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(ABC News)   Fark-ready Headline: "Pope Francis bids farewell to problematic No. 2"   ( abcnews.go.com) divider line
    More: Sick, Vatican No., Vatican, Archbishop Pietro Parolin, Cardinal Tarcisio Bertone, Cardinal Secretary of State  
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2013-10-15 08:28:39 AM  
Sick tag? Really? Amusing for the pun. Interesting for the story.
 
2013-10-15 08:47:13 AM  
That's right, buddy, you show that turd who's boss!
 
2013-10-15 08:55:15 AM  
He's flush now.
 
2013-10-15 09:05:48 AM  
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2013-10-15 09:21:43 AM  
That happens to me if I eat too much cheese.
 
2013-10-15 09:25:47 AM  
 
2013-10-15 09:26:50 AM  
I know every time I drop a giant deuce, I say goodbye to it before I flush.
 
2013-10-15 09:27:06 AM  
Putin knows NOTHING about this.
 
2013-10-15 09:33:12 AM  
But who did #2 work for?
 
2013-10-15 09:36:20 AM  
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2013-10-15 09:39:00 AM  
Did he take him out with a Hellfire missle fired from a PapalPredator drone?
 
2013-10-15 09:45:06 AM  
Well, I'm pretty sure none of us are as relieved as he is.
 
2013-10-15 09:45:42 AM  
came for #2, leaving satisfied.
 
2013-10-15 09:54:05 AM  
was he in the woods? i think that's the important thing.
 
2013-10-15 10:01:09 AM  
fta "The truth is that I haven't spoken much with him and I think that when I have the chance, I'll ask him why he named me," Parolin told Venezuela's El Universal newspaper.

Dude, you just got a plum assignment working in the Vatican for the coolest Pope in a century. Smile, say 'thank you', and leave it at that.
 
2013-10-15 10:07:40 AM  

Johnson: came for #2, leaving satisfied.


You fecophile.
 
2013-10-15 10:10:54 AM  
ok, pope is coming out.
 
2013-10-15 10:13:11 AM  
Pope Francis kicked Bertone's befuddled ass to the curb for some guy he only met once before?

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2013-10-15 10:29:02 AM  
Has the headline changed?  I see "New Vatican No. 2 a No-Show at Handover Ceremony"  which suggests that perhaps Pope Francis ought to switch to 7-grain Jesus's body.

Also, IIRC the ancient Romans were among the first to have sewage systems... so why in 2013 does the Pope use manual labor to cart it away?
 
2013-10-15 10:30:13 AM  
POPE THREAD!
 
2013-10-15 10:50:38 AM  

Gonz: POPE THREAD!


Winner.
 
2013-10-15 10:53:30 AM  
Papal bull?
 
2013-10-15 11:20:03 AM  

DiarrheaVanFrank: Has the headline changed? I see "New Vatican No. 2 a No-Show at Handover Ceremony"


New Number 2?

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But who is Number 1?
 
2013-10-15 11:21:01 AM  
Did it happen in the woods?
 
2013-10-15 11:26:49 AM  

Fireproof: DiarrheaVanFrank: Has the headline changed? I see "New Vatican No. 2 a No-Show at Handover Ceremony"

New Number 2?

[i.imgur.com image 420x316]

But who is Number 1?


You are Number 6.
 
2013-10-15 11:30:00 AM  
Ctl-F "Woods"

Never mind.
 
2013-10-15 11:36:39 AM  

DiarrheaVanFrank: Has the headline changed?  I see "New Vatican No. 2 a No-Show at Handover Ceremony"  which suggests that perhaps Pope Francis ought to switch to 7-grain Jesus's body.

Also, IIRC the ancient Romans were among the first to have sewage systems... so why in 2013 does the Pope use manual labor to cart it away?


Gah, they did change it! Subby here, proud of my first approved link and then they have to go and screw it all up!
 
2013-10-15 12:04:38 PM  
Archbishop Pietro Parolin -- a no show? Frankly, I don't see the resemblance.

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2013-10-15 12:17:05 PM  
Better headline would have been "Pope flushes problematic #2"
 
2013-10-15 12:37:37 PM  

Stile4aly: Fireproof: DiarrheaVanFrank: Has the headline changed? I see "New Vatican No. 2 a No-Show at Handover Ceremony"

New Number 2?

[i.imgur.com image 420x316]

But who is Number 1?

You are Number 6.


I AM NOT A NUMBER!

/why did you resign?
 
2013-10-15 01:05:02 PM  
Did he go Bevis and Butthead on it and try being polite, or did he pray to God it would come out?

/I've tried both methods
//"Please come out of my butt"
//"Oh, God, make it come out!"
 
2013-10-15 01:12:41 PM  

true okie doke: DiarrheaVanFrank: Has the headline changed?  I see "New Vatican No. 2 a No-Show at Handover Ceremony"  which suggests that perhaps Pope Francis ought to switch to 7-grain Jesus's body.

Also, IIRC the ancient Romans were among the first to have sewage systems... so why in 2013 does the Pope use manual labor to cart it away?

Gah, they did change it! Subby here, proud of my first approved link and then they have to go and screw it all up!


Happens all the time, no worries.  Congratulations on the first green, and be satisfied that you made Farkers LOL at a poop joke while they enjoyed their morning constitutionals.

/says the guy with a poop joke username
 
2013-10-15 01:29:08 PM  
Feces.
 
2013-10-15 01:57:20 PM  

albuquerquehalsey: ok, pope is coming out.


Leaving satisfied.
 
2013-10-15 03:47:32 PM  
Holy...
 
2013-10-15 10:30:28 PM  
I'm not entirely certain why this is in the "Politics" tab.
 
2013-10-16 02:56:26 AM  
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What a good Number Two looks like.
 
2013-10-16 02:57:59 AM  
Won't you be my number two?
Me and number one are through
There won't be too much to do
Just smile when I feel blue
 
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