Maybe God told him if touched them through a hole in a sheet it would be ok?

too bad hypnotism doesn't really work

Rendrago, as dumb as that bent key bit was, it actually was part of his routine way back when. And folks at home would call the studio in amazement.

Sure it works! You're all under my power and don't even know it. While you think you're posting to Fark, you're really doing my evil bidding - BWAAHAHAHAHA!

(BTW I find E-bay a really good place for evil bidding)

Oddly enough, I don't think he's guilty of anything other than being weird and childlike.

I think we have a case of gold-digging greed here.

Just another way for the defense to taint the jury pool.

Do you know why Michael Jackson likes twenty-eight year olds?

Because there are 20 of them!

Wonder how many children out there are scared to death their name is gonna come up in all this and the world will find out they "did it" too?

Skwidd

Oddly enough, I don't think he's guilty of anything other than being weird and childlike.

I think we have a case of gold-digging greed here.

again.

because children aren't capable of telling the truth, especially not when there's money involved.

As i've said to people engaging in suspicious behaviour before 'If you're innocent then stop ACTING like a pedo pervert.'

If he is innocent he:

1) would stop indulging in suspicious behaviour
2) would not feel the need to buy off the accusors.
3) would not be facing these accusations YET AGAIN.

not to be nasty, but as someone who has been forced to live around pedos for most of her life, I know the walk, I know the talk, and I'm pretty damn certain that if he's innocent then i'm a supermodel.

RockIsDead


Well, since he probably wore a glove, he never really did touch any of them.

Ouch a sequined glove on your testicles can't be pleasant. Thats not a place for rough textures.

overheard at work...

" How do you know when MJ has a date?"

...when you see a big wheel parked in the driveway

honestly if you are kobe bryant you have to be loving the relief from the press that jacko has brought.

The jury is still out until The Amazing Kreskin weighs in.

Off-topic, but "Supercalafrajalisticexpialadocious" will never be quite the same after reading Ted Coonterblast's bio.

Next up to publicly defend Jackson: O.J. Simpson, Mike Tyson and Wile E. Coyote.

Since he's a close friend of MJ, could Uri Geller also have some of the same interests as MJ?

Miss Cleo will know.

If this thread had voting then leitmotive would have my only vote.

Heh,

The polygraph is just tarot cards with wires and other useless junk. The American Physical Society completely disproved this technique. Essentially, changes in the body do not mean guilt or innocence. Someone might be thinking of something else, or easily upset. Then the PG technician merely arbitrarily decides guilt or innocence based on how they feel. I know tons of people who fooled the polygraph and got employed in the police and military, despite having used some drugs or had some physical condition that would have disqualified them. Hardly foolproof when most 18 year olds can beat it. Also, this creates a false sense of security for people in counter intelligence. Polygraphs should be tossed in the dumpster.

I know that this is late in the game, I just wanted to add my 2 cents.

I was flipping through the stations the other day and stopped on one of these Entertainment Tonight style shows talking about "jacko"'s appearance in court. Since I get all of 4 channels I decided to stop there for a while (I hate celeb show BTW).

It looks like they are trying to turn this into a race issue a al OJ Simpson. Every african-american actor they pranced onscreen conveyed their disgust that the innocent "jacko" was being charged with child molestation while every white actor conveyed their disgust that "jacko" had indeed molested the child.

I'm sure there are some black actors that think he is guilty and some white actors that think he is innocent, but they sure wern't showing it. Not that it matters what fans and actors or you and I think anyway.

I feel sorry for the kid, because there can be no justice for him, you know that "jacko" will wall if he did the crime or not. Moral of the story? Don't want to obey a law and don't want the punishment for the crime? Become a celebrity with a fan base.

^^^
correction

"jacko" will walk if he did the crime or not.

Geller said he did not seek Jackson's permission to ask about the abuse allegations during the hypnosis, but that he posed the question because he was about to introduce Jackson to his family and wanted to be sure the singer was innocent.

... with friends like that, who need enemies?

I am a hypnotherapist. I do not believe this.....

YOU CAN LIE UNDER HYPNOSIS! THAT IS WHY YOU CANNOT USE ANY TESTIMONY GIVEN UNDER HYPNOSIS IN A COURT OF LAW!

You can make up stories, lie and confabulate the truth in hypnosis. This is not vaild....

Sounds like Uri is trying to help cover for Michael.

So MJ has never gotten hypnotized, then molested children. I guess he does all his molesting while in a non-hypnotized state, then?

/sarah michelle > uri

Innocent until proven guilty, folks. If Jacko is innocent, then he's probably a nicer, kinder-gentler guy than most of us. Unfortunately, most of us are too cynical to believe that a super-rich weirdo could entertain children the way he does without being a perv. God, who really wants to be around kids that much, anyway? Kids suck, and I'm not just talking about Jacko-- *rimshot*.

Given what most of us truly know firsthand (nothing), it's possible that he is innocent, but yeah, it doesn't hold up in the court of opinion. The downside of this logic for me is that I also have to tell myself that the 2002 presidential election may not have been rigged, which really taxes the beneift of my doubt. Bottom line, I think that Jacko believes he's innocent even if he isn't. Free Fatty Arbuckle!

"2002 presidential election"?