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(YouTube)   I repent for submitting this link. I admit my sins. I want my conscience clear when I meet whatever is on the other-side waiting for me, although I fear it'll be a bit hot. I'M SOOOOO SORRRRRYYYYY   (youtube.com) divider line 68
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2013-10-15 08:22:03 AM  
Why would you post that!?

You're a bad person, subby, and you should feel bad.

/Still trying to figure just what part of that was actually Chinese.
 
2013-10-15 08:27:30 AM  
You are a very bad person, very bad.
 
2013-10-15 09:24:33 AM  
That felt rascist...

but I don't know why.
 
2013-10-15 09:32:06 AM  
Worth it for the last four seconds.
 
2013-10-15 09:32:41 AM  

I_Am_Weasel: /Still trying to figure just what part of that was actually Chinese.


The subtitles in the last chorus
 
2013-10-15 09:45:04 AM  
Patrice Wilson needs to be stopped.
 
2013-10-15 09:47:50 AM  
/Still trying to figure just what part of that was actually Chinese.


The guy at the beginning was reciting off ancient Chinese secret on making some kind of flat bread.  You're welcome.
 
2013-10-15 09:58:15 AM  
Tell me where to rent a Panda suit and how to get invited to a tween pajama party
 
2013-10-15 10:02:33 AM  

Eat More Possum: Tell me where to rent a Panda suit and how to get invited to a tween pajama party


thanks for taking the window seat...
 
2013-10-15 10:07:26 AM  
Dude is maximum trolling.

He now has my respect.
 
2013-10-15 10:21:50 AM  
Believe it or not, this is how the Miley Cyrus music awards video choreography started out before the vast number of revisions.
 
2013-10-15 10:28:57 AM  
You young people and your jocularities, I never even know what you're talking about.

Looked like a tedious waste of time to me.
 
2013-10-15 10:38:10 AM  
Subby, you should shampoo my dick-hair with your saliva. Then brush your teeth. My dick will be inspecting soon.

When God put teeth in your mouth, he ruined a perfectly good arsehole.

I curse the last 18 generations of your family and cast their souls to hell where Satan will rape their eyes with his jagged cock.

But don't cry about it, subby. You look fat when you cry.

You also look like someone set your face on fire and put it out with a fork.

In short, you suck, subby.
 
2013-10-15 10:55:47 AM  

Fubini: That felt rascist...

but I don't know why.


About the only thing it was missing was having the singer make her eyes squinty and say "ching chong".
 
2013-10-15 11:17:28 AM  
Gorram Patrice Wilson. Why?

Ah, well, at least it's better than "Mass Text"

/Don't tell me he had nothing to do with that
//Patrice Wilson in spirit
///Ear slashies
 
2013-10-15 11:29:58 AM  
No!

One Friday was bad enough.
 
2013-10-15 11:51:24 AM  
If she gets enough clicks, she can afford braces.
 
2013-10-15 11:53:51 AM  
That video was so bad, I think it gave me cancer.

Also;
t1.gstatic.com
Kidding, everyone loves Chinese food.
 
2013-10-15 11:58:54 AM  
古宅心慌慌
 
2013-10-15 12:04:07 PM  
You should have posted this on FRIDAY, FRIDAY, GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY...
 
2013-10-15 12:07:08 PM  
:29 ...
 
2013-10-15 12:29:46 PM  
Someday subby, our paths will cross, it may not be tomorrow, next week or even next month...but they will cross and when they do, I swear I am going to get Medieval on your arse.  You try to hide out in Indo-China, I will be hiding in a bowl of rice, ready to pop a cap in you worthless arse...
 
2013-10-15 12:35:02 PM  
thanks subby! now i have diabetes from that happy, sugar-coated, auto-tuned mess.
 
2013-10-15 12:39:23 PM  
A while back someone sent me a link to a WTF porn video.

It involved a cute young woman (legal age) in her girly bedroom with a huge stuffed panda, then the panda comes alive and ravishes her with a huge black strap on dildo. There is a whole series of them.

It looks like this google search, https://www.google.com/search?q=panda+porn+nude, will turn up some of them if you are into that sort of thing. I didn't watch enough to figure out why or who their target audience was.
 
2013-10-15 12:40:56 PM  
http://youtu.be/04QoA44c23A  a much better chinese song
 
2013-10-15 12:45:30 PM  
Subby, don't say another Goddamn word. Up until now, I've been polite. If you say anything else - word one - I will kill myself. And when my tainted spirit finds its destination, I will topple the master of that dark place. From my black throne, I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you this fear engine will bore a hole between this world and that one. When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming - as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of nothing will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark work will begin. I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth
 
2013-10-15 12:56:53 PM  

Eat More Possum: Tell me where to rent a Panda suit and how to get invited to a tween pajama party


"Hey girls, surprise! Now, who wants to help the panda with his bamboo?"
 
2013-10-15 01:03:32 PM  
May God have mercy on your soul, Failmitter.
 
2013-10-15 01:06:06 PM  
MY EALS! MY EALS!

assets0.ordienetworks.com
 
2013-10-15 01:10:15 PM  
Pedo-Panda will haunt my dreams.
 
2013-10-15 01:18:04 PM  
I'm eating Chinese food right now so I'm getting a kick....
 
2013-10-15 01:29:03 PM  

Fubini: That felt rascist...

but I don't know why.


It reinforces the stereotype that white people make poor decisions.
 
2013-10-15 01:37:19 PM  
I am apparently allergic to crap like that, couldn't make it 45 seconds into that before I reflexively closed the window.
 
2013-10-15 01:37:29 PM  

asciibaron: Eat More Possum: Tell me where to rent a Panda suit and how to get invited to a tween pajama party

thanks for taking the window seat...


Which seat can I take?
 
2013-10-15 02:04:16 PM  

nytmare: asciibaron: Eat More Possum: Tell me where to rent a Panda suit and how to get invited to a tween pajama party

thanks for taking the window seat...

Which seat can I take?


Why don't you have a seat right over here...
 
2013-10-15 02:31:05 PM  
That gave cancer to my ear wax
 
2013-10-15 02:37:51 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2013-10-15 02:40:04 PM  
So when she wants Chinese food she goes to a Mongolian barbecue buffet.
 
2013-10-15 03:20:31 PM  
Give it a few more years... and I'd fark it... fark it real good.
 
2013-10-15 03:29:40 PM  
This professionally edited and autotuned music video is this generations Olan Mills "glam shots", isn't it?
 
2013-10-15 03:55:49 PM  
The video was horrible, but for some reason, an hour later I wanted to watch it again.
 
2013-10-15 04:06:55 PM  

lasercannon: So when she wants Chinese food she goes to a Mongolian barbecue buffet.


and chicken drumsticks are apparently chicken wings.
 
2013-10-15 04:50:10 PM  

unlikely: Worth it for the last four seconds.


I was only good for 30 seconds...
 
2013-10-15 04:59:54 PM  
Look, I don't know this for a fact. I don't have any special insight, understand? But if there was something that could make even a pedophile run away shrieking in terror I bet that video would be it.
 
2013-10-15 05:27:08 PM  

unlikely: Worth it for the last four seconds.


As are most experiences with women...
 
2013-10-15 05:59:47 PM  
I suspect this would be the polar opposite of that song counter-racism and beautifully played/written by the artist
 
2013-10-15 06:03:07 PM  
MSG=Makes Shiat Good!
Good enough that I sporadically bust out into improvised song when eating chinese food....
...it might be a side effect...

...but seriously MSG makes everything taste AMAZING!!
 
2013-10-15 06:34:04 PM  
The latter half is some pretty brilliant trolling.
 
2013-10-15 07:53:35 PM  
Is there some kind of cottage industry that specializes in songwriting and making cheesy videos for these girls?  This is like the fourth or fifth video of that ilk that I've seen on Fark.
 
2013-10-15 08:29:17 PM  

tillerman35: Is there some kind of cottage industry that specializes in songwriting and making cheesy videos for these girls?  This is like the fourth or fifth video of that ilk that I've seen on Fark.


Written and Produced by: Patrice Wilson

Yep, this the same guy who did Rebecca Black and a few others. Google him if you do not know who he is.
 
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