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(Sun Sentinel)   Sorry you got trapped on an opening bridge and had to be rescued, but you're under arrest for trespassing   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line 16
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2013-10-14 05:14:13 PM
6 votes:
Yeah, and? Is there a reason that a moran getting themselves in trouble by walking across a structure with "no trespassing" signs all over it should not be cited as such?
2013-10-14 05:37:13 PM
2 votes:

netcentric: 1 in 7 Americans are illiterate.


Is.
2013-10-14 05:31:56 PM
2 votes:

Shakes: i1265.photobucket.com


I really don't think there's anything left to be said.

Someone get the lights
2013-10-14 05:30:10 PM
2 votes:
i1265.photobucket.com
2013-10-14 05:27:17 PM
2 votes:
Sorry you got trapped on an opening railroad bridge and had to be rescued, but you're under arrest for trespassing.

Excluding the type of bridge makes for a misleading headline.  That was weapons-grade stupidity this woman displayed.
2013-10-14 11:04:26 PM
1 votes:
Nail nail her for loitering, too!  Looks like she's hanging around someplace she doesn't belong.
2013-10-14 10:34:53 PM
1 votes:

MadAzza: I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: netcentric: 1 in 7 Americans are illiterate.

Is.

"Are" is correct, unless you are speaking of one specific American out of seven.


Wrong. "One" is singular, whether it's one out of seven or one out of three hundred million.

Try taking out the prepositional phrase: "One are illiterate." If you think that's right, I assume you have six literate friends.
2013-10-14 10:31:30 PM
1 votes:
Charge the trespassing biatch for her tickets plus the costs of rolling the fire department and endangering their lives.  Pretty sure each first responder is at least 10,000% more valuable than this idiot.  So pay her $2.13 and send her on her way.  it's just a matter of time before she costs society more than she will ever contribute.
2013-10-14 08:17:21 PM
1 votes:
So no one threw anything at her?  Dirt clods?  Spare change?  Rocks?  Dead fish?

Missed opportunity.  If it was me and my friends, there'd be some pelting with garbage going on.
2013-10-14 07:34:00 PM
1 votes:

highendmighty: meanmutton: Frederf: I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: netcentric: 1 in 7 Americans are illiterate.

Is.

Good catch. I had to read that a few times before I agreed.

Actually, it would only b a good catch if there were exactly 7 Americans and exactly one of them happened to be illiterate.

4 out of 5 dentists surveyed agree with your observation - and sugarless gum for their patients who chew gum.


And 5 out of 4 Americans don't really get fractions either, so stop with the maths!
2013-10-14 07:09:27 PM
1 votes:
How sad is it that she can't outrun a bridge?
2013-10-14 06:24:36 PM
1 votes:
i1280.photobucket.com
A kid's playground several decades ago, till the cops came, and they always came. Surprisingly nobody has posted her picture on Google Earth.
2013-10-14 06:16:40 PM
1 votes:

chevydeuce: Stupid biatch is stupid.....she should be arrested for that stupidity and the trespassing too


No kidding, there is a bridge in my area that takes 20 freaking minutes to open, being a boat owner as well I can say pretty much most bridges are slow themselves - I am partially deaf and I hear the sirens going off for 2 minutes before the bridge even moves, even at a distance. You can't tell me her fat tub of lard couldn't get to one side or the other in 2 minutes, given her position in photos, she clearly decided to ride it out for shock value or as a stunt.

Its a shame fat tub didn't get a darwin award.
2013-10-14 05:56:56 PM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com i.imgur.com
2013-10-14 05:48:59 PM
1 votes:

0per: do we not have a separate Florida "follow up" category?


We do not, but the original thread had the Florida tag.
2013-10-14 05:18:26 PM
1 votes:

Cagey B: Yeah, and? Is there a reason that a moran getting themselves in trouble by walking across a structure with "no trespassing" signs all over it should not be cited as such?


I also fail to see the problem. I'm happy she's ok, but actions do have consequences.
 
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