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(KATU)   You're Doing It Wrong™ Story of the Day is brought to you by the number 2: Designated driver two times over legal limit hits two police cars while carrying two drunk passengers   (katu.com) divider line 24
    More: Fail, patrol cars, DUII, passengers  
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2013-10-14 03:17:31 PM  
Damn. Michael Jackson has gained lots of weight since he's been dead.
 
2013-10-14 03:20:09 PM  
I'm looking at wo/man in the mirror...I'm asking him/her to maaaake that change......
 
2013-10-14 03:24:04 PM  
Orange piggy got hurt, eh?

funhoo.com
 
2013-10-14 03:24:22 PM  
farm6.staticflickr.com
 
2013-10-14 03:27:56 PM  
Has a Michael Jackson joke been said yet, or would that be Bad?
 
2013-10-14 03:28:30 PM  
And at 2:30AM, to boot!

/2 boot?
 
2013-10-14 03:34:00 PM  
Impressed.

www.comics101.com
 
2013-10-14 03:35:21 PM  
You're supposed to use the sober blind guy when you're too drunk to drive.
 
2013-10-14 03:38:45 PM  
Simple rule to keep you safe on during a night out of drinking.


First one to puke has to drive.
 
2013-10-14 03:40:06 PM  
It looks more like Blanket.
 
2013-10-14 03:41:45 PM  
That's quite a list of charges, but I think she can Beat It.
 
2013-10-14 03:42:16 PM  
FTFA:  and one count of DUII.

Is DUII worse?  And how do I avoid it?
 
2013-10-14 03:45:03 PM  
Showing your friends that bottle of O'Douls while the bartender is slipping you shots rarely works.
 
2013-10-14 03:45:13 PM  
Aw, number 2
 
2013-10-14 03:49:01 PM  
I think my nonexistent three-year-old daughter could write a better article than this. What a clusterfark.
 
2013-10-14 03:53:15 PM  
*scans headline*


cdn0.sbnation.com
 
2013-10-14 03:54:28 PM  
If the passengers were drunker, then it's OK.
 
2013-10-14 04:01:10 PM  
It really was an ABC Afterschool Special. Drunk guy drives drunk so drunker girl won't drive. Everybody's life is ruined. Ta da!
 
2013-10-14 04:07:35 PM  
boozeworthy.com
 
2013-10-14 04:19:34 PM  
He's in some deep #2.

/what's his position within Al Qaeda?
 
2013-10-14 04:52:30 PM  

lesliessexxy: And at 2:30AM, to boot!

/2 boot?


Not only that, it's on.. Channel 2.
 
2013-10-14 04:54:03 PM  
Rubbin' is racin'.
 
2013-10-14 05:22:02 PM  
images2.wikia.nocookie.net

/and now the song is in your head
 
#2 [TotalFark]
2013-10-15 05:13:23 AM  
What's all this then?
 
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