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(The Blemish)   "Real n***a" Justin Bieber punched a manager, proceeded to hide behind bodyguards   (theblemish.com) divider line 146
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2013-10-14 04:51:09 PM  
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"Well, I've written a film, maybe they'll produce my film. The Last N***a on Earth, starring Justin Bieber. How about that?"
 
2013-10-14 04:59:08 PM  
This guy is the absolute definition of douchebag.  What an entitled little f*cker.
 
2013-10-14 05:04:45 PM  
My stepdaughter made me so proud this weekend when she asked me if I could help take her Bieber posters down because, and I quote, "He's turned into an annoying jerk!"

Granted he was always an annoying little twit, but I was ok with letting her figure that out on her own.
 
2013-10-14 05:06:44 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: This guy is the absolute definition of douchebag.  What an entitled little f*cker.


I agree. When Miley Cyrus does stupid sht, I figure it's a publicity stunt. When Bieber does this crap, I think it's because he's just a douchebag.
 
2013-10-14 05:18:52 PM  

Gig103: Benevolent Misanthrope: This guy is the absolute definition of douchebag.  What an entitled little f*cker.

I agree. When Miley Cyrus does stupid sht, I figure it's a publicity stunt. When Bieber does this crap, I think it's because he's just a douchebag.


Well, especially acting all tough, sucker-punching a guy, then running and hiding behind bodyguards to avoid possibly being hit back.  That's just classic, and completely weak.
 
2013-10-14 05:20:21 PM  
I predict that by the end of winter, he will have farked with the wrong person and they pop a cap in him.  It's only a matter of time.
 
2013-10-14 05:20:43 PM  
Oh great... appparently this has now started a feud with Deadmau5. It's like a perfect douche storm.
 
2013-10-14 05:23:35 PM  
I wonder how long before this kid writes a check his body can't cash. Or, that his bodyguards can't cash.
 
2013-10-14 05:29:31 PM  

Nabb1: I wonder how long before this kid writes a check his body can't cash.


I think he already has, on more than one occasion.

Or, that his bodyguards can't cash.

He can afford good bodyguards.  And it's not like he's hanging out with truly dangerous people.  Just wanna-be bangers like himself.
 
2013-10-14 05:32:23 PM  

2xhelix: I predict that by the end of winter, he will have farked with the wrong person and they pop a cap in him.  It's only a matter of time.


I doubt it.  He doesn't hang with real gangsters, only douchebag posers like himself.  The only way this happens is if he insults the wrong person from a distance, and they decide his opinion is important enough to their cred that they have to go after him.

My guess is, real bangers would think of him as a farking joke, and especially the idea that he has any kind of cred whatsoever in the rap, thug, gangsta or hip-hop community.
 
2013-10-14 05:34:23 PM  
Kanye-Bieber cage match.  Book it.
 
2013-10-14 05:41:44 PM  
I didn't see any sucker-punching, but there's not a single DJ or selector I know who wouldn't have pimpslapped anyone who acted like that in the booth.
 
2013-10-14 05:41:48 PM  

Nabb1: I wonder how long before this kid writes a check his body can't cash. Or, that his bodyguards can't forget to cash.

"Sorry Mr. Beiber, I didn't see that person coming at ya."
 
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2013-10-14 05:47:26 PM  
Real nilla?
 
2013-10-14 05:48:38 PM  

Diogenes: Kanye-Bieber cage match.  Book it.


That's not really a fair fight. Now a Miley-Beiber cage match...
 
2013-10-14 05:51:30 PM  
Nilla Wayfah, yo?
 
2013-10-14 05:52:16 PM  
One day his bodyguards are going to tire of his shiat and let someone kick his ass.

/I still can't believe he had two bodyguards carry him along the Great Wall of China.
 
2013-10-14 05:52:44 PM  

fusillade762: Diogenes: Kanye-Bieber cage match.  Book it.

That's not really a fair fight. Now a Miley-Beiber cage match...


Slap fight of epic proportions..
 
2013-10-14 05:52:55 PM  

wee: Real nilla?


Ha. In the two weeks that GTA Online has been live, I've heard "nilla", more times than bullets I've fired, and I've fired a lot of bullets. It's hilarious. Even more so if you respond in kind, then OUTRAGE, NILLA!
 
2013-10-14 05:53:18 PM  

Bareefer Obonghit: [i1.ytimg.com image 480x360]

"Well, I've written a film, maybe they'll produce my film. The Last N***a on Earth, starring Justin Bieber. How about that?"


Dave Chappelle was awesome. Paul Mooney too.
 
2013-10-14 05:55:42 PM  
Justin Bieber could get knocked over by a strong wind. Girl scouts could beat that asshole up. They'd only need two. Does money and fame make someone this much of an obnoxious piece of crap, or is it his natural state? I'm thinking the latter. I can't wait for this lowlife to fade into obscurity. His 15 minutes have been going on awfully long. Hopefully somewhere along the way someone will smack the shiat out of him. I hope it's the police. :D
 
2013-10-14 05:58:12 PM  

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Bareefer Obonghit: [i1.ytimg.com image 480x360]

"Well, I've written a film, maybe they'll produce my film. The Last N***a on Earth, starring Justin Bieber. How about that?"

Dave Chappelle was awesome. Paul Mooney too.


Going to see Chappelle tonight.

/CSB
 
2013-10-14 05:58:19 PM  
I used to attack Homo DJs but then I took a bullet to a head in Dallas
 
2013-10-14 05:59:16 PM  
To be fair, most A-holes who roll with a posse can get all tough but when they are by themselves they chill the f*ck out.
 
2013-10-14 06:01:08 PM  
"I've seen eunuchs with bigger balls than that guy. Victor, Theblemish.com
 
2013-10-14 06:01:17 PM  

Whatthefark: /I still can't believe he had two bodyguards carry him along the Great Wall of China.


That is so depressing.
 
2013-10-14 06:01:35 PM  
Yeah!
Real nubians.
 ALL day!
Just me.
 By myself.
On the block.
 Holdin it down.
 Gun in my waist.
Straight face
. All day.
Not a game.
In jail. By myself.
 1 bed. No pillow case.
1 pillow. Didnt nobody write me.
 It was early. Woke up. Went back to sleep.
Took a nap.
You ever go night night nubian?
 
2013-10-14 06:02:27 PM  

mentallo69: Yeah!
Real nubians.
 ALL day!
Just me.
 By myself.
On the block.
 Holdin it down.
 Gun in my waist.
Straight face
. All day.
Not a game.
In jail. By myself.
 1 bed. No pillow case.
1 pillow. Didnt nobody write me.
 It was early. Woke up. Went back to sleep.
Took a nap.
You ever go night night nubian?


Oh Kevin Hart, you're so quotable.
 
2013-10-14 06:02:46 PM  

2xhelix: I predict that by the end of winter, he will have farked with the wrong person and they pop a cap in him.  It's only a matter of time.


By the end of winter he will be kidnapped by Ramsay Snow.


/Canada
//there's a problem with Beiber
 
2013-10-14 06:04:56 PM  

LewDux: I used to attack Homo DJs but then I took a bullet to a head in Dallas


www.ratsnest.com
 
2013-10-14 06:05:07 PM  

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: mentallo69: Yeah!
Real nubians.
 ALL day!
Just me.
 By myself.
On the block.
 Holdin it down.
 Gun in my waist.
Straight face
. All day.
Not a game.
In jail. By myself.
 1 bed. No pillow case.
1 pillow. Didnt nobody write me.
 It was early. Woke up. Went back to sleep.
Took a nap.
You ever go night night nubian?

Oh Kevin Hart, you're so quotable.


I love Kevin Hart. He was obviously talking about the Beibs when he did this haha
 
2013-10-14 06:08:04 PM  
You know what I'd like to see? A Bieber thread with zero comments in it. Then and only then will I believe that his 15 minutes are up. Until then, we, in a very small way, continue to feed into the fame machine that ejaculates these pansy boy-banders out once every 5 years or so.
 
2013-10-14 06:08:38 PM  
looking forward to someone whipping the little pricks pansy ass.
 
2013-10-14 06:09:16 PM  

darch: You know what I'd like to see? A Bieber thread with zero comments in it. Then and only then will I believe that his 15 minutes are up. Until then, we, in a very small way, continue to feed into the fame machine that ejaculates these pansy boy-banders out once every 5 years or so.


Relax, its not like any of us on fark actually like the guy.
 
2013-10-14 06:09:41 PM  
Like a huge vinegar tanker collided with a giant water tanker and out popped this little farker.   It's THAT level of douche we're talking here.
 
2013-10-14 06:13:19 PM  
Can we all agree that Bieber has reached the Tyson Zone?
 
2013-10-14 06:14:21 PM  
Whaat a little coont

Michael Woods was making awesome music while Bieber was still in nappies/diapers

I would have said exactly the same thing to him, you do not interrupt a djs set, and you certainly dont take a lot of very happy pilled up clubbers and subject them to HIP HOP, unless you want a riot on your hands.
 
2013-10-14 06:16:06 PM  

Gosling: Can we all agree that Bieber has reached the Tyson Zone?


Neil DeGrasse Tyson? As in arrogrant, self aggrandizing blowhard?
 
2013-10-14 06:16:40 PM  
If I were the DJ, I would have shut.down.everything.

Then grabbed the mic and told the audience "This little sh*t just punched my manager, and I'm not playing one more song until Security steps in and hauls this little candy-ass outside by his muther-f*cking nut sack!"

Let's see if the little creep's bodyguard detail can handle a whole mob of pissed-ff clubbers.
 
2013-10-14 06:18:56 PM  
I fully endorse Justin Beiber referring to himself (and being referred to) as a n***a, and here's why...

I've felt for a long time that the only way to ever eradicate the usage on the n-word, at least among young people, is for it to become completely passé. Slang words die when they become corny. And there is no one cornier than the Beebs. If he becomes the new definition of a n***a (which I really hope he does), then the word will be even more of an insult than it already is, and kids will stop self identifying with it out of shame.
 
2013-10-14 06:20:54 PM  

pute kisses like a man: LewDux: I used to attack Homo DJs but then I took a bullet to a head in Dallas

[www.ratsnest.com image 600x600]


Glad I scrolled down after reading Lew's post or that image would have been posted twice.
 
2013-10-14 06:21:34 PM  
If I was that DJ, I wouldn't have played Douchebag's request either.

/they're called REQUESTS for a reason
//even if you're a famous lesbian from Canada
///I'm a DJ, and I do play requests
////from polite people who request good songs
 
2013-10-14 06:27:51 PM  
It's going to be a good harvest this year.
 
2013-10-14 06:34:21 PM  
I'm with Beiber on this one.  I think wearing golf shoes and stepping on cats would have sounded better than whatever I heard on the clip.
 
2013-10-14 06:42:11 PM  

fusillade762: pute kisses like a man: LewDux: I used to attack Homo DJs but then I took a bullet to a head in Dallas

[www.ratsnest.com image 600x600]

Glad I scrolled down after reading Lew's post or that image would have been posted twice.


But is it Al or Trent singing on that cover?
 
2013-10-14 06:42:56 PM  
Justin Bieber...

sephjnr.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk
 
2013-10-14 06:45:45 PM  
And all this time the world thought Canada was menacing us through Celine Dion or Nickelback.
 
2013-10-14 06:46:32 PM  

darch: You know what I'd like to see? A Bieber thread with zero comments in it. Then and only then will I believe that his 15 minutes are up. Until then, we, in a very small way, continue to feed into the fame machine that ejaculates these pansy boy-banders out once every 5 years or so.


because it's Fark threads that determine the popularity of pop stars and not 12 year olds buying their records.
 
2013-10-14 06:48:11 PM  

kbronsito: Oh great... appparently this has now started a feud with Deadmau5. It's like a perfect douche storm.


Last time I checked, it was just a lot of "Beliebers" trolling Deadmau5's Twitter account, and Deadmau5 reveling with the attention and telling them to go fark themselves.
 
2013-10-14 06:48:14 PM  
As I normally say in every Bieber thread, if you want a real fright, go on Twitter and look at the tweets his fans often send out.  Look at them and realize this people will be voters in a few years.
 
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