Tarkus: Leave Ted Cruz alone!!11
Testiclaw: Ground flax seeds, psyllium husk, bran and plenty of water.Broccoli and roughage is good.Magnesium if you're still not going well. Add dosage slowly.
revrendjim: There has been a dramatic increase in butthurt since 2008.
leevis: But it's the Polacks who managed to perform the first hemorrhoid transplant.
liverleef: I had several internal hemorrhoids treated a few years ago. The doctor said some were the size of golf balls. I have no clue how all of this can fit up my ass but since I cant look up inside there, I have to take his word for it. When he tried to stick the lazer thing up my asshole I almost screamed it hurt so bad. After some investigation he told me that I had an anal fissure. Apparently all the pressure of trying to get poop past enormous hemorrhoids had ripped my bunghole. So he proceeds to tell me that we might can treat this with some sort of cream instead of surgery but this fissure must heal before the lazer treatments can take place.So i get the ass cream from the pharmacy and smear it on. I also inject it up inside my ass as I was instructed. At first it felt better because it was sorta soothing on my torn butthole. Later it hurt bad, really, really bad. Even worse was the horrible itching. I began to fear that I had a reaction to the stuff that Id been shoving up my asshole. I went back to the doctor and found out that indeed I was allergic and it was the first time they had seen this happen. I dont know how they kept from laughing but I admire them for it. Anyway, he managed to figure out an alternative med and that actually helped. After my butt healed he lazered my ass. Now im fine but I eat plenty of fruits, veggies and whole grains now. And thats all I have to say about that.
Gyrfalcon: What the hell is this thread supposed to be about?!?
IRQ12: It's more likely that there's more and more older people getting on the internet.
Lawnchair: I'll believe Americans really care when sales of the Japanese-style toilet seats go up. $250 at the big Orange, for heated seat and heated water... not nearly as expensive as they were even a couple years ago. Still gotta get a GFCI power outlet down near the toilet, so that can be a limiting factor.Seriously, though... worth every stinking penny.
mark12A: FIBER ONE BARS. Book it. Done. Ever since I started slamming down 2-3 of them a day, it's been smooth sailing with no bleeding ever. Shrinkage even. Those bars make really nice dessert snacks. I love the caramel-coconut-fudge version. Stay away from the brownies. They're like wallpaper paste./listen up people, heed well my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice
liverleef: And thats all I have to say about that.
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