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(AZ Family)   You'll never be known as the cool uncle if you're the type of guy who chokes your nephew for getting bad grades   (azfamily.com) divider line 32
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2013-10-15 08:24:22 AM
OK, now THAT's avuncular.
 
2013-10-15 08:37:09 AM
Only appropriate if accompanied by the phrase "Why, you little..."
 
2013-10-15 09:44:41 AM
Just curious as to the age of the child.
 
2013-10-15 10:08:25 AM
This is bound to happen more often as "The Simpsons" generation grows into parenthood.
 
2013-10-15 10:09:20 AM
Kid's lucky. Some uncles choke their nephew's chickens instead.
 
2013-10-15 10:11:54 AM
Too many people worried about being "The cool" whatever.
 
2013-10-15 10:13:05 AM
My uncle would only get mad at me when I wasn't hitting the baseball very well.  Ha.  Silly drunks.
 
2013-10-15 10:13:57 AM
Back in school, the parents who tended to beat on their kids for bad grades were dipshiats and/or dropouts
 
2013-10-15 10:18:17 AM

Mega Steve: Back in school, the parents who tended to beat on their kids for bad grades were dipshiats and/or dropouts


Correlation does not imply causation.  Maybe the kids were dipshiats/dropouts first.
 
2013-10-15 10:20:36 AM
I remember all the times my father strangled me if I brought home a C on my report card.

Luxury. My father would hit beat a metal rod for every C I got.

Psfft! When the report cards came out, My dad would line us up, examine each card and randomly shoot one of us in the head with a small caliber pistol. Why, my sister took no less than three bullets to the skull because she could do better in Algebra.

Aw but those were the days.

Aye.

Certainly.
 
2013-10-15 10:22:00 AM
Luxury. My father would hit beat me with a metal rod for every C I got.

Sorry.
 
2013-10-15 10:27:33 AM
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2013-10-15 10:30:02 AM

Harry Freakstorm: Luxury. My father would hit beat me with a metal rod for every C I got.

Sorry.


Too late, turn around, I'll get the rod.

You know in this thread, we will not tolerate C writing.

/Key words in the article, "They said (police) they noticed red marks on the boy's neck, shoulder, eye brow and arm."
//you can count that as convicted.
 
2013-10-15 10:30:56 AM
It's a good method of teaching if you WANT to raise a merciless killer, like the Spartans or medieval knight caste would require.

In the 2013 era? Not so cromulent, there, unks.
 
2013-10-15 10:33:48 AM
His middle name was Lee... which explains everything.
 
2013-10-15 10:35:31 AM

doglover: It's a good method of teaching if you WANT to raise a merciless killer, like the Spartans or medieval knight caste would require.

In the 2013 era? Not so cromulent, there, unks.


whoa, whoa, slow down there, Jane Fonda.  If we weren't raising merciless terrorists and school shooters, we'd have no material here at Fark to make fun of the FoxNews and CNN inaccuracies.  And then where would we be?  Talking about boobs?  I don't think so!
 
2013-10-15 10:36:35 AM
I don't see a problem.  When I was younger, if I brought home a bad grade, I would be locked naked in an oubliette with a pack of ravenous rats.  And that was if my parents were in a good mood.  Kids today are soft.
 
2013-10-15 10:38:44 AM

Gergesa: I don't see a problem.  When I was younger, if I brought home a bad grade, I would be locked naked in an oubliette with a pack of ravenous rats.  And that was if my parents were in a good mood.  Kids today are soft.


Liar!  No one who uses oubliette or ravenous would get poor grades.
 
2013-10-15 10:38:46 AM
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Kids these days, what you gonna do?
 
2013-10-15 10:41:28 AM

Nadie_AZ: Just curious as to the age of the child.



5yo
 
2013-10-15 10:41:38 AM
Well, at least he's not choking him for getting good grades. That would be wrong.

Harry Freakstorm: Luxury. My father would hit beat me with a metal rod for every C I got.

Sorry.


What's "hit beat"? I don't understand that
 
2013-10-15 10:43:00 AM
That's funny, I always thought blows to the head and oxygen deprivation were bad for the brain.
 
2013-10-15 10:43:20 AM

AngryDragon: Gergesa: I don't see a problem.  When I was younger, if I brought home a bad grade, I would be locked naked in an oubliette with a pack of ravenous rats.  And that was if my parents were in a good mood.  Kids today are soft.

Liar!  No one who uses oubliette or ravenous would get poor grades.


He didn't say it happened often, only proves the point that their system worked.

/I think I'll check out prices on rats.
 
2013-10-15 10:45:04 AM

Nana's Vibrator: Talking about boobs?


Don't mind if I do. Boobs are good, m'kay?

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2013-10-15 10:46:52 AM

GeeksAreMyPeeps: Well, at least he's not choking him for getting good grades. That would be wrong.

Harry Freakstorm: Luxury. My father would hit beat me with a metal rod for every C I got.

Sorry.

What's "hit beat"? I don't understand that


I I think it's a black thing where ya get a arse whoopin to the beat of the music.
 
2013-10-15 10:48:19 AM
Well, at least he didn't point an AK-47 at the kid.
 
2013-10-15 10:48:51 AM

doglover: Nana's Vibrator: Talking about boobs?

Don't mind if I do. Boobs are good, m'kay?

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Yes, and those should get her out of a traffic ticket for quite a while.
 
2013-10-15 10:49:34 AM

AngryDragon: Mega Steve: Back in school, the parents who tended to beat on their kids for bad grades were dipshiats and/or dropouts

Correlation does not imply causation.  Maybe the kids were dipshiats/dropouts first.


Since they were still in school, that would kind of disqualify them from being dropouts. It mostly seemed like a case of the parent(s) looking for another excuse to dispense some abuse.
 
2013-10-15 10:50:02 AM

AngryDragon: Gergesa: I don't see a problem.  When I was younger, if I brought home a bad grade, I would be locked naked in an oubliette with a pack of ravenous rats.  And that was if my parents were in a good mood.  Kids today are soft.

Liar!  No one who uses oubliette or ravenous would get poor grades.


I learned to not disappoint my parents.
 
2013-10-15 10:52:12 AM
I'm withholding judgment until the kid's next round of grades come out.
 
2013-10-15 10:52:44 AM
You'll be the cool uncle if you teach him to choke a man out for getting good grades.
 
2013-10-15 02:54:16 PM
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