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(Westword)   Men exchange sharp words outside McDonald's. They take a stab at resolving their differences until one gets the point   (blogs.westword.com) divider line 31
    More: Scary, Mcdonald, 16th Street Mall, Sonny Jackson, stab wound, Denver Police  
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2013-10-14 03:09:38 PM
Let me take a guess:
One of them "Disrespected" the other one.
The other one was "Keepin' it realz"
 
2013-10-14 03:17:28 PM
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Yet another anus pounder related conflict.
 
2013-10-14 03:27:21 PM

vudukungfu: Let me take a guess:
One of them "Disrespected" the other one.
The other one was "Keepin' it realz"


I don't think 45 year old gingers talk like that.
 
2013-10-14 03:38:21 PM
Officers rushed to the scene, Jackson says, "and they found a black male party suffering from a stab wound to the neck area."

I hate to see that happen to nice black male party.
 
2013-10-14 04:05:32 PM
Point or the pointy end?
 
2013-10-14 04:08:04 PM
I'd be pretty pissed if anyone ever labeled a stab wound in my neck as not life threatening.  I got stabbed.  In the neck.  That's life threatening, f*cker.
 
2013-10-14 04:08:30 PM

Things to do in Denver when You're Dumb.



/I bet the guy who did the stabbing was a fecal freak.

 
2013-10-14 04:11:43 PM
Two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, arterial spurting on a sesame seed bun.
 
2013-10-14 04:14:15 PM
 "and they found a black male party..."

Ah, no wonder I wasn't invited...
 
2013-10-14 04:15:26 PM

kwame: I'd be pretty pissed if anyone ever labeled a stab wound in my neck as not life threatening.  I got stabbed.  In the neck.  That's life threatening, f*cker.


Calm down. It's just a flesh wound.
 
2013-10-14 04:16:04 PM
kwame: I'd be pretty pissed if anyone ever labeled a stab wound in my neck as not life threatening.  I got stabbed.  In the neck.  That's life threatening, f*cker.

^
 
2013-10-14 04:16:20 PM

carrion_luggage: Two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, arterial spurting on a sesame seed bun.



Two obese Pattys, Special Ross, Lester Sleaze, picking his bunions on a Sesame Street bus.
 
2013-10-14 04:19:22 PM
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2013-10-14 04:22:01 PM
So is getting stabbed outside of a McDonalds rock bottom? Or is it worse if it's outside of, like, an Arby's or a Hardee's.
 
2013-10-14 04:22:02 PM
How appropriate. You fight like a cow.
 
2013-10-14 04:24:21 PM

jayhawk88: So is getting stabbed outside of a McDonalds rock bottom? Or is it worse if it's outside of, like, an Arby's or a Hardee's.


Clubbed to death outside a Papa John's.
 
2013-10-14 04:32:44 PM
The suspect in the crime is described as a white male around 45 years of age, with red hair

Ronald must have been PISSED!
 
2013-10-14 04:33:35 PM
Always bring a knife to a burger fight.
 
2013-10-14 04:34:02 PM
Came in expecting an ITG knife-fighting thread. Happy to be wrong. Maybe all the idiots have Columbus Day off?
 
2013-10-14 04:44:04 PM
POKEY!
 
2013-10-14 04:44:30 PM

Badafuco: "and they found a black male party..."

Ah, no wonder I wasn't invited...


Ain't no party like a black male party!
 
2013-10-14 04:45:41 PM
You deserve a blade today
 
2013-10-14 04:50:39 PM
FTA: "The suspect in the crime is described as a white male around 45 years of age, with red hair, a short red beard and dark clothing."

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2013-10-14 04:54:30 PM
The suspect in the crime is described as a white male around 45 years of age, with red hair, a short red beard and dark clothing.


Wanted for questioning:

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2013-10-14 05:12:20 PM

Brockalisk: Badafuco: "and they found a black male party..."

Ah, no wonder I wasn't invited...

Ain't no party like a black male party!


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Sorry I ruined your Black Panther party.
 
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2013-10-14 05:17:38 PM

blatz514: Brockalisk: Badafuco: "and they found a black male party..."

Ah, no wonder I wasn't invited...

Ain't no party like a black male party!

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Sorry I ruined your Black Panther party.


Aaaaaaaaaand, we're done.
 
2013-10-14 06:44:12 PM

scottydoesntknow: vudukungfu: Let me take a guess:
One of them "Disrespected" the other one.
The other one was "Keepin' it realz"

I don't think 45 year old gingers talk like that.


I don't think any non-imaginary people talk like that.
 
2013-10-14 07:11:52 PM

jayhawk88: So is getting stabbed outside of a McDonalds rock bottom? Or is it worse if it's outside of, like, an Arby's or a Hardee's.


I had some ribs kicked in outside of a Sawmill steakhouse by an RCMP constable with serious short man syndrome and a lack of understanding that a handcuffed complainant is not resisting arrest just because he towers over you in his shiatkickers.
 
2013-10-14 07:32:44 PM

scottydoesntknow: vudukungfu: Let me take a guess:
One of them "Disrespected" the other one.
The other one was "Keepin' it realz"

I don't think 45 year old gingers talk like that.


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2013-10-14 09:11:47 PM
I predict a grainy shakycam portrait-mode video of the fight will turn up soon enough on LiveLeak with the tool behind the camera screaming worldstar hiphop the entire time...
 
2013-10-15 12:33:09 AM
Oddly enough that is one of the nicest McDonald's stores I've ever been inside but the it does attract all segments of society, it's the kind of place where a millionaire and a homeless person may be standing feet away in line and neither of them thinks that it is odd but once the business people head home for the day that general area can get ugly fast...
 
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