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(ABC News)   The scariest quotes about the debt crisis. EVERYBODY PANIC   ( divider line
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2013-10-15 08:59:25 AM  
5 votes:
The debt crisis is big. Really big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mindbogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to the debt crisis.
2013-10-15 09:06:10 AM  
2 votes:

kling_klang_bed: I sum up the debt crisis like this:

Finally, a summary I can roll with.
2013-10-15 08:54:16 AM  
2 votes:
Who cares what them damn commie fur-nurs say? We gotta stop them welfare queens from... paying for health insurance...

2013-10-15 08:53:28 AM  
2 votes:
"The U.S. must be fully aware that if [default] happens, the U.S. would fall into fiscal crisis."

--Taro Aso, Japan, finance minister

What a sweet kid! he thinks Americans are aware of what they are advocating for!
2013-10-15 01:11:49 PM  
1 vote:

DmGdDawg: TV's Vinnie: DmGdDawg: TV's Vinnie: DmGdDawg: TV's Vinnie: Meanwhile, Ted Cruz is still allowed to walk in public instead of wearing an orange jumpsuit.

I hear more and more liberals parroting the same nonsense about Tea Party Republicans being guilty of treason, subverting the government or whatever. I realize it's hyperbole and all but it amazes me to hear people suggesting that elected political opponents should be arrested or are "terrorists" for opposing the President's agenda.

2/10 were serious? Go ahead and point out what criminal law Ted Cruz has broken.


LOL, I'll take that as an admission you were just talking out of your ass.

2013-10-15 10:45:21 AM  
1 vote:
How about some quotes on the debt ceiling?
2013-10-15 09:54:25 AM  
1 vote:

Mega Steve: August11: So our country has been hijacked by a group of mostly southern individuals from some of the poorest, ill-educated, bible-humping regions of our country?

And the future is bleak? Really?

In hindsight, maybe we should have let the South secede


By fighting The South, we've created a multi-generational martyr factory of derp.

We should have let them go off on their own so it would gave imploded on its own and then have them crawl back. That would have been the end of it.
2013-10-15 08:51:48 AM  
1 vote:
It's Cloverfield all over again!
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