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(WMUR New Hampshire)   Criminal mastermind robs crowded convenience store, leaves behind his gun, jacket, and car keys. Police find car up the street and suspect up a tree. Police also mentioned he had a pretty big jacket for a 22 year old   (wmur.com) divider line 12
    More: Dumbass, car keys, jackets, robbery, hiding, crimes  
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2013-10-15 08:36:59 AM
Cat burglar?
 
2013-10-15 08:40:30 AM
i have the feeling he won't be using that prison time to wisely pursue college courses.
 
2013-10-15 08:42:00 AM
Damn, is he at it again?
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2013-10-15 08:42:32 AM
If he's into leaving more than he takes, he should have considered charity work not robbery.
 
2013-10-15 09:18:55 AM
Seabrook is "that town" in the area.  Every county has one.
 
2013-10-15 09:35:33 AM

Ker_Thwap: Seabrook is "that town" in the area.  Every county has one.


Believe it or not, Joey Reardon is "that kid" in "that town"
I know people from there.

He needs to be shipped about 50 miles east and dropped off.
 
2013-10-15 10:06:22 AM

arbitterm: If he's into leaving more than he takes, he should have considered charity work not robbery.


FTFA: "Police said Reardon ran out of the store with cash, but left a jacket, loaded handgun and a car key behind."

What's his Fark handle?

He hasn't posted to Facebook since May 3, 2010, when he decided to "turn [his] life around." So a miserably stupid attempt at robbery counts as progress?
 
2013-10-15 10:08:05 AM

Ker_Thwap: Seabrook is "that town" in the area.  Every county has one.


Every county in New Hampshire maybe. LIVE FREE OR DIE!1!
 
2013-10-15 11:11:35 AM

The One True TheDavid: He hasn't posted to Facebook since May 3, 2010, when he decided to "turn [his] life around."


Just need to add "aspiring rap artist" for bingo, folks.
 
2013-10-15 11:34:04 AM

The One True TheDavid: Ker_Thwap: Seabrook is "that town" in the area.  Every county has one.

Every county in New Hampshire maybe. LIVE FREE OR DIE!1!


It's not the old time New England yankees who cause the problems in Seabrook...  Way too long, political and ranty for me to bother to explain.  You'll thank me for leaving it at that.
 
2013-10-15 11:49:33 AM
Subby, your headline is confusing. You said "jacket" twice, but I suspect the meaning was different in each case, based on what the article says.
 
2013-10-15 12:30:52 PM

Albert911emt: Subby, your headline is confusing. You said "jacket" twice, but I suspect the meaning was different in each case, based on what the article says.


Criminal jacket refers to record, or rap sheet.
 
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