Spider thread! Spider thread!Monday's started off in good stead!We weave webs strong as steel!Don't kill us...'Cos we FEEL!Look out....Here comes the spider thrrrrrread!
Resident Muslim: What is it with the trend of Fark spider threads?Not that I'm complaining.Also, for the people joking about spiders spreading their web where they usually walk, don't you wonder if those guys are looking for a challenge??
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MadAzza: SearchN: Oh, and to you farkers in HI and FL.. Enjoy.What the fark? I live in Hawaii. I've been bitten by a shark, stung by a scorpion, stung by a centipede ... I've had more bizarre shiat like that happen than anyone I know, and now I have to worry about foot-wide spiders?? WHAT THE F*CK?I hate you for making me aware of that thing.
WelldeadLink: How many spiders did they psychoanalyze? Did none of them enjoy being killed? Did some of them not care? Was this just a non-scientific poll on the web?
HawgWild: I, for the most part, don't kill spiders. Spiders eat those insects and other bugs that annoy me. So I leave them alone.Unless, of course, they descend from above and crawl on me. In that case, I do the manly thing and run around in circles, arms flailing, screaming "Get it off! Get IT OFF! GETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFF!"
miss diminutive: So that spider who makes a web across my front door at face level every morning isn't following his natural instincts, he's just being a douchebag?Well fark him.
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