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(Time)   Orange juice sales sinking to a 15 year low. SELL MORTIMER, SELL   ( divider line
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789 clicks; posted to Business » on 15 Oct 2013 at 11:37 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-10-15 04:15:53 PM  
2 votes:
It's all the gay's fault, right?
2013-10-15 06:38:44 PM  
1 vote:
A couple of white rums and orange juices at 10am starts the day off perfectly.

A couple more at noon really starts the day off nice.
2013-10-15 06:31:13 PM  
1 vote:
2013-10-15 01:27:39 PM  
1 vote:

Nope, the juice is rapidly absorbed by your system as opposed to the fruit and actually increases your risk of fun things like diabetes.

Sounds pretty scientific.
2013-10-15 12:17:20 PM  
1 vote:

SixPaperJoint: I ain't gonna have no money to buy my son the G.I. Joe with the kung-fu grip!
2013-10-15 11:57:48 AM  
1 vote:
Too much sugar.

We must eliminate the juice.
2013-10-15 11:15:25 AM  
1 vote:
Where the hell is Beeks?
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