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2683 clicks; posted to Main » on 14 Oct 2013 at 6:23 PM (48 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-10-14 06:33:59 PM
4 votes:

Mercury: Eh, wake me when it's slash fic


His orange skin glistened in the moonlight.  "You know what you're doing is dangerous" cooed the Speaker, "but if it will get Obama, I'm up for anything"
2013-10-14 05:31:42 PM
4 votes:
I made my way through the icy storm. Blind, I couldn't see anything but felt a wall in front of me. The freezing sleet was pounding on my back. I knew that I had to find shelter or I would die. The secrets that held would die with me. The blinding sleet transformed into a blizzard.

Clutching the building, I made my way across it until I felt an indentation in the wall. I shuffled sideways until my body filled this frame. Sure enough it was a door. I rattled the door knob and it was unlocked. I entered and slammed the door behind me.

I lifted my goggles off my face. I was staring at someone's picturesque living room.  There was a brick fireplace and a blue couch. The floor was barren except for a large bearskin rug and a beautiful buxom blonde drinking what looked to be champagne out of an oversized glass. She seemed unphased by my entrance and smiled at me.

She untied her kimono with one hand and said, "Why don't you join me, you know we're snowed in."
2013-10-14 07:04:08 PM
3 votes:

Because People in power are Stupid: I made my way through the icy storm. Blind, I couldn't see anything but felt a wall in front of me. The freezing sleet was pounding on my back. I knew that I had to find shelter or I would die. The secrets that held would die with me. The blinding sleet transformed into a blizzard.

Clutching the building, I made my way across it until I felt an indentation in the wall. I shuffled sideways until my body filled this frame. Sure enough it was a door. I rattled the door knob and it was unlocked. I entered and slammed the door behind me.

I lifted my goggles off my face. I was staring at someone's picturesque living room.  There was a brick fireplace and a blue couch. The floor was barren except for a large bearskin rug and a beautiful buxom blonde drinking what looked to be champagne out of an oversized glass. She seemed unphased by my entrance and smiled at me.

She untied her kimono with one hand and said, "Why don't you join me, you know we're snowed in."


"I get it!" I shouted clumsily "because 'Snowden' sounds like 'snowed in'!"

She removed my pocket protector and flung it aside.

"Stop talking, you're much more sexy when you're betraying your country."

"Damn this Asperger's Syndrome!" I thought to myself.  I unfastened the top TWO buttons on my plaid shirt and said "I'm saving my country!  Not betraying it."

She pulled me close, her strawberry scented breath fogging my glasses.

"You will make sweet love to me and tell me everything you know."

"Well, okay, but my rate of speech times the amount of information I have divided by my sexual stamina is currently 143."  I opened two more buttons and said "Do you think you can handle a man like me that many times?"

"Make me your USB port!"
2013-10-14 06:53:03 PM
3 votes:

ariseatex: SnakeLee: Mercury: Eh, wake me when it's slash fic

His orange skin glistened in the moonlight.  "You know what you're doing is dangerous" cooed the Speaker, "but if it will get Obama, I'm up for anything"

You had to throw Boehner in there, didn't you?

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It isn't that bad. You should have went with.

i.imgur.com
2013-10-14 07:04:00 PM
2 votes:

iheartscotch: Disgruntled Dave: I'm surprised it took this long for someone to find it, let's face it, considering some of the world figures that have been placed in smut fic I'm sure we'll see Snowden/Manning slash fic in a week.

Post-op or pre-op?

/ yeah; I had to go there


static.comicvine.com
2013-10-14 04:51:13 PM
2 votes:
No exceptions.
2013-10-14 10:22:22 PM
1 votes:

Ghastly: Nobody ever writes sexy fan fiction about me. ;_;


Okay, fine.

He clicked through my website page by page reading every webcomic I had drawn. I saw a twinkle in his eye as he said "I still prefer Tintin" and walked out my door in search of that dastardly boy reporter!

The End
2013-10-14 07:27:55 PM
1 votes:
Well, it's going to take a long time to catch up with the volume of Obama fan fiction displayed daily here on Fark.
2013-10-14 07:14:52 PM
1 votes:

Because People in power are Stupid: jmayson: "I get it!" I shouted clumsily "because 'Snowden' sounds like 'snowed in'!"

You are so obviously out of touch with the genre.

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Uh... no... I... uh, read those ALL the time!  Yeah, that's the ticket.  It's Snowden who was out of touch.  Part of his nerdy persona.

Okay, you got me.  :-/
2013-10-14 07:07:32 PM
1 votes:

SnakeLee: Mercury: Eh, wake me when it's slash fic

His orange skin glistened in the moonlight.  "You know what you're doing is dangerous" cooed the Speaker, "but if it will get Obama, I'm up for anything"


I was hoping for Snowden/Assange fic but I'll take what I can get.
2013-10-14 06:44:13 PM
1 votes:

SnakeLee: Mercury: Eh, wake me when it's slash fic

His orange skin glistened in the moonlight.  "You know what you're doing is dangerous" cooed the Speaker, "but if it will get Obama, I'm up for anything"


You had to throw Boehner in there, didn't you?

awesomelyluvvie.com
2013-10-14 06:34:21 PM
1 votes:
I guess seeing f* ck an entire country wasn't enough for some folks.
2013-10-14 06:30:03 PM
1 votes:
Eh, wake me when it's slash fic
 
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