10-15 01:04:26 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk

If you can't make them beauty queens, you can at least make them intimidating looking enough that no one would call them ugly to her face.
 
2013-10-15 01:05:46 PM
Yup, all models.

a1.vsoh.com
 
2013-10-15 01:07:02 PM
Not a big fan of makeup on a gal
it takes too long fer 'em to get all gussied up
the crap sticks to a tux jacket/pillows etc


but it is fun to get eyeliner to raccoon..under duress
 
2013-10-15 01:08:35 PM
Several of them look better in the before shots.

i.dailymail.co.uk

She looked pretty good, but then they covered up any feature that made her interesting and burned her hair.

Her eyes look like they've had exhaust coming out of them and leaving soot stains; and I don't know about other guys but I've always thought moles and freckles like those on her chest are sexy as hell.
 
2013-10-15 01:08:59 PM

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Thank you.
That was awesome.
 
2013-10-15 01:16:18 PM
Katie Couric:

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2013-10-15 01:18:24 PM

JesseL: Several of them look better in the before shots.

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She looked pretty good, but then they covered up any feature that made her interesting and burned her hair.

Her eyes look like they've had exhaust coming out of them and leaving soot stains; and I don't know about other guys but I've always thought moles and freckles like those on her chest are sexy as hell.


She is quite pretty without the make-up, although I'd likely get slapped, and/or arrested, for trying to lick the moles to see if they're made of chocolate. Most of the others look like they're trying too hard. Anyway, the sexiest woman I ever met had a face that was ordinary in the extreme. It was the attitude that made her sexy.
 
2013-10-15 01:21:57 PM
Most of those girls were pretty with or without makeup, but most models are NOT pretty.... built like a teenage boy, yes. Pretty, no.
 
2013-10-15 01:23:20 PM

Talos: Think there's a lot more photo airbrushing going on than makeup in that lineup.


Yes, that's what I was thinking.  In the before photo, they took a picture.  In the after photo, they carefully posed it, took probably dozens of shots, kept the best one, and photoshopped it to make it look "better".

And they still all looked like mannequins or drag queens in the 2nd shot.
 
2013-10-15 01:35:26 PM

Shazam999: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x406]

That's a man, baby.



I find it amusing how some people are so uptight they'll assert a lot of women are "that's a man, baby" when they have even the slightest measure of doubt, based on who-knows-what. Happens a lot on Fark.

/ not that there aren't times when it is a man, of course
// that's not a man, baby
 
2013-10-15 01:41:12 PM

Kyosuke: Yup, all models.

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You!  Take a seat over there...
 
2013-10-15 01:41:58 PM

runcible spork: Shazam999: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x406]

That's a man, baby.

I find it amusing how some people are so uptight they'll assert a lot of women are "that's a man, baby" when they have even the slightest measure of doubt, based on who-knows-what. Happens a lot on Fark.

/ not that there aren't times when it is a man, of course
// that's not a man, baby


Meh, get banged once by a smoking hot tranny and you will get over it.
 
2013-10-15 01:43:52 PM
ioneglobalgrind.files.wordpress.com
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Same lady in all pics
 
2013-10-15 01:44:35 PM

runcible spork: Shazam999: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x406]

That's a man, baby.

I find it amusing how some people are so uptight they'll assert a lot of women are "that's a man, baby" when they have even the slightest measure of doubt, based on who-knows-what. Happens a lot on Fark.

/ not that there aren't times when it is a man, of course
// that's not a man, baby


I like the uptight people on Fark that can't understand a joke.  Happens a lot on Fark.
 
2013-10-15 01:51:18 PM

Shazam999: I like the uptight people on Fark that can't understand a joke.  Happens a lot on Fark.


If that's really what it was, then it didn't look any different from those of the clueless, uptight people who frequently do the exact same thing here.
 
2013-10-15 01:52:00 PM

Slaves2Darkness: runcible spork: Shazam999: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x406]

That's a man, baby.

I find it amusing how some people are so uptight they'll assert a lot of women are "that's a man, baby" when they have even the slightest measure of doubt, based on who-knows-what. Happens a lot on Fark.

/ not that there aren't times when it is a man, of course
// that's not a man, baby

Meh, get banged once by a smoking hot tranny and you will get over it.



Why would I do that?
 
2013-10-15 01:54:57 PM
I love it when dudes will insist that women are prettier without makeup and then go on to say that a particular woman looks like a man, is a 'butter face', or otherwise calls her ugly.

Boo. I don't think that most women are wearing makeup to please you (which is why it cracks me up so much when guys are SO HAPPY TO TELL ME a woman she doesn't need makeup. We also don't need a purse or shoes. Guess what, I like them you dumb self-centered fark. Girls who don't want to wear makeup DON'T. It is not hard to find one.)

All of the dudes I ever hear telling girls they don't need makeup are controlling 'nice guy' types. They are so insecure that they apparently think that all women are so insecure that they need to be told that they are good enough already. It is a back handed compliment like when you lose 20 lbs (and aren't anorexic) and people say 'you didn't need to lose weight!'. IF you are doing this and think it is the nice thing to say then next time just say 'You look great!'

/yes, the Photoshopping is ridiculous. 5000% Photoshopping and wearing foundation, eyeliner, mascara aren't even in the same realm.
 
2013-10-15 02:00:49 PM
Oh the whole point of this article is that the makeup artist wants all women to know they can look like models with makeup. Attempting to give people some confidence- what a crime.
 
2013-10-15 02:02:29 PM
 
2013-10-15 02:05:34 PM
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2013-10-15 02:06:26 PM
You can make a plain woman look beautiful with makeup, yes.

But then there's Olivia Wilde:

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2013-10-15 02:09:27 PM
thebtc.co.uk

Send in the next model
 
2013-10-15 02:09:45 PM
Is that why models need to be 80-lb anorexics?
 
2013-10-15 02:19:51 PM

runcible spork: Shazam999: I like the uptight people on Fark that can't understand a joke.  Happens a lot on Fark.

If that's really what it was, then it didn't look any different from those of the clueless, uptight people who frequently do the exact same thing here.


Yes see that's the whole irony of it.  Sharp knees and hairy upper lips.
 
2013-10-15 02:23:10 PM

Shazam999: runcible spork: Shazam999: I like the uptight people on Fark that can't understand a joke.  Happens a lot on Fark.

If that's really what it was, then it didn't look any different from those of the clueless, uptight people who frequently do the exact same thing here.

Yes see that's the whole irony of it.  Sharp knees and hairy upper lips.



You know, I'm going with my original take. Then you doubled- and now tripled-down on the uptightness: first, defensively claiming it was joke and now babbling further.

/ stop trying so hard
 
2013-10-15 02:28:58 PM

spidermilk: Boo. I don't think that most women are wearing makeup to please you (which is why it cracks me up so much when guys are SO HAPPY TO TELL ME a woman she doesn't need makeup.


Women wear makeup for many different reasons.  Some women use it for fun, to accessorize.   Some women are so insecure socially that they feel the need to hide behind a veneer of foundation and eyeliner in order to function on a daily basis.  I would guess that at least some of the men you're complaining about really just don't feel like waiting an extra 45 minutes for you to "put your face on" just to go to the laundromat.

I'm lucky.  My wife is incredibly beautiful without makeup, and hardly ever wears any.  So not only do we get to the movies in time to buy popcorn, but when she doesget dressed up and fancy I feel the appropriate sense of awe and appreciation, like I'm eating dinner with a freaking goddess.  Seeing her decked out once in a while makes me appreciate her more on a daily basis.  If she wore makeup all the time, it would become "normal", and it would make her look "plain" when she took it off.

/my $.02
 
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