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(Lincoln Journal Star)   Parents upset that a school principal told students they wouldn't be reciting the Pledge of Allegiance because of the government shutdown   (journalstar.com) divider line 151
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2013-10-14 07:47:11 PM
All the geniuses end up in Education.
 
2013-10-14 07:49:48 PM
Some students were outraged by the decision, and one woman said her son stood up in class and recited the pledge anyway.

Good for him. Always refreshing when they spout their political indoctrination voluntarily.
 
2013-10-14 08:04:52 PM

fusillade762: Some students were outraged by the decision, and one woman said her son stood up in class and recited the pledge anyway.

Good for him. Always refreshing when they spout their political indoctrination voluntarily.


It always amuses me when the "this isn't fascist Russia" types insist on the Pledge.
 
2013-10-14 08:07:02 PM

EvilEgg: It always amuses me when the "this isn't fascist Russia" types insist on the Pledge.


I wouldn't mind saying it if we could omit the "under God" part that was added in the 50's to protect the US against the communists.
 
2013-10-14 08:11:03 PM
Oof. Meanwhile, my school threatened detention if I said "love" instead of "God." That took a visit from my mother to straighten out.

/and school officials tried very hard never to deal with my mother
 
2013-10-14 08:14:28 PM

RedPhoenix122: EvilEgg: It always amuses me when the "this isn't fascist Russia" types insist on the Pledge.

I wouldn't mind saying it if we could omit the "under God" part that was added in the 50's to protect the US against the communists.


Well it worked didn't it?

Look libtard, if it weren't for patriotic American kids reciting the pledge, we'd all be speaking Cuban right now.
 
2013-10-14 08:17:24 PM

Eddie Adams from Torrance: Look libtard, if it weren't for patriotic American kids reciting the pledge, we'd all be speaking Cuban right now.


Hah.  Funny thing, I was the one of 2 people in my class that were Jehovah's Witnesses, and had to sit the pledge out.

/Oddly enough, I ended up saying it in 2004 to swear into the military.
 
2013-10-14 08:19:06 PM
Wait, they still do that?

I never got that. Do we start every work day with a pledge?
 
2013-10-14 08:20:53 PM

NewportBarGuy: Wait, they still do that?

I never got that. Do we start every work day with a pledge?


"I pledge submission, to the manager, of the corporate structure I work for..."
 
2013-10-14 08:27:11 PM

RedPhoenix122: "I pledge submission, to the manager, of the corporate structure I work for..."


I like the old pledge:

i40.tinypic.com


"Heil (Insert President Here)!"
 
2013-10-14 08:31:06 PM

NewportBarGuy: RedPhoenix122: "I pledge submission, to the manager, of the corporate structure I work for..."

I like the old pledge:

[i40.tinypic.com image 495x279]

"Heil (Insert President Here)!"


How long until someone tries to co-opt this into "Obama's idea for the pledge of allegiance."
 
2013-10-14 08:32:14 PM

RedPhoenix122: How long until someone tries to co-opt this into "Obama's idea for the pledge of allegiance."


January 20, 2009.
 
2013-10-14 08:33:37 PM

NewportBarGuy: RedPhoenix122: How long until someone tries to co-opt this into "Obama's idea for the pledge of allegiance."

January 20, 2009.


Touché.
 
2013-10-14 09:01:11 PM
So what actual point was that teacher trying to make, anyway?
 
2013-10-14 09:04:15 PM

fusillade762: Some students were outraged by the decision, and one woman said her son stood up in class and recited the pledge anyway.

Good for him. Always refreshing when they spout their political indoctrination voluntarily.


blog.cleveland.com
 
2013-10-14 09:09:14 PM

Podmore: So what actual point was that teacher trying to make, anyway?


That they are an idiot?
 
2013-10-14 09:16:06 PM
How about not saying it because it's fkn stupid?
 
2013-10-14 09:24:42 PM
Use the kids as trollbait....genius
 
2013-10-14 09:25:30 PM
Having children mindlessly recite a loyalty oath is farking creepy with or without the god part.
 
2013-10-14 09:27:32 PM

NewportBarGuy: Wait, they still do that?

I never got that. Do we start every work day with a pledge?


of course, it leaves you smelling fresh and clean,
gasoline is really more of an after work pick me up,
and paint is best left for the weekend.
 
2013-10-14 09:27:43 PM
I think its cute when the kindergartners do it.
 
2013-10-14 09:28:46 PM
Never understood the witches stand part.
 
2013-10-14 09:30:20 PM

Lady Indica: Having children mindlessly recite a loyalty oath is farking creepy with or without the god part.


But without saying the oath written by a Nationalist Socialist with the ideas to promote those values. how are the flag companies supposed to sell flags to every school room in America?
 
2013-10-14 09:31:59 PM
Can someone explain why we want to pledge allegiance to a piece of cloth? You might think, well, it's not a cloth, it's what that cloth stands for but  the pledge appears to explicitly differentiate between the two: "I pledge allegiance to the Flag of the United States of America, and to the Republic for which it stands..."

Am I missing something or does it actually mean you're pledging to both the flag, which is a piece of cloth, and separately  to the republic that it symbolizes?
 
2013-10-14 09:32:32 PM
Kids should have to sing our national anthem, God Bless the USA, every morning.
 
2013-10-14 09:34:16 PM
What does one have to do with the other, Principal Jackass?!
 
2013-10-14 09:36:08 PM
It's hard not be so smug when I see the shiat you Americans get all huffy about.

Go watch a college football game and calm down, Bubba.
 
2013-10-14 09:37:46 PM

RedPhoenix122: Eddie Adams from Torrance: Look libtard, if it weren't for patriotic American kids reciting the pledge, we'd all be speaking Cuban right now.

Hah.  Funny thing, I was the one of 2 people in my class that were Jehovah's Witnesses, and had to sit the pledge out.

/Oddly enough, I ended up saying it in 2004 to swear into the military.


Military? I'm guessing you're no longer JW, then.
 
2013-10-14 09:37:55 PM
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This whole "trying to blame things on the shutdown to score some points" thing is really  getting far too silly.

You'll notice all those nasty 3-letter acronymed agencies are still going strong through this. (CIA, FBI, IRS, DEA, ATF, NSA, TSA) They'll never stop those.
 
2013-10-14 09:40:19 PM
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But how will the little shiats know the commies are bad while saying a pledge written by a socialist?
 
2013-10-14 09:40:38 PM

Just another Heartland Weirdass: I think its cute when the kindergartners do it.



Ditto to that, it was a funny little surprise when our two year old son was able to recite the pledge in bits and pieces.  "Awe, Cameron's been brainwashed... that's cute, he doesn't even know what he's saying".
 
2013-10-14 09:41:36 PM

NewportBarGuy: RedPhoenix122: How long until someone tries to co-opt this into "Obama's idea for the pledge of allegiance."

January 20, 2009.


Try GHW Bush in the 1998 campaign against Michael Dukakis.

/you have just witnessed the sighting of the rare elder version of "B-B-B-But Bush."
 
2013-10-14 09:43:45 PM
Glad it got the kids talking civics, but it seems like a ham-fisted half-baked way of getting there.
 
2013-10-14 09:44:21 PM
 
2013-10-14 09:44:32 PM
It is observed that the most egregiously unpopula functions of the federal government  will retain full functionality despite it all; Nixon and Matthau be praised.
/to be taken with a giant grain of natrolite
 
2013-10-14 09:47:35 PM

Somacandra: Glad it got the kids talking civics, but it seems like a ham-fisted half-baked way of getting there.


justcomedies.com
Why would the pledge make them talk about Hondas, man?
 
2013-10-14 09:48:18 PM

BullBearMS: Day_Old_Dutchie: This whole "trying to blame things on the shutdown to score some points" thing is really getting far too silly.

It's part of the "who can be more petulant than a third grader" contest the two parties are having.

Thankfully, America is paying attetion.

Americans have never been more eager for a third party in American politics as the government shutdown continues to generate record levels of frustration, according to a new poll.

Sixty percent believe Democrats and Republicans are doing such a poor job a third party is needed, according to a Gallup poll out Friday, a record high in the 10 years Gallup has polled on the question. Similarly, a record-low number of Americans - 26 percent - said the current two major parties adequately represent Americans.

Also for the first time in the poll's history, when broken down by party, a majority of both Democrats and Republicans say a third party is needed.


Where's Perot?
 
2013-10-14 09:50:03 PM

Just another Heartland Weirdass: I think its cute when the kindergartners do it.


One Nation, Under God, Invisible...
 
2013-10-14 09:50:17 PM

uncleacid: Never understood the witches stand part.


Its where you display the witches after you burn them.
 
2013-10-14 09:51:20 PM

ArcadianRefugee: BullBearMS: Day_Old_Dutchie: This whole "trying to blame things on the shutdown to score some points" thing is really getting far too silly.

It's part of the "who can be more petulant than a third grader" contest the two parties are having.

Thankfully, America is paying attetion.

Americans have never been more eager for a third party in American politics as the government shutdown continues to generate record levels of frustration, according to a new poll.

Sixty percent believe Democrats and Republicans are doing such a poor job a third party is needed, according to a Gallup poll out Friday, a record high in the 10 years Gallup has polled on the question. Similarly, a record-low number of Americans - 26 percent - said the current two major parties adequately represent Americans.

Also for the first time in the poll's history, when broken down by party, a majority of both Democrats and Republicans say a third party is needed.

Where's Perot?


I dunno but I bet he's got a chart
 
2013-10-14 09:51:21 PM

ArcadianRefugee: Where's Perot?


A third party is needed, not a cult of personality.  It needs to be founded on a set of principles and guided by them not the whims of any one person no matter how well intentioned.
 
2013-10-14 09:51:56 PM

DalaiLamaDingDong: It's hard not be so smug when I see the shiat you Americans get all huffy about.

Go watch a college football game and calm down, Bubba.


Why you bastard!!!  That's a totally unfair depiction of Americans!!!  I can't believe that you would say...oooohhh, Monday Night Football is on...
 
2013-10-14 09:52:55 PM

RedPhoenix122: I wouldn't mind saying it if we could omit the "under God" part that was added in the 50's to protect the US against the communists.


Which is ironic considering the original author (a preacher who was also a socialist) removed the religious elements so that it would be more widely accepted.
 
2013-10-14 09:54:31 PM

RedPhoenix122: Eddie Adams from Torrance: Look libtard, if it weren't for patriotic American kids reciting the pledge, we'd all be speaking Cuban right now.

Hah.  Funny thing, I was the one of 2 people in my class that were Jehovah's Witnesses, and had to sit the pledge out.

/Oddly enough, I ended up saying it in 2004 to swear into the military.


I don't know what military you signed up for, but when you join the US military you pledge to defend the constitution, not the flag.

/will not pledge to the flag
// its only a symbol.
 
2013-10-14 09:54:38 PM

uncleacid: Never understood the witches stand part.


No, that's Wichit Stands, a small town outside Wichita, Kansas.
 
2013-10-14 09:55:41 PM
b0rg9:One Nation, Under God, Invisible...

Lulz..always had an issue with that part.  I just went with indi whah whah because I couldn't be heard underneath the drones and my lips remained moving.
 
2013-10-14 09:56:56 PM

ArcadianRefugee: BullBearMS: Day_Old_Dutchie: This whole "trying to blame things on the shutdown to score some points" thing is really getting far too silly.

It's part of the "who can be more petulant than a third grader" contest the two parties are having.

Thankfully, America is paying attetion.

Americans have never been more eager for a third party in American politics as the government shutdown continues to generate record levels of frustration, according to a new poll.

Sixty percent believe Democrats and Republicans are doing such a poor job a third party is needed, according to a Gallup poll out Friday, a record high in the 10 years Gallup has polled on the question. Similarly, a record-low number of Americans - 26 percent - said the current two major parties adequately represent Americans.

Also for the first time in the poll's history, when broken down by party, a majority of both Democrats and Republicans say a third party is needed.

Where's Perot?


Perot lost a long time ago due to having thin convictions that played the centrists perfectly, yet of course failed to gain votes. Everyone thinks centrism is ideal, but the most powerful country in the world doesn't work that way. Pick a side, or forever remain a centrist moron with no real ideals. The idea of centrism sells...after election.
 
2013-10-14 09:57:06 PM
 
2013-10-14 09:57:44 PM

Lady Indica: Having children mindlessly recite a loyalty oath is farking creepy with or without the god part.


I believe in one God,
the Father almighty,
maker of heaven and earth,
of all things visible and invisible.
I believe in one Lord Jesus Christ,
the Only Begotten Son of God,
born of the Father before all ages.
God from God, Light from Light,
true God from true God,
begotten, not made, consubstantial with the Father;
through him all things were made.
For us men and for our salvation
he came down from heaven,
and by the Holy Spirit was incarnate of the Virgin Mary,
and became man.
For our sake he was crucified under Pontius Pilate,
he suffered death and was buried,
and rose again on the third day
in accordance with the Scriptures.
He ascended into heaven
and is seated at the right hand of the Father.
He will come again in glory
to judge the living and the dead
and his kingdom will have no end.
I believe in the Holy Spirit, the Lord, the giver of life,
who proceeds from the Father and the Son,
who with the Father and the Son is adored and glorified,
who has spoken through the prophets.
I believe in one, holy, catholic and apostolic Church.
I confess one Baptism for the forgiveness of sins
and I look forward to the resurrection of the dead
and the life of the world to come. Amen.
 
2013-10-14 10:00:00 PM

eatin' fetus: ArcadianRefugee: BullBearMS: Day_Old_Dutchie: This whole "trying to blame things on the shutdown to score some points" thing is really getting far too silly.

It's part of the "who can be more petulant than a third grader" contest the two parties are having.

Thankfully, America is paying attetion.

Americans have never been more eager for a third party in American politics as the government shutdown continues to generate record levels of frustration, according to a new poll.

Sixty percent believe Democrats and Republicans are doing such a poor job a third party is needed, according to a Gallup poll out Friday, a record high in the 10 years Gallup has polled on the question. Similarly, a record-low number of Americans - 26 percent - said the current two major parties adequately represent Americans.

Also for the first time in the poll's history, when broken down by party, a majority of both Democrats and Republicans say a third party is needed.

Where's Perot?

Perot lost a long time ago due to having thin convictions that played the centrists perfectly, yet of course failed to gain votes. Everyone thinks centrism is ideal, but the most powerful country in the world doesn't work that way. Pick a side, or forever remain a centrist moron with no real ideals. The idea of centrism sells...after election.


t1.gstatic.com
 
2013-10-14 10:00:05 PM
Pricipal. Caught sayof school that has stoped Pledging " See, told ya so"
 
2013-10-14 10:00:22 PM

I pledge allegiance to the flag covering the united naughty bits of this woman.


cdn01.dailycaller.com


One fantasy, under darkness and not visible, with orgasms and releases for all.

 
2013-10-14 10:01:27 PM

Mr. Eugenides: ArcadianRefugee: Where's Perot?

A third party is needed, not a cult of personality.  It needs to be founded on a set of principles and guided by them not the whims of any one person no matter how well intentioned.


The biggest call that Perot made where he was absolutely correct and the Democrats and Republicans were just outright lying on behalf of their wealthy donor friends was that if we removed all the financial penalties for moving the manufacturing jobs outside the US, then the giant sucking sound we would hear would be all the manufacturing jobs leaving America.

Now you can look at Detroit and see just how right he was.
 
2013-10-14 10:02:05 PM
Why do we force children to make daily pledges of fealty they don't understand? It's creepy and disturbing like something out of a communist dictatorship except I've never heard of one doing that.

Image vaguely related:
i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-14 10:02:43 PM
I like this story by Red Skelton.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZBTyTWOZCM
 
2013-10-14 10:03:16 PM

StoPPeRmobile: Lady Indica: Having children mindlessly recite a loyalty oath is farking creepy with or without the god part.

I believe in one God,
the Father almighty,
maker of heaven and earth,
of all things visible and invisible.
I believe in one Lord Jesus Christ,
the Only Begotten Son of God,
born of the Father before all ages.
God from God, Light from Light,
true God from true God,
begotten, not made, consubstantial with the Father;
through him all things were made.
For us men and for our salvation
he came down from heaven,
and by the Holy Spirit was incarnate of the Virgin Mary,
and became man.
For our sake he was crucified under Pontius Pilate,
he suffered death and was buried,
and rose again on the third day
in accordance with the Scriptures.
He ascended into heaven
and is seated at the right hand of the Father.
He will come again in glory
to judge the living and the dead
and his kingdom will have no end.
I believe in the Holy Spirit, the Lord, the giver of life,
who proceeds from the Father and the Son,
who with the Father and the Son is adored and glorified,
who has spoken through the prophets.
I believe in one, holy, catholic and apostolic Church.
I confess one Baptism for the forgiveness of sins
and I look forward to the resurrection of the dead
and the life of the world to come. Amen.


I remember the Mormon church 'Bearing Testimony' during Sacrament (I think that was what it was called).  Anyways, normally the speech would start with "I know this church is true".  Similar to a meet and greet at an AA meeting, but much less fun.  Now imagine happening about 4 times during the service.
Affirmation is a hell of a thing.
 
2013-10-14 10:04:29 PM
Seems quite the hep cat.

fbcdn-profile-a.akamaihd.net
 
2013-10-14 10:05:08 PM
Some students were outraged by the decision, and one woman said her son stood up in class and recited the pledge anyway.

Such blind devotion, I've never understood these people and never will.
 
2013-10-14 10:05:56 PM
Well that was a farking impotent gesture that won't cause any change whatsoever. Training another generation of armchair activists who will still roll over and take it from the government, I see.

Congress isn't going to take shiat seriously until this starts hitting them where it counts, in their wallets. People need to start taking matters into their own hands and actually changing their behaviors in response to this provocation.
 
2013-10-14 10:06:15 PM

Mr. Eugenides: ArcadianRefugee: Where's Perot?

A third party is needed, not a cult of personality.  It needs to be founded on a set of principles and guided by them not the whims of any one person no matter how well intentioned.


Three words: Instant. Runoff. Voting.
 
2013-10-14 10:07:17 PM

eatin' fetus: Perot lost a long time ago due to having thin convictions that played the centrists perfectly


His conviction that the rich should not be allowed to abandon America's middle class by moving all the jobs to Mexico and China without facing financial penalties when they brought the finished goods back into the US for sale was right on the farking money.

Compare it to the absolute lies Clinton was spouting:

Clinton while signing the NAFTA bill stated: "...NAFTA means jobs. American jobs, and good-paying American jobs. If I didn't believe that, I wouldn't support this agreement."

Of course, the Republicans were all over the mass media saying the exact same thing.

This is what happens when both parties work together to sell out the people.
 
2013-10-14 10:07:47 PM

BullBearMS: Mr. Eugenides: ArcadianRefugee: Where's Perot?

A third party is needed, not a cult of personality.  It needs to be founded on a set of principles and guided by them not the whims of any one person no matter how well intentioned.

The biggest call that Perot made where he was absolutely correct and the Democrats and Republicans were just outright lying on behalf of their wealthy donor friends was that if we removed all the financial penalties for moving the manufacturing jobs outside the US, then the giant sucking sound we would hear would be all the manufacturing jobs leaving America.

Now you can look at Detroit and see just how right he was.


NAFTA ruined the industry in the US.  But it also ushered in the era of cheap crap, so there's that.

If you had told me in 1993 that I could buy a brand new TV, 50 inches, for $400 I would have slapped you.
 
2013-10-14 10:08:19 PM

generallyso: Why do we force children to make daily pledges of fealty they don't understand? It's creepy and disturbing like something out of a communist dictatorship except I've never heard of one doing that.


Loyalty oaths were usually requested whenever you did something of even minor importance in communist dictatorships.
 
2013-10-14 10:08:33 PM

StoPPeRmobile: Lady Indica: Having children mindlessly recite a loyalty oath is farking creepy with or without the god part.

I believe in one God,
the Father almighty,
maker of heaven and earth,
of all things visible and invisible.
I believe in one Lord Jesus Christ,
the Only Begotten Son of God,
born of the Father before all ages.
God from God, Light from Light,
true God from true God,
begotten, not made, consubstantial with the Father;
through him all things were made.
For us men and for our salvation
he came down from heaven,
and by the Holy Spirit was incarnate of the Virgin Mary,
and became man.
For our sake he was crucified under Pontius Pilate,
he suffered death and was buried,
and rose again on the third day
in accordance with the Scriptures.
He ascended into heaven
and is seated at the right hand of the Father.
He will come again in glory
to judge the living and the dead
and his kingdom will have no end.
I believe in the Holy Spirit, the Lord, the giver of life,
who proceeds from the Father and the Son,
who with the Father and the Son is adored and glorified,
who has spoken through the prophets.
I believe in one, holy, catholic and apostolic Church.
I confess one Baptism for the forgiveness of sins
and I look forward to the resurrection of the dead
and the life of the world to come. Amen.


Raised Catholic, I can still recite the Nicene Creed as it was written in the missals in the 80s. Get 'em while they're young.

The whole thing never made sense to me. Never occurred to me that I wasn't wrong, I just bashed my head against it for a long time trying to understand it. The Stainless Steel Rat (Jim DiGriz, main character, book series by Harry Harrison) was the first atheist I 'met' as a kid, first time I realized that there were people who didn't believe.

I really had no idea that other people existed who didn't believe.

Didn't really have bad experiences as a Catholic, one or two things at school but nothing that wouldn't have happened in a public school. Overall it was very positive. And full of ritual and recital, there's some unhealthy appeal that it has for humans.
 
2013-10-14 10:10:14 PM

skinink: I pledge allegiance to the flag covering the united naughty bits of this woman.
[cdn01.dailycaller.com image 630x394]
One fantasy, under darkness and not visible, with orgasms and releases for all.


Ironically, that woman is Polish.

/still hot though
 
2013-10-14 10:11:25 PM

skinink: I pledge allegiance to the flag covering the united naughty bits of this woman.
[cdn01.dailycaller.com image 630x394]
One fantasy, under darkness and not visible, with orgasms and releases for all.


I pledge allegiance the untied state of that flag.
 
2013-10-14 10:15:09 PM
As absurd as mindless recitation of the Pledge may be, trying to tie it to the shutdown somehow manages to be more absurd. All it does is confuse the issue, confuse students, and upset parents for no positive accomplishment. If you're going to stop reciting the Pledge in school every day, do it because reciting the Pledge every day is a farking asinine thing to do, not because of some made-up shiat - you'll still upset parents just as much, but at least you'd be making an honest stand.
 
2013-10-14 10:15:31 PM

dennysgod: Some students were outraged by the decision, and one woman said her son stood up in class and recited the pledge anyway.

Such blind devotion, I've never understood these people and never will.


patdollard.com

Not dissimilar...
 
2013-10-14 10:17:05 PM
The other day my 6 year old came home and told me that he thinks it's weird to talk about god in school.  When they make him recite the pledge he's chosen instead to say, "one nation, under donuts, with liberty and donuts for all."

It was one of those moments where I knew that I probably ought to give him some sort of lecture about being patriotic, but instead I told him I was proud that he took a stand for something he believes in instead of doing something simply because someone in a position of power said he should.

/css
//wishes for a world with donuts for all
 
2013-10-14 10:17:44 PM
Times like this make me miss James Brown.  You know he would share more than a good word with us. Spread it around James like a funky ghost paying alimony and stuff.
 
2013-10-14 10:18:10 PM
How about that the Pledge is unconstitutional?
 
2013-10-14 10:22:53 PM

eatin' fetus: Perot lost a long time ago due to having thin convictions that played the centrists perfectly, yet of course failed to gain votes.


He was on the ballot in every state and got ~19% of the popular vote. Considering he pretty much came out of nowhere, I'd hardly call that "failed to gain votes".

/Would you have preferred I said, "Where's Wallace?"?
 
2013-10-14 10:24:39 PM

NewportBarGuy: Wait, they still do that?

I never got that. Do we start every work day with a pledge?


My office in Japan used to start the day with the company motto.
 
2013-10-14 10:26:24 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-10-14 10:28:14 PM

Peki: Oof. Meanwhile, my school threatened detention if I said "love" instead of "God." That took a visit from my mother to straighten out.

/and school officials tried very hard never to deal with my mother


I used to get in trouble for "violating" the mandatory minute of prayer in my state, during high school, by blowing my nose for a full minute every time.
 
2013-10-14 10:28:33 PM
assets.amuniversal.com
 
2013-10-14 10:28:58 PM
I believe in the holy ghost
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0KEK1O_Htk">http://www.youtube.com/w atch?v=R0KEK1O_Htk
 
2013-10-14 10:32:46 PM
RedPhoenix122:
I wouldn't mind saying it if we could omit the "under God" part that was added in the 50's to protect the US against the communists.


RedPhoenix here sums up my view on this pretty well.
 
2013-10-14 10:33:03 PM
Millions of immigrants are more than happy to swear allegiance to this country when they get their citizenship, and are willing to do almost whatever it takes to get the privilege to make that oath. Yet we have people BORN in this country who are willing to do almost whatever it takes to not only get out of the oath, but to prevent others from saying it even when they want to.

I shouldn't be surprised. I always am, but I shouldn't be.
 
2013-10-14 10:33:31 PM

Ricardo Klement: generallyso: Why do we force children to make daily pledges of fealty they don't understand? It's creepy and disturbing like something out of a communist dictatorship except I've never heard of one doing that.

Loyalty oaths were usually requested whenever you did something of even minor importance in communist dictatorships.


I like how you take a question about America, take it and run with it, and end up with an attack on communism, which no one was really talking about.

Soo..does that mean McCarthy was a communist? He wanted loyalty pledges.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loyalty_oath
 
2013-10-14 10:34:14 PM
Oh look, a bunch of bullshiat that never happened!

/nobody likes standing for the pledge
 
2013-10-14 10:34:33 PM

Podmore: So what actual point was that teacher trying to make, anyway?


Can't pledge allegiance to something that isn't there?
 
2013-10-14 10:37:42 PM

generallyso: Why do we force children to make daily pledges of fealty they don't understand? It's creepy and disturbing like something out of a communist dictatorship except I've never heard of one doing that.

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fealty....now there's a word you don't see every day.  Actually one of my earliest remembrances of the pledge is an elementary school teacher I had comparing it to communist propaganda.  That was the 70s though.  Teachers could freely state their educated opinions without getting fired.
 
2013-10-14 10:38:48 PM

RedPhoenix122: Eddie Adams from Torrance: Look libtard, if it weren't for patriotic American kids reciting the pledge, we'd all be speaking Cuban right now.

Hah.  Funny thing, I was the one of 2 people in my class that were Jehovah's Witnesses, and had to sit the pledge out.

/Oddly enough, I ended up saying it in 2004 to swear into the military.


No such thing exists.  You do not pledge allegiance to the flag to join the military.  Did you even pay any attention to the words of the oath that you took?
 
2013-10-14 10:40:28 PM
blandyland.com
 
2013-10-14 10:40:50 PM

generallyso: Why do we force children to make daily pledges of fealty they don't understand?


The same reason people send their kids to Sunday School to memorize Bible verses: indoctrination.  Brainwash 'em early enough and they'll stay faithful to the cause forever.

/something something confirmation bias
 
2013-10-14 10:46:44 PM
They're pissed that their snowflakes can't participate in a National Socialist loyalty oath?  Funny, if I had kids I would be pissed if they actually were doing that.


brandent: RedPhoenix122: Eddie Adams from Torrance: Look libtard, if it weren't for patriotic American kids reciting the pledge, we'd all be speaking Cuban right now.

Hah.  Funny thing, I was the one of 2 people in my class that were Jehovah's Witnesses, and had to sit the pledge out.

/Oddly enough, I ended up saying it in 2004 to swear into the military.

No such thing exists.  You do not pledge allegiance to the flag to join the military.  Did you even pay any attention to the words of the oath that you took?


I doubt it.  Half the people in my swearing in actually repeated "state your name".
 
2013-10-14 10:50:11 PM

fusillade762: Some students were outraged by the decision, and one woman said her son stood up in class and recited the pledge anyway.

Good for him. Always refreshing when they spout their political indoctrination voluntarily.


I think reciting the pledge of allegiance is just about the dumbest thing you could do with your time (I'm Canadian), but you can bet your ass I'd be belting it out if a teacher told me I couldn't because of a government shutdown. You have to fight idiocy at all levels.
 
2013-10-14 10:51:12 PM

OneDeltaTenTango: RedPhoenix122: Eddie Adams from Torrance: Look libtard, if it weren't for patriotic American kids reciting the pledge, we'd all be speaking Cuban right now.

Hah.  Funny thing, I was the one of 2 people in my class that were Jehovah's Witnesses, and had to sit the pledge out.

/Oddly enough, I ended up saying it in 2004 to swear into the military.

I don't know what military you signed up for, but when you join the US military you pledge to defend the constitution, not the flag.

/will not pledge to the flag
// its only a symbol.


Woah, badass, etc.
 
2013-10-14 10:51:20 PM

Somacandra: NewportBarGuy: RedPhoenix122: How long until someone tries to co-opt this into "Obama's idea for the pledge of allegiance."

January 20, 2009.

Try GHW Bush in the 1998 campaign against Michael Dukakis.

/you have just witnessed the sighting of the rare elder version of "B-B-B-But Bush."


What office were Dukakis and George Bush the First competing for during the second term of Clinton's presidency?
 
2013-10-14 10:55:10 PM

RedPhoenix122: EvilEgg: It always amuses me when the "this isn't fascist Russia" types insist on the Pledge.

I wouldn't mind saying it if we could omit the "under God" part that was added in the 50's to protect the US against the communists.


Neither would my 9 year old.
 
2013-10-14 10:56:39 PM

Southern100: Millions of immigrants are more than happy to swear allegiance to this country when they get their citizenship, and are willing to do almost whatever it takes to get the privilege to make that oath. Yet we have people BORN in this country who are willing to do almost whatever it takes to not only get out of the oath, but to prevent others from saying it even when they want to.

I shouldn't be surprised. I always am, but I shouldn't be.


No you are factually incorrect.  The flag oath is unconstitutional and un-Christian.  It states loyalty to an object not a country, constitution, or set of ideals.  It's straight up idol worship.  Please try to understand the difference between an oath such as oath to join the military to support and defend the constitution vs an oath to an inanimate object.
 
2013-10-14 10:57:47 PM

BullBearMS: Day_Old_Dutchie: This whole "trying to blame things on the shutdown to score some points" thing is really getting far too silly.

It's part of the "who can be more petulant than a third grader" contest the two parties are having.

Thankfully, America is paying attetion.

Americans have never been more eager for a third party in American politics as the government shutdown continues to generate record levels of frustration, according to a new poll.

Sixty percent believe Democrats and Republicans are doing such a poor job a third party is needed, according to a Gallup poll out Friday, a record high in the 10 years Gallup has polled on the question. Similarly, a record-low number of Americans - 26 percent - said the current two major parties adequately represent Americans.

Also for the first time in the poll's history, when broken down by party, a majority of both Democrats and Republicans say a third party is needed.


So we can count on, what, 5% of us following through and voting for a 3rd party?
 
2013-10-14 11:04:32 PM
God damn communists.
 
2013-10-14 11:06:40 PM

brandent: Southern100: Millions of immigrants are more than happy to swear allegiance to this country when they get their citizenship, and are willing to do almost whatever it takes to get the privilege to make that oath. Yet we have people BORN in this country who are willing to do almost whatever it takes to not only get out of the oath, but to prevent others from saying it even when they want to.

I shouldn't be surprised. I always am, but I shouldn't be.

No you are factually incorrect.  The flag oath is unconstitutional and un-Christian.  It states loyalty to an object not a country, constitution, or set of ideals.  It's straight up idol worship.  Please try to understand the difference between an oath such as oath to join the military to support and defend the constitution vs an oath to an inanimate object.


The Pledge of Allegiance of the United States is an expression of loyalty to the federal flag and the republic of the United States of America.

That's where the "and to the Republic for which it stands" comes into play.
 
2013-10-14 11:07:38 PM

generallyso: Why do we force children to make daily pledges of fealty they don't understand? It's creepy and disturbing like something out of a communist dictatorship except I've never heard of one doing that.

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thank you
many adults dont know what all the words mean (let alone children)
 
2013-10-14 11:09:14 PM
Just a state worker who's pissed that the federal workers are getting paid time off and he isnt.

Principal's been working full time (five days a week, seven hours a day) for a month and a half already!
 
2013-10-14 11:12:12 PM

Jarhead_h: They're pissed that their snowflakes can't participate in a National Socialist loyalty oath?  Funny, if I had kids I would be pissed if they actually were doing that.


brandent: RedPhoenix122: Eddie Adams from Torrance: Look libtard, if it weren't for patriotic American kids reciting the pledge, we'd all be speaking Cuban right now.

Hah.  Funny thing, I was the one of 2 people in my class that were Jehovah's Witnesses, and had to sit the pledge out.

/Oddly enough, I ended up saying it in 2004 to swear into the military.

No such thing exists.  You do not pledge allegiance to the flag to join the military.  Did you even pay any attention to the words of the oath that you took?

I doubt it.  Half the people in my swearing in actually repeated "state your name".


My ignorant brother in law tried to call me out on the stupid flag thing and used the "yeah but you made an oath what's the difference" argument.  I pointed out that my officer's oath has no such oath of any kind resembling anything related to obeying orders, the president, the congress, or even an oath to the country.  He thought I had gone completely bonkers and so I recited it to him.  He was speechless.  I will point it out below.

I,  [name], do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; that I take this obligation freely, without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion; and that I will well and faithfully discharge the duties of the office on which I am about to enter. So help me God (optional).


They think I'm loony but it was pointed out repeatedly and with emphasis in m officer training that this was very specific (not accidental as some claim) wording designed specifically and explicitly to point out several items.

1. No requirement to follow orders if we felt they were unlawful.  And in fact a duty to disobey them.
2. No oath to the President, Congress, or any other governing body.
3. No oath even to the United States as a government entity or physical land mass.
4. They meant both foreign and domestic and specifically require you to disobey directives in conflict with the constitution (did I just repeat myself)?
5.  Certainly no flag oath.  The pledge of allegiance was openly mocked and discouraged.  Never once in the first 15 years I was in was it ever even suggested we recite the pledge.  By mid 2000s the stupidity had crept in though through the Army.
6.  The only oath in this oath is to the Constitution.  This does not imply any of the government.
7.  In the same conversation was the explicit pointing out that the President had no obligation to and in fact it was not customary for him to return a salute and that Reagan was the one that popularized that. He is an elected official and by custom does not salute and nearly every president (including Eisenhower) had stuck to not saluting.


etc etc.
 
2013-10-14 11:18:50 PM

Lionel Mandrake: How about not saying it because it's fkn stupid?


Exactly.  Using the government shutdown (if a portion of 17% is a shutdown) as the excuse just shows how ignorant and most likely incompetent the teacher is.  Teachers are not supposed to use lies to educate with.  He may as well said that they were not going to be saying the pledge because the line down at the DMV currently has more than 5 people standing in it.  It is just as relevant.
 
2013-10-14 11:18:51 PM

grumpfuff: Ricardo Klement: generallyso: Why do we force children to make daily pledges of fealty they don't understand? It's creepy and disturbing like something out of a communist dictatorship except I've never heard of one doing that.

Loyalty oaths were usually requested whenever you did something of even minor importance in communist dictatorships.

I like how you take a question about America, take it and run with it, and end up with an attack on communism, which no one was really talking about.

Soo..does that mean McCarthy was a communist? He wanted loyalty pledges.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loyalty_oath

 
2013-10-14 11:20:04 PM

Southern100: Millions of immigrants are more than happy to swear allegiance to this country when they get their citizenship, and are willing to do almost whatever it takes to get the privilege to make that oath. Yet we have people BORN in this country who are willing to do almost whatever it takes to not only get out of the oath, but to prevent others from saying it even when they want to.

I shouldn't be surprised. I always am, but I shouldn't be.


You sound positively concerned.
 
2013-10-14 11:20:30 PM
I remember in high school there was a kid who would literally yell "UNDER GOD" every time we had to recite the pledge.

Not only that, he was a sexist pig. So you can imagine that he and I got along really well.

/he was a d-bag
 
2013-10-14 11:23:16 PM
Oh good. One of those delightful "both sides are wrong" scenarios.

A principal makes a dumb, pointless decision for no reason, matched in stupidity by all the flag-waving outrage-whores who take the time to give a shiat about something so utterly meaningless.
 
2013-10-14 11:23:23 PM
4 legs bad.

We're hopeless

img.fark.net
 
2013-10-14 11:23:30 PM

Southern100: brandent: Southern100: Millions of immigrants are more than happy to swear allegiance to this country when they get their citizenship, and are willing to do almost whatever it takes to get the privilege to make that oath. Yet we have people BORN in this country who are willing to do almost whatever it takes to not only get out of the oath, but to prevent others from saying it even when they want to.

I shouldn't be surprised. I always am, but I shouldn't be.

No you are factually incorrect.  The flag oath is unconstitutional and un-Christian.  It states loyalty to an object not a country, constitution, or set of ideals.  It's straight up idol worship.  Please try to understand the difference between an oath such as oath to join the military to support and defend the constitution vs an oath to an inanimate object.

The Pledge of Allegiance of the United States is an expression of loyalty to the federal flag and the republic of the United States of America.

That's where the "and to the Republic for which it stands" comes into play.


So it's very simple.  Remove the words "to the flag" and we're cool.

I pledge allegiance to the United States of America, one nation, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.  (optional under God).
 
2013-10-14 11:24:53 PM

Ricardo Klement: grumpfuff: Ricardo Klement: generallyso: Why do we force children to make daily pledges of fealty they don't understand? It's creepy and disturbing like something out of a communist dictatorship except I've never heard of one doing that.

Loyalty oaths were usually requested whenever you did something of even minor importance in communist dictatorships.

I like how you take a question about America, take it and run with it, and end up with an attack on communism, which no one was really talking about.

Soo..does that mean McCarthy was a communist? He wanted loyalty pledges.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loyalty_oath


Hey look, I can bold stuff too!

You didn't ask me a question for me to dodge though.
 
2013-10-14 11:27:49 PM

Southern100: Millions of immigrants are more than happy to swear allegiance to this country when they get their citizenship, and are willing to do almost whatever it takes to get the privilege to make that oath. Yet we have people BORN in this country who are willing to do almost whatever it takes to not only get out of the oath, but to prevent others from saying it even when they want to.

I shouldn't be surprised. I always am, but I shouldn't be.


cryingchild.jpeg

/no, you aren't worth the ten seconds it would have taken to google that
 
2013-10-14 11:32:13 PM
If I have an unwanted boner that I want to lose, I will mentally recite the Pledge of Allegiance. It usually goes away by the end of the pledge.
 
2013-10-14 11:34:42 PM
Hey Podmore, teach was "trying to get the students to talk about government".What a bunch of bull caca on both of them sup and teach.  They don't have any place in the education system, the students are smarter than they are!!!
 
2013-10-14 11:36:16 PM

flup: Oh good. One of those delightful "both sides are wrong" scenarios.

A principal makes a dumb, pointless decision for no reason, matched in stupidity by all the flag-waving outrage-whores who take the time to give a shiat about something so utterly meaningless.


I suspect they're both on the same side.
 
2013-10-14 11:37:38 PM
The Pledge is a loyalty oath, and the purpose of those is to weed out the disloyal. It is time to change "One Nation Under God" to "One Nation Under Christ" so moozlim ayrab terrists know we don't mean Allah. When they balk and won't say it, we know we've found one. http://www.uncoveror.com/pledge.htm
 
2013-10-14 11:39:33 PM

Sock Ruh Tease: If I have an unwanted boner that I want to lose, I will mentally recite the Pledge of Allegiance. It usually goes away by the end of the pledge.


United States Flag code disallows lowering of the pole.
 
2013-10-14 11:40:09 PM
E plebnista!

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-10-14 11:43:03 PM

uncoveror: The Pledge is a loyalty oath, and the purpose of those is to weed out the disloyal. It is time to change "One Nation Under God" to "One Nation Under Christ" so moozlim ayrab terrists know we don't mean Allah. When they balk and won't say it, we know we've found one. http://www.uncoveror.com/pledge.htm


Your blog sucks.
 
2013-10-14 11:44:28 PM
Principal Pat Jones? Sounds more like "Mother Jones"!!!
 
2013-10-14 11:47:08 PM

Rhino_man: Somacandra: Glad it got the kids talking civics, but it seems like a ham-fisted half-baked way of getting there.

[justcomedies.com image 560x372]
Why would the pledge make them talk about Hondas, man?


Thanks for this insight and all that jazz. There will be an accord to open the gov't soon.
 
2013-10-14 11:49:09 PM

EvilEgg: fusillade762: Some students were outraged by the decision, and one woman said her son stood up in class and recited the pledge anyway.

Good for him. Always refreshing when they spout their political indoctrination voluntarily.

It always amuses me when the "this isn't fascist Russia" types insist on the Pledge.


/ Came here to say all this.
 
2013-10-14 11:55:09 PM

brandent: Southern100: brandent: Southern100: Millions of immigrants are more than happy to swear allegiance to this country when they get their citizenship, and are willing to do almost whatever it takes to get the privilege to make that oath. Yet we have people BORN in this country who are willing to do almost whatever it takes to not only get out of the oath, but to prevent others from saying it even when they want to.

I shouldn't be surprised. I always am, but I shouldn't be.

No you are factually incorrect.  The flag oath is unconstitutional and un-Christian.  It states loyalty to an object not a country, constitution, or set of ideals.  It's straight up idol worship.  Please try to understand the difference between an oath such as oath to join the military to support and defend the constitution vs an oath to an inanimate object.

The Pledge of Allegiance of the United States is an expression of loyalty to the federal flag and the republic of the United States of America.

That's where the "and to the Republic for which it stands" comes into play.

So it's very simple.  Remove the words "to the flag" and we're cool.

I pledge allegiance to the United States of America, one nation, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.  (optional under God).


Yeah, but that totally makes sense, and we can't be having that.
 
2013-10-14 11:55:23 PM

White_Scarf_Syndrome: 4 legs bad.

We're hopeless

[img.fark.net image 400x296]


That movie always makes me cry. At the end, when the spider dies.
 
2013-10-14 11:55:54 PM

grumpfuff: uncoveror: The Pledge is a loyalty oath, and the purpose of those is to weed out the disloyal. It is time to change "One Nation Under God" to "One Nation Under Christ" so moozlim ayrab terrists know we don't mean Allah. When they balk and won't say it, we know we've found one. http://www.uncoveror.com/pledge.htm

Your blog sucks.


What do you mean I won't actually be able to see the dark side of the moon???
 
2013-10-14 11:59:24 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: grumpfuff: uncoveror: The Pledge is a loyalty oath, and the purpose of those is to weed out the disloyal. It is time to change "One Nation Under God" to "One Nation Under Christ" so moozlim ayrab terrists know we don't mean Allah. When they balk and won't say it, we know we've found one. http://www.uncoveror.com/pledge.htm

Your blog sucks.

What do you mean I won't actually be able to see the dark side of the moon???


I clicked around a bit too, and I can't decide if it's really that derpy, or just unfunny satire.
 
2013-10-15 12:05:35 AM

uncoveror: The Pledge is a loyalty oath, and the purpose of those is to weed out the disloyal. It is time to change "One Nation Under God" to "One Nation Under Christ" so moozlim ayrab terrists know we don't mean Allah. When they balk and won't say it, we know we've found one. http://www.uncoveror.com/pledge.htm


One Nation Under a Groove, Muthafukah
 
2013-10-15 12:26:45 AM
I went to a bbb event some time back and they did the pledge and a prayer prior to the event. So f'ing dumb
 
2013-10-15 12:28:12 AM
The pledge of alligence is supposed to be an oath.

Making you say it more than once is basically calling you a liar, or at least implying it strongly.

Allowing minors to say it means those minors can swear oaths.
 
2013-10-15 12:46:06 AM
cretinbob: img.fark.net

I feel so sad for that troop.

Can he ever forgive me for sending him out in my place? I was not able to go.
 
2013-10-15 12:51:09 AM

RedPhoenix122: EvilEgg: It always amuses me when the "this isn't fascist Russia" types insist on the Pledge.

I wouldn't mind saying it if we could omit the "under God" part that was added in the 50's to protect the US against the communists.


Fark the Knights of Columbus for messing up a perfectly cromulent pledge.  I'll stick to the 1924-1954 version, personally.
 
2013-10-15 12:54:29 AM

Somacandra: NewportBarGuy: RedPhoenix122: How long until someone tries to co-opt this into "Obama's idea for the pledge of allegiance."

January 20, 2009.

Try GHW Bush in the 1998 campaign against Michael Dukakis.

/you have just witnessed the sighting of the rare elder version of "B-B-B-But Bush."


1988. But never mind that. I remember it well Poppy Bush impugning Dukakis' patriotism over something about the pledge.
 
2013-10-15 12:59:08 AM

phaseolus: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 600x661]


There was another Life in Hell before that involving the United States of a Merry Cow and to the Republicans to which I scam, I remember showing it to my boss when I was working in Japan 1989ish.
 
2013-10-15 01:13:25 AM

infinitydreamer: The other day my 6 year old came home and told me that he thinks it's weird to talk about god in school.  When they make him recite the pledge he's chosen instead to say, "one nation, under donuts, with liberty and donuts for all."

It was one of those moments where I knew that I probably ought to give him some sort of lecture about being patriotic, but instead I told him I was proud that he took a stand for something he believes in instead of doing something simply because someone in a position of power said he should.

/css
//wishes for a world with donuts for all


Not me. Donuts and carbs conspired to kill me. But I escaped. I like the kid who simply substituted "under Love" for "under God". Same thing but without the religious overtones.
 
2013-10-15 02:07:52 AM

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Seems quite the hep cat.

https://www.facebook.com/people/Pat-Jones/100000472569915
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I couldn't figure out what principal Pat Jones was trying to achieve with his "teaching moment". Maybe point out how ridiculous some claims and blame about the government shutdown are?

But the FB page lists one of his activities as "KEEP CHRIST IN CHRISTMAS", so I guess he sees himself as a warrior for true Americans who wanted to show what the pretender muslim president might do in the near future, because Obama hates America.

The local comments I read didn't seem to realize he was only being "sarcastic", and instead castigate him as as stupid parasitic government paid Obama stooge.
 
2013-10-15 02:33:10 AM

Lady Indica: Having children mindlessly recite a loyalty oath is farking creepy with or without the god part.


Yup.
 
2013-10-15 04:22:51 AM
Given the pledge, flag worship, exceptionalism, etc., it always surprises me that Italy and Germany both managed to beat the US to Fascism, it seems like an ideology far more suited to the American culture.
 
2013-10-15 06:05:52 AM
I never swore no pledge to no flag, state or anything else. My country even has a monarch.

Y'all 'mericans is nuts.
 
2013-10-15 07:01:06 AM
Of course, the principal was espousing a specific, political agenda.  He was exercising his right to free speech, right?  Not because he supported Father Obama and the church of gubmint.
 
2013-10-15 07:04:40 AM
50% of the headlines lately are liberals doing absolutely whacky things, and still Fark roars! Maybe suspend that honor student for driving her drunk friend home! Expel that 5th grader for making a pizza crust gun shape! Zero tolerance!
 
2013-10-15 07:15:15 AM

fusillade762: Some students were outraged by the decision, and one woman said her son stood up in class and recited the pledge anyway.

Good for him. Always refreshing when they spout their political indoctrination voluntarily.


damn... beat me to it. I think subby misused the tag... should have been amusing.
 
2013-10-15 07:26:23 AM

grumpfuff: Ricardo Klement: grumpfuff: Ricardo Klement: generallyso: Why do we force children to make daily pledges of fealty they don't understand? It's creepy and disturbing like something out of a communist dictatorship except I've never heard of one doing that.

Loyalty oaths were usually requested whenever you did something of even minor importance in communist dictatorships.

I like how you take a question about America, take it and run with it, and end up with an attack on communism, which no one was really talking about.

Soo..does that mean McCarthy was a communist? He wanted loyalty pledges.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loyalty_oath

Hey look, I can bold stuff too!

You didn't ask me a question for me to dodge though.


Well, it's clear you went to public school...
 
2013-10-15 07:42:47 AM

Mean Daddy: Of course, the principal was espousing a specific, political agenda.  He was exercising his right to free speech, right?  Not because he supported Father Obama and the church of gubmint.


Except the principal is more likely a conservative going by his Facebook page and the "keep Christ in Christmas" stuff on it.
 
2013-10-15 08:00:55 AM
www.worldslargestthings.com
 
2013-10-15 08:23:06 AM

Eddie Adams from Torrance: RedPhoenix122: EvilEgg: It always amuses me when the "this isn't fascist Russia" types insist on the Pledge.

I wouldn't mind saying it if we could omit the "under God" part that was added in the 50's to protect the US against the communists.

Well it worked didn't it?

Look libtard, if it weren't for patriotic American kids reciting the pledge, we'd all be speaking Cuban right now.


But it didn't work.  I mean, look who's president.  We need the "UNDER GOD" (which must be SHOUTED, by the way) now more than ever!
 
2013-10-15 08:23:48 AM
I'm not sure what is dumber, the principal using the shutdown as justification for suspending the pledge (for which there are numerous reasons for suspending, but the stated reason here is silly) or the fact that people are "outraged" by it.
 
2013-10-15 09:01:00 AM
I remember the Mormon church 'Bearing Testimony' during Sacrament (I think that was what it was called).  Anyways, normally the speech would start with "I know this church is true".  Similar to a meet and greet at an AA meeting, but much less fun.  Now imagine happening about 4 times during the service.
Affirmation is a hell of a thing.


Testimony is born on fast and testimony sunday, which is the first sunday of the month. The best is when the tiny ones come up bearing a testimony entirely coached and suggested by the parent with them.
I was raised LDS and am currently making my way back to the fold as it were, but I still prefer the sincerity of legitimate experience over quaintly parroted things by children and their parents.

No, your hesitant, lurching, poor grasp of language isn't cute.
 
2013-10-15 09:32:26 AM

RedPhoenix122: EvilEgg: It always amuses me when the "this isn't fascist Russia" types insist on the Pledge.

I wouldn't mind saying it if we could omit the "under God" part that was added in the 50's to protect the US against the communists.


I'm sorry, are we no longer against communism?
 
2013-10-15 09:51:11 AM

Southern100: Millions of immigrants are more than happy to swear allegiance to this country when they get their citizenship, and are willing to do almost whatever it takes to get the privilege to make that oath. Yet we have people BORN in this country who are willing to do almost whatever it takes to not only get out of the oath, but to prevent others from saying it even when they want to.

I shouldn't be surprised. I always am, but I shouldn't be.


That is actually not the oath they are forced to say to get citizenship.

I hereby declare, on oath, that I absolutely and entirely renounce and abjure all allegiance
and fidelity to any foreign prince, potentate, state, or sovereignty
of whom or which I have heretofore been a subject or citizen; that I will support and defend
the Constitution and laws of the United States of America against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith
and allegiance to the same; that I will bear arms on behalf of the United States when required by the law; that I will perform :noncombatant service in the Armed Forces
of the United States when required by the law; that I will perform work of
national importance under civilian direction when required by the law; and that I take this obligation freely
without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion; so help me God.

It one of the reasons I will not do my US citizenship, even though I qualified many years ago. The denouncing of all other prior allegiance to the British crown is a no no for me.

Of course many other countries have started implementing similar sorts of oaths, but no where near as harsh in word. I don't know of any other that calls for the demand for military service. Strangely enough as a permanent resident I can be called on in the US draft just like a citizen despite making no oath to do so.
 
2013-10-15 11:16:02 AM

HotWingAgenda: Peki: Oof. Meanwhile, my school threatened detention if I said "love" instead of "God." That took a visit from my mother to straighten out.

/and school officials tried very hard never to deal with my mother

I used to get in trouble for "violating" the mandatory minute of prayer in my state, during high school, by blowing my nose for a full minute every time.


So you used to get in trouble for being a disruptive douche.
 
2013-10-15 12:18:24 PM

blindio: I'm not sure what is dumber, the principal using the shutdown as justification for suspending the pledge (for which there are numerous reasons for suspending, but the stated reason here is silly) or the fact that people are "outraged" by it.


The whole situation is stupid and the principal in question is just using it as an excuse for some Obama bashing.  One, the Government shutdown,  doesn't affect the other, the pledge, but there are certain Conservatives who will buy into his excuse no mater how dumb it is.
 
2013-10-15 12:27:33 PM

Somacandra: RedPhoenix122: Eddie Adams from Torrance: Look libtard, if it weren't for patriotic American kids reciting the pledge, we'd all be speaking Cuban right now.

Hah.  Funny thing, I was the one of 2 people in my class that were Jehovah's Witnesses, and had to sit the pledge out.

/Oddly enough, I ended up saying it in 2004 to swear into the military.

Military? I'm guessing you're no longer JW, then.


Or he made up the whole story and actually didn't know anything about JW's.
 
2013-10-15 12:33:10 PM

ArcadianRefugee: BullBearMS: Day_Old_Dutchie: This whole "trying to blame things on the shutdown to score some points" thing is really getting far too silly.

It's part of the "who can be more petulant than a third grader" contest the two parties are having.

Thankfully, America is paying attetion.

Americans have never been more eager for a third party in American politics as the government shutdown continues to generate record levels of frustration, according to a new poll.

Sixty percent believe Democrats and Republicans are doing such a poor job a third party is needed, according to a Gallup poll out Friday, a record high in the 10 years Gallup has polled on the question. Similarly, a record-low number of Americans - 26 percent - said the current two major parties adequately represent Americans.

Also for the first time in the poll's history, when broken down by party, a majority of both Democrats and Republicans say a third party is needed.

Where's Perot?


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2013-10-15 02:41:23 PM

edmo: All the geniuses end up in Education.


Just look at the pay scale. The only thing that requires a degree and pays worse is social worker. Guess who has even lower overall academic achievement than do education majors...
 
2013-10-15 10:17:54 PM

uncleacid: Never understood the witches stand part.


www.wichstand.com

/now get off my lawn
 
2013-10-16 08:12:09 AM
What the hell does anybody need to say a stupid pledge for?
 
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