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(The Age (Melbourne))   Bacon can now be used as a contraceptive. Oh, bacon, is there anything you can't do?   ( ) divider line 8
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2013-10-15 12:45:01 PM  
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Albert911emt: BetterMetalSnake: So how much bacon do I have to eat before I'm too gross to mount?

You mean, grosser than you are now?


I was assured this webcam was off!
2013-10-15 09:30:07 AM  
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Savage Belief: It'd be kinda hard to wrap a strip around my dingus.

Just use some toothpicks to hold them in place.
2013-10-15 08:59:28 AM  
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Okay.. I'll try it... But do I need to use the toothpicks..?
2013-10-15 08:44:46 AM  
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An aphrodisiac AND a contraceptive?

/one stop shopping
2013-10-15 08:37:09 AM  
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/Scans headline.............swims away quickly.
2013-10-15 08:32:07 AM  
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2013-10-15 08:30:27 AM  
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End heart disease
2013-10-15 08:29:34 AM  
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Oh, bacon, is there anything you can't do?

 Apparently bacon can't have people shut up talking about itself like it's magic.
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