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(Bay News 9)   Things you don't want to hear at McDonalds: "The baby's completely out of her, still in the sack, should we bust it?"   (baynews9.com) divider line 12
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2013-10-15 01:48:47 AM  
4 votes:
What's more amazing is that a girl named Shardonnay has a first pregnancy at age 20.
2013-10-15 01:27:32 AM  
4 votes:
Well, the placenta would be more appetizing than anything McDonald's serves.
2013-10-15 01:22:23 AM  
3 votes:
"...would you like fries with that baby?"
2013-10-15 01:24:17 AM  
2 votes:

fusillade762: "That's her favorite restaurant and we need to call him Ronald,"

That's the saddest thing I've heard in a long time.


I know right?  Hamburgler, Grimace and Mayor McCheese never even came up for discussion?  For shame...
2013-10-15 12:11:38 AM  
2 votes:
Pretty sure it's "your order is ready"
2013-10-15 03:15:54 AM  
1 votes:

Lionel Mandrake: Ooooh...born with a caul, that's a sign of good luck and good fortune!

fusillade762: "That's her favorite restaurant and we need to call him Ronald,"

...so he'll probably aspire to a manager position!


Hey, this week he's mopping floors next week it's the fries!
2013-10-15 02:47:02 AM  
1 votes:
And all you dumbasses thought MickeyD's didn't deliver!!!!!
2013-10-15 01:43:05 AM  
1 votes:
Completely uncauled for
2013-10-15 01:42:52 AM  
1 votes:
"The baby's aunt said he'll likely get a nickname. "

McToilet.
2013-10-15 01:29:39 AM  
1 votes:
And to be honest modmins it is not the type of thing I want to read in a headline, either.
2013-10-15 01:26:33 AM  
1 votes:
How about Angus, in memory of their late burger.
2013-10-15 01:24:00 AM  
1 votes:

fusillade762: "That's her favorite restaurant and we need to call him Ronald,"

That's the saddest thing I've heard in a long time.


The only thing worse is if it was a Waffle House.
 
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