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(Telegraph)   A female university rowing club poses nude for a calendar. This is pertinent to my coxswain   (telegraph.co.uk ) divider line
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2013-10-15 10:37:58 AM  
A lot of 70's hair in that photo, not that I'm complaining. But it does make me wonder if ALL the hair is 70's hair. ifyaknowhatimean.
 
2013-10-15 10:39:52 AM  
The Stealth Hippopotamus:

meh, second thought. Forget the paddle
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Riding crop


She's almost my age and still drop dead beautiful.  I do sometimes wonder if, when she is at home and out of the public eye, the makeup comes off and she's all - "Freshen ya drink gov'na?!"

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2013-10-15 10:40:22 AM  

nharrisphoto: Picture in the article makes me happy.


Someone tell me why it was that the only thing I zeroed in on was the grammatical error in the caption. I'm 38 now, is this the age where my eye for bad English overpowers my eye for co-ed nudity??

A female university rowing club who caused a feminism row last year over their racy charity calender have defied critics to bare all in an ever saucier follow-up. So they've said to the critics, "I defy you to bare all. Go ahead Mr. Critic, get naked"? Arrgh!  It should be "defied critics by baring all in a saucy follow-up".
 
2013-10-15 10:40:33 AM  

abhorrent1: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/women/10377314/University-of-Warwicks-rowe r s-strip-naked-for-charity-calendar.html

NSFW, obviously


You left off the slide show warning.

And, yet, I don't seem to mind.  :)
 
2013-10-15 10:40:54 AM  

Wellon Dowd: The Stealth Hippopotamus:  but from time to time the UK produces some fine talent.

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Dude! You posted all those hotties and missed this one?  For shame.

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2013-10-15 10:41:41 AM  
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2013-10-15 10:42:01 AM  

bill4935: Someone tell me why it was that the only thing I zeroed in on was the grammatical error in the caption.


Apparently you're gay now. At 38, it might be some variety of midlife crisis thing.
 
2013-10-15 10:43:55 AM  

69gnarkill69: Dude! You posted all those hotties and missed this one?  For shame.

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The only picture of her I have on file is an arty shot from Thrones. She looks so much better as a brunette, which is pretty impressive considering how she looks blonde.
 
2013-10-15 10:44:36 AM  

69gnarkill69: Wellon Dowd: The Stealth Hippopotamus:  but from time to time the UK produces some fine talent.

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Dude! You posted all those hotties and missed this one?  For shame.

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Dude!  You post that someone missed a hottie and you forgot this one?  For shame ... er!

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2013-10-15 10:45:22 AM  
Wellon Dowd: Ok, we get it. You are certified hetero now, No more evidence required. Side note: you have good taste.
 
2013-10-15 10:47:17 AM  
Man, this reminds me of the time that the Girls of TFD* did their calendar.

It was in aught eight or aught nine, I think. I was drinking pretty heavily back then so I might have the years a bit mixed up but I'll never forget the kerfluffle it stirred up. One the one side you had all of the prudes going on and on about how the others were selling out and objectifying themselves and on the other hand you had the women that were saying that they were demonstrating their sexual liberation and freedom.

I remember one day in particular when the exchanges were getting a little out of hand. One of the libs** accused one of the prudes of just having "a pair of veiny hogs" and "it was no wonder she didn't want anyone to see them". Well, the prude just has a total meltdown and the next thing you know she is posting pics of her rather impressive bosom and demanding that little miss lib up the ante so to speak.

What followed can only be described as epic.

For the next two weeks it seemed that nearly every single female (and a few of the moob equipped males unfortunately) were threadjacking at the drop of a bustierre  and posting their tits in the threads. The Mods were going batshiat crazy trying to keep up with it all and finally resorted to deleting entire threads when it got too far beyond their ability to control. I, for one, was simply astounded at the great variety being displayed and posted many a paragraph of encouragement. When I received  a 72 hour time out for maybe perhaps kind of going a little too far in my admiration, I for the first and only time in my participation on Fark developed an alt so I wouldn't miss anything. I was only getting two to three hours sleep a night and maybe a quick nap at lunchtime because you had to check every single thread in order not to miss anything. The headline could read "GM produces electric variant of the Sierra pickup" and every other post in the thread would be boobs.

Of course, like the Ha Ha Guy, Cat Threads, and The Smackbottoms, the craze eventually ran its course. A lot of the girls from back then don't post anymore, although to this day when I see certain logins I immediately recall their cup size.

Good times, good times...

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**Women's liberation types, not to be confused with political liberal
 
2013-10-15 10:48:12 AM  
It features 17 members of the university's rowing club, aged between 18 and 21, frolicking by the River Avon and at their boat house in Barford, Warks.

This sentence makes me feel that I am way too poor even to just jerk off to this calendar.
 
2013-10-15 10:48:58 AM  
i.telegraph.co.uk

I wonder if anyone is going to believe that old man's story about the naked lady on the lake...
 
2013-10-15 10:51:01 AM  

dittybopper: Elegy: Also, the link to the HuffPo critique by Layla Haidrani contains some of the bitterest, sourest grapes I've seen by a self-proclaimed feminist in my recent memory.

Sounds like it's time for the large and moving Torg to rectify the Haidrani again.


Many Shuvs and Zuuls will know what is to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!

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2013-10-15 10:51:07 AM  

IntertubeUser: 69gnarkill69: Wellon Dowd: The Stealth Hippopotamus:  but from time to time the UK produces some fine talent.

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Dude! You posted all those hotties and missed this one?  For shame.

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Dude!  You post that someone missed a hottie and you forgot this one?  For shame ... er!

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Holy sh*t!  That's this chick!  I had no idea who she was.  You have performed a great service for me my friend.
www.funtasticzone.com
 
2013-10-15 10:51:40 AM  

jshine: dittybopper: Elegy: Also, the link to the HuffPo critique by Layla Haidrani contains some of the bitterest, sourest grapes I've seen by a self-proclaimed feminist in my recent memory.

Sounds like it's time for the large and moving Torg to rectify the Haidrani again.

Many Shuvs and Zuuls will know what is to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!

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Yes, have some.
 
2013-10-15 10:53:15 AM  

CJHardin: I studied that picture long and hard and still couldn't find the man in the boat.


Oh bravo!
 
2013-10-15 10:53:43 AM  
Love me some Samantha Fox.
 
2013-10-15 10:54:09 AM  

duffblue: Cute girls getting naked for a good cause, of course some jealous hambeast has to shiat on them for it.


Oh so it's THAT kind of porn. . .
 
2013-10-15 10:54:19 AM  

69gnarkill69: Wellon Dowd: The Stealth Hippopotamus:  but from time to time the UK produces some fine talent.

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Dude! You posted all those hotties and missed this one?  For shame.

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And y'all keep forgetting:

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Also: semi-NSFW
 
2013-10-15 10:55:22 AM  

berylman: Wellon Dowd: Ok, we get it. You are certified hetero now, No more evidence required. Side note: you have good taste.


I also don't have much work to do this morning.
 
2013-10-15 10:55:37 AM  

69gnarkill69: IntertubeUser: 69gnarkill69: Wellon Dowd: The Stealth Hippopotamus:  but from time to time the UK produces some fine talent.

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Dude! You posted all those hotties and missed this one?  For shame.

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Holy sh*t!  That's this chick!  I had no idea who she was.  You have performed a great service for me my friend.
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Nononono ... Thank YOU!

// gotdamned!!!
 
2013-10-15 10:56:38 AM  

abhorrent1: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/women/10377314/University-of-Warwicks-rowe r s-strip-naked-for-charity-calendar.html

NSFW, obviously


Hubba hubba.

Now that's just some good clean fun there.
 
2013-10-15 10:57:11 AM  

IntertubeUser: Dude! You post that someone miss


name.
 
2013-10-15 10:57:18 AM  
Just from the photo in TFA, that is a wildly attractive rowing club.
 
2013-10-15 10:57:49 AM  
And just to prove I'm not stuck in the '60s -

i.telegraph.co.uk
 
2013-10-15 10:58:11 AM  
Lucky LaRue
I wonder if anyone is going to believe that old man's story about the naked lady on the lake...


Everyone is going to believe his story about some stupid rowing broad scaring away the fishes and ruining his line by getting one of her oars tangled in it.
 
2013-10-15 10:58:28 AM  

OldManDownDRoad: And just to prove I'm not stuck in the '60s -

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Michael Jackson is looking pretty good these days.
 
2013-10-15 11:01:01 AM  

69gnarkill69: IntertubeUser: 69gnarkill69: Wellon Dowd: The Stealth Hippopotamus:  but from time to time the UK produces some fine talent.

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Dude! You posted all those hotties and missed this one?  For shame.

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Dude!  You post that someone missed a hottie and you forgot this one?  For shame ... er!

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Holy sh*t!  That's this chick!  I had no idea who she was.  You have performed a great service for me my friend.
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Jesus jumping CHRIST- who IS that?!?!?1
 
2013-10-15 11:01:39 AM  
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2013-10-15 11:03:56 AM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: IntertubeUser: Dude! You post that someone miss

name.


Lucy Pinder.
 
2013-10-15 11:04:12 AM  
From TFA:

Miss Reed, from Poole, Dorset

DORSET!!!

news.bbc.co.uk

"SAY NO MOAR!"
 
2013-10-15 11:04:58 AM  

darch: 69gnarkill69: IntertubeUser: 69gnarkill69: Wellon Dowd: The Stealth Hippopotamus:  but from time to time the UK produces some fine talent.

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Dude! You posted all those hotties and missed this one?  For shame.

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Dude!  You post that someone missed a hottie and you forgot this one?  For shame ... er!

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Holy sh*t!  That's this chick!  I had no idea who she was.  You have performed a great service for me my friend.
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Jesus jumping CHRIST- who IS that?!?!?1


The beautiful and talented Miss Lucy Pinder.  GIS at your own risk.
 
2013-10-15 11:07:05 AM  

pueblonative: duffblue: Cute girls getting naked for a good cause, of course some jealous hambeast has to shiat on them for it.

Oh so it's THAT kind of porn. . .


You know, the amusing thing is, Layla Haidrani actually isn't a hambeast, and we would all benefit from her pulling the stick out of her ass and posing nude for the masses:
i.imgur.com

The REALLY amusing thing is that when I googled her name, every third pic was of naked rowing chicks.
 
2013-10-15 11:10:30 AM  
www.lotustalk.com
 
2013-10-15 11:12:09 AM  

Lucky LaRue: [i.telegraph.co.uk image 850x531]

I wonder if anyone is going to believe that old man's story about the naked lady on the lake...


...or his story of her giving him a sword.

I think we found how that legend started - with the misunderstanding of a euphemism.
 
2013-10-15 11:16:18 AM  
I'd like to give them a break from rowing with the offer of a motorboat.
 
2013-10-15 11:18:11 AM  
Like Dalton, I thought they'd be....bigger.
 
2013-10-15 11:18:32 AM  

69gnarkill69: I call shenanigans.  Those can NOT be British women, they are all good looking.


I'm just going to go ahead and assume that you're not from the country that put some foul thing called a "Snooki" on my TV screen.
 
2013-10-15 11:18:54 AM  
The female rugby team did this at U Laval a few years ago. Yes rugby, real strong women far from the beauty standard. 
When some feminist group got word of it, the university bought all the calendars, yet allowed the men's swimming team to make their own. 

So go figure...
 
2013-10-15 11:20:23 AM  

IntertubeUser: The Stealth Hippopotamus: IntertubeUser: Dude! You post that someone miss

name.

Lucy Pinder.




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2013-10-15 11:23:08 AM  
fi.somethingawful.com
 
2013-10-15 11:23:54 AM  

Mokmo: The female rugby team did this at U Laval a few years ago. Yes rugby, real strong women far from the beauty standard. 
When some feminist group got word of it, the university bought all the calendars, yet allowed the men's swimming team to make their own. 

So go figure...


obviously the female rugby players were fragile little flowers that needed the university to protect them.

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2013-10-15 11:26:39 AM  

Lucky LaRue: [i.telegraph.co.uk image 850x531]

I wonder if anyone is going to believe that old man's story about the naked lady on the lake...


He looks like he's at the age where he couldn't give a shiat whether or not you believe him, because he saw beauty; pale-skinned and blue-eyed, wine-colored lips, and round, full breasts with the veins running through them like a good cheese.
 
2013-10-15 11:29:18 AM  
i.telegraph.co.uk

The one on the far left, please.

/Wouldn't really quibble with any of the others, either.
 
2013-10-15 11:32:46 AM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: I would argue that American women on average are far superior...


We have the advantage of a larger population, which gives rise to a larger gene pool to draw upon.

Although, we still produce this...

www.teamjimmyjoe.com
 
2013-10-15 11:40:55 AM  

Wellon Dowd: The Stealth Hippopotamus:  but from time to time the UK produces some fine talent.

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Lindsay Lohan?
 
2013-10-15 11:46:04 AM  

Sybarite: I bet those gals could give a wicked handy.


Callouses, man.
 
2013-10-15 11:46:54 AM  
My current favorite English muffin.

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Clara with the Doctor when the snow came falling down.
 
2013-10-15 11:47:32 AM  

Lucky LaRue: [i.telegraph.co.uk image 850x531]

I wonder if anyone is going to believe that old man's story about the naked lady on the lake...


It's not like these are candid shots.  Every single one is staged and I'm sure they did several shoots of each pose.  Grampa fisherman is probably just her grandfather.
 
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