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(Outside Online)   Lost 72-year-old deer hunter, lost in the wilderness for 19 days after hitting his head, is found alive. He survived by eating squirrels, lizards, a snake, berries, and algae--basically everything but deer   ( divider line
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3284 clicks; posted to Main » on 14 Oct 2013 at 8:10 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-10-14 08:05:53 PM  
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2013-10-14 08:26:39 PM  
2 votes:
He wasn't lost, he was just earning some money playing Russian Roulette.

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2013-10-14 08:20:33 PM  
2 votes:

max_pooper: Probably because venison taste like shiat.

Hum never had shiat save perhaps in small ammounts on unwashed vegetables but venison is usually pretty good. Though have had it prepared by morons a few times where it was tough and fairly gamey but still edible. The real question is why is the max pooper eating shiat? You'd think given his title he'd know it was a waste product And not a fun one like alcohol.
2013-10-15 12:58:41 AM  
1 vote:

tomerson: In other news, I titty farked Katy Perry last night.

Bag of antlers?

/Not sure I got it but, meh...
2013-10-14 11:21:19 PM  
1 vote:
Does that post sound better with a banjo?
2013-10-14 10:16:16 PM  
1 vote:

69gnarkill69: max_pooper: Probably because venison taste like shiat.

You're not supposed to eat the rectum.

As pointed out already, it's all about the diet.  Acorns and scrub brush = nasty venison.  Sweet grass and apples = better than any beef.

I know nothing about deer and deer hunting. With the diet difference, are they both wild deer? Or is one raised and killed like a cow? Or are there hunting grounds where they're fed like this but you still go in and kill them? Utterly ignorant here.

I've had vension when I was a teen. It was okay. I'd try it again.
2013-10-14 09:12:47 PM  
1 vote:

Maxor: If you don't know where you are and don't have a compelling reason to plan on staying in the area why shoot a 80+ lbs creature. Unless you have a bunch of salt on hand or are suprisingly good at making smokey fires the meat will just spoil in about 36 hours and hualing it around is a lot of work. As long as you have a reasonable amount of ammo a 2 or 3 lbs rabbit or squirrel is way more convienat.

Yeah, but given the muzzle energy of the typical modern deer rifle round, what the fark would be left of a squirrel or rabbit?
2013-10-14 08:48:48 PM  
1 vote:

vudukungfu: did he drink his own pee?

Pee? Pfft! That's for sissies.

I was once so hungry I ate my own shiat!

Beat that, Stroud. Suck it, Grylls!

/wasn't even lost - just got hungry watching tv
2013-10-14 08:44:39 PM  
1 vote:
He didn't have enough energy to shoot the deer?  What?  Was he hunting them with a taser?
2013-10-14 08:41:57 PM  
1 vote:
You've just got to kick a man while he is down, don't you Subby?

/Well, I guess he's not down anymore.
//And yeah, I loled
2013-10-14 08:33:35 PM  
1 vote:
He should have been hunting the truck.
2013-10-14 08:33:11 PM  
1 vote:

max_pooper: Probably because venison taste like shiat.

You know how i know you had a scrub deer and not a corn fed....
2013-10-14 08:27:20 PM  
1 vote:
Practicing for the Zombie Apocolyps... and he won!
2013-10-14 08:25:09 PM  
1 vote:
Aren't there bears 'outside'?
2013-10-14 08:24:01 PM  
1 vote:

Mister Peejay: Did he drink, play cards, and shoot the bull?

/but never shoot no deer

Goofus stumbled through the door
He says he got a buck
He was coming from the wayside
And hit it with his truck
Musty cracked a beer and said
Let's celebrate
Goofus caught the first buck
Since 1968
2013-10-14 07:53:07 PM  
1 vote:
did he drink his own pee?
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