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(New York Daily News)   Smoking hot 31-year-old woman arrested after posing as 17-year-old to seduce 14-year-old boy   (nydailynews.com) divider line 71
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2013-10-14 07:39:04 PM  
1) "Smoking hot" strikes again.
2) That biatch is 10 pounds of crazy shoved into a 5 pound bag.
 
2013-10-14 07:49:05 PM  

Rhino_man: 1) "Smoking hot" strikes again.


Meh, I think that's more due to a low quality camera than anything.  She's not hot or anything, but I wouldn't rank her in the Fark "Smoking hot" category.
 
2013-10-14 07:50:31 PM  
"Her victim allegedly told cops that he would spend most of his time hanging out at Dixon's home.   He tried to leave several times, he claimed, but she would get upset. Once she tried to choke him, while another time she made cuts to her arms and tried to carve his initials into her flesh."

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2013-10-14 07:52:30 PM  

haemaker: "Her victim allegedly told cops that he would spend most of his time hanging out at Dixon's home.   He tried to leave several times, he claimed, but she would get upset. Once she tried to choke him, while another time she made cuts to her arms and tried to carve his initials into her flesh."

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2013-10-14 07:58:59 PM  
FLORIDUH

admins please fix this ... thanks
 
2013-10-14 08:03:02 PM  

RedPhoenix122: Rhino_man: 1) "Smoking hot" strikes again.

Meh, I think that's more due to a low quality camera than anything.  She's not hot or anything, but I wouldn't rank her in the Fark "Smoking hot" category.


Maybe not smoking hot, but certainly in the farkable range..
 
2013-10-14 08:07:15 PM  

EvilEgg: Maybe not smoking hot, but certainly in the farkable range..


If you try to leave, she'll go all Wayne Brady on you.
 
2013-10-14 08:14:05 PM  

haemaker: EvilEgg: Maybe not smoking hot, but certainly in the farkable range..

If you try to leave, she'll go all Wayne Brady on you.


I don't swing the Carradine way, so she's definitely not hot enough to outweigh the considerable crazy.
 
2013-10-14 08:14:08 PM  
i196.photobucket.com

What's wrong with your lip?
 
2013-10-14 08:26:10 PM  

Cagey B: haemaker: EvilEgg: Maybe not smoking hot, but certainly in the farkable range..

If you try to leave, she'll go all Wayne Brady on you.

I don't swing the Carradine way, so she's definitely not hot enough to outweigh the considerable crazy.


True enough, I am not entirely certain there is anyone hot enough to outweigh that amount of crazy.
 
2013-10-14 08:53:21 PM  
31 posing as 17 for 14? That story adds up.
 
2013-10-14 08:58:05 PM  
Well you know what they say, hair today, lip tomorrow.
 
2013-10-14 10:27:32 PM  
img.photobucket.com
 
2013-10-14 11:02:17 PM  
unitedmonkee.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-10-14 11:36:26 PM  

haemaker: "Her victim allegedly told cops that he would spend most of his time hanging out at Dixon's home.   He tried to leave several times, he claimed, but she would get upset. Once she tried to choke him, while another time she made cuts to her arms and tried to carve his initials into her flesh."

[www.reactiongifs.com image 355x186]


And yet the reactions in this thread will still be minor compared to if this had been a 31 year old man doing this to a 14 year old girl.
 
2013-10-14 11:37:04 PM  
She looks like this:

farm8.staticflickr.com
 
2013-10-14 11:40:51 PM  
whatculture.com
 
2013-10-14 11:41:46 PM  
blog.angelatung.com
 
2013-10-14 11:42:37 PM  
Is it me or does she have a cleft lip?!
 
2013-10-14 11:44:33 PM  
Smoking h-


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2013-10-14 11:44:41 PM  
17 + 14 = 31

Creepy.
 
2013-10-14 11:44:58 PM  
Server is ping-ponging me back and forth between reg and mobile, can someone post a pic of the crazy broad?
 
2013-10-14 11:45:04 PM  
Would I?

WOULD I?
 
2013-10-14 11:45:24 PM  
See... it's funny because she's not really attractive. That's what makes this so f*cking hi-larious.
 
2013-10-14 11:46:39 PM  
He learned a valuable lesson early in life. Never stick your dick in crazy.
 
2013-10-14 11:50:54 PM  

kling_klang_bed: Is it me or does she have a cleft lip?!


starsmedia.ign.com

"She's got a real set of pipe-fitter lips, that's for sure."
 
2013-10-14 11:51:19 PM  
I clicked on the article just to see what state it could have been if there wasn't a Florida tag.  And what do ya know...
 
2013-10-14 11:52:47 PM  
slackwise.net
 
2013-10-14 11:54:10 PM  
Looks like she's sucked a lot of dicks.
 
2013-10-14 11:59:35 PM  
Soon to be a SVU episode
 
2013-10-15 12:03:03 AM  

themunsterfullback: I clicked on the article just to see what state it could have been if there wasn't a Florida tag.  And what do ya know...


The Florida tag was probably out taking a smoke break and cooling off.
 
2013-10-15 12:14:31 AM  
As someone who, at 14 was utterly delighted to be seduced by a gorgeous 28 year old and who took only positives from the whole situation, I say fark you guys.
 
2013-10-15 12:16:59 AM  

Brick-House: Looks like she's sucked a lot of dicks.


Don't rush to judgment, She's got that wholesome little house on the prarie look. Who am I kidding? Git thee gone to the skankhouse
 
2013-10-15 12:18:20 AM  

Brick-House: Looks like she's sucked a lot of dicks.


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2013-10-15 12:19:34 AM  
When's the last time we had an article greenlit with an actual smokin hot woman?

I'm starting to think the mods might not like smokin hot women.

/nttawwt
 
2013-10-15 12:21:19 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-15 12:21:37 AM  
assets.nydailynews.com

crooksandliars.com
 
2013-10-15 12:22:44 AM  
www.sitcomsonline.com

Hmmm...

assets.nydailynews.com
 
2013-10-15 12:23:28 AM  

BuckTurgidson: Would I?

WOULD I?


Hairlip! Hairlip!
 
2013-10-15 12:25:42 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-15 12:31:46 AM  
would not...nevermind
 
2013-10-15 12:39:38 AM  
When they asked her if she did it, she was quoted saying, "Uh huh huh huh... uh hh huh huh huh huh... uh huh huh huh"
 
2013-10-15 12:39:59 AM  

cybersherpa: [www.sitcomsonline.com image 464x406]Hmmm...


Heck, I'd hit it!
 
2013-10-15 12:40:00 AM  
FTFA: "The boy told his parents about Dixon after getting tired of her trying to keep him at her home. "
 
2013-10-15 12:47:11 AM  
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-10-15 12:53:09 AM  

BravadoGT:


I remember that set of funbags. Some of my earliest bunk time.
 
2013-10-15 01:15:05 AM  
I fall for the "smoking hot" gambit every time.

/  Has a sad.
 
2013-10-15 01:16:37 AM  

BKITU: 31 posing as 17 for 14? That story adds up.


I took the I-90 Exit to Boston. That's two cougars on the way. Or Three kittens you have to drive by.
 
2013-10-15 01:26:05 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-15 01:30:07 AM  

BafflerMeal:


Fark me. WTF is that nightmare sauce?
 
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