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(The Raw Story)   Oprah tells atheist swimmer that she can't believe in "awe" and "wonder". And the atheist's response is just as stupid. Popcorn, anyone?   (rawstory.com) divider line 332
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2013-10-14 03:10:42 PM
SO, Oprah, how long have you been a fat AW for a living?
/She's afraid of balloons, for krissakes.
 
2013-10-14 03:13:57 PM
This just in: Oprah Winfrey is a judgmental f*cking idiot
 
2013-10-14 03:16:46 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: This just in: Oprah Winfrey is a judgmental f*cking idiot


Brevity is the soul of wit.

Jesus that woman has always annoyed me.  I have never understood her popularity.
 
2013-10-14 03:17:09 PM
I love it when Oprah acts like she's got it all figured out.
 
2013-10-14 03:17:14 PM
"I think sunsets are pretty."

"THAT'S WHAT GOD IS SO YOU NOW BELIEVE IN GOD AHAHAHAHA"
 
2013-10-14 03:17:49 PM
"Hello trees"

I think that some would say that talking with plants and animals might classify her as a witch.
 
2013-10-14 03:23:06 PM
Winfrey agreed: "Well, I believe that and feel that so deeply. It's why every time I enter my yard or leave, I say, 'Hello trees bees!'"

FTFOprah

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2013-10-14 03:24:19 PM
"I think you can be an atheist who doesn't believe in an overarching being who created all of this and sees over it," Nyad said.

Well, yes, that is what the word generally means.
 
2013-10-14 03:25:03 PM
Christ there are a lot of Oprah bashers in this thread

What did she ever do to you? Did she spit on your hamburger?
 
2013-10-14 03:29:21 PM
What a stunned c*nt. This is why there is so much animosity directed at the religious by atheists. Religious people show no real awe and wonder, because god did it, no need to figure out what is really going on. Curiosity is the greatest human trait, without it we would still be living in caves.
 
2013-10-14 03:32:07 PM
I'm awestruck be the amount of idiocy in that article. So much compacted stupid.

cman: Christ there are a lot of Oprah bashers in this thread

What did she ever do to you? Did she spit on your hamburger?


This just in: People are allowed to have opinions. Go ahead, breathe slowly while you take it in...
 
2013-10-14 03:34:52 PM
You can believe about anything and still be an atheist, with one notable exception.
 
2013-10-14 03:35:04 PM

cman: Christ there are a lot of Oprah bashers in this thread

What did she ever do to you? Did she spit on your hamburger?



It's okay Stedman, she's can't hurt you here.
 
2013-10-14 03:41:21 PM

cman: Christ there are a lot of Oprah bashers in this thread

What did she ever do to you? Did she spit on your hamburger?


She pushed the PMRC's agenda of censorship and general douchey.

I am sure there is more up to date acts of awfulness by her but that has already been enough for me.
 
2013-10-14 03:42:01 PM
I have redefined "god" to mean "tacos," so anyone that believes in tacos is not an atheist.

I believe in god, and he is delicious.
 
2013-10-14 03:47:54 PM

impaler: I have redefined "god" to mean "tacos," so anyone that believes in tacos is not an atheist.

I believe in god, and he is delicious.


................I guess I believe in god too then. See you at church.

www.yourcanopy.com
 
2013-10-14 03:50:09 PM

comhcinc: impaler: I have redefined "god" to mean "tacos," so anyone that believes in tacos is not an atheist.

I believe in god, and he is delicious.

................I guess I believe in god too then. See you at church.

[www.yourcanopy.com image 850x637]


I don't think Taco Hell is best place for spiritual discovery
 
2013-10-14 03:52:28 PM

scottydoesntknow: comhcinc: impaler: I have redefined "god" to mean "tacos," so anyone that believes in tacos is not an atheist.

I believe in god, and he is delicious.

................I guess I believe in god too then. See you at church.

[www.yourcanopy.com image 850x637]

I don't think Taco Hell is best place for spiritual discovery


You have never been there on a Sunday night at 2 am after that chick who picked you up at the bar turned out not to be a chick.
 
2013-10-14 03:56:51 PM

cman: Christ there are a lot of Oprah bashers in this thread

What did she ever do to you? Did she spit on your hamburger?


I count 4 before your post, though I guess maybe you could count the Bees GIF as well.
 
2013-10-14 04:00:08 PM

comhcinc: impaler: I have redefined "god" to mean "tacos," so anyone that believes in tacos is not an atheist.

I believe in god, and he is delicious.

................I guess I believe in god too then. See you at church.


I pity anyone that thinks what taco bell serves is good food
 
2013-10-14 04:01:11 PM

scottydoesntknow: comhcinc: impaler: I have redefined "god" to mean "tacos," so anyone that believes in tacos is not an atheist.

I believe in god, and he is delicious.

................I guess I believe in god too then. See you at church.

[www.yourcanopy.com image 850x637]

I don't think Taco Hell is best place for spiritual discovery


No less than your average church.
 
2013-10-14 04:06:56 PM

Peter von Nostrand: I pity anyone that thinks what taco bell serves is good food


skepticsannotatedbible.com
 
2013-10-14 04:07:14 PM

Peter von Nostrand: comhcinc: impaler: I have redefined "god" to mean "tacos," so anyone that believes in tacos is not an atheist.

I believe in god, and he is delicious.

................I guess I believe in god too then. See you at church.

I pity anyone that thinks what taco bell serves is good food


I don't think any one is claim that. Good? Yes. Food? Maybe?
 
2013-10-14 04:14:53 PM
The last time I got suckered into watching Oprah, she had the entire cast of Crash on and they were all talking about what a moving experience it was because it dealt with race and then holy shiat I saw the movie and wanted to punch everyone and Oprah twice.  Maybe even kick her.

fark Oprah.  fark Crash.  God damn that movie sucked.
 
2013-10-14 04:14:56 PM
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Hello Trees.
 
2013-10-14 04:17:26 PM
Christ did ANY of you watch the video? It's a little fluffy but neither of them were horrible.
 
2013-10-14 04:17:36 PM

Soup4Bonnie: The last time I got suckered into watching Oprah, she had the entire cast of Crash on and they were all talking about what a moving experience it was because it dealt with race and then holy shiat I saw the movie and wanted to punch everyone and Oprah twice.  Maybe even kick her.

fark Oprah.  fark Crash.  God damn that movie sucked.


I hate that they named that movie Crash, because any time anyone mentions it, I think of the Cronenberg adaptation of the JG Ballard novel. Which is TOTALLY different.
 
2013-10-14 04:19:07 PM

LasersHurt: Christ did ANY of you watch the video? It's a little fluffy but neither of them were horrible.


Yes I did and you are wrong.
 
2013-10-14 04:25:11 PM
Hello money trees!
 
2013-10-14 04:25:40 PM

Shostie: Soup4Bonnie: The last time I got suckered into watching Oprah, she had the entire cast of Crash on and they were all talking about what a moving experience it was because it dealt with race and then holy shiat I saw the movie and wanted to punch everyone and Oprah twice.  Maybe even kick her.

fark Oprah.  fark Crash.  God damn that movie sucked.

I hate that they named that movie Crash, because any time anyone mentions it, I think of the Cronenberg adaptation of the JG Ballard novel. Which is TOTALLY different.


That might be the only time in history that sentence is ever uttered.

/the movie was not good
 
2013-10-14 04:25:57 PM

cman: Christ there are a lot of Oprah bashers in this thread

What did she ever do to you? Did she spit on your hamburger?


She coloured me purple.
 
2013-10-14 04:27:10 PM
MaudlinMutantMollusk * * Smartest * Funniest 2013-10-14 03:13:57 PM This just in: Oprah Winfrey is a judgmental f*cking idiot
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She's a christian. I've never met a single one that wasn't a judgemental idiot. Especially of atheists.

'How could you <insert stupid crap here> if you're an atheist? I certainly couldn't'.

Me: 'I'm not you, douchebag!'
 
2013-10-14 04:27:32 PM
Let me lighten the mood around here....
Hey guys, have you ever noticed how religious folk walk around like *this*
But atheists, they walk like *this*
HAW HAW HAW!!
 
2013-10-14 04:27:38 PM

Soup4Bonnie: The last time I got suckered into watching Oprah, she had the entire cast of Crash on and they were all talking about what a moving experience it was because it dealt with race and then holy shiat I saw the movie and wanted to punch everyone and Oprah twice.  Maybe even kick her.

fark Oprah.  fark Crash.  God damn that movie sucked.


I hated that movie. And people who were blown away by how deeeeep it was? I hate them, too.

Also, I hate Oprah.
 
2013-10-14 04:27:57 PM

comhcinc


impaler: I have redefined "god" to mean "tacos," so anyone that believes in tacos is not an atheist.

I believe in god, and he is delicious.

................I guess I believe in god too then. See you at church.


WAIT WAIT WAIT

In the future, all restaurants are Taco Bell. That must mean... that the prophecies are true and tacos is/are the one true god!!

AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!

*crashes through window*

*flees to Burger King*
 
2013-10-14 04:28:23 PM
Shut up Oprah.
 
2013-10-14 04:28:49 PM
If there's an overarching being, it's one sick, sick farker.
Kind of like Q.
 
2013-10-14 04:28:57 PM

jake3988: MaudlinMutantMollusk * * Smartest * Funniest 2013-10-14 03:13:57 PM This just in: Oprah Winfrey is a judgmental f*cking idiot
===============================================

She's a christian. I've never met a single one that wasn't a judgemental idiot. Especially of atheists.

'How could you <insert stupid crap here> if you're an atheist? I certainly couldn't'.

Me: 'I'm not you, douchebag!'


That has always been superbly annoying.

"If you're an atheist, what keeps you from killing someone?"

I'm not a farking sociopath?
 
2013-10-14 04:28:59 PM
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2013-10-14 04:29:43 PM
Is it me or is Oprah in the pic in the article beginning to look like Oghra from the Dark Crystal?
 
2013-10-14 04:30:50 PM

LasersHurt: Christ did ANY of you watch the video? It's a little fluffy but neither of them were horrible.


It's full of pretty stupid quotes. Such as "your soul is your love of humanity". Plus she's an atheist who believes in eternal life. That doesn't really compute for me.

I dislike Oprah though. I find her smarmy and annoying. When she opens her mouth it's like nails on a chalkboard into my brain.
 
2013-10-14 04:31:08 PM
Sorry what did the atheist say was stupid?

I guess I missed it.

Relatively Obscure: "I think sunsets are pretty."

"THAT'S WHAT GOD IS SO YOU NOW BELIEVE IN GOD AHAHAHAHA"


Well I've had Farkers yell at me saying you can't believe in the supernatural and be an atheist too.
 
2013-10-14 04:31:08 PM
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2013-10-14 04:31:09 PM

Englebert Slaptyback: comhcinc

impaler: I have redefined "god" to mean "tacos," so anyone that believes in tacos is not an atheist.

I believe in god, and he is delicious.

................I guess I believe in god too then. See you at church.


WAIT WAIT WAIT

In the future, all restaurants are Taco Bell. That must mean... that the prophecies are true and tacos is/are the one true god!!

AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!

*crashes through window*

*flees to Burger King*


So... In the grand pantheon of restaurant gods, what are the combo Taco Bell/Long John Silver restaurants?
 
2013-10-14 04:31:21 PM

Dr. Whoof: Is it me or is Oprah in the pic in the article beginning to look like Oghra from the Dark Crystal?


dailyduel.files.wordpress.com

You get a Gelfling, and you get a gelfling, everyone gets a gelfling!!!!!
 
2013-10-14 04:31:30 PM

cman: Christ there are a lot of Oprah bashers in this thread

What did she ever do to you? Did she spit on your hamburger?


She's never done anything to me personally, but she's a public person who publicly says stupid things and is therefore being publicly mocked and criticized.  It's part of the price that comes with being a media-made billionaire.
 
2013-10-14 04:32:17 PM
I felt wonder as an atheist, but I was clearly wrong. I'm lactose intolerant, so that's probably what it was.
 
2013-10-14 04:32:35 PM

Shostie: Englebert Slaptyback: comhcinc

impaler: I have redefined "god" to mean "tacos," so anyone that believes in tacos is not an atheist.

I believe in god, and he is delicious.

................I guess I believe in god too then. See you at church.


WAIT WAIT WAIT

In the future, all restaurants are Taco Bell. That must mean... that the prophecies are true and tacos is/are the one true god!!

AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!

*crashes through window*

*flees to Burger King*

So... In the grand pantheon of restaurant gods, what are the combo Taco Bell/Long John Silver restaurants?


Never seen one of those. We have Taco Bell/KFCs around here. They get annoyed when you ask for gravy on your tacos.
 
2013-10-14 04:32:53 PM

scottydoesntknow: comhcinc: impaler: I have redefined "god" to mean "tacos," so anyone that believes in tacos is not an atheist.

I believe in god, and he is delicious.

................I guess I believe in god too then. See you at church.

[www.yourcanopy.com image 850x637]

I don't think Taco Hell is best place for spiritual discovery


Even as an agnostic I've called out to god after eating Taco Bell.  Usually from the porcelain pew.
 
2013-10-14 04:33:08 PM
What's the difference between God and Oprah?
God doesn't believe he's Oprah.
 
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