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(National Review)   Finally, some good news for Republicans: Most Arkansans blame Democrats for destroying the country, Boggy Creek monster for destroying their outhouse   (nationalreview.com) divider line 115
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2013-10-14 01:28:04 PM
Who would have thought a state fill of inbred pig f*ckers would be delusional?
 
2013-10-14 01:52:28 PM
I SAW THE LITTLE DEBT CEILING!
 
2013-10-14 01:55:34 PM
I blame the red beans and rice.
 
2013-10-14 01:57:35 PM
You want me to put that on your Klan account?
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-10-14 02:09:27 PM
Gullible hillbillies have always been good news for the GOP.  Since the 70's at least.
 
2013-10-14 02:17:30 PM
I have family from Arkansas that believe osama was taken out despite orders to stand down by the President. Don't expect much from the this state for a long time
 
2013-10-14 02:18:44 PM

swaniefrmreddeer: Who would have thought a state fill of inbred

 trailer-dwelling, cousin-marrying, subliterate terra-cotta-toothed pig f*ckers would be delusional?

Enhanced, for her pleasure.
 
2013-10-14 02:27:35 PM

Peter von Nostrand: I have family from Arkansas that believe osama was taken out despite orders to stand down by the President. Don't expect much from the this state for a long time


So they're more comfortable with a rogue admiral using one of the deadliest Special Mission Units in the world with no oversight, than giving any credit to the Blah Guy.

Charming.
 
2013-10-14 02:28:00 PM
Lahdy, I gotta tend ta my fires.
 
2013-10-14 02:31:24 PM

swaniefrmreddeer: Who would have thought a state fill of inbred pig f*ckers would be delusional?


i159.photobucket.com
 
2013-10-14 02:36:52 PM

Sgt Otter: Peter von Nostrand: I have family from Arkansas that believe osama was taken out despite orders to stand down by the President. Don't expect much from the this state for a long time

So they're more comfortable with a rogue admiral using one of the deadliest Special Mission Units in the world with no oversight, than giving any credit to the Blah Guy.

Charming.


You don't get it.  In 2011 , a crack commando unit was sent to Afghanistan for a mission that no one would let them win. These men promptly escaped from a maximum-security stockade to the mountainside passes. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem...if no one else can help...and if you can find them...maybe you can hire...Seal Team 6.
 
2013-10-14 02:40:21 PM
These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West.

/You know... morons.
 
2013-10-14 02:43:04 PM
So a deep red state is against the Democrat President?

color me surprised!
 
2013-10-14 02:44:22 PM
I SMELL YA
 
2013-10-14 02:44:26 PM
So we can be pretty sure that Arkansas will not be voting for Obama in 2016?
 
2013-10-14 02:46:52 PM
Oh and Arkansas- you've got a lousy 6 electoral votes. Nobody gives a shiat who you like or don't like. You will never be important on the national stage.
 
2013-10-14 02:48:46 PM
Dear Arkansas: does that include your native son, America's 42nd President, William Jefferson Clinton, whom you elected Governor 5 times and President twice?

If so, WTF happened?

/maybe Hillary running for Senate wasn't the only reason Bill moved to New York
 
2013-10-14 02:54:10 PM
My debt ceiling bill wasn't color corrected when it came back from the lab...
 
2013-10-14 02:59:37 PM

Dinki: Oh and Arkansas- you've got a lousy 6 electoral votes. Nobody gives a shiat who you like or don't like. You will never be important on the national stage.


New Hampshire disagrees with its 4 Electoral Votes.  The reason nobody gives a shiat about Arkansas is because it's so predictable.  We know PRECISELY who they like and don't like, and that's not changing any time soon.  See also:  Texas, California and New York.
 
2013-10-14 02:59:59 PM
Benevolent Misanthrope
swaniefrmreddeer: Who would have thought a state fill of inbred trailer-dwelling, banjo-plucking, hiker-raping, cross-burning, water-headed, profoundly retarded, cousin-marrying, subliterate terra-cotta-toothed pig f*ckers would be delusional?

Even more enhanced.
 
2013-10-14 03:01:05 PM
Is that Are-can-zins or Are-ken-sawns?
 
2013-10-14 03:01:28 PM
I won't click NRO, but I'm guessing this is a Rasmussen land-line poll of every county except the Little Rock area.
 
2013-10-14 03:02:25 PM
The democrats destroyed my outhouse!
 
2013-10-14 03:02:27 PM
MAH FAHRS!!!
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-10-14 03:03:29 PM
images4.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-10-14 03:03:42 PM
can we give them what the want and cut all their federal funding?
 
2013-10-14 03:04:29 PM
It's been this way for a long time. I wish I knew how to change it.

In 1931 the Arkansas legislature passed a motion to pray for Mencken's soul after he had called the state the "apex of moronia"
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-10-14 03:04:43 PM
i1.ytimg.com

Hey Crow, there's a Tea Party voter!
 
2013-10-14 03:07:15 PM
upload.wikimedia.org
"Load up and let's go"
 
2013-10-14 03:08:54 PM
Ah, Arkansas, the State that has one and only one undeniably  positive quality - it's not Mississippi
 
2013-10-14 03:09:22 PM
I learned something new today.  People from Arkansas are idiots.  Who knew?
 
2013-10-14 03:09:23 PM
This reminds me of the Doonesbury where Nixon ends up in Fritters, Alabama for a political rally.
 
2013-10-14 03:09:47 PM
Give them some credit, they've only had 4 lynchings this month. And two of those were Jews, so they weren't even racist!
 
2013-10-14 03:11:04 PM
Finally, some good news for Republicans: Most Arkansans blame Democrats for destroying the country, Boggy Creek monster for destroying their outhouse are retarded and will vote straight-ticket retard forever.
 
2013-10-14 03:11:09 PM
Where does Arkansas rank for literacy? Or education? Or ability to perceive reality? Unskew those numbers, please.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-10-14 03:11:59 PM
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2013-10-14 03:12:24 PM
"The survey, by Talk Business and Hendrix College.............."
Stopped reading there.
 
2013-10-14 03:16:12 PM

Rhino_man: Dinki: Oh and Arkansas- you've got a lousy 6 electoral votes. Nobody gives a shiat who you like or don't like. You will never be important on the national stage.

New Hampshire disagrees with its 4 Electoral Votes.  The reason nobody gives a shiat about Arkansas is because it's so predictable.  We know PRECISELY who they like and don't like, and that's not changing any time soon.  See also:  Texas, California and New York.


We've also got the same 2 senators that every other state gets.  Do you really want one of them to be Tom Cotton?  He's had threads on here before and he'll be right up there with Cruz and Lee.
 
2013-10-14 03:16:16 PM
True Fact: I was born in the state of Arkansas.

It's not a fact that I admit to often, though.
 
2013-10-14 03:17:50 PM
Education Funding = Less Conservatives

/love to watch the 'pubs squirm as they try to deny this
 
2013-10-14 03:18:04 PM
Arkansas elected  Bill Clinton 5 times
 
2013-10-14 03:19:05 PM

AeAe: I learned something new today.  People from Arkansas are idiots.  Who knew?


i293.photobucket.com

Shocked, I'm shocked to hear such scurrilous slurs!
 
2013-10-14 03:20:05 PM

jso2897: "The survey, by Talk Business and Hendrix College.............."
Stopped reading there.


You don't know anything about Hendrix, then.

/studied at Hendrix's politics department
//nice people, but quite decidedly a bunch of progressive Dems and proud of it
 
2013-10-14 03:26:21 PM

Mr_Fabulous: True Fact: I was born in the state of Arkansas.

It's not a fact that I admit to often, though.


*too

It's ok.. you were born in Arkansas.  I didn't expect you to no.
 
2013-10-14 03:28:20 PM
I live here in Arkansas. It's not so bad.
 
2013-10-14 03:30:22 PM
all this tells me is that the next natural disaster will most likely hit Arkansas....at which point everyone there will start to wonder why the feds aren't helping because "they had no idea that the shut down would affect them." Like currently in South Dakota.
 
2013-10-14 03:30:29 PM
"Arkansas, It's not so bad."  Brought to you by the Arkansas Tourism board. Please come visit, or don't. Either way is OK.
 
2013-10-14 03:30:31 PM

Triple Oak: Where does Arkansas rank for literacy?


Don't remember exactly, but it was in the bottom five. if I recall correctly

Or education?

Arkansas
44th for percentage of the adult population with a high school diploma
49th for percentage of the adult population with a college degree
50th for percentage of the adult population with an advanced degree


Or ability to perceive reality? Unskew those numbers, please.
 
2013-10-14 03:31:11 PM

ghare: Arkansas elected  Bill Clinton 5 times


Bill Clinton may have been a talented lawyer and shrewd politician but he has always been a hillbilly from Hope.
 
2013-10-14 03:31:39 PM
My future in-laws are from Arkansas. I'm really lucky that they don't give a shiat about politics.
 
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