max_pooper: Probably because venison taste like shiat.
tomerson: In other news, I titty farked Katy Perry last night.
69gnarkill69: max_pooper: Probably because venison taste like shiat.You're not supposed to eat the rectum.As pointed out already, it's all about the diet. Acorns and scrub brush = nasty venison. Sweet grass and apples = better than any beef.
Maxor: If you don't know where you are and don't have a compelling reason to plan on staying in the area why shoot a 80+ lbs creature. Unless you have a bunch of salt on hand or are suprisingly good at making smokey fires the meat will just spoil in about 36 hours and hualing it around is a lot of work. As long as you have a reasonable amount of ammo a 2 or 3 lbs rabbit or squirrel is way more convienat.
vudukungfu: did he drink his own pee?
Mister Peejay: Did he drink, play cards, and shoot the bull?/but never shoot no deer
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