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(Fast Company)   For $99, company will check your DNA and tell you how you will die. Frankie "The Fist" Pinasco will tell you for free   (fastcompany.com) divider line 9
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2013-10-15 11:55:50 AM
9 votes:
...but if I try to give a lady $99 to take some of my DNA, I get arrested!
2013-10-15 12:41:09 PM
3 votes:
i406.photobucket.com
2013-10-15 12:25:09 PM
2 votes:
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You will die of depression.
2013-10-15 01:59:45 PM
1 votes:

MadMonk: [i406.photobucket.com image 720x960]


I like the one that says, "Disregard your previous fortune cookie."
2013-10-15 12:32:28 PM
1 votes:
What if you aren't going to die?

images4.wikia.nocookie.net
2013-10-15 12:13:23 PM
1 votes:
...alone and unloved?
2013-10-15 12:12:55 PM
1 votes:
They will know that I will die of a heart attack at 80 in a hot tub with two 18 year old cheerleaders? Spookie!
2013-10-15 12:10:55 PM
1 votes:

DirtyDeadGhostofEbenezerCooke: ...but if I try to give a lady $99 to take some of my DNA, I get arrested!


That's not an oral swab.
2013-10-15 12:01:00 PM
1 votes:
Mine came back with  Alcohol Poisoning.

I had no idea I was Irish.
 
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