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(Bay News 9)   Things you don't want to hear at McDonalds: "The baby's completely out of her, still in the sack, should we bust it?"   (baynews9.com) divider line 52
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2013-10-15 12:01:10 AM
"That's her favorite restaurant and we need to call him Ronald,"

That's the saddest thing I've heard in a long time.
 
2013-10-15 12:11:38 AM
Pretty sure it's "your order is ready"
 
2013-10-15 01:11:51 AM
Ooooh...born with a caul, that's a sign of good luck and good fortune!

fusillade762: "That's her favorite restaurant and we need to call him Ronald,"


...so he'll probably aspire to a manager position!
 
2013-10-15 01:22:23 AM
"...would you like fries with that baby?"
 
2013-10-15 01:24:00 AM

fusillade762: "That's her favorite restaurant and we need to call him Ronald,"

That's the saddest thing I've heard in a long time.


The only thing worse is if it was a Waffle House.
 
2013-10-15 01:24:17 AM

fusillade762: "That's her favorite restaurant and we need to call him Ronald,"

That's the saddest thing I've heard in a long time.


I know right?  Hamburgler, Grimace and Mayor McCheese never even came up for discussion?  For shame...
 
2013-10-15 01:26:33 AM
How about Angus, in memory of their late burger.
 
2013-10-15 01:26:52 AM
"Can I get some extra sweet and sour sauce?"
 
2013-10-15 01:27:32 AM
Well, the placenta would be more appetizing than anything McDonald's serves.
 
2013-10-15 01:29:39 AM
And to be honest modmins it is not the type of thing I want to read in a headline, either.
 
2013-10-15 01:29:53 AM

AgentPothead: Well, the placenta would be more appetizing than anything McDonald's serves.


He went there!
 
2013-10-15 01:30:21 AM

Mister Buttons: fusillade762: "That's her favorite restaurant and we need to call him Ronald,"

That's the saddest thing I've heard in a long time.

I know right?  Hamburgler, Grimace and Mayor McCheese never even came up for discussion?  For shame...


Nugget. That should have been top of the list.
 
2013-10-15 01:32:32 AM

Peter von Nostrand: Pretty sure it's "your order is ready"


Ok, poop is coming out..
 
2013-10-15 01:33:39 AM
So is baby the secret ingredient for the McRib?
 
2013-10-15 01:39:44 AM
www.iwatchstuff.com
 
2013-10-15 01:42:52 AM
"The baby's aunt said he'll likely get a nickname. "

McToilet.
 
2013-10-15 01:43:05 AM
Completely uncauled for
 
2013-10-15 01:45:14 AM
"I'm going to need a chip clip and the coupon scissors"  Crab Man
 
2013-10-15 01:46:34 AM
That's about the earliest a baby could survive out of the womb; hope it's ok.
 
2013-10-15 01:48:47 AM
What's more amazing is that a girl named Shardonnay has a first pregnancy at age 20.
 
2013-10-15 01:56:31 AM

7th Son of a 7th Son: What's more amazing is that a girl named Shardonnay has a first pregnancy at age 20.


I was thinking the same thing.  Kudos on beating me to it first.
 
2013-10-15 02:07:22 AM

worlddan: And to be honest modmins it is not the type of thing I want to read in a headline, either.


This is the kind of situation where a Leatherman comes in handy, right?
 
2013-10-15 02:12:23 AM
I'll just go ahead and admit that "Should we bust the sack" is something I don't want to hear anywhere.
 
2013-10-15 02:12:46 AM
I actually worked in a mcdonald's in 1991 and was on line the night my dishwasher walked out and my manager went into labor

yay me?
 
2013-10-15 02:13:44 AM
Bust the sack! DEAR GOD! BUST THE SACK!

www.learningradiology.com
 
2013-10-15 02:15:14 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: I'll just go ahead and admit that "Should we bust the sack" is something I don't want to hear anywhere.


hardinparamedic: Bust the sack! DEAR GOD! BUST THE SACK!

[www.learningradiology.com image 750x662]


See, now you're just doing it on purpose.
 
2013-10-15 02:15:54 AM
There are so many things wrong with this story, but the individual that kept their head and asked the "cut the sack" question seems to be the most reasonable person involved in this story (besides the first responders).
 
2013-10-15 02:18:31 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: See, now you're just doing it on purpose.


There's nothing wrong with having a sac busted every now and then. Puts hair on your chest. Makes you a man.

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KICK ME IN THE JIMMY!

www.mtv.com 

NNNNYEEEEAHHHHHHHHHHHH,
 
2013-10-15 02:31:08 AM
Albert said the baby boy's name is Joshua Murray. The baby's aunt said he'll likely get a nickname

Amazed at the sensible name choice.
/Waiting for the nickname
//prolly Ronald
///Has a ring
 
2013-10-15 02:39:21 AM
art.penny-arcade.com
 
2013-10-15 02:47:02 AM
And all you dumbasses thought MickeyD's didn't deliver!!!!!
 
2013-10-15 03:01:22 AM
Run the placenta through the soft-serve machine and let everyone get in on some of that busted Shardonnay sac.
 
2013-10-15 03:15:39 AM

farkingismybusiness: AgentPothead: Well, the placenta would be more appetizing than anything McDonald's serves.

He went there!


Someone had to.
 
2013-10-15 03:15:54 AM

Lionel Mandrake: Ooooh...born with a caul, that's a sign of good luck and good fortune!

fusillade762: "That's her favorite restaurant and we need to call him Ronald,"

...so he'll probably aspire to a manager position!


Hey, this week he's mopping floors next week it's the fries!
 
2013-10-15 03:33:21 AM

fusillade762: "That's her favorite restaurant and we need to call him Ronald,"

That's the saddest thing I've heard in a long time.


Nickname.

I've heard and been called much, much worse for more disgusting reasons.
 
2013-10-15 03:50:23 AM

Fart_Machine: fusillade762: "That's her favorite restaurant and we need to call him Ronald,"

That's the saddest thing I've heard in a long time.

The only thing worse is if it was a Waffle House.


No. This is worse.  This is farking sad.
 
2013-10-15 04:49:43 AM
As a guy sitting in a hospital room waiting for his first.. Should I name the kid after a bar?
 
2013-10-15 05:30:30 AM

SearchN: As a guy sitting in a hospital room waiting for his first.. Should I name the kid after a bar?


Oh that first poop is going to be a surprise...
 
2013-10-15 05:39:08 AM
You know it will end up being Rhonalda
 
2013-10-15 05:45:12 AM

SearchN: As a guy sitting in a hospital room waiting for his first.. Should I name the kid after a bar?


as long as it's not a bar named sue you're probably okay. congratulations! my first squwacked and pissed on the nurse and I was proud.
 
2013-10-15 06:56:48 AM

meat0918: Lionel Mandrake: Ooooh...born with a caul, that's a sign of good luck and good fortune!

fusillade762: "That's her favorite restaurant and we need to call him Ronald,"

...so he'll probably aspire to a manager position!

Hey, this week he's mopping floors next week it's the fries!


But then the next day some men come by in a black Lincoln Continental and tell me I can make quick money by driving a van back from Mexico...
 
2013-10-15 07:41:25 AM
Would vote "yes" on the bust it question:

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2013-10-15 08:05:46 AM
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2013-10-15 08:28:42 AM
how is babby fried?
 
2013-10-15 08:43:32 AM

Badafuco: Run the placenta through the soft-serve machine and let everyone get in on some of that busted Shardonnay sac.


Secret sauce?
 
2013-10-15 09:03:58 AM
What I over-heard at McDonalds the other day.....

Customer to his family - "That BLT Quarter Pounder is some good eatin'."
 
2013-10-15 09:16:08 AM

GreenSun: "The baby's aunt said he'll likely get a nickname. "

McToilet.


John
 
2013-10-15 10:20:00 AM
But boo we need to get you to the hospital! YOU BETTER STOP! I wan't chicken nuggets now!

You just don't argue with a pregnant woman if you want to live....
 
2013-10-15 11:51:06 AM

KimNorth: But boo we need to get you to the hospital! YOU BETTER STOP! I wan't chicken nuggets now!

You just don't argue with a pregnant woman if you want to live....


Pregnant? No arguments.

Pregnant AND in labor?  It's quite possible nothing that comes out of her mouth will make sense. It's the brain's way of trying to reconcile the maternal instinct of childbirth with the human survival instinct. Of course, not all women react this way, but you have to be ready to respond to statements like "Drive slower, I'm not ready!"
 
2013-10-15 12:23:26 PM
She asked for extra sauce about nine months ago, I'd guess ..
 
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