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(Telegraph)   A female university rowing club poses nude for a calendar. This is pertinent to my coxswain   (telegraph.co.uk) divider line 150
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2013-10-15 08:36:27 AM
A GIS returns some pictures, but a lot more of the men's rowing team who seem to have the same thing.

So, yeah, the charges of sexism are true.  (sarcasm)
 
2013-10-15 08:52:04 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-15 08:59:11 AM
Also, the link to the HuffPo critique by Layla Haidrani contains some of the bitterest, sourest grapes I've seen by a self-proclaimed feminist in my recent memory.

And, er, hubba hubba (semi-NSFW)
 
2013-10-15 09:28:47 AM

Elegy: Also, the link to the HuffPo critique by Layla Haidrani contains some of the bitterest, sourest grapes I've seen by a self-proclaimed feminist in my recent memory.


Sounds like it's time for the large and moving Torg to rectify the Haidrani again.
 
2013-10-15 09:33:35 AM
Good for them. Fark the prudes.
 
2013-10-15 09:34:11 AM
I wonder if the stroke has good timing.
 
2013-10-15 10:00:05 AM

OtherBrotherDarryl: Fark the prudes.


That's more difficult than you might think.
 
2013-10-15 10:03:29 AM
Bunch of oars, I'll bet.
 
2013-10-15 10:05:07 AM
Picture in the article makes me happy.
 
2013-10-15 10:05:09 AM

Elegy: Also, the link to the HuffPo critique by Layla Haidrani contains some of the bitterest, sourest grapes I've seen by a self-proclaimed feminist in my recent memory.

And, er, hubba hubba (semi-NSFW)


I was that girl in front didn't have such sharp knees. Literally.
 
2013-10-15 10:05:20 AM
I bet those gals could give a wicked handy.
 
2013-10-15 10:06:20 AM

dittybopper: OtherBrotherDarryl: Fark the prudes.

That's more difficult than you might think.


...And believe him, he's tried...
 
2013-10-15 10:06:42 AM
I studied that picture long and hard and still couldn't find the man in the boat.
 
2013-10-15 10:06:47 AM
fta "As opposed to being liberated by posing semi-naked, they are in fact just helping women to be perpetually viewed as sex objects, something to be 'bought', 'sold' and then tossed away once the Christmas period is over."

We can do that now? Thank you, women.
 
2013-10-15 10:09:02 AM
Why this isn't a requirement for every college-based social sorority is beyond mystifying.....
 
2013-10-15 10:09:02 AM
Whar boobies, WHAR!!!!
 
2013-10-15 10:09:39 AM
I call shenanigans.  Those can NOT be British women, they are all good looking.

Maybe I shouldn't use the Daily Mail as my gauge for British women anymore.
 
2013-10-15 10:09:39 AM
 
2013-10-15 10:10:41 AM
Unnecessary soft-core calendars as a fund raiser are extremely passe... get with the times.
 
2013-10-15 10:11:11 AM

Notabunny: fta "As opposed to being liberated by posing semi-naked, they are in fact just helping women to be perpetually viewed as sex objects, something to be 'bought', 'sold' and then tossed away once the Christmas period is over."

We can do that now? Thank you, women.


I tried that. The garbage collection folks said I had to leave her at the curb on the large item trash day.
 
2013-10-15 10:11:15 AM
 
2013-10-15 10:12:11 AM

abhorrent1: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/women/10377314/University-of-Warwicks-rowe r s-strip-naked-for-charity-calendar.html

NSFW, obviously


Niiiiiice.  The look on that old fisherman's face is priceless.
 
2013-10-15 10:12:46 AM

69gnarkill69: I call shenanigans.  Those can NOT be British women, they are all good looking.

Maybe I shouldn't use the Daily Mail as my gauge for British women anymore.


They're college-age.  Check back in 5-10 years.
 
2013-10-15 10:12:50 AM

Apos: Why this isn't a requirement for every college-based social sorority is beyond mystifying.....


We shall hope that they inspire others to give this a shot.
 
2013-10-15 10:12:58 AM

Elegy: Also, the link to the HuffPo critique by Layla Haidrani contains some of the bitterest, sourest grapes I've seen by a self-proclaimed feminist in my recent memory.

And, er, hubba hubba (semi-NSFW)


I'll forego the Stroke joke and place an order for the Third Seat.
 
2013-10-15 10:13:57 AM
Cute girls getting naked for a good cause, of course some jealous hambeast has to shiat on them for it.
 
2013-10-15 10:14:05 AM

berylman: Unnecessary soft-core calendars as a fund raiser are extremely passe... get with the times.


Prolapse rape?
 
2013-10-15 10:15:59 AM

Just another Heartland Weirdass: berylman: Unnecessary soft-core calendars as a fund raiser are extremely passe... get with the times.

Prolapse rape?


Prison shank-wound rape.
 
2013-10-15 10:16:23 AM

69gnarkill69: I call shenanigans.  Those can NOT be British women, they are all good looking.

Maybe I shouldn't use the Daily Mail as my gauge for British women anymore.



I would argue that American women on average are far superior, but from time to time the UK produces some fine talent.
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2013-10-15 10:16:47 AM

berylman: Unnecessary soft-core calendars as a fund raiser are extremely passe... get with the times.


So, hardcore?
 
2013-10-15 10:17:15 AM
If thinking its OK for hot athletic women to pose naked makes me a feminist... then by all means I am a feminist.
 
2013-10-15 10:19:37 AM
Why are the water end of the oars so oddly shaped?  Is that a British thing?  US oars are smaller and symmetrical.
 
2013-10-15 10:21:36 AM
Coxswain: "A'ight lads pull together now... Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke..."
 
2013-10-15 10:22:20 AM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: 69gnarkill69: I call shenanigans.  Those can NOT be British women, they are all good looking.

Maybe I shouldn't use the Daily Mail as my gauge for British women anymore.


I would argue that American women on average are far superior, but from time to time the UK produces some fine talent.
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Yep, when they get it right, they get it right.

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2013-10-15 10:22:55 AM

abhorrent1: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/women/10377314/University-of-Warwicks-rowe r s-strip-naked-for-charity-calendar.html


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2013-10-15 10:23:48 AM

Iknhaton: Why are the water end of the oars so oddly shaped?  Is that a British thing?  US oars are smaller and symmetrical.


You want to know how I know you're gay?

You didn't make a paddle joke there! That's totally gay

meh, second thought. Forget the paddle
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Riding crop
 
2013-10-15 10:25:27 AM
When you cover up naughty bits with things like oars, flotation vests, or other body parts, it's not really "posing nude", now is it?
 
2013-10-15 10:26:25 AM
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Better than the Geek Calendar but do proceeds go toward finding a cure for Boss-Eye?
 
2013-10-15 10:28:27 AM

ChrisDe: Elegy: Also, the link to the HuffPo critique by Layla Haidrani contains some of the bitterest, sourest grapes I've seen by a self-proclaimed feminist in my recent memory.

And, er, hubba hubba (semi-NSFW)

I was that girl in front didn't have such sharp knees. Literally.


I wish. oops.
 
2013-10-15 10:29:05 AM
who throws away a calender that still ...er....works
 
2013-10-15 10:29:53 AM

wxboy: They're college-age. Check back in 5-10 years.


This applies by a factor of 10 in The Ukraine.  The country is populated by four foot tall, bubushka wearing crones and six foot tall, miniskirted supermodels.  I suspect that 30 years and marriage comes down hard on the girls in Kiev.
 
2013-10-15 10:30:38 AM

ZeroCorpse: When you cover up naughty bits with things like oars, flotation vests, or other body parts, it's not really "posing nude", now is it?


I forget the way the comedian said it, but there's a difference between "nude", "naked", and "nekkid". I always took "nude" to mean classy, "naked" to mean visible, and "nekkid" to mean visible with intent to distribute.
 
2013-10-15 10:31:19 AM

dittybopper: OtherBrotherDarryl: Fark the prudes.

That's more difficult than you might think.


just turn out the lights...

but, alcohol helps
 
2013-10-15 10:32:26 AM
The men's calendar is a LOT more naked. Kind of a bit disappointed in the women's version.
 
2013-10-15 10:32:43 AM
I went to their website.
http://www.warwickrowing.org/shop.php?Doc=nakedcalendar

It may be some sort of trap.
 
2013-10-15 10:33:19 AM

tetsoushima: Just another Heartland Weirdass: berylman: Unnecessary soft-core calendars as a fund raiser are extremely passe... get with the times.

Prolapse rape?

Prison shank-wound rape.


I dont oppose yall getting married, but im not into your porn.
 
2013-10-15 10:34:01 AM

abhorrent1: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/women/10377314/University-of-Warwicks-rowe r s-strip-naked-for-charity-calendar.html

NSFW, obviously


#3 is... brilliant.
 
2013-10-15 10:34:01 AM

pute kisses like a man: dittybopper: OtherBrotherDarryl: Fark the prudes.

That's more difficult than you might think.

just turn out the lights...

but, alcohol helps


Erm, prudes by definition don't like that sort of thing.  Because they are prudes.  So it's hard to get them interested.  Because they are prudes.
 
2013-10-15 10:34:04 AM

abhorrent1: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/women/10377314/University-of-Warwicks-rowe r s-strip-naked-for-charity-calendar.html

NSFW, obviously


Life vests count as clothing.
 
2013-10-15 10:34:05 AM
The Stealth Hippopotamus:  but from time to time the UK produces some fine talent.

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2013-10-15 10:37:58 AM
A lot of 70's hair in that photo, not that I'm complaining. But it does make me wonder if ALL the hair is 70's hair. ifyaknowhatimean.
 
2013-10-15 10:39:52 AM
The Stealth Hippopotamus:

meh, second thought. Forget the paddle
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Riding crop


She's almost my age and still drop dead beautiful.  I do sometimes wonder if, when she is at home and out of the public eye, the makeup comes off and she's all - "Freshen ya drink gov'na?!"

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2013-10-15 10:40:22 AM

nharrisphoto: Picture in the article makes me happy.


Someone tell me why it was that the only thing I zeroed in on was the grammatical error in the caption. I'm 38 now, is this the age where my eye for bad English overpowers my eye for co-ed nudity??

A female university rowing club who caused a feminism row last year over their racy charity calender have defied critics to bare all in an ever saucier follow-up. So they've said to the critics, "I defy you to bare all. Go ahead Mr. Critic, get naked"? Arrgh!  It should be "defied critics by baring all in a saucy follow-up".
 
2013-10-15 10:40:33 AM

abhorrent1: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/women/10377314/University-of-Warwicks-rowe r s-strip-naked-for-charity-calendar.html

NSFW, obviously


You left off the slide show warning.

And, yet, I don't seem to mind.  :)
 
2013-10-15 10:40:54 AM

Wellon Dowd: The Stealth Hippopotamus:  but from time to time the UK produces some fine talent.

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Dude! You posted all those hotties and missed this one?  For shame.

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2013-10-15 10:41:41 AM
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2013-10-15 10:42:01 AM

bill4935: Someone tell me why it was that the only thing I zeroed in on was the grammatical error in the caption.


Apparently you're gay now. At 38, it might be some variety of midlife crisis thing.
 
2013-10-15 10:43:55 AM

69gnarkill69: Dude! You posted all those hotties and missed this one?  For shame.

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The only picture of her I have on file is an arty shot from Thrones. She looks so much better as a brunette, which is pretty impressive considering how she looks blonde.
 
2013-10-15 10:44:36 AM

69gnarkill69: Wellon Dowd: The Stealth Hippopotamus:  but from time to time the UK produces some fine talent.

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Dude! You posted all those hotties and missed this one?  For shame.

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Dude!  You post that someone missed a hottie and you forgot this one?  For shame ... er!

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2013-10-15 10:45:22 AM
Wellon Dowd: Ok, we get it. You are certified hetero now, No more evidence required. Side note: you have good taste.
 
2013-10-15 10:47:17 AM
Man, this reminds me of the time that the Girls of TFD* did their calendar.

It was in aught eight or aught nine, I think. I was drinking pretty heavily back then so I might have the years a bit mixed up but I'll never forget the kerfluffle it stirred up. One the one side you had all of the prudes going on and on about how the others were selling out and objectifying themselves and on the other hand you had the women that were saying that they were demonstrating their sexual liberation and freedom.

I remember one day in particular when the exchanges were getting a little out of hand. One of the libs** accused one of the prudes of just having "a pair of veiny hogs" and "it was no wonder she didn't want anyone to see them". Well, the prude just has a total meltdown and the next thing you know she is posting pics of her rather impressive bosom and demanding that little miss lib up the ante so to speak.

What followed can only be described as epic.

For the next two weeks it seemed that nearly every single female (and a few of the moob equipped males unfortunately) were threadjacking at the drop of a bustierre  and posting their tits in the threads. The Mods were going batshiat crazy trying to keep up with it all and finally resorted to deleting entire threads when it got too far beyond their ability to control. I, for one, was simply astounded at the great variety being displayed and posted many a paragraph of encouragement. When I received  a 72 hour time out for maybe perhaps kind of going a little too far in my admiration, I for the first and only time in my participation on Fark developed an alt so I wouldn't miss anything. I was only getting two to three hours sleep a night and maybe a quick nap at lunchtime because you had to check every single thread in order not to miss anything. The headline could read "GM produces electric variant of the Sierra pickup" and every other post in the thread would be boobs.

Of course, like the Ha Ha Guy, Cat Threads, and The Smackbottoms, the craze eventually ran its course. A lot of the girls from back then don't post anymore, although to this day when I see certain logins I immediately recall their cup size.

Good times, good times...

*T  otal Fark Discussion

**Women's liberation types, not to be confused with political liberal
 
2013-10-15 10:48:12 AM
It features 17 members of the university's rowing club, aged between 18 and 21, frolicking by the River Avon and at their boat house in Barford, Warks.

This sentence makes me feel that I am way too poor even to just jerk off to this calendar.
 
2013-10-15 10:48:58 AM
i.telegraph.co.uk

I wonder if anyone is going to believe that old man's story about the naked lady on the lake...
 
2013-10-15 10:51:01 AM

dittybopper: Elegy: Also, the link to the HuffPo critique by Layla Haidrani contains some of the bitterest, sourest grapes I've seen by a self-proclaimed feminist in my recent memory.

Sounds like it's time for the large and moving Torg to rectify the Haidrani again.


Many Shuvs and Zuuls will know what is to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!

cdn3.whatculture.com
 
2013-10-15 10:51:07 AM

IntertubeUser: 69gnarkill69: Wellon Dowd: The Stealth Hippopotamus:  but from time to time the UK produces some fine talent.

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Dude! You posted all those hotties and missed this one?  For shame.

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Dude!  You post that someone missed a hottie and you forgot this one?  For shame ... er!

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Holy sh*t!  That's this chick!  I had no idea who she was.  You have performed a great service for me my friend.
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2013-10-15 10:51:40 AM

jshine: dittybopper: Elegy: Also, the link to the HuffPo critique by Layla Haidrani contains some of the bitterest, sourest grapes I've seen by a self-proclaimed feminist in my recent memory.

Sounds like it's time for the large and moving Torg to rectify the Haidrani again.

Many Shuvs and Zuuls will know what is to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!

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Yes, have some.
 
2013-10-15 10:53:15 AM

CJHardin: I studied that picture long and hard and still couldn't find the man in the boat.


Oh bravo!
 
2013-10-15 10:53:43 AM
Love me some Samantha Fox.
 
2013-10-15 10:54:09 AM

duffblue: Cute girls getting naked for a good cause, of course some jealous hambeast has to shiat on them for it.


Oh so it's THAT kind of porn. . .
 
2013-10-15 10:54:19 AM

69gnarkill69: Wellon Dowd: The Stealth Hippopotamus:  but from time to time the UK produces some fine talent.

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Dude! You posted all those hotties and missed this one?  For shame.

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And y'all keep forgetting:

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Also: semi-NSFW
 
2013-10-15 10:55:22 AM

berylman: Wellon Dowd: Ok, we get it. You are certified hetero now, No more evidence required. Side note: you have good taste.


I also don't have much work to do this morning.
 
2013-10-15 10:55:37 AM

69gnarkill69: IntertubeUser: 69gnarkill69: Wellon Dowd: The Stealth Hippopotamus:  but from time to time the UK produces some fine talent.

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Dude! You posted all those hotties and missed this one?  For shame.

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Dude!  You post that someone missed a hottie and you forgot this one?  For shame ... er!

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Holy sh*t!  That's this chick!  I had no idea who she was.  You have performed a great service for me my friend.
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Nononono ... Thank YOU!

// gotdamned!!!
 
2013-10-15 10:56:38 AM

abhorrent1: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/women/10377314/University-of-Warwicks-rowe r s-strip-naked-for-charity-calendar.html

NSFW, obviously


Hubba hubba.

Now that's just some good clean fun there.
 
2013-10-15 10:57:11 AM

IntertubeUser: Dude! You post that someone miss


name.
 
2013-10-15 10:57:18 AM
Just from the photo in TFA, that is a wildly attractive rowing club.
 
2013-10-15 10:57:49 AM
And just to prove I'm not stuck in the '60s -

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2013-10-15 10:58:11 AM
Lucky LaRue
I wonder if anyone is going to believe that old man's story about the naked lady on the lake...


Everyone is going to believe his story about some stupid rowing broad scaring away the fishes and ruining his line by getting one of her oars tangled in it.
 
2013-10-15 10:58:28 AM

OldManDownDRoad: And just to prove I'm not stuck in the '60s -

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Michael Jackson is looking pretty good these days.
 
2013-10-15 11:01:01 AM

69gnarkill69: IntertubeUser: 69gnarkill69: Wellon Dowd: The Stealth Hippopotamus:  but from time to time the UK produces some fine talent.

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Dude! You posted all those hotties and missed this one?  For shame.

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Dude!  You post that someone missed a hottie and you forgot this one?  For shame ... er!

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Holy sh*t!  That's this chick!  I had no idea who she was.  You have performed a great service for me my friend.
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Jesus jumping CHRIST- who IS that?!?!?1
 
2013-10-15 11:01:39 AM
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2013-10-15 11:03:56 AM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: IntertubeUser: Dude! You post that someone miss

name.


Lucy Pinder.
 
2013-10-15 11:04:12 AM
From TFA:

Miss Reed, from Poole, Dorset

DORSET!!!

news.bbc.co.uk

"SAY NO MOAR!"
 
2013-10-15 11:04:58 AM

darch: 69gnarkill69: IntertubeUser: 69gnarkill69: Wellon Dowd: The Stealth Hippopotamus:  but from time to time the UK produces some fine talent.

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Dude! You posted all those hotties and missed this one?  For shame.

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Dude!  You post that someone missed a hottie and you forgot this one?  For shame ... er!

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Holy sh*t!  That's this chick!  I had no idea who she was.  You have performed a great service for me my friend.
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Jesus jumping CHRIST- who IS that?!?!?1


The beautiful and talented Miss Lucy Pinder.  GIS at your own risk.
 
2013-10-15 11:07:05 AM

pueblonative: duffblue: Cute girls getting naked for a good cause, of course some jealous hambeast has to shiat on them for it.

Oh so it's THAT kind of porn. . .


You know, the amusing thing is, Layla Haidrani actually isn't a hambeast, and we would all benefit from her pulling the stick out of her ass and posing nude for the masses:
i.imgur.com

The REALLY amusing thing is that when I googled her name, every third pic was of naked rowing chicks.
 
2013-10-15 11:10:30 AM
www.lotustalk.com
 
2013-10-15 11:12:09 AM

Lucky LaRue: [i.telegraph.co.uk image 850x531]

I wonder if anyone is going to believe that old man's story about the naked lady on the lake...


...or his story of her giving him a sword.

I think we found how that legend started - with the misunderstanding of a euphemism.
 
2013-10-15 11:16:18 AM
I'd like to give them a break from rowing with the offer of a motorboat.
 
2013-10-15 11:18:11 AM
Like Dalton, I thought they'd be....bigger.
 
2013-10-15 11:18:32 AM

69gnarkill69: I call shenanigans.  Those can NOT be British women, they are all good looking.


I'm just going to go ahead and assume that you're not from the country that put some foul thing called a "Snooki" on my TV screen.
 
2013-10-15 11:18:54 AM
The female rugby team did this at U Laval a few years ago. Yes rugby, real strong women far from the beauty standard. 
When some feminist group got word of it, the university bought all the calendars, yet allowed the men's swimming team to make their own. 

So go figure...
 
2013-10-15 11:20:23 AM

IntertubeUser: The Stealth Hippopotamus: IntertubeUser: Dude! You post that someone miss

name.

Lucy Pinder.




img834.imageshack.us
 
2013-10-15 11:23:08 AM
fi.somethingawful.com
 
2013-10-15 11:23:54 AM

Mokmo: The female rugby team did this at U Laval a few years ago. Yes rugby, real strong women far from the beauty standard. 
When some feminist group got word of it, the university bought all the calendars, yet allowed the men's swimming team to make their own. 

So go figure...


obviously the female rugby players were fragile little flowers that needed the university to protect them.

img31.imageshack.us
 
2013-10-15 11:26:39 AM

Lucky LaRue: [i.telegraph.co.uk image 850x531]

I wonder if anyone is going to believe that old man's story about the naked lady on the lake...


He looks like he's at the age where he couldn't give a shiat whether or not you believe him, because he saw beauty; pale-skinned and blue-eyed, wine-colored lips, and round, full breasts with the veins running through them like a good cheese.
 
2013-10-15 11:29:18 AM
i.telegraph.co.uk

The one on the far left, please.

/Wouldn't really quibble with any of the others, either.
 
2013-10-15 11:32:46 AM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: I would argue that American women on average are far superior...


We have the advantage of a larger population, which gives rise to a larger gene pool to draw upon.

Although, we still produce this...

www.teamjimmyjoe.com
 
2013-10-15 11:40:55 AM

Wellon Dowd: The Stealth Hippopotamus:  but from time to time the UK produces some fine talent.

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Lindsay Lohan?
 
2013-10-15 11:46:04 AM

Sybarite: I bet those gals could give a wicked handy.


Callouses, man.
 
2013-10-15 11:46:54 AM
My current favorite English muffin.

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Clara with the Doctor when the snow came falling down.
 
2013-10-15 11:47:32 AM

Lucky LaRue: [i.telegraph.co.uk image 850x531]

I wonder if anyone is going to believe that old man's story about the naked lady on the lake...


It's not like these are candid shots.  Every single one is staged and I'm sure they did several shoots of each pose.  Grampa fisherman is probably just her grandfather.
 
2013-10-15 11:51:18 AM
She's scottish
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As if I give a shiat
 
2013-10-15 11:56:21 AM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: IntertubeUser: The Stealth Hippopotamus: IntertubeUser: Dude! You post that someone miss

name.

Lucy Pinder.

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I'll be in my kayak.
 
2013-10-15 11:57:15 AM
A fine bookmark ol chap
 
2013-10-15 11:58:39 AM

Mokmo: The female rugby team did this at U Laval a few years ago. Yes rugby, real strong women far from the beauty standard.
When some feminist group got word of it, the university bought all the calendars, yet allowed the men's swimming team to make their own.
So go figure...


What a female rugby player may look like:

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2013-10-15 12:00:04 PM

Lucky LaRue: [i.telegraph.co.uk image 850x531]

I wonder if anyone is going to believe that old man's story about the naked lady on the lake...


Or the story about what he did after he reeled her in...
 
2013-10-15 12:03:21 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: What a female rugby player may look like:

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That is the weirdest place to take a selfie I've ever seen.
 
2013-10-15 12:08:34 PM

phyrkrakr: ZeroCorpse: When you cover up naughty bits with things like oars, flotation vests, or other body parts, it's not really "posing nude", now is it?

I forget the way the comedian said it, but there's a difference between "nude", "naked", and "nekkid". I always took "nude" to mean classy, "naked" to mean visible, and "nekkid" to mean visible with intent to distribute.


IIRC, Southern Humorist Lewis Grizzard said "naked means without clothing, nekkid means without clothing and up to something..."

He also said he and a buddy were looking at girls on a beach and in reference to one, "if anyone ever told her to haul ass she'd have to make two trips." That one always made me chuckle.

As did the title of the book: Elvis is Dead, and I Don't Feel Too Good Myself
 
2013-10-15 12:10:57 PM

Lucky LaRue: [i.telegraph.co.uk image 850x531]

I wonder if anyone is going to believe that old man's story about the naked lady on the lake...


It doesn't look like she's lobbing a scimitar at him.
 
2013-10-15 12:11:28 PM
I'm seeing a distinct lack of Hope Solo. Help me Boobyone Kanobi, you're my only hope.
 
2013-10-15 12:12:00 PM

RsquaredW: That is the weirdest place to take a selfie I've ever seen.


really? the elevator? It's not a common location but I wouldn't call it weird. Actually if you stop and think about it it is perfect. You don't have to worry about it being clean, a low chance of someone doing something stupid in the background, full size mirrors.

There are really three common location for the mirror selfie:

Bedroom:
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My personal fav, Gym Mirror:

The all to common bathroom selfie:
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2013-10-15 12:13:19 PM
Ye Olde Bookmarke
 
2013-10-15 12:14:17 PM
gym mirror, now in Fark acceptable size:

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2013-10-15 12:16:19 PM

RsquaredW: The Stealth Hippopotamus: What a female rugby player may look like:

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That is the weirdest place to take a selfie I've ever seen.


Natural reaction among the young when they find a mirror
 
2013-10-15 12:16:28 PM
It appears that those watery tarts just gave me a sword, I'm the King of England!
 
2013-10-15 12:21:02 PM

69gnarkill69: abhorrent1: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/women/10377314/University-of-Warwicks-rowe r s-strip-naked-for-charity-calendar.html

NSFW, obviously

Niiiiiice.  The look on that old fisherman's face is priceless.


Huh?
 
2013-10-15 12:25:08 PM

IntertubeUser: 69gnarkill69: Wellon Dowd: The Stealth Hippopotamus:  but from time to time the UK produces some fine talent.

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Dude! You posted all those hotties and missed this one?  For shame.

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Dude!  You post that someone missed a hottie and you forgot this one?  For shame ... er!

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Dude!  Etc.!

img002.lazygirls.info
 
2013-10-15 12:25:37 PM
Sorry, Amber Heard is the hottest female in Hollywood now. She has that classic beauty that you don't see if you walk around a college campus.

I applaud these girls because by the time they hit 25 it's all down hill unless you work out and continue to eat healthy.

Also, these girls are adorable. It's not like they're doing hardcore porn.
 
2013-10-15 12:28:18 PM
I feel like I'm going to need some help remembering this thread
 
2013-10-15 12:29:20 PM
If you're a leg guy, rowers could be good for you.

/'cause they're tall
 
2013-10-15 12:30:00 PM

LewDux: 69gnarkill69: abhorrent1: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/women/10377314/University-of-Warwicks-rowe r s-strip-naked-for-charity-calendar.html

NSFW, obviously

Niiiiiice.  The look on that old fisherman's face is priceless.

Huh?


link
 
2013-10-15 12:30:30 PM
pub.tv2.nowww.discopop.co.uk
 
2013-10-15 12:31:32 PM

69gnarkill69: LewDux: 69gnarkill69: abhorrent1: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/women/10377314/University-of-Warwicks-rowe r s-strip-naked-for-charity-calendar.html

NSFW, obviously

Niiiiiice.  The look on that old fisherman's face is priceless.

Huh?

link


Sorry, still can't see. is where's something wrong with me?
 
2013-10-15 12:31:58 PM
Hot birds, Game of Thrones edition.

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2013-10-15 12:35:46 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: gym mirror, now in Fark acceptable size:

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/snu snu?
 
2013-10-15 12:39:50 PM
Row, row, row the little man in the boat ..
 
2013-10-15 12:42:27 PM

tetsoushima: /snu snu?


I can think of worse ways to go.

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2013-10-15 12:54:35 PM

devilEther: abhorrent1: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/women/10377314/University-of-Warwicks-rowe r s-strip-naked-for-charity-calendar.html

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"... to the last I grapple with thee; from hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee."
 
2013-10-15 01:12:50 PM
Does she not count because she was born in France?

us.cdn001.fansshare.com
 
2013-10-15 01:35:19 PM

Iknhaton: Why are the water end of the oars so oddly shaped?  Is that a British thing?  US oars are smaller and symmetrical.


Know how I know you're gay?

But seriously, you're a bit dated on this... All competition oars are shaped like those in the photo.  You're thinking of "spoons" which were the old school style, I'm not really sure what year they stopped being used but it was probably 20+ years ago.
 
2013-10-15 01:41:42 PM

darch: 69gnarkill69: IntertubeUser: 69gnarkill69: Wellon Dowd: The Stealth Hippopotamus:  but from time to time the UK produces some fine talent.

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Dude! You posted all those hotties and missed this one?  For shame.

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Dude!  You post that someone missed a hottie and you forgot this one?  For shame ... er!

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Holy sh*t!  That's this chick!  I had no idea who she was.  You have performed a great service for me my friend.
[www.funtasticzone.com image 500x665]


Jesus jumping CHRIST- who IS that?!?!?1


Lucy Pinder
 
2013-10-15 01:44:24 PM
I like that they have REAL shapes like REAL women, instead of looking like poorly assembled heavy wind kites.

Whenever I think about sleeping with a woman that thin (the kite-type), my mind always conjures up an image of falling over on a bike... multiple times...


/thread is relevant to my interests
 
2013-10-15 02:00:13 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Mokmo: The female rugby team did this at U Laval a few years ago. Yes rugby, real strong women far from the beauty standard.
When some feminist group got word of it, the university bought all the calendars, yet allowed the men's swimming team to make their own.
So go figure...

What a female rugby player may look like:

[img822.imageshack.us image 500x500]


Holy crap. I take it she's not wearing thigh pads?
 
2013-10-15 02:04:34 PM
I've always had a thing for Emily Mortimer.  Although she's kind of old now and married, but still cute.

images3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-10-15 02:07:46 PM

ZurkisPhreek: I like that they have REAL shapes like REAL women, instead of looking like poorly assembled heavy wind kites.

Whenever I think about sleeping with a woman that thin (the kite-type), my mind always conjures up an image of falling over on a bike... multiple times...


/thread is relevant to my interests


Even a slug is beautiful when it's young.
 
2013-10-15 02:13:35 PM

Lucky LaRue: [i.telegraph.co.uk image 850x531]

I wonder if anyone is going to believe that old man's story about the naked lady on the lake...


How can he tell the story if he hasn't left that spot since it happened?
 
2013-10-15 02:20:05 PM
i1247.photobucket.com


Hey guys, what is going on in here???
 
2013-10-15 02:30:24 PM
Butts, cleavage, and sideboob? That's it? They're cute enough as women, but that's it? You can see that much on cable, these days.
 
2013-10-15 02:31:45 PM
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the closest I get to chicks on a boat
 
2013-10-15 02:34:20 PM

cowsspinach: Amber Heard is the hottest female in Hollywood now.

She is fine.

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2013-10-15 03:32:03 PM

Krowdaddy Chixdiggit: [i1247.photobucket.com image 659x1024]


Hey guys, what is going on in here???


I am sure there is a real women somewhere behind all that photoshopping......................
 
2013-10-15 03:54:17 PM

duffblue: Cute girls getting naked for a good cause, of course some jealous hambeast has to shiat on them for it.


I looked her up and she doesn't give the impression of being a lardo.
 
2013-10-15 06:46:18 PM
I bought last year's calendar, and will buy it again this year, as well as the Men's Team version for a friend. I like it!
 
2013-10-15 07:13:36 PM

Nana's Vibrator: It features 17 members of the university's rowing club, aged between 18 and 21, frolicking by the River Avon and at their boat house in Barford, Warks.

This sentence makes me feel that I am way too poor even to just jerk off to this calendar.


Warwick University is actually just outside of Coventry, which is a dump.

Also, these ladies are members of a British university sports club. That means they will drink anything alcoholic and fark anything without the good sense to run away.

/Went to Warwick
//Wasn't sensible
 
2013-10-15 07:51:23 PM
Too much fapping material, SPENT! Oh, womans 'rowing' should only be performed naked. Mandatory.
 
2013-10-15 10:20:37 PM
Their rears are so big...

You'd think they are involved in a sport where they sit on their butts all day and stroke a large oar.



// JK -- the pictures show very attractive young ladies.
 
2013-10-15 10:38:01 PM

abhorrent1: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/women/10377314/University-of-Warwicks-rowe r s-strip-naked-for-charity-calendar.html

NSFW, obviously


wow, the very last pic had to be timed juuuuuuuuuuuuuust right.....
 
2013-10-16 12:10:36 AM

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What, no Cersei?  Love the shot of the girl who plays Gilly though..
 
2013-10-16 02:56:18 AM

bearded clamorer: Bunch of oars, I'll bet.




Heh. When I was in Batam, Indonesia, they had a pub called "Lucy's Oar House". Their "thing" was they had more oars than any other pub in Indonesia and they did. They had every conceivable type of oars hanging on the wall.

/of course there was a "drink bar" upstairs where.... a buddy of mine..... found out you could get an oar all night for less than wining and dining someone.....
//my buddy.
 
2013-10-16 06:47:58 AM

I May Be Crazy But...: bill4935: Someone tell me why it was that the only thing I zeroed in on was the grammatical error in the caption.

Apparently you're gay now. At 38, it might be some variety of midlife crisis thing.


Whew! I think this thread turned me straight again, especially the post with Game of Thrones actresses. Another job well done for Ms. Dormer.
static.celebritynet.cz
/Only woman in the world with nicer bedroom eyes than Olivia Wilde.
//Seriously, it's hard to look sexy in plaid.
 
2013-10-16 08:16:39 AM

Krowdaddy Chixdiggit: [i1247.photobucket.com image 659x1024]


Hey guys, what is going on in here???


Now, see...that's trying just a BIT too hard with the implants...moves her a smidge into the Uncanny Valley, imho.

/not that I mind her Valley, just saying...
 
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