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(Foodbeast)   Bourbon vs. Whisky...everything you need to know to not sound like a dumbass   (foodbeast.com) divider line 23
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2013-10-14 08:27:14 PM
7 votes:
I take a bourbon drink, I take a whisky drink, and when I have to pee I use the kitchen sink.
2013-10-14 08:36:42 PM
4 votes:

illannoyin: It's really easy for me.

Tanqueray and tonic please.

/Can't have the brown liquor
//The chemical reaction it has with my Scottish blood is very bad


you break out in woad and rebellion?
2013-10-14 08:39:56 PM
3 votes:

illannoyin: It's really easy for me.

Tanqueray and tonic please.

/Can't have the brown liquor
//The chemical reaction it has with my Scottish blood is very bad


Sweet, sweet bourbon... brownest of the brown liquors.

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2013-10-14 07:58:12 PM
3 votes:
Brought to you by Maker's Mark

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2013-10-15 12:08:52 AM
2 votes:

sendtodave: areeves79: Count me as one of the "drink what you like crowd", if you like it then that's all that matters.

I usually drink Bourbon, but I've been known to drink other spirits & liquors too. I'm usually willing to try something at least once.

This is my current favorite in my "collection":

I also prefer it chilled.

Here are some pictures of my liquor cabinet:

Impressive.

I was never able to keep a collection.

Well, not in my belly, I mean.


Not outside my belly, I mean, I mean.

I mean...

Look, what I'm trying to say is that I'm a binge drinking alcoholic.

Isn't that funny?
2013-10-14 08:43:40 PM
2 votes:

ghall3: AverageAmericanGuy: This kind of list appeals strongly to 20-something men who think that deep knowledge of liquors makes them more cultured.

It's the same thing that sells 80 dollar t-shirts and badger bristle shaving brushes: insecurity.

As a 20 something man, I sort of agree. However, I do like knowing why I like what I like so I can try new bourbons/whiskys/scotches and have an idea of what to expect.


Drink them all. Let the porcelain god sort them out.
2013-10-15 02:00:34 AM
1 votes:

vapor_trail: Ooba Tooba: Can anyone pount me to an excellent rum to sample?

Under $35, not overly sweet like every other rum I've tasted.

[www.ministryofrum.com image 160x250]


That one is a gem! Venezuelan high-end rum is great.

/plus the leather pouch is great for your shiatton of nerdy D&D dice
//or so I've heard
2013-10-14 11:43:46 PM
1 votes:

Tired_of_the_BS: Sidetrack, but yesterday I discovered


Yo
2013-10-14 11:30:39 PM
1 votes:

OtherBrotherDarryl: Hello

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Pappy boldly enters the thread and kicks everyone's ass!
2013-10-14 09:40:49 PM
1 votes:
Seriously, though.

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2013-10-14 09:24:14 PM
1 votes:
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Want some rye?

'Course ya do.
2013-10-14 09:14:49 PM
1 votes:

Veteran of the Cola Wars: Hemingway loved them and drank them copiously.


Along with everything else within arm's length.
2013-10-14 09:12:46 PM
1 votes:

AverageAmericanGuy: This kind of list appeals strongly to 20-something men who think that deep knowledge of liquors makes them more cultured.

It's the same thing that sells 80 dollar t-shirts and badger bristle shaving brushes: insecurity.


You shut your whore mouth about badger bristle brushes. I love my Thäter two band. Sure, it cost more than the "tuition" fees for two weeks at my son's preschool but it's like a baby's butt, a kitten and a cloud had a love child and I get to rub my face with it.
/Nevermind that I use my $16 Omega 10095 more often because of some ingrained guilt complex from my insane parents that doesn't allow me to enjoy nice things.
2013-10-14 09:10:57 PM
1 votes:

Ooba Tooba: Can anyone pount me to an excellent rum to sample?


Hey, wait... you aren't that sorority chick are you?
2013-10-14 08:59:29 PM
1 votes:

I'm just asking questions: Veteran of the Cola Wars:

For me, it is a Tall Dark Stranger. Go ahead. Google it. You will not find it. It is a very old, pretty much forgotten drink from a hell of a long time ago. Hemingway loved them and drank them copiously.

http://thedevilledegg-blog.com/2013/02/01/friday-magic-tall-dark-str an ger/


NOW try it with safe search OFF!!!
2013-10-14 08:57:19 PM
1 votes:

Donnchadha: mediaseth: Second axiom of whiskey: No finer bourbon then Jack Daniels.

Wait, what? JD is fine and all, but not a bourbon.

Annex 313.

Canada and Mexico shall recognize Bourbon Whiskey and Tennessee Whiskey, which is a straight Bourbon Whiskey authorized to be produced only in the State of Tennessee, as distinctive products of the United States. Accordingly, Canada and Mexico shall not permit the sale of any product as Bourbon Whiskey or Tennessee Whiskey, unless it has been manufactured in the United States in accordance with the laws and regulations of the United States governing the manufacture of Bourbon Whiskey and Tennessee Whiskey.


Well, then NAFTA is wrong. :) It is, at least, a Tennessee Whiskey. We agree there.
2013-10-14 08:54:48 PM
1 votes:

AverageAmericanGuy: This kind of list appeals strongly to 20-something men who think that deep knowledge of liquors makes them more cultured.

It's the same thing that sells 80 dollar t-shirts and badger bristle shaving brushes: insecurity.


No kidding!  If you are really cultured, you use the entire badger.
2013-10-14 08:52:53 PM
1 votes:
Second axiom of whiskey: No finer bourbon then Jack Daniels.

Wait, what? JD is fine and all, but not a bourbon.
2013-10-14 08:46:37 PM
1 votes:

Izunbacol: All that and it had the debunked, old-timey tongue-tastebud graphic?

No phrenologists model of a skull, and an explanation of how Makers Mark is brewed by Aryans?


Funny how that old diagram persists...I basically learned it in school, forever ago, then learned it was wrong some years back, and I STILL think of the tongue that way, even though I know it's wrong.
2013-10-14 08:41:27 PM
1 votes:
If it isn't from Kentucky, it isn't really Bourbon.
2013-10-14 08:37:38 PM
1 votes:
Sorry, if you drink either, you'll sound like a dumbass.
2013-10-14 08:32:11 PM
1 votes:
All that and it had the debunked, old-timey tongue-tastebud graphic?

No phrenologists model of a skull, and an explanation of how Makers Mark is brewed by Aryans?
2013-10-14 08:07:36 PM
1 votes:
As someone who is on his third WHISKY....


I toast everyone and their differing tastes.  May we all meet again south of sobriety.
 
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