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(Sun Sentinel)   Guy gets stranded at the beach naked after his friend steals all his clothes, so he decides to run home nude. This being Florida, naturally a stranger shoots him dead   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line 24
    More: Florida, Hollywood, Hollywood Boulevard, beaches, clothing, nude, friend, Pembroke Pines  
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14630 clicks; posted to Main » on 15 Oct 2013 at 6:00 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-10-15 05:24:17 AM  
5 votes:

fusillade762: He told detectives he was driving west on Hollywood Boulevard between 5 and 5:30 a.m. Oct. 6 when he spotted the nude man. He passed by him, then turned around and went back, he told police.

Oh for f*ck's sake. Call the goddamn cops and let them deal with it. Did no one learn anything from the Martin shooting?


The guy drove past, interest piqued, he came back around and offers Naked Man a ride.  Thankful Naked Man approaches and Driver propositions him for sex.  Naked Man becomes frustrated, lots of name-calling and get-the-f*ck-off-me's.  Driver shoots Naked Man, panics, then remembers that October to February is "Running Black Kid" season in Florida.
2013-10-15 12:07:44 AM  
5 votes:
Well the shooter did exclaim "I can clearly see your nuts!"
2013-10-15 06:04:00 AM  
3 votes:
Thank goodness that guy had a gun! Imagine what might have happened if guns were illegal and not so widely owned, this guy may have been forced to act more intelligently.
2013-10-15 02:38:14 AM  
3 votes:
I don't get it. If I see some naked dude running down the road I'm going to give him a couple cheers "woo no pants!", honk the horn a few times, and hope he doesn't wind up on a sex offender registry.
2013-10-15 12:21:38 AM  
3 votes:

fusillade762: He told detectives he was driving west on Hollywood Boulevard between 5 and 5:30 a.m. Oct. 6 when he spotted the nude man. He passed by him, then turned around and went back, he told police.

Oh for f*ck's sake. Call the goddamn cops and let them deal with it. Did no one learn anything from the Martin shooting?


Besides, "You can get away with murder in Florida"?
2013-10-15 10:09:45 AM  
2 votes:

eurotrash: No I don't, for all I know it could be my nephew coming home late, locals doing a drunk prank so I get out of the house. There is no possession that is worth a persons life, nothing that a thief would want is something I wouldn't be able to replace.


armedpatriots.com
2013-10-15 07:31:25 AM  
2 votes:
Police: Was the man armed?
Shooter: Yep. Had one hanging from each shoulder.
Police: Okay. I'll rule it self-defense.
2013-10-15 06:41:11 AM  
2 votes:
...less than a mile into a 10-mile journey...

Well, at least he didn't have to run all that way, then get shot.
2013-10-15 01:50:47 AM  
2 votes:
Is there anything that won't shoot you for in Florida?
2013-10-15 12:48:26 AM  
2 votes:
Penis envy. It's a gun thing.
2013-10-15 10:19:01 AM  
1 votes:
So basically in Florida you can follow random strangers around until one of them gets pissed and just blow them away.

Let's call this "zimming."

"Any hobbies?"
"I'm a zimmer, man. Zimmed another one just last night."
2013-10-15 10:11:21 AM  
1 votes:
To be fair though, how could that driver NOT know the naked black man wasn't running to his house to rape his wife?

He couldn't possibly be sure! Better to shoot first!
2013-10-15 08:18:17 AM  
1 votes:

Tat'dGreaser: Confabulat: Then you call the police like a normal person would? No sane person would approach a naked stranger at 5 AM unless he was expecting trouble.

That's sad that your first thought would be this person is going to attack you.


I've spent most of my life in Florida and I've met my fair share of naked men roaming around in the middle of the night. Not a one of them is someone you'd want to have a conversation with.
2013-10-15 08:11:04 AM  
1 votes:
Explain how you see a black man running naked at 5am? Unless there is a TV Floating in the air you won't see him.
2013-10-15 07:53:18 AM  
1 votes:
Ok, so if people are wearing hoods in solidarity for Trevon, does this mean people are going to start going out naked in solidarity for this unfortunate fellow?
Yes, MILFS, Cubans and college chicks of FL, drink a fifth and think that one over. ;-)
2013-10-15 07:18:15 AM  
1 votes:
a.images.blip.tv

Now he has to do the challenge over.
2013-10-15 06:59:05 AM  
1 votes:

GregoryD: I'm sure the guy's penis moved toward him in a threatening manner. It being large and black the only thing left to do was to obviously shoot him.



If there's one type of person who you should be terrified of carrying a concealed weapon - and reason enough to draw your own arms - it's a butt-naked man jogging.
2013-10-15 06:47:52 AM  
1 votes:
Sure Australians get arrested for streaking in public if caught, but we've never claimed to be the land of the free. Our constitution doesn't provide for particular rights or freedoms very much, and it's just sort of left that if there isn't a law against it you're possibly free to do it.

Just what are Americans free to do in the land of the free that is special? Running home naked would be normal behaviour in Germany.
2013-10-15 06:45:29 AM  
1 votes:
"He was running naked, yes, but he had no choice. And knowing my son he would have forgiven the man who shot him."

Don't be so sure , he did kill me Dad.
2013-10-15 06:44:40 AM  
1 votes:

Confabulat: JohnCarter: So...why was he naked in the first place?

People have been known to swim naked in the ocean at night. Or it was sex gone wrong. He's not telling.


Fish Sticks?
2013-10-15 06:20:52 AM  
1 votes:
Strange even for Florida, indeed.
Jeebus mahoney, Florida...

/Some cracker must have instinctively tried to enforce the Fugitive Slave Act.
//Shooter has not been charged, of course. wtf.
///Shooter is 29 and named Duke Laguerre and lives with mom.
2013-10-15 01:19:44 AM  
1 votes:

Tarkus: fusillade762: He told detectives he was driving west on Hollywood Boulevard between 5 and 5:30 a.m. Oct. 6 when he spotted the nude man. He passed by him, then turned around and went back, he told police.

Oh for f*ck's sake. Call the goddamn cops and let them deal with it. Did no one learn anything from the Martin shooting?

Besides, "You can get away with murder in Florida"?


Heh, yeah. Though on second thought the cops probably would have shot him too.
2013-10-15 01:03:48 AM  
1 votes:
Time to kill everyone in floriduh.
Nuke it from Orbit.
It is the only way to be sure.
2013-10-15 12:50:23 AM  
1 votes:
'Merica!
 
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