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(Kens 5 San Antonio)   "Hun. Sorry, I missed my flight. Why? Because, puppies"   (kens5.com) divider line 25
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9029 clicks; posted to Main » on 14 Oct 2013 at 6:13 PM (40 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-10-14 05:12:01 PM
What the wife will be thinking...

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2013-10-14 06:18:35 PM
Man, I was hoping it was about sweater puppies, too...
 
2013-10-14 06:19:41 PM
Sorry we dreamed up every possible fee to charge you for your cramped seat and lavatory tokens.  So pet this puppy.
 
2013-10-14 06:23:11 PM
"Now, you get to inspect the in-flight meal - better service on Korean Air!"
 
2013-10-14 06:25:53 PM
"Therapy dogs."

Shouldn't they have real service animals if they are going to expose the public to this danger?
 
2013-10-14 06:28:05 PM
PUPPIESSSSSS! Puppies are awesome.

But, I think the entire process could be improved by strippers. Have 2 security points; one ordinary one and one sexy security; that lead to one point. Instead of having some 40 year old dude feel you up; you could be getting felt up by 20 something strippers.

/ no one would ever complain about sexy security; I bet some people would actually go through security twice.
 
2013-10-14 06:32:48 PM

iheartscotch: PUPPIESSSSSS! Puppies are awesome.

But, I think the entire process could be improved by strippers. Have 2 security points; one ordinary one and one sexy security; that lead to one point. Instead of having some 40 year old dude feel you up; you could be getting felt up by 20 something strippers.

/ no one would ever complain about sexy security; I bet some people would actually go through security twice.


In fact, forget the puppies! And the airplanes!
 
2013-10-14 06:33:28 PM
Anyone have the over/under on when the first lawsuit hits due to one of the dogs biting someone?
 
2013-10-14 06:35:43 PM
Nothing like a long flight sitting next to guy who stepped in puppy poo.
 
2013-10-14 06:36:54 PM
Did someone say puppies?

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2013-10-14 06:40:09 PM
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2013-10-14 06:42:33 PM
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2013-10-14 06:51:54 PM
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2013-10-14 06:56:57 PM
My wife and MIL will both be flying to Denver in December. Neither have flown since WAYYYYYY before 9/11. Indianapolis should have some of these there to calm them down as soon as they enter the terminal.
 
2013-10-14 07:12:09 PM

iheartscotch: PUPPIESSSSSS! Puppies are awesome.

But, I think the entire process could be improved by strippers. Have 2 security points; one ordinary one and one sexy security; that lead to one point. Instead of having some 40 year old dude feel you up; you could be getting felt up by 20 something strippers.

/ no one would ever complain about sexy security; I bet some people would actually go through security twice.


Go through the security checkpoints at Moscow Domodedovo Airport.  You can thank me later.  ;-)
 
2013-10-14 07:40:15 PM
Dogs are cool, but I want people roaming around with like Siberan Tigers and Cheetahs, and Leopards. I wanna pet those!

KITTIES!!!
 
2013-10-14 07:43:33 PM
Hm, how soon until the first lawsuit due to "allergic to dog"?
 
2013-10-14 08:11:54 PM

jamspoon: What the wife will be thinking...


I don't know about the wife, but I know what I'm thinking now.
 
2013-10-14 08:15:21 PM
This will last until the first complaint by DHS agents that the puppies distract their sniffing dogs.
 
2013-10-14 08:16:25 PM

MagSeven: [i.qkme.me image 576x324]


Came for the KIng  and leaving happy.
 
2013-10-14 09:34:57 PM
Effin' Texas mentality.  "Someone might be scared to get on a plane -- that's just as good as takin' my dog in his cowboy hat to visit one of those smelly, old nursing homes full of lonely old people, right?"
 
2013-10-14 11:45:16 PM
This May be good idea.  May, mesez.
 
2013-10-15 04:47:22 AM
KENS5 can DIAF for auto-play ad that hides all video controls WHEN THE AD IS FOUR FARKING TIMES AS LOUD AS THE VIDEO!
 
2013-10-15 08:14:54 AM

FatherChaos: Did someone say puppies?

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Sorry, no fake balloon animals allowed...
 
2013-10-15 09:38:48 AM
Would love to pet a dog while stuck at the airport and I'd also donate to whatever local animal shelter was whoring out the dogs.

Puppies!!!  :D
 
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